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Nat: What’s your plan?

Peter: Panic. Then improvise…and probably panic some more.

Nat: You're definitely Tony’s kid.

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Bucky: Where’s my party?

Steve: What party? For what? It’s not your birthday.

Bucky: Existing? Duh.

Steve: Bucky-

Tony, popping out of nowhere: Done, all organised! I love parties, did you know?

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Peter: Loki is weird.

Thor: He’s my brother.

Peter: He stole my bed. And then offered it back…as long as I promised to look after a pet snake?

Thor: …He’s adopted.

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Peter: Mr Stark, do you ever wish you didn’t have to save the world?

Tony: I do, every Tuesday.

Peter: Why on Tuesdays?

Tony: The shawarma place opens early.

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Loki, walking into the compound 6 hours later than he said: I’m here!

Thor: Where have you been, brother?

Loki: I decided to take a trip to Philadelphia, you know, see the sights.

Thor: So, you were lost?

Loki: …No, never. I am a God, I would never get lost.

Thor, sarcastically: It’s okay, I totally believe you.

Loki: Fine! I was lost. Happy?

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Loki: I am burdened with glorious purpose.

Thor: You’re burdened with a god complex, glitter glue, and animal stickers, brother.

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The Avengers walking back to the compound after a battle and walking past a pride parade.

Nat catches Steve looking, and not wanting to out him to the team she says: Oh that’s today? We should go.

Steve: What’s that about?

Nat: It’s pride. A celebration of all things queer.

Steve: But they just kissed, won’t they get arrested?

Clint: No they’re won’t, it’s legal now. We should go join them.

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Tony trying to build something for Bucky’s arm: How would you describe Bucky’s shoulders?

Steve: As his lover?

Tony: As an artist.

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Loki: I’m not flirting, I’m manipulating.

Mobius: You’re manipulating me into buying you dinner?

Loki: And dessert. Don’t forget the dessert. I want gelato.

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You the hell is Bucky-

No but my actual question is whether or not y’all would ever consider adding Loki to your hilarious quotes? No particular reason definitely not frostiron or frostshield reasons I mean what but I think it would be really funny

😭 Ofc we can. We usually just write whatever comes to mind at random but we can certain try and think of things to include him in 🙏

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Just wanted to say that I love your content and it makes me smile. :D

Thank you sm 🙏. We enjoy making it for you all 🩵🩵

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Peter: Did you guys know there are people who make up weird little things about stuff we say? There are hundreds of accounts like that online.

Steve, turning to the camera: and our favourite one, incorrectcompoundnotes, just reached 200 followers!

incorrectcompoundnotes: Thanks guys!

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Captain America: So, you’ve reached 300 followers on tumblr.

incorrectcompoundnotes Owner 1: Yeah! Wait you know what tumblr is?

incorrectcompoundnotes Owner 2: What are the chances Steve filmed something so specific to us…

Owner 1 + 2 now merged into one: THANK YOU SO SO MUCH <3