#irish spring soap

[ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit]

Irish Spring brand soap

[sgt-toasted-bug]

Was at the grocery store and saw a certain brand of soap and it made me think of if Johnny and Simon had to spend time in Canada and buy a bar of Soap. Simon, thinking he was a comedian, bought a certain brand just to piss Johnny off.

Soap, from the bathroom: Uhm, Simon! There's something weird in the bathroom!

Ghost (knowing full well what it is): Really? What is it?

Soap, holding up a box of Irish Spring soap: An' what the hell do ya think you're playin' at then?

Ghost: I haven't a clue what you're talking about, Johnny.

*Meanwhile in the common room.*

Gaz: Captain, do you hear that screaming?

Price: Don't mind it, Gaz. Ghost just bought some toiletries.

Gaz: I don't see why-

Price: He said it was for the leprechaun.

Gaz: Oh.

[mycptsdstory]

Anyone who wants flies away from your house/flat/apartment... DON'T USE IRISH SPRING SOAP.

Because my god, I had a bad fly infestation and I had to use fucking bleach. I don't normally use such harsh chemical... But when it got sooo bad I couldn't even use my bathroom sink because fungus flies were around it. It was bad.

I swear, Irish spring soap will attract flies and flies in my home make me feel unclean.

Just thought I'd tell y'all.

[scientia-rex]

Last year I had a scare with my endocrinologist

She had taken my blood and then told me my cholesterol levels were something she called “pre pre diabetes” or basically I was on the high end of normal

Straight up told me that she was worried about my weight

And to track my food to show her everything I had eaten

Despite knowing how fat phobic the medical system can be I still freaked out when I got home (and by freaked out I mean I burst into tears because I was scared)

I couldn’t explain properly to her that I get super obsessive about random things and that tracking my food would be a horrible idea

Or that because of sensory issues I probably eat more carbs then she’d like, sometimes healthy food is just too inconsistent in texture while dry ramen is very consistent, I don’t just eat ramen but I need that backup in case nothing else works

While freaking out I tried to do some research and found your blog

Saved me multiple days of panic and tears

I didn’t track my food in the end

Just made a list of common foods I eat

She didn’t even ask about it at the next appointment

She was actually worried by the fact that I had lost weight

She was happy last appointment because I had gained weight again

Very confusing

Anyways just wanted to say thank you

💖💖💖💖💖

…ok I won’t quit tumblr forever YET

[ryanshultzy]

The man next to me at the gym violently smells like a bar of Irish Spring soap. Consulting my attorney to see if I can take any legal action.

[bendersmind]

My Biggest Pet Peeve

Is the gendering of grooming products. Like beard oil? Okay, fine. Most ladies do not have beards that necessitate oil, but fucking soap? Everyone needs to wash and leather, shock of all shocks, is a scent that some people of all genders enjoy. I'm starting to even get annoyed with things tagged as "masculine" scents. I don't give half a fuck if someone tells me I smell like a dude but the normalization of the scent of a person being one gender or another pisses me off.

Normalize people smelling like things they want to smell like.

[seiwas]

What would iwa smell like selsel??????

like the love of my life

[myxomato515]

scan a bar of soap >:)

ok @shingetsu-online!

[darn-it-agatha]

lil torture chair for your 𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓼𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰

[steampunk-swift-arrow]

Now there's a mosquito in my room. Is nothing sacred?

[planetsconjunction]

Where’s that post that’s like “being an adult is about buying 1200 different types of soap” I’m really feeling it right now

[gardenstateofmind]

please i am in tears looking at the comments on that last post, for the love of god at least use a sponge 😭

[scientia-rex]

As a doctor, do you have any hygiene tips you think most people could use hearing? Like things people seem to neglect or do wrong that pop up and cause problems? Thanks!

EARS. Earwax is genetically determined. Some people get dry, scant earwax and others get wet, copious earwax. The biggest mistake I see is relying on Q-tips. Every time you stimulate the inside of your ear canal it makes your ears go “oh shit, there’s a threat! I better make more protective wax!” and next thing you know you’ve managed to jam a bunch of wax you told you ears to make back up against your ear drums and you can’t hear as well. Don’t rely on Q-tips. When you’re in the shower, let warm water run in, mush it around by pushing on your tragus (the cartilage flap in front of the canal), and let it drain. Repeat. Blot dry your ears with the edge of a towel or a Kleenex or something afterwards. If you tend to get really stubborn wax, use Debrox drops once or twice a week.

And vaginas. They’re mucus membranes once you get past the labia majora! You wouldn’t soap the inside of your mouth, don’t soap your vagina! It’s a self cleaning oven and if it smells weird GO SEE A MEDICAL PROVIDER because over the counter shit probably isn’t the right answer.

Dandruff isn’t because your scalp is dry. It’s because of a microorganism called malassezia furfur. It eats scalp oils. Dandruff shampoos mostly work pretty well.

Those are the three I can think of off the top of my head. Never use Irish Spring soap! It’s so heavily fragranced it’s a contact dermatitis waiting to happen! I once had a guy develop full body itching and I was JOKING when I said “what, did you just switch to Irish Spring?” and from then until he died he was convinced I was a witch because I was RIGHT.

[pagangacircle]

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