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Y/N: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.
Steve: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?
Y/N: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
#source: red dwarf#steve rogers#steve rogers incorrect quotes#captain america#steve rogers x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Miguel: "Come on Miles, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do."
Miles: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?"
Miguel: "No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else."
#source: red dwarf#spiderverse#into the spiderverse#into spider verse#into the spider verse#miles morales#spiderverse miles#miguel o'hara#spiderverse miguel#incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse
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Rogue: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Fighter: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Rogue: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
#rogue#fighter#mod meme#source: red dwarf#dnd#dungeons and dragons#incorrect dnd quotes#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dnd classes
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[ The Committee for the Liberation and Interrogation of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society ]
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#incorrect quotes#source: red dwarf#I lost my job so I return to shitposting#I have been sitting on this since October when I got the Cameo from Tim#Tim mentioned Rimmer inspiring projection Gale and I can't resist being a goofball with a fellow Dwarfer#and now all I hear is Gale when Rimmer speaks#this was inevitable
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The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
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Alastor: There's only three alternatives. He thinks we're either a threat, food, or a mate.
Alastor: ... He's either going to kill us. Eat us. Or Hump us.
#who this is about? could be anyone#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin alastor#Source: Red Dwarf
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Eurylochus: Captain! We've found the remains of a ship. There's a message scrawled on the deck.
Odysseus, reading it: "Sirens."
Eurylochus: Some poor sailor used his final moments to leave a warning using his own blood and even his own intestines.
Odysseus: I'm a little impressed he went to trouble of using his kidney as a full stop.
Eurylochus: I don't think he meant to do that, Captain. I'm pretty sure it just...plopped out.
#incorrect epic the musical quotes#source: red dwarf#odysseus#eurylochus#epic the musical#the thunder saga#the odyssey
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [213/?]
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Obanai: All in all, a 100% successful trip! Mitsuri: But we lost Tomioka! Obanai: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Loki: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.
Thor: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?
Loki: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
#source: red dwarf#loki#loki laufeyson#loki incorrect quotes#thor#thor odinson#thor incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Zelena: Come on Belle, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do. Belle: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Zelena: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
#zelena mills#belle french#belle/zelena#once upon a time#ouat#incorrect quotes#incorrect ouat quotes#source: red dwarf
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The Narrator: We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death, we have nothing to fear but fear itself.
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Wile E.: Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite? Bugs (in drag): Wow, you really know all the lines, don't you?
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Robin: There is old caveman saying. 'It Better To Live One Hour As Tiger Than Whole Lifefime As Worm.'
Julian: There's an old 20th century saying. 'Who Ever Heard Of A Worm Skin Rug?'
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Katniss: I’m not teaming up with him.
Finnick: Me? What’s wrong with me?
Katniss: You’re totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you only look after yourself, you’re vain, you're selfish, you’re narcissistic, and you’re self-obsessed.
Finnick: You’ve just listed all my best features!
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Galbatorix: You have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.
Eragon: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?
Galbatorix: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
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