#incorrect newmann
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newmannincorrect · 6 months ago
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I don’t have a crush on him. He’s just someone I stare at and like, and when he’s not here, it ruins my day.
Hermann, about Newt
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lithiumseven · 9 months ago
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taintedmind6669 · 1 year ago
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barelysleepyy · 1 year ago
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For @get-shortcaked
( This is an old drawing but shh )
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Happy (late) pride month!
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tjisntnice · 10 months ago
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Are these funny
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shaythey · 2 years ago
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too lazy to finish— Herm + newt as laszlo wwdits
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thattripleabattery · 2 years ago
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Newt: has anyone ever told you they love you
Hermann: do my parents count
Newt: yeah
Hermann: then no
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unnonexistence · 9 months ago
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trying a new writing strategy: to-do list style outline
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laurasinele · 2 years ago
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they are, they just don't know
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more b99 newmann parodies…………they’re flirting bc theyre married probably
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isweartothebees · 3 years ago
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God gave the world screenshots and I crawled out from my pile of gravel to corrupt them.
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hypnote · 3 years ago
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Hermann: I'm so sorry I didn't notice something was off... It was only when they took full control that I realized how wrong you were acting this whole time
Newt: You could say it was...
un-newt-tural
Hermann:
Newt:
Precursors: seems there's no god in this universe either
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newmannincorrect · 6 months ago
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Amara: Ah yes, the five love languages.
[points to Nate] Touch starved.
[points to Hermann] My parents never told me they are proud of me.
[points to Newt] I love Stuff.
[points to Pentecost] I’m so fuckin' tired please god just let me rest for five minutes.
[points to Nate] Hey pay attention to me.
Nate: Hey, why did I get two?
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solarmorrigan · 3 years ago
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Newt: Rock and roll is a way for you to tell the world how you feel!
Hermann: Feel about what?
Newt: Expressing yourself. What do you do when you're angry?
Hermann: Math.
Newt: Okay... How about sad?
Hermann: Math.
Newt: Happy?
Hermann: Math!
Newt: So every feeling you have makes you want to do math?
Hermann: I don't know if it's so much cause and effect; I do a lot of math. The feelings come and go.
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newtgottlieb · 3 years ago
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Newt: Hey Hermann let's play 20 questions
Hermann: (sigh) If it will make you shut up for the next 30 minutes.
Hermann: What is... Your favourite director?
Newt: Whoever did Godzilla. Do you like men?
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barelysleepyy · 1 year ago
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Oblivious!Hermann for the soul.
Bleep bloop.
For @get-shortcaked , who requested me to do this one.
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mints-bizarre-posts · 3 years ago
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Incorrect Quotes #38
Newt : So what if someone catches us?
Hermann : Then we tell them we're making out
Newt : Oh, so we're not gonna lie?
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