#incorrect what we do in the shadows

[corvusetoile]

Nandor: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Guillermo: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Nandor: Not when you’re playing with Colin Robinson, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

[incorrecttwsted]

[gay-dorito-dust]

You: *about bob* he’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy!

John: do you ever talk about anyone besides Bob?

You: I would talk about you, though only if you did anything noteworthy, so I just shit talk you behind your back.

John: fair enough. Doesn’t change the fact that I know you like Bob.

You: *shrugs as you smile sadly* whether or not he wants me in that way is his choice to make, so I’ll gladly have him in my life however I can, friend or otherwise.

John: one day *he claps your shoulder in a brotherly manner*

You: one day.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Stan Pines: I want to conclude by saying all marriage is a sham. Apart from my own marriage to my lovely wife Y/n.

*Pan's to Reader*

Reader: *smiling and waving at everyone*

[incorrectringsofpower]

Gil-galad: I can’t even SPEAK the name of the person who organized that MONSTROSITY…

Elrond: I don’t give a fuck. Her name was Galadriel.

Gil-galad: FUCKING GALADRIEL!

[vigsilantes]

[Adrian said something cute about Y/N]

Y/N: Awww, babe, you’re such a sweetheart, you’ve gone so soft, my sweet syrup pie.

Adrian: No, my sweet syrup pie, I’ve gone hard!

Y/N: Ooohoh have you now?

[Adrian wiggles his brows]

Chris, from across the room: You guys are gross.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Silco: The kid has great potential. She may become a captain or even a commander.

Sevika: Or a psychopath.

Silco's man: *sprinting for his life* She’s got a weapon! She’s got a weapon!

Powder: *sadistically laughing and chasing him with a machete*

[bone-trash]

Incorrect WWDITS Quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: Yeah, some of my clothes are from my enemies.

Rio: You may kill some bastard and then go “Ooh those are some nice pants!”

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”

Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”

Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”

[corvusetoile]

Laszlo: Nandor, we tried things your way. Nandor: No, we didn't. Laszlo: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Simon: I’d like to finish off by saying that I think ALL marriage is a sham!

Simon: Apart from my own marriage to my charming wife, Daphne, right over there.

Daphne: [proudly points to herself]

[icepack-for-steve]

Annabel: I mean who isn’t gay?

Will: A lot of people…

Annabel: Oh okay, woo hoo, I’ll get the trumpets out, sorry…

[marvinthecrow]

Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes

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[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Inej: You’re running away from your feelings

Kaz: So? I hate my feelings!

[lesbicosmos]

crystal: *cough* i told you so

edwin: *cough cough* you fucking didn't