#it’s 1 am and i’m eepy

[0vergrowngraveyard]

villain au redesigns!!

so far in my efforts to revamp this, they’ve gotten worse! these two need to be separated!

[whosthere54]

Something I didn’t mention before when talking about the Rael stream (I THINK) was just. Icarus talking to themself. I dunno if it was just cause there was another person there but they just. Say their thoughts out loud. I’d assume they always do that, one way to fill the odd silence-not-silence of the worldport. A way to organize their thoughts so their not just in their head the whole time, something we’ve seen just before in season 3.

Do u think they “talk” to the Sherbs? Not actually talking to them of course, but talking similar in a way we the chat watch/consume media? Just a person typing on a screen or saying something out loud in response to what they’re watching. Icarus wouldn’t be typing- just- What if they just pretend to give input/feedback into what they’re doing? I think sherb said before on here that they like to imagine Icarus yelling at the doors like people do watching sports- but also that with like talking to your TV. If something happens you’ll go like “why would you do that!” Or “[insert item here] was right there you idiot” “now you’re dead. Well who’s fault is that [character]!” Atleast I do that. I think It’s just the same thing they do in the worldport.

I just think it’s silly.

[mydictionary-yume]

I think having Hal.sin as a parental f/o is incredibly funny and extremely wonderful for many reasons, but the duality between how I relate him to irl me vs Lucienne is one of my favorites. Like yeah, I latched onto him and see him as a father figure for a multitude of reasons regarding my personal life and history, as well as the fact that I just always play druids.

HOWEVER, the reason Lucienne is a druid has a lot to do with his influence, but the imagery of this guy going “Oh you have compulsions that make you wanna kill people? You’re not in control of your own body and thoughts? You live in constant terror because of every aspect of your situation? Shit man, idk what else to do but adopt you. Sorry.” Makes me giggle a little bit.

[freddyyeti]

My life is a true comedy. As soon as I finally have enough free time to do things I enjoy I am soooooo fucking tired. Bweh

[yuukimiyas]

g’mornie friends!! & happy tues!! ٩(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )و im gettin a lil bit of a late start today but i can’t help it!! im just too cozy!! ૮꒰ྀི ´∩∩` ꒱ྀིა hehee today i wrk a super late shift so i have the rest of my mornie gettin stuff done!! :3 woo!! lets make today the greatest EVER!!

[theleechyskrunkly]

OHG YEAH LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE I DREW

My live reaction fr when the uh yiu

canon.

[toxicangelrobotyuri]

I’m eepy sad

[navysealt4t]

hiiiii artemis ^_^

SONG! GIFT! FOR YOU! SILLY VIBES!!

ALSO JUST.... silly pumpkin thing i only just put into words because the song above possessed me or something (IGNORE THE REDACTED PARTS PFNJFKD i dont wanna spoil anything even though this is noncanonical )

SILLY SONG!!!!! tucking this song away for when u need to write silly scenes :3 (is gonna have silly scenes in long fic tee hee)

PUMPKIN !!!!!!! ough man i can’t even remember the last time i carved a pumpkin. writing characters literally just hanging out together is so fun <3 they r literally just vibers . LET THEM BE SILLY !!!!!

[justhoardingreblogs]

Just had a moment of clarity in the middle of the night… Isn’t it amazing how far human civilization had come? Our past ancestors were part of a new sort of unionization after multiple failed attempts that ended up resetting most of our inventions (one of them being sewer systems). We are all part of the longest time period so far on Earth, and one day we could be reset back to zero…

[formulafics]

★ THE JPG CHRONICLES | PART 2

Scenario: the long awaited jpg account from everyone’s favorite mclaren reserve driver is here. with her second and third post, yn accidentally strikes some confusion in the fandom.

Pairing: f1 grid x fem!reader

A/N: and the drama begins 🤭 who do you think the bf is? who do you want the bf to be? 👀 hope you guys enjoy!

PART 1 | PART 3 | PART 4

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yn.jpg user @/oscarpiastri is eepy and hungry

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oscarpiastri idk how to feel about this one

⤷ yn.jpg you should feel honored to be featured on my account :)

formulanorris yn it’s a little past 9 pm…

⤷ yn.jpg sorry my bf was harassing me at that time.

⤷ formulanorris BOYFRIEND?

⤷ gretavanf1 …ain’t no way bro 💔 my wife has a boyfriend

piastrispastry yn said “be there at 9” then showed up at 2 am

⤷ rizzciardo she just like me fr

papayabull does this mean oscar is this weeks favorite boy?

⤷ yn.jpg yes but he doesn’t get full credit. we were going strong and then he hurt my feelings (he said he wouldn’t go out to eat with me)

⤷ oscarpiastri because zak brown, my boss, told me i had to be at work. key words: boss, work.

⤷ yn.jpg you hate me. it’s fine.

logansargeant every day i fear that i’ll be on this account

⤷ yn.jpg your time will come don’t worry

⤷ logansargeant i’m scared

norrisnation ARE WE IGNORING THAT YN SAID “bf”

⤷ sainzchili yes bc she’s silly and probably was joking

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yn.jpg two posts in one week? 😱 crazy, ik. anyways, here’s a lil appreciation post for the boy who’s taught me all i know about photography. <3

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norrisnation THESE ARE SO CUTE

landonorris i didn’t know you were capable of taking good pictures

⤷ yn.jpg i didn’t know you were capable of being funny - oh. you aren’t.

⤷ formulanorris LMFAO I AM SCREAMING THIS IS SO FUNNY i love yn 😭

norrisnation …is this a bf reveal?

⤷ yn.jpg nah lando is just my bestest friend in the world and i love him

⤷ rizzciardo yn and lando are my favorite friendship :( they’re my kids, i feel like a proud mom

landaurnorris this is a lil TOO appreciative for yn and lando 🤨 i think this is the announcement team

⤷ norrisnation she said no 💔 i thought they’d be cute together

⤷ formulapapaya if you ask me, she and oscar are dating. i’m 100% convinced

⤷ rizzciardo i need a full twitter thread abt this rn or else

⤷ formulapapaya BET. i will literally start working on it now because i’ve believed in oscyn for so long now 🤭

🏷️ | @jsjcue @treehouse-mouse @renarots @minkyungseokie @raizelchrysanderoctavius

[mossyscavern]

Scary cave, reveal the truth

Part 3

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“Now you know the truth.”

… not one of them said a word, each of them quietly thinking about what they had just witnessed and saw, not a sound from them apart from the snoozing sparkling b-127 in elita’s restarlueus.

“Everyday…” d broke the silence. “Every single day of my life… has been… a lie.” He says out loud, throwing a piece of metallic stone.

“My god, I knew it! Deep down I always felt something off.” Orion vents, slamming his fist on the mossy stone. “He deceived… everyone.” D continued, staring down at the ground.

“Sentinel bought himself power and then put us to work paying of his dept.” Elita-1 cuts in, patting b-127’s helm, comforting herself and B when he stirred.

“Sentinel… lied… to my face.” D-16 said angrily, throwing his badge to the ground.

“This was all a sham. How could we have been so gullible? … oh this is going to change everything-.” Orion says, d-16 stomps angrily on his badge, damaging the one thing he prided himself for.

“You just HAD to do it, didn’t you?!”

“Me? What did I do?” Orion asks.

“You just had to go to the surface, had to enter the Iacon 5000, you just HAD to break protocol!” D yelled, anger slowly boiling in his frame-.

“Who cares about protocol?” Orion asks. D-16 stood up and stomps his way to Orion, fury in his optics. “I do! I care-!”

As the two fought, no one expected b-127 to stir enough to wake up, rubbing his optics he yawns smiling to himself sleepily as he had enjoyed a good nap. His optics shifted to the two bots fighting.

‘Why are they fighting?’ He thinks, clutching his servos. “-don’t you want to stop sentinel?” Orion asked.

“No, I want to KILL HIM!” B-127’s optics widened as D-16 yells more, watching the seething settle in d’s optics, b has to say something.

“--I want him to suffer, then die in darkness-.”

“.. Dee?” He turned, hearing his name, optics landed on the sparkling, looking up at him with worry. “… what’s going on? Why are you upset?” B asked, walking up to the monochrome mech.

D vents slowly, calming himself down as he knelt down to b’s level. “… I just learnt sentinel is bad.” D-16 told him, watching b’s faceplate fall.

“What..?”

“Sentinel is bad… elita do you mind explaining? I don’t think I can without blowing up.” D-16 asks, looking away from b. “Dee…?” Bee whispers softly, reaching for d before elita turned him away.

“… wow, you-.. you handled that one better than I would-.”

“Don’t. Just-, don’t. I’m still mad… but I’m letting go for bee’s sake.” D-16 admits, venting in and out slowly. Once calmed he turned to both elita and b-127, seeing an incredible scowl…

that did not fit the sparkling’s usually happy faceplate. “Sentinel’s a bad bad mech!” B said, crossing his little restarlueus. “He very much is, yes.” Elita told him, patting his helm gently.

“… we should do something-.” “Yeah sure we should, it’s not like we’re just cogless bots. Right?” D-16 asks, turning to Orion after cutting him off.

“We had limited options, but now we have NONE! So thanks for that.”

“No son or daughter of cybertron is born without a cog.”

to be continued

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I am soooo sorry for the late update. I’m really very sorry!

I got side tracked… really side tracked.

… Well, Y’know the rest. The au is by @yuukirita here’s the previous stories I’ve done (previous) aaand here’s part 1! (First part)

I also cut out the part where alpha trion tells them of sentinels betrayal and the whole… sentinel bowing to the enemy thing, cause… i want to get to the part where d-16 gets really angry… I’m gonna probably extend it to… 4 parts? *shrugs* I dunno.

(Also if anyone wants to know why bee was eepy in this? Story telling did it.)

[psychadollics]

I promised sublander hcs...... :3 NSFW!!

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FLUFF-

Behind closed doors he is the BIGGEST cuddle bug, he'd never ask for them though

The smallest amounts of praise will absolutely make his day

When cuddling he has to have some part of his body being rubbed, favorite spots include, back, hair and chest

He gets clingy while cuddling, leading to him apologizing a lot for squeezing a bit too much

Whiny bitch, but he’s a cute one

Constantly asks shit like “You love me right?” And compliment fishes enough to the point it could classify as a second job, and no matter what his partner can’t help but give into it

Because he is still Homelander, he does lose his shit sometimes (but in this case doesn’t get violent), however after he “calms down” the only words you’ll hear from him for the rest of the night are gentle sobs and “I’m sorry”

NSFW-

(Idfk if this is even a hc) This freak has one hell of a lactation kink

He’d never admit it, but being edged is one of his top 10 favorite activities

He can cum from praise alone

Whatever his partner wants from him, he will do it without question. When he isn’t out being a piece of shit superhero, he is just a small obedient bitch

One of his favorite forms of foreplay is having his dick teased through his suit (his second favorite is through a pair of tight panties)

Sucker for being called a good boy (who can blame him)

He loves when his partners are rough with him, the night won’t be over until he can’t even beg anymore

Likes to get sassy especially in situations where he doesn’t hold power simply because he enjoys the consequences that follow

Big biter

He loves when his partner makes him say degrading (or uplifting) things about himself, yes homelander you are an attention whore (and I love you for it)

Oki im writing this all at 1 am and im eepy but there’s more to come, maybe.

[animalsalvationassociation]

Natquik / C.J. / Marsh

[ DO NOT REPOST, ALL ART & CONCEPTS WERE MADE BY ME ]

Illustration Time: 8hrs 46min

Headcanons:

Professor Natquik -

“ Prof. Nesquik ”

Traumatized

Oh sorry . . . He’s an Ice/Snow “ Specialist ”

They literally FORGOT about HIM?!???!!

PTSD

Sweet, Sweet, Silence ~

Barnacles & Bianca’s Dad Figure

“Vhat are you talking ‘bout???”

Captain Calico Jack (aka C.J.) -

Kwazii’s Grandad

Tallest of the Octo-Dads

ALL the Rizz

Trend Setter

Writer of “ Memoirs ” & Pirate Stories

Treats Pete like the widdle baby he is!

Bird Dad

Dude. When was the last time you showered???

Ranger Marsh:

Tweak’s Dad

Old man w/ ALL the moves ~

Ranger . . . DUH

Head / Co-Founder of the RSR [ Ranger Search & Rescue ]

Old Fashioned (Translation: Hates using new tech, LITERALLY an old man)

(I want ya’ll to know I literally forgot to add the headcanons before I posted this . . . oops)

YA’LL WE DID IT!!!!! Our celebration for 200+ Followers is complete!!!

You have no idea how long I’ve been dying to draw the Octo-Dads! Literally an eternity OMG!!!! Currently as of posting this we’ve gained 31 more friends! Welcome and thank you darlings for joining us on our adventure!!!

Lol, you might note that I put a little more effort into the Dad’s designs than all the others, honestly that’s because I love them sm! ALSO LOOKIT EEPY BABY PETE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

ANYWAYS it’s 2:34 am and I’mmmmm . . . Probably gonna watch more music videos . . . Don’t judge me! (Yes I’m still ill, leave me alone! As Ron Swanson once said—or wrote out: “I do what I want.”)

GO CHECK OUT PARTS 1-3!!!

Pt. 1 / Pt. 2 / Pt. 3

200 Follower Poll

(OG Post that started it all! Tune in for future polls to decide what we do next! 💙😘)

[ This is a Octonauts AU, in no way is this canon to the OG storyline. ]

[written-in-the-clouds]

part 1

notes: i am so eepy but i just finished editing this so here it is <3

To most, you seemed to be Quirkless. No visual differences, no flashy Emitter ability, just an average person.

Still, you didn’t have that toe joint.

You frowned at a bag of chocolate, trying to decide if the price was worth it. Faintly, the store bell tinkled as someone stepped inside. The day was darkening, blue fading to orange fading to black. You exhaled, replacing the bag on the shelf. There were four other customers in the store and the cashier, excluding the one who had just entered. Someone sucked in a sharp breath, and another shrieked. You lifted your head.

The new patron had neatly trimmed black hair, a clean-shaven face, and a small smile. He surveyed the room silently as people stepped back, pressing themselves to shelves, fumbling for their phones, an air of panic rising. You blinked, frowned. 

Someone murmured, “What is that?!” and that’s when you realized that this must be a Quirk. The stranger stepped toward the counter as the cashier paled and raised an arm in a vain attempt to shield themself. A stupid plan began to formulate in your head as you noted the fear-paralyzed figures around them. You sent a message to the first chat you had open and walked out from the shelves.

Anxiety prickled at your neck and you swallowed it down harshly. The well-groomed stranger turned to you, grin sharpening and then suddenly fading when you didn’t react.

“Bravery or foolishness?” he mused quietly, as if not expecting you to hear. “Everyone has different reactions to fear.”

“What are you talking about?” you replied immediately, and surprise flashed through his face. You stepped between him and the counter.

He tipped his head. “You can see me?”

You didn’t respond, instead asking, “What do they see?”

He raised his arms from his sides in a sweeping motion. “Whatever they fear most.” A smile crossed his lips again, and he bowed slightly with his arms still extended. “But I am certain that you do not fear me most.”

It was because of your Quirk, of course. Your Quirk was called Null. Quirks were useless against you – at least, the majority of Emitters and a few others. You saw this man’s true form. For a moment, you wondered what you would have seen. Yet, your Quirk could not be deactivated, and it was a thought you discarded.

“What do you want from this shop?” you asked.

“Money, of course,” he said smoothly. “Whatever reason my Quirk isn’t affecting you – You seem like a smart kid. Get out of my way.”

You took a shaky breath. “No, thank you.”

Whatever polite air surrounded this man sharpened in an instant. “Hm,” he said, taking a step closer. “Last chance. Don’t play hero, kid.”

“I’m not a hero,” you said. “But I think you should leave.”

He pulled out a thin, sharp blade from his coat. “You know,” he said, taking another step closer, “I generally don’t like to hurt kids.”

A knife is buried in your left pant pocket. You could feel it against your leg. Yet between the amount of time it would take you to reach it, and the distance to this stranger’s blade – you couldn’t risk it. Your hands were shaking too much, anyway.

He took another step, and you did something stupid.

You tackled him.

His legs, to be specific. He was taller, and the knife – you aimed for his legs to bring him to the ground. It wasn’t your smartest move, in hindsight. He immediately sliced the knife along your back, and you felt a shriek rip from your throat, the pain unexpected. It burned along your spine.

In a wave of animalistic instinct you bit his thigh, hard, and he grunted. The reaction spurred you on, and you hit and kicked and struggled to keep him on the ground with you. You felt more hot blood trickle down your neck, but adrenaline and desperation kept you from feeling the majority of the pain.

It bought you time, and that’s what you needed. The bell by the door rang. When you glanced up, you saw a blinding red light and a static pain spread through your skull and 

Your vision went black.

When you woke up again, you jerked to an upright position before a hand stopped you. 

“Don’t move too much,” the man advised in a quiet voice. When you blinked the spots from your vision, you recognized him immediately and flinched back. Eraserhead. He glanced over your shoulder. “Have you called the ambulance?”

“Ah– no, don’t call them,” you said quickly. You felt a bandage wrapped around your back and shoulders. “I can’t– uh. I’ll be fine.”

“Okay. You still need medical attention, kid.” You stiffened, remembering what the stranger had called you. “What did you even do?”

“Uh.” You grinned sheepishly. “I kinda charged at him.”

“You what?” came a second voice, which quickly stepped into view. He was about your age, maybe a little younger, with messy indigo hair and deep eyebags. He wore a scarf — capture weapon, you corrected yourself — similar to Eraserhead’s. A hero trainee, almost certainly. “Why?”

“I didn’t think it out very well.”

“Clearly,” Eraserhead added dryly. 

“What else was I meant to do? Let him take the money?”

“That would have been preferable,” the villain said in a soft lilt, smiling, and the trainee with indigo hair glared at him. He was tied up carefully, with cuffs on his wrists. He looked away and sighed.

“You should have kept him distracted until the heroes arrived,” Eraserhead said. You frowned.

“I tried that,” you said. “He was the one who brought a knife out.”

Eraserhead sighed. “The police will be here in five minutes, the paramedics in…” he looked up to the trainee.

“Ten,” he replied. He shrugged. “There’s traffic.”

“Right. I won’t make you repeat your story twice, so let’s wait until the police arrive.”

The goggles covered the direction his eyes were facing, so you couldn’t tell who he was addressing. You nodded anyway, slightly dizzy.

When the police arrived, they took the stranger into the car and a detective spoke with you. At some point you both had moved outside the store, though you were still lightheaded and wavered slightly with each step. 

“I’m Tsukauchi Naomasa,” he said. “Walk us through what happened.”

“I’m [Name],” you replied. “I was shopping, and this guy walked in. I didn’t notice anything until people started freaking out. Um, I just thought… I don’t know. Something was weird. I texted my friend to call the police or something… and I, uh, I stepped out in front of them. He mumbled something to himself, and I replied to it, and he was surprised that I could see him.”

“Do you know why you could see him?” the detective interrupted. His brow was furrowed.

“Oh, right,” you said. “My Quirk. It’s called Null. It prevents other Quirks like that one from working on me.” 

“Mm,” Tsukauchi said, face relaxing. “Continue.”

“He told me to move out of the way so he could take the money, I guess, and I, I didn’t.” You grinned sheepishly. “I wasn’t really thinking straight. I was just thinking I need to hold him off until somebody shows up. And he pulled out a knife, and I tackled him.” Tsukauchi raised an eyebrow slightly, but didn’t say anything. “And he cut me, and I just started, uh… it sounds so stupid now that I’m admitting it,” you mumbled.

“It’s fine,” Tsukauchi reassured. “We all do stupid things in high risk situations.”

“I just did anything I could to keep him down,” you said. “Biting and kicking and whatever. And then the heroes showed up, and—” you hesitated for a brief moment, glancing at Eraserhead. You had a theory that his Quirk, trying to cancel yours, had created a feedback loop of sorts that led to the static and your passing out. But if that was true, wouldn’t he have felt the effects, too? “I properly realized I was still bleeding and then I passed out, I guess,” you finished lamely.

“Hmm,” the detective said, but was interrupted by a man hurrying over.

“I heard someone was injured?” he asked, and you raised your hand slightly. He stepped over to them and Tsukauchi walked away, murmuring something to Eraserhead. “This might feel a little uncomfortable,” the healer warned, placing a hand on your back. 

“Ah,” you said, realizing what he was going to do. “Your quirk… won’t work. Mine cancels it out.”

He frowned, slightly, and didn’t move his hand before he must have tried and failed to use his quirk. “Well… you’re already bandaged. Let me check.”

After a moment of adjusting the bandages and advising you to be careful, you push yourself to your feet. You glanced quickly over to Tsukauchi and Eraserhead, who seemed to be deep in conversation. “Have a good night.” 

You speed-walked away, until the trainee stepped in front of you. “You should wait,” he said, looking as tired as you felt. “Tsukauchi…”

You gestured at the darkening sky. “I have to be back before sundown. My mom will be worried.”

“I can drive you home,” Tsukauchi said, glancing over. “I need to talk with your parents.”

You swallowed a groan. Your mother would almost certainly – and probably rightfully – chew you out for walking directly into harm’s way like that. Unfortunately, taking the ride was probably the best idea. You agreed, and got into the car with the detective. You checked your phone, and the message you had sent just before stepping out from the shelves.

sunnydays > call cops [address] villain

lavendereyes > what??

lavendereyes > they’re on their way

lavendereyes > sun? you alr?

The texts had stopped after that. You typed another message quickly.

sunnydays > fine now. only got lightly stabbed

lavendereyes > you what???

sunnydays > im fiiiine i got patched me up whatever

lavendereyes > ok but other than that are yoi fine

sunnydays > yeah

sunnydays > in the cop car going home

lavendereyes > ok, message me when you get home

sunnydays > alright

You slid their phone back into your pocket and leaned against the window. Tsukauchi was quiet, only looking back at you in the mirror a few times.

“That was brave, you know,” he said suddenly, and you stiffened.

“Not really,” you said. “It was stupid to attack him like that.”

“‘Brave’ and ‘stupid’ aren’t mutually exclusive.”

You snorted. “Fair enough.”

The city rushed by. The sky darkened further. The car slowed and pulled into the driveway, and you ran a hand through your hair. 

Your mother opened the door and came hurrying down the steps, up to the car. Tsukauchi stepped out of the car and you followed soon after.

“What happened?” she asked. 

Tsukauchi explained quickly, and a small frown settled on your mother’s face. “Well, at least you’re alright,” she settled on, eventually. 

Tsukauchi bowed slightly to you and your mother, and you quickly bowed back. “You seem like a good kid,” he said to you. “Just try not to get stabbed again.” He smiled, before waving slightly and climbing in his car to leave.

You walked over and hugged your mother, sighing into her hold. “You are alright, right?” she asked, frowning.

“Yeah,” you replied quietly. “Just… tired.”

“Let’s eat dinner, and then you can go to bed,” she said. You nodded, and you both went inside.

[imagionationstation]

Hi!I've just finished watching the show and...I LOVE THIS CARTOON! Taking screenshots is how I express my love.

🐢💙💜❤️🧡

I am glad I found your blog! I really enjoy reading your analyses! You are feeding my hyperfixation. Thank you very much! (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ💜

It was hard to choose, but here are a few that I like and I think it'll be fun to guess what episodes they're from. 💙

Aw thank you!! 🥺🥰✨

OH!! I USED TO HAVE SO MANY SCREENSHOTS! I used to be so with you but then my Google Photos filled up and I had to delete many of them to make room 😞 Oh well

I am always happy to feed a hyperfixation!!

Gives me purpose in life *looks longingly into the distance*

NOW LET’S GET ANALYZING!!!

1) I’m completely blanking in this one. I feel like I’ve seen it before but the background is giving me nothing to work with 🤔

2) So at first I was thinking that it was New Girl In Town but noooo, no. I zoomed in and the YELLOW WALLS remind me of a certain tea party. It’s from Slash And Destroy before a child mutates herself and Leo saves her innocent lamp drinking self. (Seriously how did she go from ‘it’s a lamp’ to ‘Imma drink it’?? You cannot leave children alone I swear… 🤣)

3) From Panic In The Sewers! Leo’s all like “but my brothers are tired and eepy so we need to take a break (but definitely not me I’m too cool for that).” And Raph is absolutely not having it

4) From I Think His Name Is Baxter Stockman! When Mikey somehow convinces them to do his skate trick and then Splinter walks in and interrupts. Right before Mikey crashes into them 🤪

[threnodians]

omg hiiii kayleigh hehehhee :> if you’ll allow me to ask a million phaileigh questions . . :> i have been so curious aaaaaajnsmm

1. who typically wakes up first !! does one of you normally stay up later than the other ?? how are you both when you wake up ( is someone a bit moody . . ) OR HOW DO YOU TWO WAKE EACH OTHER UP !!!!

2. what kind of drinks would you two get at a cafe or any place ??! how about desserts 🥺 do you guys have similar taste in food or is it much different ?! how does ordering in restaurants go hehehe . . do you two share . . sit across or side by side . . I WISH TO KNOW 🥺🤍

3. WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISSSS KAYLEIGH AAAA ><

NOOO PRESSURE OFC ILY !!!!

omg hiii evie!!! 🫶🏻 you are always allowed to do whatever you want forever tbqh because you’re an angel and i’m thrilled you’re here! 💕 and i am so sorry but i rambled a lot so this is very long...

usually phainon wakes up first, but only because he likes to go train most mornings... he is, tragically, a morning person and wakes up anywhere between 6am-8am. 🫩 i am a night owl and never fall asleep before midnight, so i am up late... like 2-4am late. 😅 often he tries to stay up with me but always ends up falling asleep before midnight (usually on me in some way). he always just gives me a lil’ forehead kiss before he leaves because he knows that if he wakes me up early i’ll kill him ☺️! /lh but if he lets me sleep in i am just super eepy for a while (he makes and brings me coffee) ☕ i am like never awake before him because he’s a freak of nature /j but i am a biiig napper and he enjoys sprawling on top of me and smothering my face in kisses while i sleepily complain (but secretly love it so much)!!! 💕

we both really like tea!!! of all kinds honestly, and i also like coffee but he does not unless it has a ridiculous amount of sugar and cream in it to the point where it isn’t even coffee anymore. 😐 so we usually order tea of some sort!!! normally i will get one and he will get a different one so we can try two if it is a new cafe or drinks we haven’t tried before. but!!! we like the same kind of food except that he likes seafood and i unfortunately do not at all whatsoever (other than fried calamari which is very weird i know). we both love carbs!!! 😂 pasta and bread and pizza especially!!! he is a BOTTOMLESS PIT and eats a RIDICULOUS amount meanwhile i am over here with an unfortunately small stomach and am full after only a small portion contrary to my appearance which is very chubby... 💔 ANYWAYS we also love desserts and almost always get one to share! cake is our favorite if that is an option!!! 🍰 😋 and he always sits as close to me as possible! so in a booth we share a side and at a table he brings his chair over right beside mine 🤭 and he always pays and gets extremely offended when i want to EVEN ON HIS BIRTHDAY but i mean is anyone surprised... 😮‍💨

OKAY SO THIS IS KINDA SILLY GOOFY AND SO VERY UNSERIOUS I AM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT... neither of us; it was an accident. 🤦🏼‍♀️ we were actually helping care for some dromas and the tail of one tripped me and i fell right into phainon and we both toppled to the ground and i faceplanted conviently at the correct angle to kiss him... we were still “friends” at this point... (i put it in quotations because i mean, we were oblivious idiots who were both madly in love with each other but anyways!!!) so we kind of just laid there staring at each other with wide eyes before i scrambled off of him and blah blah blah but on our actual first date he asked me if he could kiss me after he walked me home so i guess OFFICIALLY it was him. 🥰

I HOPE THESE ANSWERED ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS SUFFICIENTLY EVIE AAAHHHH TYSM FOR ASKING ILYYY 🥹 💕