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Saltzpyre: So, what's next for you, Fuegonasus? Sienna: Turning over a new leaf. I'm gonna live that honest life. Maybe open up a bakery, buy a little house, invest in my retirement. Saltzpyre: You're gonna go back to burning buildings immediately, aren't you? Sienna: That's very much on the table, yeah. Saltzpyre: And when you do, I'm gonna be there to stop you. Sienna: No, you won't. Saltzpyre: Yes, I will. Sienna: No, you won't. Saltzpyre: Yes, I will. Sienna: I'm gonna miss you, Victor.

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Kruber: What's that you're eating? Bardin: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. Kruber: It's a coaster. Bardin: Is it? Are there any more?

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Saltzpyre: The Order are coming into town tomorrow.

Kruber: What for?

Saltzpyre: That's classified.

Kerillian: You have no idea, do you?

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Saltzpyre: That's also classified.

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Sienna: Do you like my outfit?

Saltzpyre: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Sienna: Victor!

Saltzpyre: No, I need your chair. Get up.

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Saltzpyre: You'd better have a good reason for this, Kruber.

Kruber: I have, sir.

Saltzpyre: Why'd you do it?

Kruber: I thought it'd be a laugh.

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Kruber: Who needs a healing draught anyway? Half a bottle of Estallian hooch, can't feel a thing now...anywhere. Starting to worry, actually.

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Kruber: You got a plan?

Bardin: Let's try not to get killed.

Kruber: Brilliant.

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Saltzpyre: I'm still waiting for an explanation, gentlemen.

Bardin: Yes. And I'm prepared to give you one, Grimgi, as soon as the room stops spinning.

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Saltzpyre: Is it me or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?

Bardin: Grimgi, it's called a hangover, don't panic.

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Saltzpyre: Good morning Goreksson, elf, looks like you're keeping the machines running smoothly. Kerillian: Whatever. Saltzpyre: [To himself] The elf will be the first to go.

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Kruber: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?

Saltzpyre: I do not.

Kruber: You do it all the time! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams… I heard it as soon as I said it, just leave it alone.

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Kruber: That's a very personal question.

Kerillian: I'm sorry, but after seven lifetimes, impersonal questions aren't much fun anymore.

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Lohner: We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without? Kerillian: Probably One-Eye and the dwarf.

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Saltzpyre: You know how I feel about telepaths.

Kruber: Do I ever. You threw one out a third-story window in Ussingen.

Saltzpyre: There was an ample pool below the window!

Kruber: I'll assume you knew that.

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Kruber: Maybe we should just pack it in. Go home and drink the kind of hot cocoa that's ale.

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Saltzpyre: Good, Goreksson—you're sobering up! I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes! A frightening sight, I might add.