#incorrect untamed

[corvuscackles]

[noenvyy]

Incorrect MDSZ: Lan Wangji Needs to Enunciate

Lan Wangji to a farmer: So you say you think a demon has been ruining your crops. Don't worry sir, we'll get to the bottom of this. Wei Wuxian: *Whose* gonna be bottoming for this??

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: I cut my finger.

Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Do you want me to kiss it better?

Lan Wangji: Does that work?

Wei Wuxian: Well, Shijie do it for me and it always makes me feel better

Lan Wangji: And you will do that for any other injuries I might acquire?

Wei Wuxian: Uh, sure!

*later*

Lan Wangji: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Jiang Cheng, immediately getting up: Finally

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[restingdomface]

Lan Jingyi: I may not be famous, successful or attractive, but I promise you; somebody’s therapist knows about me.

Ouyang Zizhen: I think you’re not UNattractive, Jingyi.

Wei Wuxian: Yo same. The therapist part I mean. I’m unfortunately very famous as well.

Lan Wangji: And attractive.

Lan Sizhui: I think you’re successful, A-Die. You grew a really big radish.

Wei Wuxian: *tearing up* Oh my god, I grew this really big radish. *hugs A-Yuan*

Jin Ling: My therapist knows about all of you.

[cultivateme]

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Guangyao: The next person that says 'weird flex but okay' is going to get a kick to the shin.

Wei Wuxian: Preposterous boast but alas.

[eyalsfantasy]

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.

Wei Wuxian: No homo though.

Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: So.

Lwj: I’m in love.

Lwj: with Wei Ying.

Lxc:

Lwj: I’m in love with Wei Ying.

Lxc: Wei-gongzi from the Jiang clan?

Lwj: Yes.

Lwj: Thoughts?

Lxc: And prayers, Wangji. You’re gonna need them.

(Insp.)

[yingying-baby]

So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

[corvuscackles]

[twistedappletree]

lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*

lan xichen: i want one too :(

lan jingyi:

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[gennatakesontheworld]

One morning in the Wangxian household:

Wei Wuxian: And where do you think you're going?

Lan Sizhui: Out with Jingyi...

Wei Wuxian: Okay! Use protection!

Lan Sizhui *blushing*: I'm sixteen!

Wei Wuxian: Yeah, and I'm thirty-two. *Winks at an also blushing Lan Wangji*

Lan Sizhui, running out the door: I'm also adopted!!!

Wei Wuxian: I BIRTHED YOU MYSELF