#incorrect jensoo

[kpopinocorrect]

Jisoo: does lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance

Jennie: can you just shut up and enjoy the silence for one?

Jisoo: KACHOW

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Jennie : How long are we going to stand here and let her do that?

Jisoo : Just give her a minute.

Rosé : (pushing on a door which says pull)

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jennie, exhausted: Worst thing your girlfriend's done this week. I'll go first.

Jennie: Jisoo trained Dalgom to bite Lisa whenever she speaks.

Irene: The zoo called me because Seulgi got drunk and got in the bear enclosure.

Irene: She said she wanted to "commune with family."

Solar: Moonbyul lit off fireworks under Wheein's bed.

Solar: Do you know how hard it's been to get her to sleep alone?

Jennie: Absolute terrors. At least Jisoo's at the dorm entirely alone.

Irene: Really? Seulgi said she was meeting Jisoo, but an unnie was there to supervise.

Solar, suddenly sweating: Weird because Byul said she and Seulgi were working on a song together, but that she'd be on her best behavior because multiple juniors would be there.

Jennie: Fuck.

Irene: Jennie call an ambulance, Solar call fire, and I'll call the zoo!

[constantinab]

Rosé: Hi. Wyd?

Jisoo: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.

Rosé: Aww...So sweet.♡

Jisoo: I know, but Jennie is not replying so I'm texting you instead.

Rosé:

[shiba-chuu]

Jisoo: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

Jennie : But did I make you cry?

Jisoo: * cries on the spot*

Jennie: …shit

[felixify]

Jennie : Look , as a straight woman , I think-

Chaelisa : Wait , What did you just call your self ?

Jennie : ...a straight woman ?

Chalisa : oh , so we're just saying things now ?

Chalisa : As a toaster , we-

Jennie : Shut up you morons !

Jisoo , obviously whipped and not even denying it : Yea guys , let my girl talk

[jennierubyjanej96]

BLACKPINK #006

Villain, holding Jennie hostage: Give us $10,000 and we'll give her back

Jennie, offended: You think I'm only worth $10,000?!

Villain: What?

Jennie: Give me that *Takes megaphone*

Jennie: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS

Jisoo, outside: JENNIE, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[incorrect-kpop-ggs]

Rosé: Okay, you're driving and you see Jisoo and Lisa on the road. What do you hit?

Jennie: Oh, Lisa, definitely. I could never hurt Jisoo

Rosé: The breaks, unnie. You hit the breaks.

[incorrect-blackpinkquotes]

Jennie: Crushes are the worst.

Jisoo: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.

Jennie: You're always acting stupid.

Jisoo: Yeah don't think too hard on that.

[kpopinocorrect]

Jennie: As my good friend Jisoo once said…

Jennie: Get fucked.

Jisoo: I have never once said that

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Jisoo : You need to react when people cry.

Jennie : I did. I rolled my eyes.

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jennie, watching Jisoo stare out of the window pensively: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she's thinking.

Jisoo, internally: Wed-nes-day… Whensday? Wendesday??

[incorrectblackpink]

[Jensoo texting]

Jennie: facetime me.

Jisoo: and see your potato chip looking face? no thanks.

Jennie: remind me why we're friends.

Jisoo: I'm the only one that can keep your ego in check.

[sanrio-kawaii]

♡*♥ sky blue moodboard.

@psdcys

[incorrect-youth-with-you]

*BlackPink dorm watching Youth With You*

Jisoo: Jennie do you think, Kiki would date me?

Jennie: (Without looking up from her phone) Of course not, she’d already be dating me.

Jisoo: (getting jelly) well... SHE’S ALREADY DATING XUEER SO YOU’RE TOO LATE!

Rosé: Maybe you guys should continue taking each other on dates.

Jennie: HOW YOU LIKE THAT?!

Jisoo: SOUNDS PERFECT TO ME!

(Lisa tackles Rosé after a long day at work)

Lisa: How you like that? I leave to shoot YWY2 and I come back JenSoo fighting. It’s perfect.

Rosé: Welcome home!

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Jennie: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Jisoo: They’re for Dalgom.

Jennie: Why are you making pancakes for Dalgom?

Jisoo: Because he doesn’t know how.