#incorrect mlaatr quotes

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Timmy once again letting his impulsive thoughts win

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Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

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Sheldon: Can I try rizzing you up?

Jenny: Sure, lol.

Sheldon: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

[shadow-coolness]

*After Jennys and Mistys first kiss*

Jenny: Whoa... Crikey.

Misty: I can't believe I just did that...

Jenny: I can't believe I just said that! "Crikey?" Why that of all things?! Come on, Jen, be cool next time!

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Misty: I did it for you, Jenny. I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.

Jenny: No, Misty.

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Misty, pointing: may I sit there?

Jenny: that's my lap.

Misty: that doesn't answer my question, Jenny.

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MLaaTR Incorrect Quotes

XJ5: XJ8 takes everything literally. Metaphors will go right over her head.

XJ8: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

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If I have a lot of things to glue, I start out as Danny, then slowly become Timmy

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Types of people on a road trip 🚙🗺

About to kill everyone in this car and then themselves: Jimmy

Called shotgun: Everyone

Actually got the front seat: Jenny

Enforces the seatbelt rule: SpongeBob, Jimmy

Constantly has to be reminded of the seatbelt rule: Timmy, Zim

"MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!": Timmy, Manny

Passes tf out immediately: Danny

"I need to pee": Timmy, Manny

Infodumping: Jimmy, Dib

In charge of map/GPS: Jenny

"It's too cold/hot in here!": Danny, Timmy, Jimmy, Dib, Zim

Not allowed to sit next to each other: Zim + Dib

Taking photos of the nice scenery: Jenny, SpongeBob

Videoing the road trip: Timmy, Manny, Jenny

Gets a coffee at every service station they pass: Jimmy, Danny, Dib

Brought the snacks: SpongeBob, Timmy, Manny

Touching EVERYTHING in the car: Timmy, SpongeBob, Zim

Abandoned at gas station: Zim

"Are we there yet?": Timmy, SpongeBob, Zim

Reads every sign they pass out loud: SpongeBob, Zim

Headphones/earphones in most of the trip: Jenny, Danny, Jimmy, Dib

Has roadrage: Zim, Dib

Banned from driving: Zim, SpongeBob

Playing road trip games: SpongeBob, Timmy, Manny, Danny

Tries to keep everything calm when arguments start: SpongeBob, Jenny, Danny

Argues over the music: Everyone

Jamming/singing along to the music: Manny , Danny, Timmy, SpongeBob

Always remarks whenever they pass a field of cows/horses/sheep/etc: SpongeBob, Zim

Not supposed to be there, but snuck themselves in: Gir

Was forgotten: Patrick

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Computer: Confirm you are not a robot

Timmy:

Jenny: *checks box*

Timmy: :O

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Jenny: Wish I lacked critical thinking skills, y'all seem so happy

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Manny: Ugh, me gusta Timmy pero a veces puede ser muy molesto. (Ugh, I love Timmy, but sometimes he can be really annoying)

Jenny: De acuerdo. ¿Cómo puede un niño ser tan...? (Agreed. How can one kid be so-?)

Timmy, not even looking up from his phone: Estoy aquí mismo (I'm right here)

Both: O_o

Jenny: Cómo- (How-?)

Timmy: Tengo un hermano en América Central al que tengo que visitar de vez en cuando. (I have a brother in Central America that I have to check in on from time to time)

Manny: ...TIENES UN QUÉ- (...YOU HAVE A WHAT-)

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sooo, question. we have jenny what about kenny. y'know, literal dogboy-bot made by nora's rival I can just imagine Jimmy treating him like a part-time pet and full-time test dummy--

I will be 100% honest, I forgot about Kenny 😅 I remember watching MLAATR, but I think it was the one I watched the least out of all the shows, sadly. It just wasn't on TV as much 😭

But that past part is definitely accurate I feel. Jimmy would definitely treat him like that

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Gir meets the X-Js

*All of the X-Js gathered around Gir, looking at him warily*

X-J5: Uh, Jenny, why did you just drop this little robot in front of us?

Jenny: Because Zim forced me to look after him for the day and after five minutes with him, I felt my processor start to fry and I needed a break. And then I remembered you guys outnumber him 8 to 1 so it would be way less of a headache. But I'm not a monster so I'll be back in an hour. Don't let him near any food or squirrels, his piggy's in the bag, and try to keep his dog suit from getting dirty. Have fun!

*Jenny blasts off*

X-J6: Ugh, of course she dumps him on us without another thought!

X-J7: Yeah...why wouldn't she? We're all worthless and the perfect scrap heap to dump garbage...

X-J5: Hey, c'mon! It can't be that bad! After all, how hard can it be to spend an hour with one little-

Gir, spazzing out: AHAHAHADHGBCKS DBALBFKCKSN!!! Bacon.

X-J8: Miniscule robot appears terminally malfunctioning. *Raises fists in crushing position* Immediate termination required.

X-J5: WHOA WHOA! Easy there! I think he's just playing!

Gir, looking at X-J1: EGGY!

*X-J1 whistles nervously*

Gir: I'M ABOUT TO MAKE ME A MEEEEAN OMELETTE!

*Grabs at X-J1 but she spits up oil on him*

X-J4: Serves you right, you slimy toddler!

Gir: I'M COVERED IN EGG JUICE! HHEHEHEHAHAHHAHAHAY

X-J5: Alright, girls. If we're gonna survive an hour with this little guy, we've gotta pull together and- hey, where's X-J3?

Gir, playing with X-J3's body parts: DOOOOOO! I LOVE LEGOS! DOOOOO

*X-J6 holds up X-J2 in a threatening motion*

X-J5: NO-

Gir, eyes red: THREAT DETECTED! *reveals his entire arsenal of missiles*

X-J5: NO, STOP!

Gir: Ok! *puts weapons away*

X-J8: Response indeterminable. Weaponry is of impressive quality but threat must be terminated.

X-J7: Maybe we should just surrender... what's the point in trying to fight him?

X-J5: Excellent point, X-J7! After all, we're not supposed to fight the little tyke! We should do nice things for him like X-J4 over there!

X-J4, scrubbing Gir clean: Huh? No, this isn't for him, it's for me! I couldn't stand watching that oil for another second!

Gir: BATH TIME!!! EHHEHEHHE! Make sure to get right in this spot! *Points*

X-J4: Aww, is it your hard to reach spot?

Gir: No. Getting water in there will make my head explode. GEEHEHAHAHEHEHE!!

X-J5: Ok, ladies. As I was saying, if we pull together, we can do this!

X-J7: Or he'll kill us all and put us out of our misery...

X-J5: That's the spirit X-J7!

*one hour later*

Jenny: Ok, I'm back! How'd things-

*House is in shambles and the X-Js look worse than after any villain they ever fought*

X-J6: I'm disowning you, IDGAF if it's the 15464826483rd time! THIS TIME I MEAN IT!

Jenny: Yikes, that bad, huh?

X-J5: Eh, it wasn't all bad! Look! He even taught X-J1 a new word!

Gir: Ok, Eggy! Just like I showed you!

X-J1, adjusting her beeps: DOO-DEE DOO-DEE DOO-DEE DOO-DEE DOO-DEE DOO-DEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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