#insta quote

[tanked-up]

Meet my husband.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[notasoupcompany]

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 116

Max: I love you, Schatje

Charles: I love you too, mon ange

Max: I would d do anything for you

Charle *Softly kissing his nose* Me too, mon amour

Max: So…how about we follow each other on instagram?

Charles: NO

[armazenou]

[nephritebabie]

perspective is gained and our eyes open like never before

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

"How do you summarize your story from your characters POV"??

Tim Drake: We can't be found family if I don't let them find me

Dick Grayson: Daily affirmations did NOT prepare me for having your entire world view shattered okay??

Barbara Gordon: Bounderies?? Were talking greater good here- feelings come secondary

Jason Todd: You can prove i'm wrong? Well I cant see the evidence if my eyes are closed

Damian Wayne: You fools- the truth is obvious!! *proceeds to completely dodge the truth*

Cass Cain: God forbid i'm ever wrong.

Steph Brown: In my defense, I was too gay to pay attention to the level of bullshit going on around me.

Alfred Pennyworth: Google, how do I adopt a child but for my child?

Bruce Wayne: Maybe I should have listened to my therapist about putting more effort into developing a seperate work and home life... Nah.

Lucius Fox: Parentification? No how do I childify someone who decided they're too grown.

Leslie Thompkins: These people make me wish I wasn't sober. I haven't tried anything, but I feel like it would help.

Duke Thomas: Bold of you to assume I'm not going to become a problem on purpose >:)

(Also fic link, clink the underlined "your story" in title :)

[roxxanne696]

"You still live in the silences between my thoughts..."

[flowerboy11300]

I’m gonna make the png’s super teeny tiny cause it’s funny

[theheirofthesharingan]

"do people like us get happy endings?"

"...."

"...thought so."

[padfoot-lupin77]

*Bullying Prevention Day*

McGonagall: Mary , what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Mary: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

McGonagall: To write something to your teacher?

Mary : —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

McGonagall:

The rest of the class:

Lily: *whispering to Marlene* I think I’m in love with Mary

[lazorbeanz]

You. Are. Guacamole.

Bonus

That terribly cutout guac 😭

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[notasoupcompany]

[shaikhspears]

The word "Qalb" (قلب), which means "heart," derives from the word "Yataqallab" (يطقلب), which roughly translates to "something that changes rapidly." Don't our hearts change constantly? "What we love today could be something we hate tomorrow."

قلب الذي يعني ‘القلب’ يشتق من الكلمة ‘ يطقلب، والتي تعني ‘شيء يتغير بسرعة’. أليس قلوبنا تتغير باستمرار؟ ‘ما نحبه اليوم قد يكون شيئًا نكرهه غدًا.’

[derhaifischer]

IM TWEAKINF OUT SOME ONE BUT THIS GUG IN JAIL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭