#incorrectmagnuschasequotes

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Alex: *ranting about something*

Magnus: sad sad

Alex: eXCUSE mE?

Magnus: i said sad sad

Alex: I heard you but why’d you say that?

Magnus: because sad is das spelt backwards so i thought instead of saying das or that’s sad, why not say sad sad for the fun of it

Alex:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

[TJ getting introduced to fairy comments]

Magnus: Hi 👋 I’m ✨so🤩 hungry😡🔪

TJ: *confused* what’s going on

Magnus: heart ❤️been🙈broke💔so😶many👫times✌i👁dont😔know🤔what🤨to✨believe😈

Alex: mama 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🤦🏻‍♀️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it’s best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice 🧊

TJ: 🥺 i-

[ministry-of-fandomz]

[in a group chat]

Blitzen: Good night!

Hearth, signing in ASL: Night

Alex: Good nightrogen

Magnus: Sleep tightrogen

Blitzen:

Hearth:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Alex: So..

Magnus: Soooo

Sam: Soooo

Halfborn: So......?

Mallory: So...?

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Alex: Does anyone wants to buy my centipede babies? It’s only for $10

Magnus:

Also Magnus: whAT- where’d you get the centipedes from?!

Alex: i don’t know 🤷‍♀️ i just found it?? in my room??

Also Alex: nOW it hatched and i’ve 30 over centipede babies-

[ministry-of-fandomz]

[in a gc]

Mallory: Hmm.. should I tell y’all what embarrassing Magnus did yesterday?

Magnus:

Alex: wHAT

Magnus: nO MALLORY

Alex: SPILL

Alex: THE

Alex: TEA

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Magnus: NUTELLA

Alex: Coconut is not a nut

Sam: It’s a legume

Also Sam: I was right

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Alex: Stop chasing me

Magnus: That’s not very LoKi of you

Alex:

Also Alex: Did you just make a pun with Loki’s name?! Get back here Magnus Chase, sTOP sMIRKING

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Robber trying to rob TJ: *shows knife* Give me your money or die!

TJ: *brings out bayonet* let’s do it

Robber:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Halfborn: ohMYGOD

Mallory: whAt

Halfborn: Remember Sam said “FRE SHA VOCA DO?”, so i was thinking if you take away the spacing, it’ll be Fresh Avocado.

Mallory: mHM yEA

Halfborn: so wouldn’t Fresh Pineapple be FRE SHP INE APP LE?

Mallory:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Alex: If the bathroom sign isn’t a cow, I’m suing-

Magnus: don’t you mean mooing?

Also Magnus: okAy cOme oN that was funny

Alex: KSHDBDBDJFKS

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Magnus: Mallory, what is your code name?

Mallory: Knives

Magnus: cool! mines Swagness

Mallory:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Alex: Aight one sec

Magnus:

Alex: I’m positive. I pass the vibe check

Magnus: nO

Alex: hMPH rOOD

Magnus: *deep inhale* P-O-P-P-Y I’M POPPY P-O-P-P-Y I’M POPPY P-O-P-P-Y I’M POPPY P-O-P-P-Y THAT’S ME

Alex:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

[Jack trying to impress Riptide]

Jack: *singing* Riptide, do you love me? Are you fighting? Say you never leave from beside me'Cause I want ya, and I need ya And I'm down for you always

Riptide:

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Blitzen: Hey Hearth! What do you wanna eat？

Hearth, signing in ASL: 🍔👑🍟

Blitzen: Burger King Fries..?

textpost credits to @pixopolis ! (tysm for the idea!!)

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Blitzen: I’ll be right back

Hearth, signing in ASL: Okay..

Also Hearth, signing in ASL: Where to..? Mars..?