#infinitecoupling

[solemnspear]

    “ And where the hell have you been? ”

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[sxgardxst]

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💗:: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. The fuck? Aren’t you that one guy that does the thing with the big sword? Not the broody overly-popular one, clearly." Kyu couldn’t have been more confused even if she tried. This meeting was absolutely bizarre in her mindset. The impossible was practically happening. 💗:: "Okay, really. Why am I even near you? You’re a walking sex bomb! You don’t need my help to get hot chicks!"

[aecorus]

In truth, she had never met this man before, but he was still very welcome to the Gala. He seemed to be looking for something very intently, when the drinks began to come out and be served by her Avalonian subjects. 

��Are the beverages what you’re looking for?”

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[atharrais-blog]

12. Name your notp. 13. Name a part of fate/ that makes you salty. 14. If you could change something from the canon, what would you?

NAME YOUR NOTP.

i.. don’t think i have very many notps from the franchise since, in all reality, i don’t actually have very many ships nor do i focus much on ships, but i’d have to say that i’ve never been a fan of rin and archer? part of me feels as though the relationship can be strangely unhealthy in certain areas, but also.. unappealing to me, personally. another reason for this is because i don’t exactly like master/servant ships, but all in all i’ve just never liked it. i guess you could say they’re a notp for me.

NAME A PART OF FATE/ THAT MAKES YOU SALTY.

at this point in my life i’ve told myself to just.. let things go in fate. i used to be very angry about a lot of things, and no doubt am i still very disappointed by a lot of things in canon that could’ve been handled better, and should be handled better, but.. there’s nothing i can do about it. if i had to say one thing, i’d have to say the blunt sexualization of many characters, which is something i don’t need to elaborate on.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE SOMETHING FROM THE CANON, WHAT WOULD YOU? (also asked by @talahdorei)

this is probably really ironic of me to say, but i would’ve changed the fact that shirou won in ubw and allowed archer to still exist. i think a lot of ubw was poorly written in many areas, but most of all i would go back and make it so that archer succeeds in killing shirou so the chain could be broken. personally i felt like that’s how it should’ve gone, but that’s just me. at the same time though, i don’t truly hate knowing he failed because i can look at that and say that he sort of.. deserved it considering how he lived his life. i’d change it but i also don’t really want to.. which doesn’t make any sense fjkdsd

[cursed--warrior]

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“You seem to hold very little self restraint when it come to attractive women. You should fix that before you get yourself seriously hurt someday.”The wolf observed from afar.

[solemnspear]

Leans against her. "There is a magical place where beautiful women have pillow fights in lingerie. Let's go find it!"

     The uncomfortable weight of the loathsome oaf brought Lancer to twitch. It brought her usual frown to a sharp glare as her hands ached to reach for her spear and stab the living daylights out of him. 

     It would be simple, truly, if she tried. Harming one’s master was never against any of the rules on “what not to do as a servant.” She could whittle away at him slowly, a nip here, accidentally forgetting to protect him from incoming attack. It’s not like the man wasn’t an accomplished magus in his own right. Even a talented magus could handle a lame servant. 

     But then, she would be sent back to the grail after long, unable to sustain her own mana without having a battery source like him around.

     The very thought of the reliance and the constant reminder that this was what summoned her, was more than enough of a push for her to reach up and shove him aside, back to his side of the, what was it? area? sidewalk? street?

     ( --- she should have shoved him into the street. 

    The sound of those large mechanical beasts would be more than satisfying to hear, rolling over his obnoxious corpse. 

                                                                                 She’d even assist them. )

    But, nope, she hadn’t placed that much strength into her actions. 

    She huffed instead, folding her arms to stop wishing on about how she’d love to stab him several thousand times with her spear, “you can find that yourself.”   

[blazingxkatana-archived-blog]

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“Stop with you filth in wanting to see Sanada-san naked,”

[mechahero]

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Battle Intro: “I didn’t know you were lookin’ to get your ass kicked today, Dragon Eyebrows. At least I’ve got an excuse to punch you in the face now!”Victory: “There. I’m done. Now get your nice lookin’ face outta here!”Half HP: “Eh, I’ve still got plenty of juice in the tank.”Low HP: “Okay, well, this is unfortunate.”Defeat: “Keep your hands off my mask…”Death: “I’ll be back… you count on that…”Assist: “Alright, alright, I’ll help! Keep your shirt on, God…”Taunt: “You gonna quit thinking with what’s in your pants and actually fight for once?”Reacting to Taunt: “Well, fuck you too.”Flee: “As fun as this is, I got better shit to do. See ya.”Reacting to Flee: “Oh wow… that’s- no that’s oka- get your sorry ass back here!”Tie: “Are you fuckin’ serious?!”Perfect Victory: “It makes sense. You ain’t gonna beat me fightin’ like that.”Low HP Victory: “Okay. Wow. Uh, you’re surprisingly strong.”Finishing Move: "Get outta here!”

[ironwroughthero]

9. Favourite servant/servant ship? 10. Favourite master/master ship? 11. Favourite master/servant ship?

9.  Archer/Ishtar, Achiles/Atalante (I’m weird I know) and I kinda like Jeanne/Mordred now cause of anime

10. SHIROU AND RIN

11. Answered!

[ironwroughthero]

Kinks: (Light) Bondage and Emotional Love and Support.

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Light Bondage

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |”I do enjoy giving people what they want...but sometimes I like to get what I want too.”  Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

Emotional love and support

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both“....No comment.”

[azuregrimcire-blog]

infinitecoupling replied to your post: "How do you un-fuck someone, Ragna?"

“Hey man, this isn’t about my wonderful sex life (this time). It’s about unfucking someone. Which is impossible unless you have time travel powers.Come on, man! You should know this unless you never fucked anyone before-”   

“Wonderful sex life my ass. Besides, why would you care if I fucked someone? Jealous I’ll cramp your lack of style? Don’t be, I’m already better than you, jackass.”