#it could SRATCH THINGS

[spencereid]

me hand stitching a pocket to put in my chappell roan tote bag bc i’m too lazy to pull out my sewing machine for a measly little pocket

[the-shiftshop]

H for Henry?

Monday morning. I'm supposed to go on a date with a girl I met on Tinder tomorrow. As an asian geek with no amazing body, nor something other people would find attractive with, I wanted to look good on my very first date.

My roommate, Henry, was kind and supportive for it. He's very fond of dressing well so he did all he could to make sure I will look great when I finally meet the girl, and so he let me borrow some of his clothes.

He helped me get dressed. After wearing it all up, he decided to add finishig touches. He pulled a necklace from his pocket and handed it over to me.

"H?" I asked, "Wouldn't it be weird if she sees me with an initial of your name, Henry?"

"That's not really what the H is for. Just try it out, Dennis, and let's see." He replied

As soon as I wore his necklace, I started to feel an impressively pleasurable feeling that washed down my body. At first, it just feel as if I'm all relaxed, but when I sat down on the bed, my whole body started to feel so sensitive. Even just my skin feeling the confines of my clothes sends shivers down my spine. Sooner or later, I felt my cock tent. I realized then that I'm so horny. My hands moved to paw on my errection as it started to grow. My other hand felt up inside the shirt I was wearing to tease my nipple, realizing that my chest is starting to lose fat and get replaced by muscles.

I looked at Henry as he moved closer to me.

"H can mean a lot of thing, but one things for sure." Henry grabbed my chin to make me look directly into his eyes.

"Horny."

I groaned as I felt more uncontrollable lust wash all over me.

"and the other would be..." He pulled my face near him, matching our lips as they level to each other.

"Himbo."

It's like a command. As soon as he said that, my mind cleared out. I couldn't help but just give a smirk as I feel my horniness rise up with Henry in front of me.

"Mmhmmm, broooo...." I groaned as I started to feel more muscles begin to fill up the clothes he made me wore. I couldn't think if anything else but to get some tight pussy to fuck. God, I can't wait to hook up with that girl tomorrow.

"Hairy." He added.

My face started to get itchy and my right hand that I was using to play with my nipple rose up to sratch it, feeling my facial hair fill up to a trimmed beard. My chest also filled up with hair as the thin ones on my arms and legs started to thicken.

"Homo." He finished

My eyes widened. At first, I wanted to push bro away because he called me a Homo, but isn't he right?

"Bro.... You're so.... close..."

"Yeah? Watchu gonna do about it, big guy?"

With his fingers still on my chin, he pulled me in for a kiss. I returned back, giving him the deepest kiss. He climed up the bed, spreading my legs and his legs in between mine. As we kiss, we starting taking off each other's clothes. Well, isn't what I'm wearing also his? Haha.

I feel his hard cock grinding against mine through each other's pants. We broke the kiss for a bit so we can take each other's pants off.

"God, bro... You're hugeeee..." I trailed off, looking at his cock.

"You're 'Hung' too, big guy." He winked at me, and soon, like a command, my cock started to grow bigger too. I moaned loud as I gripped on it, growing from its 5 inch to an 8.

Henry dove back and continued kissing me. His hand now gripping on my cock. His kisses went down to my neck, then to my nipples. Goddd! I'm so sensitive! He's jerking me off while licking my tits! His cock, softing poking my ass.

"Fuck, bro... I want you..." I moaned.

"Yeah, big guy?" Henry said in between kisses.

"Fuck me, bro. I want your dick in my ass."

Henry didn't have to be told twice. He pulled my legs on top of his shoulders, and soon, he was pushing his cock in me.

"Ooohhhh, broooo! That's soooo....." I groaned as he slowly pushed it.

"You're so tight, big boy!" Henry said.

"Fuck me hard, now. I want it bro!"

"Yeah? You want it hard?"

"Make me bust my nut!"

Henry moved in, pushing hard, then back out. Slow at first, but soon he was fucking me like a crazy. His cock, making it all feel good inside. His hand on my cock.

He was so good, he was kissing me while he fuck my wits out. God, I'm so horny and gay for my bro.

"Bro! Bro! I'm...!"

"Yeah? Let it out, big buy!"

"Fuckkk!"

"I'm close too- I'm!"

Henry pulled out, jerking both of our cocks. Then our gate just bursted open and we came at the same time. His cum mixing with mine as we emptied out our balls all over my abs and chest.

"G-God, bro... That's so goood..."

Henry fell on top of me, our cum smearing all over our bodies. We hugged each other as our lust subsided.

"Wish that wouldn't be the last time, bro..." I whispered into his ear.

"Me too..." Henry said, his arms tightening up around me. "I've always liked you and I don't wanna let some girl take you away."

I took a deep breath. Henry's sudden confession didn't feel too bad. If I'll be honest, I started to feel more comfortable now. Realizing what magic he did to me, I don't think I mind. Henry's a nice guy. He did a lot for me. It might've been he change, but I remember telling my best bro that I would go out with him if I was gay. I hold onto the necklace and thought of something.

"We can make it last forever, you know." I said.

"How?" He lifted himself off, looked at me in the eyes.

I took the necklace off and wore it around his neck.

"H-...." I hesitated, being a himbo now kinda made me forget the right word.

"Husband."

Henry's eyes widened as we feel our new wedding rings appear on our fingers.

[arsenicosises]

things to do when u realize u feel shitty

so i have alexithymia (emotional blindness or challenges in recognizing, expressing, sourcing, and describing one's emotions) and i often dont realize why, whats causing me to feel that way, or even if its mental or physical shittiness. so here are things i try to do to reset.

so the first step is obviously realizing the feeling at first, is your brain making you feel bad about yourself? do you feel like theres no point in doing things? do you feel stuck? or has there been any drastic change in energy in a short time? these may look different for you, but learning to notice even something as small as do i feel Good or Bad, you dont need to get caught up in what specifically it is.

FIRST and foremost, medications. did you take your meds? vitamins? please do so if you can. if you've missed the time window that you are meant to or cant for another reason, no guilt please, its ok we all forget.

move! change locations. even if its just where you are sitting in bed from one side to the other and sit up if you can. i try to move to my desk chair. sometimes just sitting up can change the way you feel drastically.

this could also mean move as in take a walk around your room, stand up on your phone instead of laying down.

do a Task, or Activity. copy a journal spread from pinterst even if it takes like 3 hours. write some lists, make a bracelet, play a game. focus on something you like. very cliche advice i know but its great to allow yourself to do something you like.

get a snack/water. unfortunately hydration is important even tho its annoying. make it super cold, put some lemon or mint in there if you want. its all about making it a) more fun and b) different sensory experiences. if you are hungry go down a mental list of most to least effort meal and find what you can do (cook from sratch, add stuff to ramen, eat it plain, get a handful of nuts or fruits, etc)

open the curtains/blinds, let the outside in a bit. even if its dark out open them and look around and close again.

face feels gross? do some level of skincare, exfoliate your lips and put on some vasesline, brush and floss your teeth (love floss picks). if you have bangs wash them in the sink.

if weather + mental permits, go outside. even for 2 seconds to look at it

shower=full reset and rebirth. not a bath, a shower. let the water hit you and soak your hair. do as full of a shower as you can. use so much moisturizer (if you can) with a scent you love. sensory goodness is very helpful. this usually works for me to pull me out. often the reason why i feel shitty is actually just me not realizing my hair is dirty, or i need alone time, etc which is acheived by showering.

aligned with that, put on new clothes, either comfortable and lounge clothes that are good sensory, or you need a new fun outfit because you have been wearing the current one for too long and its irritating you in a way you dont notice.

clean something, same as the food go from most to least effort and find out what you can do. organize 1 drawer or your whole house. my go to is usually rearraging my bedside table top and drawer. because for me thats where i keep things like my journal, headphones, letters from friends, body butter, etc its a chance for me to help future me access this little self care station.

make your bed so you have a clean cozy place to lay and sit, unfortunately a made bed is more comfortable

in general, treat yourself like a littel guy, talk to yourself like a toddler even if it feels silly, the part of you that feels bad is basically a toddler throwing a tantrum tbh. silliness is often a precursor to feeling Good. these things feel so so hard but each time you do them despite feeling bad it will get easier i promise you, you will get good at what you practice so practice trying.

if all of these things seem too hard, or you cant do them, the main thing is thats ok too. and if you dont feel 100% better after doing these things, that is also ok. the truth is some days things will be hard and that is your body telling you to relax, or sleep, or that it just wants to have an off day. no day is wasted if you are still here to see it.

(a lot of these tasks can be made easier by doing prep when you are feeling Good, which is part of the reason why i made this list, but i might do another post on prep stuff. )

[multifandomxzion]

Phaidei x Moonian! reader pt.4

(Spoilers for Amphoreas quest)

Its over. The war is over. Nikador has been defeated, and Caelus has even learned the power of ice and touched the path of remembrance! Everything happened so quickly.. and you and the others feel, just so.. So tired. You feel like you could sleep for weeks. Amd you do- well- atleast if castorice didnt wake you up

Castorice: I dont mean to wake you my guest, but its time to get ready.

Reader: Hm..? What?

Castorice: Mydei is hosting a feast and has invited you and your friends

Tribbie walks in, expression hardened

Tribbie: Why is Moonie not ready yet?!

Reader: Im up.. Im up.. *You suddenly seize still. Mydei invited you, Caelus and dan heng over for a feast.. Well, I mean.. There's bound to be food but an actual outfit?! Idk..*

Reader: Do I even have anything to we-

Tribbie: Let us worry about that! *she says as her other 2 twins appear out of nowhere, practically dragging you away*

The feast was a harmonius event, Phainon and Aglaea dancing, while Mydei and Caelus were having an eating competition trying to see who could eat more than the other (And Mydei was winning) You, Tribblets and Castorice practically galloped all the way there, hoping to not miss alot

Reader: We're here! We're .. *pant* here

You dont notice now, but Phainon and Mydei both stop in their tracks to look at you, your in a traditional robe similar to Aglaea, w/ a few of your own accessories ofc and a golden head piece! You looked like an average citizen and yet at the same time so...

Phainon: I...

Mydei: I...

Dan Heng: Come join us reader

You actually have alot of fun at this feast, Aglaea attempts to teach you a traditional dance, You eat to your hearts content ect! At some point you walk out to Mydei's balcony to get some fresh air from all the social interaction, only to be followed by a certain white haired individual

Phainon: Ah, so this is where you are! Are you ok Reader?

Reader: Yeah,, Just burned out.. Parties take alot out of me

Phainon: I uh.. I see! Shall I keep you company until you wish to go back?

Reader: If you want ig..

And thats just what phainon does, staying right by your side.

Phainon: Caelus told me that you have fun stories to share about your travels, I'd love to hear some.. To hear more about you

Reader: Huh? Really?

*Phainon looks away sratching his neck, signalling he's nervous*

Phainon: Yes, I eould like to maybe find a proper way to apologize that way. I um.. I was rethinking our interactions together and realize how I may have sounded like.. I only cared about one part of you, which isnt true, You have helped me save Amphoreus, as a warrior, that alone proves so many things about you. *He grabs your hands, intertwining them with his*

Phainon: Your brave, Courageous, sweet, you get the idea, and If it werent for your 3's help.. I dont even want to imagine such a fate.. I want to show you just how much I appreciate you. Not just your beautiful skin, but You as a person, reader. You are not some treasure to be searched, But a one of a kind to be earned and cherished!

Phainon stares into your eyes as he says every word, your stomach becoming queezy with butterflies as he compliments you, He looks like he has more to say but he's holding back

Phainon: I.. *he looks back at the party, then leans into your ear*

Phainon: I believe Mydei wishes to dance with you, but he is too shy to ask you directly, You should go dance with him!

Reader: But I havent mastered any-

Too late, Phainon grabs you and almost throws you back into the party, pushing you towards Mydei

Phainon: Alright you both, go dance!

You and Mydei get on the dance floor and dance together, weird enough even if Mydei comes off more aggressive and mean, He is suprisingly gentle when guiding you trough the dance, Your so focused on trying to get it right that you dont even realise the look of pure adoration on phainons face.. As 2 bright stars dance in front of him

(Sorry if this was alil rushed, its 2AM by the time I post this-)

Pt.5

Back

[agvarina]

Liu kang is human! Woohoo! But on the way to save lao some funny shenanigans occur

Upon observing The Villa and trying to come up with a plan to get in to search for his love Kang noticed that there was a side entrance were some people in uniforms were going in and out off, sneaking in closer he managed to snatch one Set of clothes for himself.

Putting on The frilly dress and picking up The feathery object he walked into The building, doing his best to mimick what ever The other humans were doing wich seemed to involve using The feather thing to brush at random objects'. Doing so he accidentaly knocked over countless items that broke imidietly upon hitting The floor, Kang didn't care about that tough after all he was on a mission.

And after hours of aimlessly walking around The building he found it a room with a large water tank inside decorated with some rocks and sand on The bottom, it's glass clearly sratched up on The inside.

It looked awfull to Kang, but he was quickly distracted from it by The sight of his beloved mate.

Lao hated it inside The tank, finding IT uncomftorable, cold and devoid of anything that would Even come close to a good' den.

Not to mention The fact that it and its owner were keeping him away from his mate, children and family.

He'd try to find a way to escape by scratching up The glass and swimming into The lid as fast as he could to try and get out but nothing worked.

But then as he was trying to gatter More strenght to try again a thud against The glass made him Look over, to see his dear mate pressing his face againtst The glass.

[lukadjo]

I sometimes feel like im missing something

Like there is an emotional itch I cant sratch

And then I find a new favorite song and suddenly I dont feel that way 🤔

What other actions could do such a thing

[a-crumb-of-whump]

Content: [Mentioned] break in/robbery, [implied] pet whump, carewhumper, whumper-turned-caretaker (sort of), blood, wounds/injuries.

The house was oddly quiet when Whumper returned home from work. There was no sound of dinner being cooked or vigorous cleaning. No padding of footprints as Whumpee came to greet them and take their belongings.

There was no sign of Whumpee anywhere.

"Whumpee!" they called irritably as they placed their bags down on the couch and slipped their shoes off. "We already established that hiding from me won't work."

Still, nothing. With a small groan, they made their way towards the bathroom, where they'd found Whumpee hiding inside the cupboard beneath the sink multiple times. They never learned. On the rare occasions that they decided to try their luck at hiding, it was always the same.

Except, this time it wasn't.

The moment they kicked the locked door down, they found Whumpee curled up in the bathtub; blood trickling down their arms and legs and into the already-murky water. They hadn't even taken their clothes off before getting inside.

"What the hell happened in here?" Whumper demanded, seemingly pulling the whumpee out of their thoughts. They jumped so hard that the back of their head came in contact with the wall; a small cry escaping the back of their throat. "Whumpee-"

"It wasn't me, I swear," they cut them off; fingers anxiously sratching at the cuts already visible on their arms. They pushed themself away when Whumper stepped closer to examine the mess they'd walked into. "Someone broke in. I- I tried so hard to stop them, just like you taught me to, b-but it just made them mad. They took a lot of things. I'm so sorry, sir."

Whumper knelt down beside the tub. "What did they do to you?"

"They took your laptop and all your jewellery and- and even the collar you gave me-"

"That's not what I asked, Whumpee. What did they do to you?"

Though they seemed absolutely petrified by Whumper's mere presence, Whumpee allowed them to take their hand as they spoke in between gasps. "They ga-ave me a beating for attacking them and- and smashed a heap of bottles 'n' glasses over my head. I was only trying to be a good guard animal for you. I di-idn't want a punishment."

"You're not getting one," Whumper said. They ran their fingers along Whumpee's beaten skin and thought for a moment, their gaze still undoubtedly icy. It wasn't until Whumpee lulled their head back in relief that they shook their head and grabbed a washcloth from one of the little compartments beneath the sink. "You did the best you could. Now, let me replace the water and get you out of those clothes so I can give you a proper clean, and then I'm gonna find the fucker that did this before they can get too far. How long ago did this happen?"

Whumpee whined painfully as Whumper scooped them out of the tub; ignoring the water and the blood that immediately clung to their clothing the moment they brought them close. "Mm- an hour... I think," they forced out. "I'm sorry, sir. I tried so hard. Head hurts..."

"You're good, pet. You did good. It's over now."

[kidge-planet]

dinner at the Holt's house

important !!

hey everyone !! I needed to inform you that even if I am a kidge account , that one shot doesn't contain kidge ( it has sort of a brotp kidge ) BUT ! I'll do a version of Keith's POV that will contain Kidge ! anyways ! enjoy that verse of the story !

(also , I feel like it was rushed and so , the story seem poorly written . sorry for that :(( )

The paladin's had defited Sandak and were now on earth for a few month until the Atlas was ready to launch .

Colleen had missed her family for years now , to have them all back is a chance that she thought she'd never have. If she had that luck , it was thanks to her daughter but also of the other paladins that also saved the earth and gave her the opportunity to have the ones she loves back at home.

The least she could do to thank them was to invite them all to dinner ! So this is what she did .

The paladins where heading to the Holt's house, all together (without Pidge , obviously ) in shiro's car . Shiro had brought a bottel of wine, Lance flowers for Colleen , Hunk a cake , Allura bought nice candels ,Coran founded a way to make something similar to the Altean Nunvil and Keith also brought flowers wich got Lance and Keith to argue..( Lance started the agument)

-I can't wait to be there ! Pidge told me so many things about her mother's cooking ! It juste sounds amazing ! she also told me that Colleen would be glad to share some recipies with me!

Hunk couldn't help but have a bright smile in his face has he was imagining all those good Italian dishes that were waiting for them .

-Yea , I heard a lot about Pidge's house . She told me she had a HUGE lab ! I bet it looks like the Batcave ! I mean , duh ! She has a rich family , doesn't she ?

-Lance, this is not about the house ! Im sure we'll have a nice evening !

Allura seemed very glad to go . Pidge and her had became close friends and she was happy to be invited at her house in a calm evening , far from war .

-Allura is right . Besides , I had to see the lab you are talking about ,Lance. I can asure you it doesn't look like the Batcave ...But it IS huge.

Shiro said , his eyes not quitting the road .

-At least it is huge..

-Lance , are you going ONLY for the lab ? I don't even think you'll understand the foction of any of the objects that are there.

Keith said , his head layed against the window .

-As if you did.

-Keith ! You two , stop aguing ! We are here to spend a good time together so keep your insults for later , would you ?

The both of them didn't answere .

They all kept talking in the car until they arived at the Holt's house.

In front of the house, they walked in the coldness of the evening to reach the door .

Finally ,they knocked. As soon as they did , they heard barking and sratching behind the door . It took a few seconds before it opened to let appear Colleen and Baebae behind it .

-Hey there ! Glad you could make it ! Come in !

Baebae was jumping on their legs as Colleen greets them .

-Bae' ! Sit .

The dog obeyed and sat in the entrance. She was wagging her tail and panting with her tong out.

The paladins walked in , discovering the house :

It was very clean , beautifully decorated and it smelled good food .

Matt was in the couch with Sam , the both of them got up to greet the paladin's .

After some minutes , Colleen spoke up.

-Katie is in her room . Matt , can you go get her please ?

Matt noded and walked toward the staires .

The paladin's setteled in the couch to wait their friend.

After what seemed to be an eternity, pidge got downstairs followed by Matt :

She was dressed with an oversized red sweater , she wasn't wearingher glaces and had her haires tied in a bun .

-Hey guys !

Baebae ran to Pidge's feets as pidge leaned to give a fast pat on her dog's head .

- Alright, dinner might be ready in 10 .

Colleen said as she got up and headed to the kitchen .

-Do you want some help ?

Hunk asked.

- I'd be glad to help

He finished.

Colleen agreeded and hunk helped her in the kitchen.

When they were finished , everyone got around the table .

As they started to eat , they were talking about everything and anything.

- Yeah! That reminds me the time Katie stole your make up ,mom! She had tried to put some on ! That was so bad , I couldn't help but laugh! Then she got mad and punched me so hard that I had a huge bruise on my face ..

The whole table laughed at Matt's story.

-Very funny.

Pidge was obviously annoyed.

-How old were you , pidge ?

Allura asked as she kept laughing at the idea of Pidge with an horrifying make up .

-She was like ... 6 ?

Colleen said with hesitation.

-6?! And you was strong enough to hurt Matt with a punch?

Lance asked , almost choking with the food he had in his mouth.

- I beat him at arm wrestling.

Pidge answered proudly.

-She was a case . Really ...

Sam said with a desperate look.

-Ho come onnnn... I wasn't THAT bad.

Her family just looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

-You . Were . Terrible.

Matt said , pausing between each words.

-First , we were losing you all the time. One time ,we lost you in NEW YORK . And when we found you , you were laying on the ground covered by birds.

Colleen said .

Everyone cracked a little laugh .

What were you even doing ?

Hunk asked curiously.

- Bonding with my people .

That made some in the table laugh again .

-But Matt wasn't always the nice a nice kid !

Pidge shouted to turn the conversation. she knew that if she didn't, her family would keep going with embarrassing storys of her.

-Every time I really got in trouble, it was your fault .

Matt frowned.

-Pff ,exemple ?

-I have a list .

-Well anyways , you always accepted my weird ideas . That's kinda your fault too.

-You are ALWAYS begging me to follow you in your stupidity.

-Ok you two we get it . Enough.

Sam sighed .

-You two had secret codes to talk . Every time you were starting to use them , I knew something was wrong ..You know , your hand signs..

-Ho , yea ! I taught that to Keith ! Well , actually, we made our version of it .. But it's similar to the hand signs I had with Matt .

Pidge said as Matt frowned.

-Yeah . We still need to figure out some stuffs but in general, I understand what you say even if it doesn't actually make sense.. guess I'm just good with hand talks?

Keith added to what Pidge said .

-you are not good with that. One time , I tried to hand talk with you and you didn't understand anything that I was saying to you ..

Lance said .

-Wait , pidge , you taught Keith how our secret hand talk worked ?! It was supposed to be secret!

-As I said , we made our own version of it. So , Technically not.

-Yea....... Hey ! You guys ! Did you know that pidge had been bold one time ?

Matt said to annoy her.

-HEY!!

And that definitely worked .

-Hold on .. WHAT ?! I have to see that !

-WE have to see that !

Hunk and Lance said with mischievous smiles in there faces .

-NO , YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE THAT !

Pidge screamed .

-Well I do have the picture in the family album... Hold on , I'm going to get it ...

-NOOOOOOO NOT THE FAMILY ALBUM!

-Ho , come on pidge ! It can't be THAT bad !

Shiro putted a hand on pidge's back as she was crawling in the table , begging her mother to come and sit .

-Trust me , it is THAT bad .

She said with her voice muffled .

Colleen came back to the table with the family album and she started to show pictures to the paladind , including the pic of pidge with VERY short haires .

Every one laughed at the sight of the picture exepte pidge , of course , that was burrying her face in her hands.

-Why did she had that haircut ? she doesn't seem very happy on that picture!

Allura said in between two laugher.

-Never let her use scissors.

Sam joked.

They kept looking at the pictures , passing from cute baby pictures to a picture of younger Matt , in swim shorts trying to show his "big muscles" to katie that was burried in the sand ( she wasn't even paying attention).

The time passed and they had finished dinner . And after that funny evening , they were ready to go back at their own places .

Knowing that theire teammate used to be a special kid ..

ACTUALY , she is still a special one.

hope you liked it !! wait for the kidge vers of it !!

I got a little help for that one shot ! @kidgetrash gave me one of her headcanons for it ! :))) go follow!!

[christopher-bryant]

out in the marsh hunting for the ghost panther. my buddy just got a coat from killing one and despite me not being one for flashy drip online and irl, i wanted it.

so im out here, stalking real slow, looking for clues and one of my cats, billie, decides that now is off the wall time and she growls to herself keep in mind, so she comes charging in the living room as im laser focused on the game. everything is all queit and next thing i know i hear skittering paws and this loud growl while she zooms past and jumps into her cat tower and i jumped a mile out of my seat, screaming like ive been attacked.

my cats have a penchant for doing this a lot when im playing some game that manor or watching something with an intense or quiet scene waiting for an attack or jump scare. the other two memorable times being almost a month ago, i was playing horizon forbidden west and while i was sneaking around a machine, neji decides to claw his way from his hole in the couch as in laying there. thought that scorcher came to life to kill me. youve never seen someone drop and roll so fast. second was years ago. back in 2017. twas the middle of summer. i even know the day and time. 11:27 pm thursday. forget which cheap netflix jump scare it was but im focusing on pokemon moon while it plays and sometimes my focus shifts to something in the movie. now its quiet as all hell. im sat there. neji jumps up on the counter behind me in the kitchen and like all cats do, he stretches on the wall and i hear this sratching as his claws are sliding down and i thought that was it for me. saw my very short life flash before my eyes. next night my neighbor asked what happened because she heard me scream bloody murder. im sure everyone could as i had the patio doors open to let in the nice warm night air.

[mlmreaderfics]

You’re It (Brahms Hillshire x Male Buff!Reader)

(Trigger Warning: internalized homophobia, stalking, voyeurism)

Brahms watched you through the walls, and he couldn’t stop watching.

Of course, he had to, since he needed to make sure you were a good nanny (or would it be manny?) for the boy. But other than that, he’d been watching your actions, movements, and habits while the boy was sleeping. The way your strong, athletic muscles moved along your tall frame. It wasn’t the fake, dehydrated bodybuilder type— no, your body was built from work, and carried real strength. It made Brahms feel things he didn’t understand.

Why was he feeling this way? It wasn’t hatred, hatred was hot, unpleasant, brimming. Not fear (though he would refuse to admit he was afraid of anything) because fear would make him look away, not stare in fascination. No, it was something else.

It was desire.

He wanted you, and he didn’t understand why. Why was he feeling this way for a man? He knew it didn’t make sense, he knew he only looked at girls, but you? You were perfect.

Perfect not just in body, oh no. You followed the rules, obviously, but Brahms saw that you did things for the boy that weren’t even listed. You told him funny and awkward stories from your life, you played his favorite songs on the piano, you cradled and comforted him when a storm struck the house. Brahms wanted you because he loved how you could provide kindness and tenderness with such great strength in your body. It resulted in quite a few close calls when he involuntarily began panting during your midday workouts.

After the week was done, and the Hillshire couple did not return, you strangely didn’t notice. Maybe you had grown attached to the boy? Brahms didn’t know. All he knew was that tonight, he would come out. From the walls, I mean.

He had snuck out before to prank you and make you think you were losing it, but you always brushed it off with a laugh. God, he loved your laugh. It was distinct, it didn’t sound forced or fake. It didn’t sound like you were making yourself do a “normal” laugh, it was your genuine reaction. It sounded beautiful, but none could compare to your voice. That sweet, smooth, comforting timbre that sent chills down Brahms’s spine whenever you made it lower on purpose.

He stepped out into the hallway slowly. You had your back to him, talking on the phone. You hung up, turned around, and saw him. You saw him, and...

...you didn’t run away.

Why weren’t you running? Did he scare you so much that you froze like a deer in headlights? Did you find him so repulsive that you couldn’t look away? Did you want to kill him. Did you think he wanted to kill you?

But then you smiled, sweet and soft, and Brahms realized:

You knew the whole time.

You could feel the eyes on you, knew that someone must be moving the boy behind your back, heard Brahms sigh when you put on slightly more revealing clothes.

You walked to the man in the porcelain mask, and smiled even wider. Brahms wasn’t used to looking up at people, and you gave him a crick in the neck. You reached out to touch his messy hair, and he closed his eyes like he was a sweet little puppy being pet. You took your other hand and held his chin up, sratching at his beard. You moved your hands again to the edges of the cracked mask. His breath caught, and you stilled. You continued when he gave you a small nod. You put the mask down.

“Look how handsome you are, Brahmsy,” you said.

He couldn’t take it. He grabbed your cheeks and kissed you, hard. You kneeled down and picked him up bridal style. Brahms had forgotten how good it felt to be carried, and now with a big strong man holding him tight? He never wanted you to let go. He could appreciate your chin scruff even better now, along with the rest of your powerful, beautiful form.

That night, he took to your body like you were a god.

[pbandjesse]

It's my mom's birthday!! It has been a stressful day because dad was supposed to have surgery. So even though it got pushed off until tomorrow, we got to have all the stress today. Excellent. I hope mom still was able to find some joy in celebrating. I think we mostly did that on thanksgiving but still. I want her to feel happy, I love her so much.

I had a weird day again. I feel like I blinked and the day was over. I slept fine enough. I woke up and found James in the kitchen with very low energy. They didn't sleep great. I felt bad about that. But it was fine. I kissed on their head and tried my best to cheer them up.

I got washed and dressed. James has been leaving the little space heater in the bathroom on for me so its not so miserable getting dressed. I appreciate that so much.

I felt pretty cute today. I had sratched the mole on my chin and now I keep bumping it so i put a pimple patch on it just to stop it from getting bumped. But I still felt cute. We are at that time of the year when if I dot put powder on my face I look so shiney. I don't know why this happens in the winter but here we are.

I didn't want breakfast. I just felt. Tired. Which was probably part of not eating but I felt a little trapped in that cycle. I needed to get out of the house. I needed something to do. James had gone and taken the box springs to the dump and mailed the cards. The only thing that really needed to be done was to go get groceries. We were out of a lot of staples. So James made a list and off I went.

I had a nice time being out honestly. I felt very cute. My fluffy sweatshirt was all I needed so I didn't wear a coat. I went to giant. Looked at the chirstmas stuff at Walgreens next door before I went and attacked our list. James was very proud of all the deals I got. Lots of buy one get one free. I got things for breakfasts and stuff I could bring with me to work this week.

I brought the new ikea bag and it continues to be the best shopping bag. I fit everything in there except for the drinks I got. Turns out I can fit one and a half gallons of milk and apple cider into my leather backpack. So that's pretty cool.

I headed home. Ran into Nick. He said he was very impressed by me carrying that big bag and then piling my mail on top of it. It was nice to see him. He is moving back in upstairs while Kim goes south for a while. I shot her a text but I know she is busy figuring out the whole move.

James met me upstairs and helped me put everything away. I opened the mail. The other book I got came and the new matching bracelets I got for me and James. We went with sterling silver this time. And they are nice! All the jump rings are solder closed so you know its quality.

I made some food and did some styling. But then I was just. Cold and annoyed that I was cold. The heater had the living room so nice and warm yesterday but today it just would warm up the space. So I was just cold and tired and annoyed.

I went and laid in the studio and bundled up and was so comfy. I kept checking in with my parents about the surgery but it kept getting pushed back and back and back and now its going to be tomorrow. So that's annoying. Poor dad didn't get to eat all day. They even prepped him! But then canceled it. Annoying.

I ended up falling asleep. I don't know for how long. I didn't want to leave my warm little area. The world was cold. But I would get up for a bit. I had some food. I bothered James for a little. I mostly just wanted to be in my pod.

But I would work on a new print. I find birds so stupidly hard to make. But I am really happy with how its going so far. I needed a lot of references but I think it will be a good one. A little different from the others. I want to make more that don't have a solid rectangle boarder and try printing them on fabrics like I used to. We will see. But so far so good.

I just got a shower and I feel very nice. I have added a body oil into my routine and I think its helping my poor skin. I am wearing my robe and I feel very good. I am looking forward to work tomorrow. I hope it is a fun day. Sleep well everyone. Take care of yourselves! Goodnight!

[jenonctcity]

NCT Dream Reaction

OT7 – Fluff, Crack

Request: OT7 reaction to walking in on their girlfriend doing random stuff with a lightstick.

 Mark:

It had been a while since jopping had been released, but that didn’t stop you from jumping up and dancing to it whenever you heard it. You’d been watching the music channel’s when it suddenly came on. You gasped, jumping up from your comfortable spot on the couch to grab your NCT lightstick from its place in the drawer. You turned it on, waving it around as you jumped in time to the music. You hadn’t noticed that Mark had walked in, stood behind you with a smile on his face.

“So cute.” He mumbled, decided not to let his appearance known to you in case it stopped you from having your fun.

Renjun:

Sometimes you just enjoyed watching random NCT Dream videos on YouTube, only because you enjoyed watching your boyfriend do something he loves. You sat in front of your laptop, holding your lightstick because you felt like cheering along to the fans as you watched him perform. You felt a sense of pride in him, but you also felt hungry. You adventured into the kitchen, taking your lightstick with you as you had the strap around your wrist. You hummed as you grabbed some carrot sticks from the fridge, mumbling incoherent curses when you realised your roommate hadn’t washed any of the dishes like she’d said she would. In the end you decided to pop open the top of the lightstick and perch your carrot sticks inside the big empty space. You sat back in front of your laptop, nibbling at your carrot when Renjun walked in.

“Hey baby.” He approached you from behind, kissing your cheek gently and doing a double take when he noticed the carrot sticks inside the lightstick. “You’re so weird…” He laughed, taking a carrot stick from your collection.

Jeno:

Everyone knows how much Jeno loves cats. So, when you informed him not long after you started dating that you in fact own a cat, you found him in your home a lot more. Earlier on I the week, you’d admitted to Jeno that you didn’t own an NCT lightstick, much to his shock. So he’d hastily bought one for you and gave it to you when he decided to come and visit you…and your cat.

“I’m gonna get a drink, do you want anything?” He gently removed the cat from where it was lounging in his lap, purring away at the way his hand stroked over her back.

“No thank you.” You smiled, he smiled back and left the room. You looked at your cat, watching as she stretched out from her laziness. Then you had a thought.

Jeno walked back into the room, sipping at a can of sprite when he raised a questioning eyebrow at you. “What the hell are you doing?” You looked up; eyes wide that you’d been caught making you nervously laugh. You were stroking the cats back with the lightstick, in your own little world as your cat purred happily at the contact.

“She likes it!”

“…Let me feel.” He said as he bowed his head to you as a hint that he wanted you to rub his head with the lightstick.

Haechan:

“What are you doing?” Haechan’s voice behind you startled you, making you gasp and hurry to shield your current project in front of you.

“Don’t look! It’s not finished yet; you can’t see it!”

“What is it?” He peeked his head of your shoulder, trying hard to see what it was you were hugging to your body and huddling over in attempt to hide from him.

“Don’t look…Hey!” He dug his fingers into your side, you jolted and whined, ultimately dropping the lightstick in your hold and it being scooped up into Haechan’s hold immediately. He narrowed his eyes as he examined the lightstick. He smiled widely, the Haechan stickers that you’d stuck onto the inside of the lightsick melting his heart.

“You’re the cutest.” He dipped down and pressed a soft kiss to your pouted lips, smiling into the kiss as you whined. 

Jaemin:

You had a really bad itch on your back, one that you could reach with your fingers, but the relief it was providing you wasn’t anywhere near enough. You grumbled to yourself, stamping your feet to the floor as you whined at the irritation you felt on your back. You scanned the room, looking for anything that had rough edges and was easy to hold to scratch your itch. Your eyes landed on your NCT lightstick, and a lightbulb went off in your head. You scurried across the room, snatching it up from its place on the shelf. You planned out in your head the perfect way to go about this, holding the lightstick by its handle and reaching behind yourself over your shoulder. You let out a moan at the relief the rough edge of the lightstick brought you as you rubbed it up and down your back where you had the itch.

“Fuck! Thank you NCT for having such a weird lightstick.” You moaned again, not noticing Jaemin stood in the doorway with a disgusted look on his face. You smiled in satisfaction, putting the lightstick down and turning around to leave the room. You paused when you saw Jaemin giving you a judgmental look. “You’re a proper head case, you know that?” He laughed, stepping closer to you. “I heard you moan about the lightstick and I was really concerned.” Your cheeks heated up and a nervous laugh left your lips.

“I was only sratching an itch!”

“Next time just shout for me, weirdo.”

Chenle:

You were bored. Like, really, really bored. You sat on your bed, letting out a sigh as your eyes scoured your bedroom looking for something to entertain you. Your eyes focused on the neon green lightstick situated in on your shelf. It had been recently used when you attended the Dream show, so was still left out of its box where it usually belonged. You stood up and took it into your hold, turning it around and you thought of things to do with it to entertain yourself.

When Chenle walked into your bedroom, a pizza box in his hand, he couldn’t help but burst into laughter as he saw you trying to balance the lightstick upside down on your head.

“You’re crazy…hey if you can balance that for another 20 seconds you can have a slice of pizza.” He winked, despite knowing in his mind that he would give you pizza anyway.

“Deal!”

Jisung:

You didn’t think that Jisung was in the apartment still. He’d said goodbye and left the room you were in, so you assumed he was already gone. He was stood in the hallway in front of the front door, in the midst of putting his shoes on when he got distracted by his phone. You, having assumed you were alone, had hurried to put on music through your speakers and started to sing loudly. Jisung looked up with wide eyes when he heard you start to sing loudly, completely off key but having the time of your life. He laughed quietly, quietly sneaking back through to the living room and sneaking up behind you. You were singing into your lightstick, shaking your bum in time with the music and purposely singing awful.

“Wow you’re so good!” He said sarcastically as he wrapped his arms around you from behind. You jumped in shock, turning around to face him and hitting him lightly on the arm with the lightstick.

“PARK JISUNG DON’T DO THAT!!!”

[astranne]

Bros... I have a new idea. A new ship. I already wrote an oneshot and I‘m doing a second. BUT. I‘m also doing a HC

You want to know the ship?

Damian Wayne x fem!Percy Jackson. Boom. 

Now also known as Daphone.

I literarily have no fucking idea, HOW this ship came in my mind but who cares?

(I was writing an oneshot in german, about Damian Wayne as a ‘sidekick’ of Deathstroke and I was thinking... who is badass enough to be paired with him? And yeah...)

Let‘s start it.

p.s. my native language is german and yeahh... if something doesn’t make any sense, please tell me :) 

Masterlist

Persie (short for Persephone) is fifteen, when she‘s kidnapped by the League

Ra‘s al Ghul thinks, she‘s the only woman, worthy for Damian

Most powerful demigod ever says everything

So basically she‘s kidnapped after the thing in the Labyrinth

Damian is kidnapped too, dragged before the throne of his grandfather, where this girl is

Bites an assassin in the nose

Persie snorts

He demands to know, what (the fuck) is going on

They are going to be married. No escape.

Persie being sassy

„Like I asked to be kidnapped and going to be married to the heir of an assassin cult! Gods, not one normal day in my fucking life.“

He asks for her name

Tells him, Persephone Jackson, but if you call her that, she will kill you

Why should SHE be worthy of him???

„Ehh... I probably destroy the world in age of sixteen?“

Dark magic, much pain (my poor babies)

Their souls are now one, not even death or the gods can stop this magic

That‘s not what Persie wanted? She just wants her friends save, not to destroy the world... but no, now she‘s bound to a mortal assassin cult heir.

But Persie doesn‘t cry

Damian is impressed, he doesn‘t show

Talia then properly intruduces Persie to Damian

„This is Persephone-“

„Persie.“

„And she is a half god-“

„We prefer half bloods.“

„And she‘s the daughter of Poseidon.“

„Yikes. His only mortal daughter.“

Talia just sighes. Why does her father think, that this girl is worthy?

„Why are you doing this?“

„Because the gods can‘t keep it in their pants.“

Silence.

„And my grandfather wants to take over the world. And this would mean, we all will die.“

Talia just wants to sleep.

Persie goes back, Damian goes back

They don‘t tell anyone

Annabeth knows, but not everything

Just that Persie Jackson is BEST FRIEND with Damian fucking Wayne

She doesn’t even want to know HOW

Fast forward.

Damian accepted his fate, Persie did too. Heck, Ra‘s said, not even gods could destroy this bond so, just swing with it?

When Persie does a little bath in Styx, Damian also bears the cruse of Achilles

Batfam doesn’t know, Damian is sneaky

But Alfred knows, there is something

Persie fights in war, everyone is afraid to talk with Damian because- WHY IS HE SO ANGRY? BRUCE?! ALFRED? DICK? ANYONE?

And then Persie disappeares. Annabeth IM‘s Damian, Alfred sees it

Damian beeing ansty and angry again

Searches everywhere

Asks Wonder Woman and Aquaman

„Batman, why does Robin know-“

„He doesn‘t know, you incompetent man of a hero!“

Eight months

Persie remembers Damian‘s face and his name

Why does she feel so alone? AND WHY THE FUCK SHE KEEPS THINKING OF THIS GOOD-LOOKING BOY?

Damian is in school, when Persie loses the cruse of Achilles. Why does he feel so weak? Why- oh gods, something happened with Persie- WHY IS HE BLEADING, THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!

Damian scares people. Why is he so angry. And angsty? AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE‘S CONCERNED ABOUT HIS LIFE???

„Mister Wayne? I think you should talk with your son...”

„Bruce? It‘s happening again...“

When she phones her mother, she also contacts Damian

He‘s in the cave, with his fam

„Jackson?!“

„Eight months-“

„I should have known it. Always your family.“

„What do you think are you doing?“

„No you will not-“

„Are you even listening?!“

„Jackson?“

„JACKSON!“

(He‘s sneaky, Batfam thinks this Jackson is some 'friend' of him)

Damian is angry

Smashes his phone against wall

„Bruce? He‘s angry again...“

„Why does this keep happening?“

„Master Damain, I‘m sure, everything is al-“

„EIGHT MONTHS! AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT?!“

Damian is angry. At the gods, not at Persie. He would never. Persie is his life, his equal, his everything-

Fuck. He loves her.

Batfam just confused. But forgets about it

Damian spends some time with Persie

Naturally in secret

First kiss- ehm. First makeout

Then the Seven start their way

Damian steals the Batplane, while the Justice League visits Themyscira

Flies to Argo II

Persie can‘t even say something

Just kisses her

Annabeth grinning, because. SHE. NOW. KNOWS. Batman IS fucking Bruce Wayne! WHY IS EVERYONE SO DUMB?!

The rest just confused

Persie? Why are you kissing Robin? Sratch it, why are you making out with Robin???

„So... guys. This is Damian, the hero Robin.“

„Vigilante, habibti.“

Damian goes back, steals another kiss from her

Persie doesn‘t mind

„Robin.“

„Batman.“

„Why did you stole the Plane?“

„I did not steal it. It is here.“

Batman just stares.

Justice League is amused. This shit never gets old

„Why.“

„I assumed, there was a ship of an enemy. There was not.“

Batman stare™

„We are going back to Gotham.“

Damian smirks. His father, the world greatest detective? Suuuureeeee...

[zacks-oc-house]

4 through 9 for Armie, 11 through 16 for Roul and F and G for you! 😊✨

Thank you for the asks friend!! 😌

4. How easy is it to earn their trust?

It’s very easy to earn Armie’s trust!

5. How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

It’s also very easy to earn his mistrust. He will give someone 1 chance to correct their behavior. And if they still betray him then he is cutting the cord to protect himself.

6. Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

I’d say Armie does find laws immovable for the most part, but still could see the flexibility in them.

7. What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

Anything that reminds him of his homeland. He loves to feel the nostalgia for it. When he’s feeling homesick, he’ll go to one of Vesuvia’s beautiful beaches. He’ll wade into the water, letting it relax him, and perform some water dancing. Mainly for himself, but also for the enjoyment of anyone nearby.

8. What were they told most often to stop/start doing as a child?

Armie had a bad habit of leaving some of his toys sitting out among the island.. his Dad would have to go out with him and find wherever he left something. He’s worked very hard to not forget things in his adult life because of this.

9. Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

Armie swears a lot! He think it was probably “shit”

11. How do they cope with confusion?

Roul would ask them for clarification to make sure he heard them right.

12. How do they deal with an itch they can’t reach?

If he was alone, he’d ask his bat familiar, Fifi, if she could sratch it in return for chin scritches herself. If he was with an LI, he would be baby and ask them fo help him and then give them a nice kissy

13. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in the color?

Roul thinks his best color his a nice lilac. And it does go great with his complexion and hair!

14. What animal do they fear most?

A mountain lion. He ran into once and it def scarred him, mentally and physically.

15. Answered here!

https://armallo-and-roul.tumblr.com/post/636215680790839296/15-43

16. What makes their stomach turn?

Embarrasement, evil people

F. How do you feel when you think of your oc?

I feel so much happiness when I think of Armie and Roul. I love my boys so much 🥺

G. What trait of theirs bothers you most?

Wow this is a good questions! For Armie, I’d say it’s his terminal happiness. I make him happy so much it bothers me that I didnt really add some more depth? If that makes sense. And for Roul, his is a physical trait. It bothers me that I never gave him scars in his design, even though he went to war and then there’s the mountain lion attack I thought of lmao.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Got any advice for a cat that won’t stop scratching the underside of the couch? I’ve tried redirecting her to a sratching post but she doesn’t care

Is there any way to block off the bottom of the couch somehow? Sometimes the best way to prevent a cat from destroying things is to remove access completely. If your cat likes to be upside down while scratching, perhaps you could get a hollow style cat scratcher (like this) for her instead?

Best of luck!

[meraki-sunset]

2nd Part of what i think it’s coming on hiveswap (check part 1 <3)

I tried to calculate how old  this guy could be if they were human according to what they described that they knew and to what temporary time on earth he belonged.

I wanted to know if they belonged to the time period of Joey (14) and jude (12) (1994) or to John, Dave, Rose and Jade (13) (2009)

They mentions both memes and blockbusters as something of their everyday life, along with vage claims about going to highscool and katare clases and never anything specific.

In the end with the revelation that reader may not be human and their memories may be false (this timeline is now irrelevant -_-) everything makes sense, all the information they have about the earth comes from the internet.

That's why they can not stop referring to everything with references from famous movies and viral jokes, instead of personal experiences,

They are a dumping ground of human pop culture, all processed and squeezed inside their brain to make them believe that they really came from earth when in reality they are an alien both on alternia and earth. They’ve never been there

(That actually makes them in my opinion the perfect homestuck reader. Homestuck it’s an internet culture dumpster, and for Reader to have their sense of identity surrounding that, seems pretty symbolic)

The reality is that doc sratch needed some points to connect and needed a pawn (pun intended all over) in alternia for that to happen. The reader’s actions on the planet saved the lives of some trolls and connected others with each other. In one way or another, they encouraged a rebellious vein in many of them and helped everyone grow as individuals.

So they can all be ready and motivated when  dammek’s revelion takes place

Dammeks revelion it’s crucial, as we’ll see later.

Doc had to restart several times because reader died many times trying to carry out his plan. Maybe with the help of the handmaid or by his own hand. Like moving the threads from behind, causing disasters that would make it easier for the reader to make friends with the trolls after helping them

Then again the word  PAWN is not just for aesthetics, pawns are sacrificed during the game of chess, trying to get to victory. The pawns can not retreat, just advance, in the same way that peregrine mendicant could not back down in her series of errands and tasks that were assigned to her, no matter what  

no mater how dangerous they are, Reader can not stop making friends and can not retreat no matter what kind of danger they have in front of them, and if they do Doc Scratch just restarts the time line until they move correctly.

Besides, Doc has “rewired” their brain in a way that if they ever try to go against their “befriending order” they begin to feel sick or that something its wrong. And they have to repeat themselves constantly what his life story is, and dismiss any idea that could indicate otherwise.

Also, even if now they are “programed ” to dismiss all signals that something it’s wrong to keep making friends non stop, they still feels like they are following a script made by someone else and that there are patterns in his actions that repeat

and also ignore basic weird stuff regarding their body like not needing to eat or their bones healing way faster that whats normal for a human

And the more time they spends on Alternia, the more they feel that something it’s wrong. They are tired, they are becoming aware and feels they won’t be able to go on for much longer

The only time thay regain control and get’s free from Doc Sratch’s control while being on alternia it’s when they DIE on karako’s bad ending. And then, while doc it’s loosing his grip on their mind, reader questions everything they have been doing, and why the hell are they acting that way, and wonders if it’s all plotted by a higher entity

in the end, their ability to remember multiple timelines due to all the resets and how they began to become aware of being part of something else was something Doc scratch hadn’t planed

Where i’m trying to get with all this it’s that This guy is important. Their mind is way stronger than what it seems. Doc Sratch is an omnicient beeing, and even him was taken back by Reader’s actions and capacity to understand his situation despite the mind control.

Then they had a collapse, after Doc brings them to his lair on the green moon and deactivates their urge to make friends.

their identity is falling apart and they can not feel any appreciation for the memories he made in alternia. they don’t feel that the people they met are their friends. The memories they made with everybody now feel cold. They want to feel again what they felt when they thought of them, they feel uneasy now that they doesn’t have a script to follow, but  they want answers. He wants to understand.

And that's when the important things begin.

they are trapped

but at the same time they are free for the first time

They will now read homestuck and learn about the whole context about doc scratch, alternia and the end of everything.

In fact scratch leaves them alone to read the comic because he has more important issues to attend, because there is someone else who is about to arrive.

Reader makes an “appearance” on homestuck, when the second disc breaks and needs to go to doc scratch to get it fixed. that explains how the reader (that now is considered an actual character) was in doc scratch’s moon in the first place, disc in hand

(now, i don’t remember fully about this, but i’m not sure if doc sratch ever told anybody to call him that? i remember everybody just calling him white text guy. i could be wrong but maybe that’s just how reader refers to him, due to him fixing the disc. i don’t know, i’m probably wrong but would it be cool if that was the case)

And this text I think it’s important 

he doesn’t say “I am an exelent host” he says “I continue to be an exelent host” because he has been hosting reader for a while, they hadn’t just arrived, they arrived a while ago (i don’t know about ya’ll but reading all homestuck took me a couple months) reader was just in a diferent room (that place is hella big. Hussie got lost in there) and had no choice but to go to back scratch’s apartment and ask for help

Also, this text makes a lot more sense to me now, because reader DID influenced the story at some extent

And the somebody that scratch it’s waiting for is spades slick who will attack him, and later Snowball, they will both then make a huge mess fighting, make out and slick will shoot her

Now this is what I believe will follow. From this point on it’s even more speculative but bear with me. There is a lot of plot holes left to fill

Reading the comic and adding 2 plus 2 Reader will discover that they are not human, learn where they come from, and that his friends are going to die permanently when the events of the hivebent happen, the meteors begin to collide with the planet, the 12 trolls enter sburb and the vast glub kills all trolls in the universe

they will also discover at the very end of homestuck, at the Act 7, that there is a safe planet in another dimension, where humans, trolls and Carapacians live together in peace. (yes i know reader is confirmed not a carapace, this theory it’s old) They will have to find a way to get there and take everyone with him there

They will escape and go back to alternia (probably there will be some time shenanigans with the window portal and some time has probably passed since he left) 

and there, eventually at some point, they will encounter Joey

But i’ll explain more of that on the third part of the theory

*Pronouns fixed*

Thanks everybody for all your support and suggestions!

Part 1 - Part 2 (you’re here) - Part 3