#incorrect black jackals

[tsumiomi]

Kiyoomi: Just be yourself.

Atsumu: */Is himself

Kiyoomi: Not like that.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

[atsu-kinnie]

Sakusa: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Atsumu: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

Bokuto:

Hinata:

Inunaki: it's 7 a.m in the fucking morning!

[soukokuchild]

Atsumu: sugar dissolves into water so please don't walk in the rain or I might lose a sweetie like you

Kiyoomi:

Kiyoomi: this time I'm killing you for real.

[once again the team had to physically stop him]

[luba-rigid]

Miya Atsumu at Sabrina Tour. Hope I got yours attention hah I just stared my career as a creator, u can also find me on Twitter @Luba_Rigid ✌️

[miyasstan]

MSBY Sakuatsu shenanigans!!!

When it's Atsumu's turn to serve he would say, "This one is for you, Omi ;)"

And would successfully miss skks

Kiyoomi: exasperated, endeared, amused 🤦

[chodzacaparodia]

Atsumu, every time Sakusa shows up at MSBY's training: And who came here. Mr. Grumpy. Destroyer of Good Fun. The Killer of Children's Smiles.

[compressed-and-depressed]

Haikyuu!! Characters as Conversations I’ve had with my Friends

Hinata: What do I get a girl for her sweet 16?

Sakusa: A blood ritual kit

Atsumu: A book on tax evasion

Hinata: I'M SERIOUS GUYS!!!! Natsu's birthday is next week.

Bokuto: Tax evasion is very serious.

[incorrect-sakuatsu]

Bokuto: Why is Sakusa sulking? More than usual?

Atsumu: He had to give his tablet up for service

Hinata: Doesn't sound too bad!

Atsumu, to Sakusa: Tell them.

Sakusa:

Sakusa: My fanfics were in there...

[tsumiomi]

Atsumu: Omi-kun, what if I got kidnapped? Kiyoomi, internally: Option 1: I sure hope they do. Option 2: Who would want to kidnap you? Option 3: Trust me, they'd bring you back? Kiyoomi: No one's going to kidnap you, baby. Atsumu: I knew you'd say that.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

A Normal Day with The MSBY Team

Atsumu : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Bokuto, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Sakusa : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Bokuto for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack.

[atsu-kinnie]

*At the Onigiri Miya*

Osamu: Tsumu you free this Saturday?

Atsumu: yes, why?

Osamu: What about you Sakusa?

Kiyoomi: No plans at the moment.

Osamu: Great because I am not, you two should go without me, enjoy your date -

Atsumu:

Kiyoomi:

Hinata: FINALLY!

[correct-hq]

Sakusa: The French have given us many good things

Bokuto: French toast!!!

Sakusa: The Guillotine

[he11swinter]

Cyrus: Sorry, ghosts. We can’t afford treats this week.

Isabella: It’s fine, I don’t care.

Dana: Some of us need a diet anyway.

Ryan: I’m GoiNG to eAT HaRoLD!

Harold: *bawling*

[meleth03]

Coach Foster: Has anyone seen Miya?

Atsumu, laying face-down on the floor: Present.

[chodzacaparodia]

*MSBY trying to convince Sakusa to do a tik tok with them for their fans*

Sakusa: Piss off. I won't do it. The only Tik Tok I accept is "Tik Tok" by Kesha.