#it had to go

[peoneys]

‘what have you done to me ?!’

getting back awareness after decades of being under compulsion might not feel too good

[moonfromearth]

Of all the renovations on the ranch, the laundry was the last to get an upgrade. Bye bye bucket 😆

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[transcript under cut]

[One morning, Lou is standing in the kitchen. She looks thoughtfully at some unused counterspace.]

Lou: *thoughtful* Hmmm...

I suppose it could be time for an upgrade.

[Cut to some time later and Lou is standing in the same spot, looking at a brand new laundry area.]

Lou: *smiling* Much better.

[squig-s]

A sad end, but the beginning of something even better ☀️🔍

[miraitrunks]

hearing that you deleted your werewolf goten x vampire trunks fic..... burning of the library of alexandria. fell to my knees

listen it only had one chapter and it was unbelievably horny that’s why. just opens with trunks telling his sister how badly he wants to fuck that guy while goten’s eating in the corner of a mcdonald’s or some shit like some disgusting animal

[innanzituttoticalmi]

i'm on page 483 of 661 of the giant chinese history manual i started last year 🥰

i got 200 pages in last fall and then switched to european medieval history textbooks cause i thought that exam was "easier" to prepare. but i finally dropped out of the ma last month and it's been the best decision, i finally feel free to just read whatever i want for fun, without worrying about studying or preparing for anything

i'm at the ming dynasty rn and my main issue is i don't really want to go on yet, i want to re-read the whole thing so far and make sure i've really understood this stuff! and i might just do that! i am the master of my reading destiny! i can do whatever i want!

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[foolfortune]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup�� learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[soapbbox]

Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

[loycos]

"You're the only one I have left..."

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[overcaffeinated-aro]

ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST

[bongwalter10]

please don’t take it away from me