#isat script project

[cb-writes-stuff]

Cackling at this line in the @isat-script-project.

[felikatze]

i welcome you... to the bathroom monologues. all of them.

these were originally compiled by radavarius for the ISATwiki!! With gracious permission for me to mirror it.

[amuseintime]

Shoutout to the ISAT Script project in general, it made writing the Scriptfrin series SO MUCH EASIER

holy fuck yall we finally reformatted all the old pages. no more fucking old style pages. all of them. whadda hell man. bulnosaur

in case yall wanna know how fucking many those were

[rbtlvr]

i think its important to remember that through all of his mental illness and memory problems and trauma siffrin is, indisputably, a little shit. they mixed all the partys potions into a 'super potion' and watched isabeau drink it. he gave bonnie water and told them it was vodka. they cheat at checkers. hes a little shit

[openphrase123]

yeah the isafrin confession scene in isat is cute but it has nothing on the "isabeau makes himself infodump about wool for five minutes so that siffrin has a second to actually collect themselves instead of bursting into tears in front of the rest of the party" scene

like. just. [explodes] there's so much going on here

[onenightbreak]

do you think siffrin overheard someone talking about the craftology traits of piercing craft and just completely internalised it

[cakes-isat-blog]

Bonk?? BONK????? A giant rock fell on his head and there's a 20% chance they'll just look at it, laugh, and say bonk??????

[nach0]

question for the group

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

yes! draw a mira! maybe draw mira freaking out when she gets that bow for a second time!

you guys know this is supposed to be, like, a shitpost blog, right?

[id in alt]

[quantumfeat72]

yknow i love that siffrin "goldfish memory" nolastname never seems to have trouble remembering where keys are, where he found the party's equipment, how to get tonics and such, or which of his many hidden pockets he's keeping items in. it's just

memory of time spent with their beloved companions? mutable

memory of what they were doing an hour ago? already gone

memory of things that have previously killed them? whoops, choked on a pineapple slice again

memory of trinkets? photographic

[felikatze]

welcome to the King's epic qna sesh that's actually... pretty interesting. hey did you know there's actually TWO questions you can ask him in act 4?? i didn't until i did this

highlight is still the "Flower for you." interaction where the entire party just goes "hey siffrin. what the fuck."

[quicksilversnails]

To my knowledge there hasn't been any thorough documentation of Slay the Princess' script/internal logic, which is a shame, because that would make tracking down specific lines/interactions a lot easier.

There's a few good reasons why this hasn't been done yet. Even if you decompile the game and open the various script files, all the dialogue is mixed in with the rest of the code, and organizing all the branching paths and dialogue variants is tricky…. but tbh I think it's doable?

So to demonstrate the concept, here's the script for the entire Wraith route. I chose Wraith because it's not too long or complicated of a chapter to begin with, but also has multiple voice combinations, and multiple ways to enter the route, so I could figure out how best to represent those variations (and also because I like her)

I generally kept the logical structure of the code while translating as much of the syntax as possible to be clear for a reader with no experience in reading/writing code. I also kept achievement/gallery unlocks as well as some cut lines of dialogue in there (pretty sure these got removed in the pacing patches made ~December 2023) because I thought ppl might find them interesting!

[basilpaste]

Since you’re the main isat blog I follow I’d like to ask smth! If you saw the recent isat patch notes, do you happen to know what the fixed continuity error in the twohats fight is? I had a feeling it was related to Loop saying they never beat the king but I don’t know if I’ll have time to replay the fight to compare any time soon

lucky for you i was just blessed with a sc (<- he is tooooo lazy to replay the twohat fight rn)

its this!! this replaces their previous line 'i could never beat him, did you know that?'

[wovenstarlight]

mentioned it to sister last night but one of the worst parts of playing isat was that as someone with a dogshit memory playing a protag with an ALSO dogshit memory. it was So Hard. loop would be like Hmmm guess you'd better find [object] and siffrin would be like does that even exist anywhere in the house and I'd just shrug and then we'd sit there in awkward silence

[maldupay]

AWESOMEEEEEE

[pinkalliums]

13 and 14 for the isat ask game?

13. Favorite line?

ohhh i definitely have to go with a line during siffrins act 3 meltdown after doing the friendquests once..

this is very much influenced by vixen's reading of this line in the jello playthrough its just. so. good

14. Favorite pun?

hmmm probably the first floor pun in the kitchen with the flyer

pun so good its in sasasaap AND isat