#incorrect msby

[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: Omi-kun, what if I got kidnapped? Kiyoomi, internally: Option 1: I sure hope they do. Option 2: Who would want to kidnap you? Option 3: Trust me, they'd bring you back? Kiyoomi: No one's going to kidnap you, baby. Atsumu: I knew you'd say that.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

[meleth03]

Meian: Bokuto is late. Again. Kiyoomi: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11. Hinata: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12. Atsumu: I set his clock to PM instead of AM. Meian: You all may have overdone it. Bokuto, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[atsumwah]

at y/n and atsumu's wedding

osamu, making a toast : to my brother, good riddance. to my new sister in law , good luck. this monster's yours now.

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Atsumu: I slept with omi

Meian: oh? I hope you both grabbed extra blankets

Atsumu:

Atsumu: no I meant we had s-

Meian: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS

[miyasstan]

Happy Birthday to the Miya Twins!!!!

Two of my comfort and so well-written characters, a volleyball prodigy because of his own hard work and one who prefers to choose his own path despite one set for him, thank you furudate for giving us validation from osamu to choose what we want to do, and atsumu to surpass our own limits to get what we want, oh how I love the miyas, they will always be my people!!!!

(I think you both will be the happier versions of yours when you're 80 <3)

[soukokuchild]

Atsumu, arriving late at practice: did someone put coins in the vending machine? 'cause yer snack is here

Kiyoomi:

Kiyoomi: I'm gonna fucking kill him.

[Bokuto and Meian had to physically stop him from kicking Atsumu]

[atsu-kinnie]

Sakusa: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Atsumu: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

Bokuto:

Hinata:

Inunaki: it's 7 a.m in the fucking morning!

[hotvinimon]

Miya Osamu <3

“Samu…Samu…Don’t look directly, but I can see your doppelganger… just behind you.”

You and your sweet, loving, handsome, onigiri man of a boyfriend were on a night date in the street of Shibuya. Osamu was busy in choosing what to eat first, while you took pictures. Suddenly you saw Osamu’s clown toghether with a curly haired, bitch-faced man, an orange head and an owl faced beefy boy.

To say that you were shocked would be an understatement. A guy… or I should say Samu’s clown was chatting with his friends just few meters behind your boyfriend, only his hair's more blonde, and his vibe's more... clownish.

“Doppelganger ??? what do you even me-” “CAN’T YOU FUCKING WHISPER ?? AND DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. BE MORE SUBTLE.” you whisper yelled.

Suddenly the doppelganger looked in your direction and frowned comically and advanced towards you.

“OH MY GOSH, SAMUUUU, HE'S COMING... HE'S COMING THIS WAY!”

Samu quickly looked into the direction, and unlike you he was frowning ??? similarly like his doppelganger ??? what the heck was going on. Was there some kind of invisible mirror thing that you couldn’t see.

Even the doppelganger's buddies seem cool, like they're in on the joke.

The doppelganger was now, standing in front of you and looking at your boyfriend, like he was communicating with his eyes. Before anyone could say anything…

“OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD… CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU SIR ????”

All eyes are on you, but who cares? It's not every day you meet your boyfriend's mirror image.

“Oh.. of course cutie, are you a fan ??”

“Well, I’m a human but I’ve never seen my boyfriend’s clown my entire life.” you giggled like a kid.

“DON’T DO THAT”. That ‘DOPPELGANGER’ yelled at your boyfriend.

“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”

“YOU ARE MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT HER. LIKE YOU MAKE AT FOOD.”

“I AM NOT.”

“YES YOU ARE”

All you could hear for next fifteen minutes was funny curse words and skin slapping sounds. Meanwhile, the curly-haired dude shoots you a concerned look.

“Ohhhh… so you are his big brother. Nice to meet you Tsum, I’m y/n, Samu’s s/o.”

Unlike your fictional brain, the ‘DOPPELGANGER’ turned out to be your boyfriend’s twin brother.

“Nice to meet you too y/n/n” Atsumu showed his signature smirk.

“IT’S MIYA TO YOU AND IT’S Y/L/N TO YOU.”

"WHAT THE HECK, BASTARD? AM I SOME GIRLFRIEND STEALER?"

"MORE LIKE AN UNINVITED DATE CRASHER."

"AT LEAST I'M EYE CANDY."

"YEAH, WELL, MOM LIKES ME MORE."

More insults fly, more slaps echo, and the furniture starts to question its life choices. Meeting your boyfriend's twin? Not too shabby after all.

Keys -

y/n - your name

s/o - sgnificant other

y/n/n - your nick name

y/l/n - your last name

Requests are open

[incorrect-sakuatsu]

Hinata: I’m gonna wake up Omi-san!

Atsumu: Oh well, rest in peace!

Bokuto: Nooo you’re too young!

Hinata:

[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: Today, we'll be celebrating King Atsumu Day, how could you not? It's on every calendar. Hinata, shows his calendar: How about this one? Atsumu, snaps his finger: Suna! Suna: */drew a face of Atsumu on Ocotber 5 in Hinata's calendar: Atsumu: There it is. See?

[hitoshi-yuuto]

A Normal Day with The MSBY Team

Atsumu : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Bokuto, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Sakusa : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Bokuto for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack.

[meleth03]

Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?

Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?

Atsumu: Of course not!

Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then

[later]

Osamu: Hey Tsumu

Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker

[luba-rigid]

Miya Atsumu at Sabrina Tour. Hope I got yours attention hah I just stared my career as a creator, u can also find me on Twitter @Luba_Rigid ✌️

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Atsumu: MIYA

Kiyoomi: SAKUSA

Atsumu: MIYA

Kiyoomi: SAKUSA

Bokuto: why are they both yelling their own last names?

Hinata: they're fighting over which one to use when married

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