#incorrect peter quill

[happylittleshrub]

Playing both these games at the same time makes me think of nonsense like this lol

[lleafyleafsterr]

mantis: I thought the point of the guardians was that we’re all misfits who want to do better :(

peter: Well YES, kinda? but this is different! He’s got daddy issues and godly superpowers! that’s a recipe for disaster

gamora: …..peter.

peter: that was one time and it doesn’t count gamora.

loki: such warm greetings, I feel at home already.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Drax: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Quill: That’s a snake.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[spideyson-stuff]

Every time I watch Infinity War I feel robbed, like, they have EVERYTHING to be friends, and they have like 3 minutes of interaction? come on Marvel, you can do better than that

They would make orphan jokes and talk about music and dancing and stupid jokes, Parker would throw all the information from the last few years of Earth at Quill talking about memes and being silly

The Avengers and the Guardians don't understand how they are so close and friendly in such a short time, "how they are already so close? IT'S NOT FAIR!"

So suddenly everyone is a little jealous of their relationship, and they both complement oblivious, just seeing some rude behavior from their companions and nothing more

things like during breakfast Gamora and Drax being irritated and kind of distant and less sarcastic comments from Rocket

Or during a mission less funny comments from Tony and more dry responses from Steve and Sam

One day during a meeting between the Avengers and the Guardians, Rocket and Tony end up saying a rude response to Quill and Parker out of jealousy of how close they, something like "go have fun with your new "best friend" you don't need us anymore do you?" are and it becomes something like

Quill and Parker: Waaaaaaaait a minute...

Parker: You guys are...

Quill: By any chance...

Quill and Parker: Jealous?...

Suddenly everything goes silent and both teams freeze in place looking at each other like deer in the headlights, Quill and Parker started laughing uncontrollably, everyone is embarrassed and the Guardians are angry with Rocket and the Avengers are angry with Tony for exposing them

In the end, they are both still friends and use this day to tease their teammates whenever they can, it's HILARIOUS!

[incorrectgotgquotes]

[Quill holds one of the baby raccoons they saved]

Rocket: Oh, Dick really likes you.

Quill: I like Dick.

Rocket: Ah-ha, you like dick! His name is not Dick you idiot, it’s Finn.

[incorrect-starbula]

Peter: Rocket, tap into their security cameras.

Rocket: Oh sure, lemme just load my "Tap into every security camera on the planet" app.

Rocket: *Taps on a screen*

Rocket: Sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I am in.

[youshouldenvymebecauseofmytaste]

During Doomsday

Yelena: Listen up faces! In order to save us all some time I’m gonna call all the guys Peter and all the girls Polly

Peter Q: Peter’s actually my name.

Yelena: Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor

[sincerelykarai]

I love how gotg is such a big movie but with such a small fandom on tumblr 😭🙏

Like a majority of the fandom is me, @raccoon-coded @sunllghtt @retrobr and @incorrect-starbula (let me know if I missed anyone)

Also just received the biggest honour of my life bc me and @retrobr are now moots 🙏🙏🙏

[fandomnerd9602]

Marvel Rivals Penni Quill X Male Reader she's getting into her fancy Queen of Spartax clothes for the hellfire gala she doesn't like it because it's uncomfortable so reader bribes her with some after party things wink wink nudge nudge

This version is based on her Marvel Rivals/comics version so she's royalty in this

Penni: this is so stupid! I look like Ming the Merciless threw up on me!

Y/N: I think you look hot, Quill

Penni: (blushes) oh?

Y/N; yeah. Like you keep that outfit on for this recon and I’d be willing to treat you afterwards (winks)

Penni: okay deal…Rocket and Lylla will have to leave the Ship for awhile

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Peter: We’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad and Gamora’s the mom.

Gamora: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Groot: I know they’re thinking I’m like the son but I’m not! I’ll be the gay emo cousin.

Mantis: I will be the son! The hot shot! Whose only dream… is to be a star.

Rocket: I feel like I’d be a… fresh out of jail uncle.

Drax: And in the sassy aunt… who talks shit about everyone.

[angelofthenight]

You, walking into a room: Hey, Adam.

Quill: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room who are your closest friends or-

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Quill: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Quill: Lmao, @Rocket.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rocket: Quill, haven’t you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?

Quill: You cannot.

Rocket: Say “fort”.

Quill: Fort?

Quill: Now say it three times.

Quill: Fort, fort, fort.

Rocket: Spell it twice.

Quill: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

Rocket: Say it two more times.

Quill: Fort, fort.

Rocket: Now what do you eat soup with?

Quill: Ha ha! FORK! Ha!

Rocket: Really? Cause I eat my soup with a spoon.

[Rocket leaves]

Drax: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall—

Quill: I KNOW!!

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course

[spideyson-stuff]

During the moments before the fight against Thanos in Infinity War

*Parker seeing Strange and Tony arguing about the plan to beat Thanos*

*Quill seeing Drax and Mantis playing and arguing about something stupid*

*Parker and Quill look at each other*

Quill: We're gonna have to be the bigger person in this scenario, aren't we?

Parker: Yeah...

Quill: The universe is so lost...

Parker: Totally...