#incorrect stex

[chaosghoulx]

Turnov: "Is something burning?"

Espresso: "Just my love for you."

Turnov: "Presso the toaster is on fire."

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

C.B.: did you hear about that guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

Dinah: he… what?

C.B.: yeah, pretty nuts

Dinah: … oh my god

Greaseball, rolling past: dude why does your crotch shimmer

[sweet-dining-car]

CB: “Is it a crime to be a silly little guy?”

Rusty: “YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!”

[incorrect-trains]

CB: Today's mood is sponsored by KNIFE! Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a hole in another thing? Try using knife! Have one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things. Ya could try a saw. A saw sometimes works. But other times? Ya need Knife!

[ur-average-goldfish]

CB coded bro

[dinahstissue]

anyone else at least once a day thinks about how they didn’t let them kiss?

[stex-incorrect-quotes]

C.B: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Electra: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[whoareyoueventhough]

stex memes be upon ye

Woaw... neato

[spivecream]

Pearl: I can’t believed you sabotaged Rusty! I’m telling the marshals!

Greaseball: You’re in it too!

Pearl: I’m not falling for that! Do you think I was born yesterday?!

Greaseball:

Pearl:

Greaseball:

Pearl: You’re right let’s keep racing

[storyweaverofgondor]

Greasball: Dinah and I are fighting.

Rusty: I don't understand. Didn't she just call you 'sweetie' and say 'bless you heart'?

Greaseball: Dude, she's Southern! That's as good as a death threat! I might as well go dig my grave and save her the trouble.

[starlight-lesbians]

….she would

[starburst2000]

@sniglettt

Bobo: *holding up baby Coco* Hello moi wee baby baguette! *proud papa noises*

Espresso: Give me the kid.

Bobo: But I-

Espresso: No. No. This is for her own good. No child should be exposed to that much French people.

[chaosghoulx]

Caboose: "Do you want sweet or salty popcorn?"

Dinah, looking at Greaseball: "I want it like him ♡"

Caboose: "We don't sell ugly popcorn."

[sweet-dining-car]

Purse: "Day one of talking to my boss like an insecure girlfriend!"

Purse: "Would you still employ me if I were a worm?"

Electra, not looking up: "No."

Purse: "O-ok.."

[incorrect-trains]

BV: I’ve never studied law but I've spent years on the wrong side of it. That teaches you everything you need to know.

[jupiter-aint-stupider]

CB: What happens when the bell rings in five minutes?

Greaseball: I get a time out?

CB: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the race track will be...

Greaseball: ...Painted?

CB: Empty! It will be empty, you idiot!