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incorrect-multiverse · 7 months ago
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*At some point when they’re first together, probably*
Rio: Agatha, when’s your birthday?
Agatha: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Rio: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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societyfolklore · 6 months ago
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Wanda: What’s the worst that could happen? Strange: *glaring* Stop saying that.
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floilee · 2 years ago
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(In the Avengers complex)
Peter excited enters the room: Hey gays, do you want to know a bizarre curiosity?
Yelena bored: More nerd stuff.
Kate smiling: What did you discover this time king of nerds?
Peter: It looks like I have a lookalike...
Yelena: But isn't this already scientifically proven?
Peter: Yes, but here comes the plot twist. My lookalike is dating MJ's lookalike too.
Peter: It seems that their name is Tom Holland and Zendaya.
Kate: Okay, that's bizarre.
Yelena: Could be that our lookalikes also date just like us?
Kate: Yes. It is chemically impossible us not to be attracted to each other-
Peter looking at cell phone: No, Florence and Hailee don't date, and it looks like they're not a lesbian.
Yelena ugly face: Flo-what?
Kate: NOT A LESBIAN?
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glitter-stained · 7 months ago
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Batkids play a game called "Never have you ever" where Duke gazes into their timelines in the multiverse and tells them two made-up things and one that happened in an else-word and they have to guess which is real
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softwaredubs · 6 months ago
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Yeah this was gonna go on my tiktok but i was too late :(
Fake tweets belong to @howlsofbloodhounds
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h4unted-d4rling · 9 months ago
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I would be that one person in the town during Weirdmageddon where I’m like “is it just me or is that Bill Cipher guy kinda hot?” And everyone would look at me like
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swiftmitsu · 2 years ago
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everyone, go and congratulate Error 🎉🎉
credit (?) to @lover-of-skellies (i apologise if you don’t like being mentioned TT)
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awhoreintheory · 9 months ago
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Picture Peter using slangs from his universe, and utterly befuddling people when he gets dropped in Gotham
Peter sounds insane. No one knows what a "gritty" is, or how to hit it. He has a weird obsession with caps, but he never wears a hat. No one knows what the hell "America's ass" means. Is it a dig at politics? A reference the "do the butt's match?" Meme? No one fucking knows.
Anyways that's how he gives his identity away AND Tim assumes he's from the future, the the batfamily makes contingencies around this incorrect assumption
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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months ago
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Scarlet Witch possesses Wanda-838…
Billy: Mom? Everything okay?
Scarlet: y-yes Billy. Everything’s-
Y/N bursts in with popcorn and soda…
Y/N: hey! Who’s ready for movie night?!
Wanda takes a step back, apprehensively…
Y/N: sorry I’m late, my little witch, Cap does not understand the meaning of time.
Y/N kisses her cheek…
Y/N: why don’t we all just sit and enjoy a night in?
Wanda: (blushes) y-yeah.
Y/N sits down with the boys and Wanda cuddles into Y/N’s side…
Wanda: (thinks) maybe I can find them on my world instead.
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karmaspidr · 8 months ago
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Billy: And that's pretty much everything that happened, sir.
Strange: ...
Agatha: Hey, Professor Weirdo, you in there?
Strange: Sorry, it's just that that sigil caused me a lot of trouble.
Billy: What?
Strange: Let's just say that Wanda Maximoff wouldn't have been as easily corrupted by the Book of the Damned if she knew her son was alive and well just a few miles away from Westview.
Billy: ...
Agatha: Oooh. He has a point there.
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incorrect-multiverse · 6 months ago
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Rio: We all have our demons.
Rio, grabbing Agatha: This one’s mine.
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gfmaximoff · 2 years ago
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America: ARE YOU-
Wong: Fucking.
America: KIDDING ME YOU-
Wong: Fucking.
America: IDIOT?!?
Wanda: …What is going on?
Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.
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keydooo · 3 months ago
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Dream: ... Delusional?... OF COURSE I'M DELUSIONAL! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO STAY POSITIVE ALL THE TIME, WHEN ALL YOU FOLKS DO IS COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! JIMINY MOTHER LOVING TOASTER STRUDEL!!!
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19panophobia16 · 8 months ago
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Lilia: "So, you're just gonna sit there and feel sorry for yourself?"
Agatha: "No. I'm also gonna drink."
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seasunstarwars · 1 month ago
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ahsoka: Something tells me Anakin’s going to be a bit more unhinged today…
anakin, crashing his ship into the ryloth blockade: Leave me be, Obi-Wan isn’t here to stop me, I'm going feral.
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chaosvillainy · 2 years ago
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Emo Wanda: Stop telling me what to do!
Y/N: Eat me out.
Emo Wanda: Okay tell me what to do.
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