#it's a pleasure to be asked

[potato-lord-but-not]

So turns out im gay thank you for the yaoi 🙏🙏🙏

CONGRATS ON THE HOMOSEXUALITY BROTHER

[art--harridan]

[Image description: A digital drawing of Iris Campbell from the film Final Destination Bloodlines. It depicts her on the night of the Skyview premonition, wearing her blue dress with white accessories. One of her hands in being pulled to the left out of frame, her body being tugged along with it. Her other arm hangs limply. Below the engagement ring, her ring finger is coloured a bright red, which drips off of it into a curved line. This line travels to the right and splits off into eight different lines of varying sizes, each one with an arrow tip. One of these arrows travels behind her head, and spirals as it travels. These tips all point towards a penny falling downwards. Iris is turning her head and gaze towards it. Her eyebrows bunch up and her mouth falls open slightly as sweat drips down her face. The background is a bold, warm yellow, which contrasts greatly against the blue of her dress and the red of the arrows.]

waiting for the penny to drop

[kingcael]

all in the eyes of a boy

[jesuistrestriste]

Android art whos dick is changeable…just hear me out ok😭

cw (18+) : android!art, fake cocks that art buys for mutual benefits

the android engineers coming out with a variety of detachable “appendages”. thick ones, long ones, short ones, skinny ones; squishy (and firm) in all the right places and all the right ways, too. once an android attaches one to the port at the front of their pelvis, they can sync with the sensation simulator built into the fake dick in order to “feel” the temperature, tightness, and dampness of whatever orifice they choose to slide themself into.

android!art buys only one of the add-ons at first, has a mind-blowing orgasm (the android version of one) from finally getting to penetrate and please you, and then goes out the next day to purchase three more. one is ribbed, another is two-and-a-half inches longer that the original one you two tried, and the third vibrates.

he puts you through the mattress that same night while he continuously cycles through the three new toys, your name on his lips and his hand pressing over your tummy, feeling himself inside of your walls. his moans are so loud and desperate—anguished, even—that you have to stick your fingers in his mouth just to save his vocal systems the strain. he sucks them like he’ll die if you pull them away. the noises he lets out turn staticky when he comes; wet, broken, crackling in his chest as he pummels your wetness. the LED ring on his temple blinks and shifts red every time he tips over the edge with a keening cry and spills the flavored lubricant as deep as he can reach.

“tell me you like it when i’m inside you,” he shakes, “please, tell me—i need to hear it, i need to hear it so badly, i feel like im falling apart—!”

[richyys]

(. .*)β〃`*:;,．★ ～☆・:.,;*

[jstor]

As a research nerd and a gamer, I'm really curious about the BG3-inspired grad school paper... is there anything you can say about it without the risk of exposing your identity to strangers on the internet?

Definitely! The idea isn't fully fleshed out into a thesis yet, but I'm focusing on how a certain elven vampire subverts traditional vampire tropes and metaphors in Gothic literature.

[knowmypower]

Can we see some of your Bayometa art? I love your page so much, easily the best artist of the century

YOOOOOOO oh my god thank you so much! 😭🙏 i had to do a double-take to make sure i was really reading "bayometa", we're a fanbase of like 2.5 people so this made my day lol. here's basically everything i've posted around the place over the past few years! (2018-2025, in no particular order. you will probably be able to tell which are old lol)

[demonic0angel]

For the Dani is Pup AU, can you do one where Pup, Hood, and Wolf get captured. The bats are obviously worried but also they’re excited to finally meet their niece with this rescue, but by the time they show up Danny’s already saved them and left with Wolf and Pup (Red Hood, as a sister thief, has to get back on his own lol)

(LMFAO TY FOR HAVING DANNY LEAVE JASON FOR DEAD)

Red Robin looked around. “Wait… what?”

Spoiler asked, “Where’s Pup? And Wolf?” The last part was added a little nervously, as if she thought that Wolf was nearby and ready to pop out of the shadows to accuse her of forgetting her.

Robin slowly sheathed his swords, also looking disappointed. “It’s just you?”

“Wow. Where is the love? Can one of you get me out of these?” Red Hood demanded, still tied up as the other vigilantes ignored his furious squirming and looked around for the missing Pup and Wolf. “Hello?!”

“Pup! I’m here to save you!” Nightwing suddenly declared, slamming the door open before his face fell as he looked at his siblings in a disappointed manner. They all glared at him. “Oh. You’re all here. Dang it.”

“Yeah, but Pup is missing!” Spoiler said.

“I’m still here!” Red Hood snapped. “Can one of you let me out?!”

“What! Who took her?!” Nightwing cried, looking worried. They all ignored him again before he gave a frustrated scream.

“Oh my fucking god—” Red Robin finally got him out of his restraints and Red Hood huffed. “Finally! If you had all let me out, you would’ve known that Wolf and Pup were already rescued.”

Robin gasped. “What! By who?!”

“By Phantom, but that bastard left me for dead—”

“Phantom?! Wolf’s brother that’s in the Justice League?! We have to hurry! Maybe if we catch up, we can still meet Pup!” Red Robin interrupted and then they all raced away, leaving Red Hood behind again.

Red Hood stared at their whirling capes and gaped underneath his helmet.

He almost wanted to look at the cameras inside of the kidnappers’ room like it was The Office, because just what in the world was happening?? He grumbled and pulled out the gun hidden in his jacket before he went hunting for the damn people who were stupid enough to kidnap the Red Hood, Wolf, and their new addition, Pup.

While his siblings were off being idiots, he knew that he would be the one getting all of the love and affection from Wolf and Pup for properly avenging them.

Hah! Serves them right.

[pulgarcito-perro]

Can you do more curly in dresses his really cute in them

Referencing this post.

AU where instead of hauling mouthwash they're hauling women's fashion, for whatever reason the cargo hold is opened and Curly is the chosen model.

Anya's pick:

Swansea's pick:

Daisuke's pick:

Jimmy's pick:

This is your sign to draw your fave in a dress.

[jesuistrestriste]

free use dilf donaldson who never gets to cum but thanks you after each orgasm he provides u 😋

he absolutely and wholeheartedly only lives for your pleasure. he gives up his body freely to you so that you can use it however you want—after a while of this, he actually forgets what it feels like to orgasm (but he doesn’t even care).

every time you ride his cock like one of your silicone dildos, he follows your lead and will let you pull his limbs where you want them. just like a puppet. you want him rubbing you down there while you’re splitting yourself open on his girthy inches? no problem. you want him fondling your thighs or your ass? cool. you wanna stop and use his mouth instead? done. no arguments from him !

and when your insides start to convulse around his lapping, rolling tongue or his dick, he just lets you ride it out however you want. art knows all the best ways to prolong your climaxes, so he’s more than happy to help you.

all you get after it’s said-and-done is a dopey moan and his lidded blues searching your face for any sign of approval.

“thank you, thank you, thank you for using me,” he whines, his back arching and trembling, “i love it when you use me to cum.”

[diz-eaze]

God I haven’t consumed any genshin content in 84 year but your scara series is bringing me back in

But like either Nepo baby roomie scara or loser boy failure scara are going to lose their minds the moment they realize that vibrators exist and their object of affection does in deed have one and uses it.

Like ugh! Roommate Scara the day he finally hears it, if he’s gooning from breathing the same air as you, hearing the noises is just blowing up his peen. Like this man is pressing his ear to the wall in a “I’m so happy!!! :D Life is worth living” and then it sets. Something that is not him is bringing you pleasure, THAT SHOULD BE HIM. You talking to your siblings makes him vomit, but you’re TOYS no no no YOU WATCH PORN THAT ISNT ABOUT HIM?! That should be his place after all he should be able to detach his peen and you have free use of it. He is in fact crashing out and about to start throwing things at the wall but he still wants to hear the noises you let out because that’s his god given right by the Archons. (This man is in fact googling detachable dicks and the best he has is getting a custom model shaped just like his)

But god loser boy failure Scara, tantrum, your gifts are left alone, but god the only set of dishes he has is broken, he is trying so hard not to rip his eyes out, is unironically googling “how to be good in bed” he is counting down the moments where he will replace all of your toys and you can use him as you please, he’ll take it, he���ll do anything just for a crumb. Will be scouring your internet history just to know what you might have consumed to get off only for his data to hit its limit

THIS IS SORFKIRNVEKN IRV INRV R SCARAMOUCHE GOES FROM :D TO :| SO FAST HE'S SO SILLYYYYY I ADORE HIMMMM I LOVE YOU CRASHOUTMOUCHE

; slight nsfw.

the next time you're out of the dorm to attend god-forsaken lectures, scaramouche scrambles off his messy ass bed to break into your room. you never lock your door because of how much you trust him, so he didn't need to do anything drastic like getting a copy of your room key beforehand :) how lucky!

he can't even bask in the bliss of breathing in your scent that's so potent in your room because he's losing his mind opening drawers and closets with lightning speed, trying to locate where the fuck that toy of yours is. he's looking under, up, sideways, and behind him before he finds it nestled underneath your bedsheets. just one look at it and scaramouche is positively seething. he's arguing and screaming at this sex toy as if it has sentience to talk back, omfg.

how dare this... this toy bring you pleasure !! this is so fucking unfair !! if you wanted to be pleasured, you could've just asked him !! he's literally in the room next to yours !!! and he can't even destroy it because then you'll find out he was snooping around your room and you'll move out :(((

he's genuinely so mad he can't even think straight right now.

so he opts with licking the sex toy clean in hopes that he can still taste the residue of your essence, despite however many hours had passed. and it unclear at this point if he's tricking his mind, but he swears to the high heavens that he can taste you faintly.

after several minutes spent in your room gooning as he licks your sext toy clean, scaramouche snatches a pair of your underwear while exiting the room as payment for the agony he had to go through last night. hmph.

next time, please use his dick or ride his mouth instead :(.

[potato-lord-but-not]

drew this little holy ghosts smooch and it reminded me of you

so i though to give out a small (late) christmas gift

hope you like them 🫶🏻

(CHARLIE DOWD COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS huh who said that)

OIUGFFGGGH NY GHODDDDDDDD OH MY GOD IM ILL IM ILL IM ILL THANK YOU

[kumeramen]

I’ve no idea if u take requests but your art is really amazing and I love very much. If u take requests please consider drawing sakura w orihime from bleach, they’re related in many ways 🩷 love ur art have a good day

They both be sharing similar interests in sweet bread definitely~! 😋💖🍞

[ice-empress247]

Most of you probably don't know about the new Asterix miniseries that released on Netflix a couple weeks ago BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LITERALLY LOVE IT SO MUCH

THIS SERIES IS LITERALLY SO SO GOOD Y'ALL AND IT LOOKS AMAZING (Just warning, there are instances of strobe light effects in the show so keep that in mind before watching)

Asterix has been a franchise I've always come back to every few years or so whenever a new animated project is released for it, I just never really found the courage to actually talk about it. I have a WHOLE DVD BOXSET of past animated Asterix films and I love coming back to these films even if they are a little goofy at some points.

And honestly? It's RLLY good. It's funny as hell, Asterix himself remains a comfort character of mine (I had the BIGGEST crush on him when I was younger so if that resurfaces I apologise 😅) and despite how the franchise is most DEFINITELY a product of its time in terms of...less than favourable reasons that certainly wouldn't go over well with today's audiences, that's why we analyse media critically. I'd definitely recommend the new series, it was way better than I thought it was going to be.

[house-of-hamartia]

Edit: I updated the artwork because I saw a mistake and so Itouched up Shay's face and hair a bit lololol.

So, I received a lovely ask earlier today, regarding the Starrick-Cormac children, and I have to be honest, I just couldn't resist and draw a small artwork with Shay and Dora and ALL the children :)

So, allow me to present Lorcán, Saoirse, Mebh, Órlaith and little Muirgen :)

They all have their peculiarities, of course:

Lorcán is the bold, daring one, with a silver tongue and a very sharp mind, and the one that will sure as heck follow in her father and mother's footsteps; He and Grandmaster Haytham intend each other even too well lol;

Saoirse is the sweetest of the house, the one that doesn't give a dry fig about the Templars but instead adores the sea and spending her time on the Morrigan with her dad to learn all about how ships work; also, she a future cartographer and a small bookworm in the making;

Mebh is basically her father's copy in small, unable to sit still for a moment, always joking around and just pestering Gist and climbing around the Morrigan, bringing along baby Órlaith wherever she goes;

Órlaith is Shay and Dottie's little angel, but do not get fooled by her sweet demeanor, for she is a spitfire, pretty much like her older sister Mebh (and I love how Mebh and Órlaith's dynamic truly mirror Dottie and Theda's one);

And finally Muirgen, the Child of the Sea, for she is only ever happy whenever she is close to the sea. She is the artist of the house, and the XVIII Century Wednesday Addams. Her big brother is the only one that actually manage to make her laugh (even though she still would bite his hand, if he pats her head ONE MORE TIME), and she will join him in the Templar Order.

I have to be honest, I *totally* headcanon that Shay is just a girls' dad: he has that kind of vibe to him that just tells him that he would be the sweetest among his princesses.

Thanks, Nonnie for the ask.

It gave me the right push to try to draw all of them together, and it was actually fun to finish their designs :)

[itadooori]

hi pookie!! i absolutely adore your style and your characterization of the sg sillies!! would you consider drawing in-ho and gi-hun being all paternal with their daughters (jun-hee and sae-byeok) they are all alive and well in my mind (i am delusional) <3 <3 -fleurs

inhun girl dads agenda is true and real yuppp 🙂↕️