#interview with the vampire shitpost

[uthseikoashx-goingmyway]

that boy was onto something i fear

The Vampire Armand, Anne Rice, 1998. p. 389

[lestatitties]

It'll be like two years if it's not already being filmed.

[hiyyihrts]

Lestat: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Louis:

Claudia:

Armand:

Everyone in Existence:

Lestat: “No you’re not, Lestat! We still love you, Lestat!”

[hoomanbeaning]

☝🏻🤓

[uthseikoashx-goingmyway]

so true for Lestat, but the funny thing about Daniel and Armand is that one of them doesn't know they're exes and still acts like he perfectly remembers all the petty fights and batshit insane things they went through (Daniel's default mode with Armand is bitter ex)

Armand and Daniel both being petty and trying to outcunt each other in every scene they have together like its the cuntolympics they really are the most bitter of exes. what they both dont know is that the greatest cunt of them all have yet to enter the stage: lestat de lioncourt

[kneedeepinthecoffin]

[inkgoblinz]

it is FANTASTIC 💜

[helloimawitchwannaseemycauldron]

Did you eat the baby Louis

Was it raining Louis

Are you schizophrenic Louis

Did we fuck Louis

What an interview.

[loo-nuh-tik]

[sentientsky]

greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful

[uthseikoashx-goingmyway]

amc!Armand's perspective in season 1 was insane. imagine seeing the love of your life, the same man who saw his daughter die because of you, narrating in vivid details his tumultuous love story with the man who turned your whole world upside down, the very man you want to scream at but also be the only one to scream at, the lover of the love of your life — who is narrating this to your own former lover who doesn't even remember you

[lestatitties]

Becoming a vampire is not a testament of strength, but a testament of how gay you are.

[erosdoceamargo]

daniel's grandson looking at his twink stepgrandpa in season 3

[thevampclaudia]

good morning loustat nation

[field-cryptobotanist]

[writerformanymuses]

I have a favorite, and she's the meme queen