#incorrect kotlc

[sophies-earbuds]

sophie: keefe and i are dating!

marella: we've known for ages

sophie: but we only started dating two days ago

marella: then what were you doing before?

[norwegian-trickster-god]

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

[evil-mop-eating-sponge]

Dex: people who sleep without socks worry me.

Biana: peole who sleep WITh socks are not to be trusted.

Sophie: people who sleep are wierd.

Keefe: I was a sock once!

Fitz: *walking in* WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN MY CLOSET!?

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Biana: Here’s a question for all you telepaths out there.

Biana:

[kotlcmemesforsomelaughs]

Fitz: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[save-the-garden-gnomes]

Fintan:

In the elf jail. Straight up "killing it". And by "it", haha, let's just say.

A councillor.

[findmewheretheseameetsthesky]

Keefe: *Screams*

Sophie: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Tam: Should we do something?!

Biana, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

Keefe: So. Alvar's betrayal.

Fitz:

Biana:

Sophie:

Dex:

Della:

Alden:

Keefe: I would have Neverseen it coming—

Fitz: Get the fuck out

[havenfield-is-nice]

Forkle: I want Sophie, Fitz and Keefe to do trust exercises.

Dex: I, I wanna be in the room where it happened, the room where it happens.

[crymeariveronceagain]

Keefe: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Keefe: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

[sophies-earbuds]

sophie: dex, can i ask you a question?

dex: sure

sophie: why are we laying on the ground?

dex: well you passed out, so i laid down next to you so people would think we're just chillin

[winwin17]

"He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgement."

Sophie, referring to Keefe

[castleofravens]

jolie died 16 years before book 1, when she was 20 (so she'd be 36). as of stellarlune, she'd be around 38. she's 10 years older than alvar, and their parents were friends, which leads to the very distinct possibility that she babysat for the vackers (or at least, alvar and maybe fitz as a baby?)

[sophiejacksonchase]

Mr. Forkle: SOPHIE!!!

Sophie, bolting upright from her nap: what? No. Yes. I'm awake. Where am I?

Mr. Forkle: in a meeting, where you're supposed to be awake.

Sophie: I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep last night.

Biana: you know, when you can't sleep it means that someone is thinking about you.

Sophie, tiredly: I know that you're talking about some love thing, but I have way too many enemies to joke about a person who thinks about me at night.

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Fintan: Ha. Sophie? Dead? Let me tell you something. That girl is literally impossible to kill.

Fintan: To prove a theory, I one time tried to just straight up shoot her.

Fintan: The bullet missed, ricocheted off a frying pan on the wall and broke open a cabinet full of bottles which I then tripped on and fell over. It hurt my pride more than anything.

[kotlcmemesforsomelaughs]

Grizel: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword Sandor: That's why I carry two swords