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incorrectohtweets · 1 year ago
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incorrecttwsted · 7 months ago
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theaceofarrows · 1 year ago
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chronic-hyperfixator · 14 days ago
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Val: There’s nothing happening in this show! Not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet.
Bucky: Dumb kids? *sees Yelena, Bob, Ava, and Walker*
Bucky: Wait! Those are my dumb kids!
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owl-house-incorrectly · 6 months ago
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Eda: You know what the number one thing people ask me is-
Luz: “Are you allowed to be here”?
King: “How did you get in”?
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ladymiraclewings · 7 months ago
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Eda Clawthorne: Have you heard from Owlbert? Luz Noceda: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Hooty. Eda Clawthorne: No disrespect, Luz, but those two sentences don't go together.
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N: Uzi!
Uzi: I think-I think I hurt my leg, but I’ll be ok.
N: Are you sure? I could help carry you if it really hurts.
Uzi: *bisexual panic* DHH-I’M FINE! HAHA! WHO’S UZI?!
N: Aaand scoop!
N: *picks her up bridal style*
Uzi: Oh wow……sports!
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nerdasaurus1200 · 4 months ago
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Zeus: Not a single one of those dumb mortals have gotten hurt yet!
Athena: Dumb mortals? Wait…
*sees Odysseus, Penelope, and Telemachus*
Athena: Those are my dumb mortals!!
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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 9 months ago
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Ming Fan: Ugh! Luo Binghe could get away with murder if he wanted to!
Shen Qingqiu, passing by: What’s this? Binghe got away with murder? I can’t say I approve but at least he’s trying new things.
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incorrectohtweets · 5 months ago
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(Evil Luz/"Luzifer" belongs to @moringmark!!)
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unicornblossom13 · 13 days ago
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[Optimus just assigned Bumblebee to patrols and goes to find Prowl, who is in the middle of meditating]
Optimus: I hate to interrupt your meditation, but you have to go with him.
Prowl: What? But I just found the perfect spot. Why do I have to go?
Optimus: You and I know he’s either gonna get lost or beaten up. Probably both.
Bumblebee [appears on the other side of the window]: No, I won’t!
Optimus [pulls the blinds down]: And because you work for me, too. Unless you want to start paying rent.
[Prowl grumbles and reluctantly gets up, going to join Bumblebee outside]
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theaceofarrows · 1 year ago
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Darius: So today I learned that Hunter has me in his scroll as "Dadrius Dadmonne"
Alador: [shrugs] Could be worse. The twins have each other down as "spare parts"
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chronic-hyperfixator · 14 days ago
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John: Ugh, Bob could get away with murder if he wanted too.
Bucky: What’s this? Bob got away with murder? Can’t say I approve but at least he’s trying new things.
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owl-house-incorrectly · 6 months ago
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Darius: Ugh, I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with the Blight hack
Raine: I mean…you don’t have to.
Darius: No I’m gonna.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months ago
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Peter: What if I told you that I knew a way to make all your problems disappear?
Wade: I’d say that sounds illegal. I’d also say go on.
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Rebecca: Ugh, Uzi could get away with murder if she wanted to!
Khan, passing by: What’s this? Uzi got away with murder? I can’t say I approve but at least she’s trying new things.
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