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Neil: [being kidnapped] Will I need my toothbrush?

Kinapper: Shut the fuck up.

Neil: I assume that means you’ll be providing a toothbrush.

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Neil: You have to apologise.

Andrew: Fine.

Andrew to Matt: Unfuck yourself or whatever.

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Neil: Are you high?

Andrew: Am I what?

Neil: High.

Andrew: Hello.

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Bee: So what are your goals?

Andrew: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

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Computer: Enter password.

Andrew: Neil.

Computer: Too weak.

Andrew: [about to destroy the computer] Say that again, motherfucker.

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Nicky, frantically running around the city: Have you seen my friend Neil? He’s this short, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet!

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Nicky: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.

Renee: As an expert on stabbing, I have to say that would kill just about anyone.

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Nicky: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you that they love you?

Neil: Does family count?

Nicky: Yes.

Neil: Then no.

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Allison: What’s worse than heartbreak?

Neil: Stepping on your cat’s tail and not being able to explain that you’re sorry.

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Matt: Neil, what language do you think in?

Andrew: Bold of you to assume Neil thinks.

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Neil: Hello, 911? I accidentally stood on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested.

Operator: Mr Josten, we've spoken about this.

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Neil: Don't go in the living room.

Andrew: Why?

Neil: I saw a spider.

Andrew: Did you kill it?

Neil: I have two arms and it has 8, it's not a fair fight.

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Kevin: I hope you get ran over.

Andrew: Hoping is well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward.

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The Butcher’s Men: We’re here to take you.

Neil: Let me just go and ask Andrew first.

The Butcher’s Men: This isn’t an option.

Neil: He said no :/

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Renee: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Kevin: Is that what you do?

Renee: Me? Oh, no.

Renee: My power is no illusion.

Renee: I can fucking demolish you.

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this is definitely nicky