#its so bad and im cackling
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beskarfrog · 2 years ago
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ice cream & Tatooine?
Anything for you, dear anon <3
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date night on Tatooine, grogu is hanging out with ba'vodu boba, din has no idea how to flirt but luke thinks its cute anyway
truly awful palette challenge from this post
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clegfly · 5 months ago
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just finished omori manga chapter 7 and i am DYING laughing. this shit isnt even bad anymore its just funny bad. oh my god
#im hollering reading this because oh my god#the whole thing is a mix between “oh. what were they thinking/neg” and “HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WERE THEY THINKING/pos”#like WHAT. space pirate oc. spaceboy ex machina. completely forgetting the fundamentals of how the truth is handled in headspace. cackling#also i know its a manga but... the sweetheart battle is GOLD#shes just wiping the floor with these kids while hero's like “oh no... her power level... its too strong...” and same with omori when he-#-doesn't succumb. i CANNOT take this manga seriously jesus christ#also side note yes you're reading this correctly!! sweetheart's entire plot line is resolved in ONE (1) chapter#like. sorry what. the horrendous pacing is getting worse and worse i reckon we'll be in blackspace in like three chapters#but!!! some things i liked#PHOBIA BOSSES ARE BACK!!!! arachnophobia is here!!! even though the way they handle it is not canon compliant but that's progress#they keep the censored kissing joke too but its arguably better here because of how detailed and romantic the panel is so. points there#one of my fav jokes from the og game#and uh. oh the sprout moles are fucking adorable i loved those#omori#but yeah tldr i cannot find it in my heart to be mad at this anymore. it is just hilariously bad to me which is a major improvement compare#-to my previous opinion of it like twenty minutes ago which was that it was just Bad#anyway. i try not to complain much on this page but god i cannot ignore this shit anymore its SO BAD ITS FUNNY#cleg's omanga tirades
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sweetronancer · 2 months ago
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first edit ever just dropped😝😝😝
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girl-named-matty · 7 months ago
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Dang y'all are obsessed with Killian as I am. What is in your water? 😭🤣
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milkbreadtoast · 2 years ago
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This is a lie actually I love Jung Yeseo in all his forms💛💜🤎 and I love Jesse Venetiaan too🥹... (but still..... 😔🫰🤎🐰)
#jung yeseo#jesse venetiaan#twsb#when the third wheel strikes back#shitpost#its true that i love yeseo in all his forms#and i love jesse's design + yeseo as jesse#(i like his palette a lot esp the purple... purple and yellow belong to him now#i love the og jesse too (thinking abt him makes me sad...)#but still.... i cant be the only one who has it bad for brown haired jung yeseo specifically#like i want to draw jesse he's pretty but#fsr i have the urge to draw jung yeseo like CONSTANTLY.#made this shitpost bc the thought is funny to me#me: biases the ''boring'' brownhaired 모태솔로 just some guy over his flashy prince form#also sidenote that first panel is so fucking funny to me OWYRJSGDJSS#DONT SHOW ME JESSES CHEST... IM CACKLING#HE HAS NO CHEST!!! shows me ce- *arrested and dragged away to the imperial prison*#gasping and wheezing for air its so funny... PFFFFTT#atp the webtoon artist has shown more fanservice of jesse than any other chara and that is so funny to me. theyre so unserious#im begging the webtoon artist to draw brown haired yeseo in his cardigan just one more time. just one more time i beg y#i wish they kept his comma bangs sidepart from the webnovel too...#my theory is that would have made him too handsome in 해그늘님’s artstyle and too many ppl would simp for him#so they had to nerf him to preserve his just some guy image#they were like on second thought its ooc for jung yeseo to know how to style his hair... just give him a bowlcut#(but he still looks gorgeous anyway)#but still... i would like to see it... but its ok. i'll just draw him instead KFJKSJS#see this is why i keep drawing him
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pomarrillo · 2 years ago
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timelapse for that loki piece! and some talking/sketching underneath as always
ouuugh this show made me sooo emo ooouuuugh
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sketch! this idea came to me right away, no other drafts. loved the idea of loki creating yggdrasil and how he used it to make a world (worlds? timelines??) for his friends to live in... even tho mobius is too heartbroken to know what to do with it😭
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and finally, color thumbnail! ngl im not too happy with this piece lol... i think the composition is pretty cool but it didn't really hit the emotions i was going for 🥹🥹 colors are also kinda wonk. maybe ill go round 2 for loki fanart... i really loved this show!
+some warm up doodles that got me in the groove for this piece
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ty for the support my friends 😭😭
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asmileforyourscrapbooks · 1 year ago
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HELPPP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING AT THIS BUT EARLIER TODAY WE WERE SPREADING MY GRANDPAS ASHES AND MY DAD ACCIDENTALLY POURED SOME ON HIS FOOT CUZ IT WAS KINDA WINDY AND LIKE AT A REST STOP ON THE WAY HOME HE WAS LIKE 'man whats in my shoe this is weird' AND HE WENT TO ENPTY IT OUT AND. IT WAS MY GRANDPA. I CANT STOP LAUGHING PLEASE HELP ME OH MY GOD
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madaqueue · 8 months ago
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WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL ME I SPELLED ‘DIVINE’ WRONG EVERY TIME
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apr1lias · 11 months ago
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Maverick can’t even get a good start in a practice session kms
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riioio · 20 days ago
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No longer lonely because I have your #tags to keep me company. Thank you, makes up for the many times a body can’t help wondering…”What *is* going on inside the heads of the audience out there?” 🐁
omg!!! omg! first time im ever responding to an ask this is so fun..!?! (°▽°) im so happy to hear my somewhat unhinged tags are welcomed and not too annoying or weird😅 i absolutely loveee your account and all the fantastic Data posts you have!! i shall keep up the tagging hard work! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ there are Many Data Thoughts yet to be discussed in this big brain of mine...! i will continue to speak my truth! /with silly intent
- rio/snail🐌 ☆〜(ゝ。∂)
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them0thking · 5 months ago
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Love that the most recent Invincible was just two episodes in one. It was honestly so good.
#damn it toby#i think i liked it better than the other three episodes this season so far#spoilers in the following tags!! reader be warned!!!#it was honestly really funny I was cackling at the overdramatic narrator in Allen & Nolans part#Mark HAS to have some trauma over killing the Immortal#like I know the Immortal was basically begging to die#and like fair enough you live for centuries watching everyone you love die#that's gonna fuck you up as a person#even just like#outliving civilizations will make you lose it#which to be honest I don't think present day Immortal is totally stable either for that reason but the future him is even more so unstable#so I don't blame Immortal at all for wanting to die#but also Mark worked with the guy and presumably knows him pretty well#even if they're not friends per say I imagine Mark at least respects the guy#and Mark already has issues killing people in general let alone someone he's even remotely close to/has at least some connection with#that's gotta put on some added baggage#Mark was already traumatized and this is certainly making it worse#also the second half with Allen and Nolan was just *chefs kiss*#the overdramatic narration was amazing#it reminds me of those old school superhero movies#its like something you'd hear out of an old superman movie but in a satire kind of way#it was so funny#also I love Nolans attitude in the situation#“this dude annoys me so much” *Allen almost dies* “Wait fuck I can't let my friend die”#also yeah I know the Viltrimites are overall the bad guy but I relate to that one dude#im not dying to a furry either my guy I'd fight back#no hate to furries but I'd be pissed af if one stabbed me#anyway there's only 50 full-blooded Viltrumites left???? What???
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ofcrxwns · 2 years ago
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can we just talk about the extensions for a second
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jungwnies · 4 months ago
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f1 grid (2/2) | pranking the parents
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୨ৎ : featuring : lando norris, oscar piastri, kimi antonelli, ollie bearman, and yuki tsunoda (click here for part one) ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by 🫐) : when you prank your boyfriend’s parents or sibling, he plays along a little too well...will they take your side?
୨ৎ : genre : comedy ୨ৎ : word count : 1350
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ᡣ𐭩 a/n : writing lando's literally took me out im cackling cus its too funny 😂
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ʚ・lando norris
you were sitting at the kitchen island, chatting with cisca while lando hovered nearby, scrolling on his phone.
“lando,” you called sweetly, “can you grab my drink from the counter?”
without looking up, he shrugged lazily.
“why don’t you get it yourself?”
silence.
deadly silence.
cisca, mid-sentence, stopped cold.
slowly, she turned her head toward lando, one eyebrow arching in immediate disapproval.
“i know you did not just say that to y/n.”
lando froze. his fingers twitched around his phone, his body suddenly hyper-aware of the way his mother’s gaze was boring into his soul.
he tried to play it cool, but cisca was already leaning forward, resting her elbows on the counter, her expression unimpressed and ready for war.
“you think because you drive fast cars, you can have a bad attitude?” she asked, voice dangerously calm.
lando gulped.
cisca wasn’t done.
“i don’t care if you’re a big f1 star,” she continued, voice steadily rising. “i raised you better than to be rude to your partner. you think i’d ever let your dad speak to me like that? hah!”
you had to bite your lip to hold back laughter.
cisca kept going, hands now firmly on her hips, leaning in like she was about to hand out a full-blown life lesson.
“i don’t care if you’re tired, i don’t care if you’ve won a race, and i definitely don’t care if you think you’re funny. you do not talk to y/n like that. get. your. ass. up. and. get. the. drink.”
lando, completely defeated, shot up so fast his chair nearly toppled over.
“yes, mum. right away, mum.”
you finally lost it, bursting into laughter as lando sprinted to the counter like his life depended on it.
cisca simply shook her head, sipping her tea. “honestly, y/n, if you ever get tired of him, just let me know. we’ll replace him.”
lando returned, setting your drink down in front of you with the most exaggerated care.
you smirked. “thanks, babe.”
lando shot you a pointed glare, mouthing, “i hate you for making me agree to doing this.”
cisca smacked the back of his head.
“be grateful.”
ʚ・oscar piastri
the three of you were seated at the dining table, nicole chatting animatedly about something while oscar focused on his plate.
you decided it was the perfect time to strike.
“oscar, can you pass me the salt?” you asked casually.
without even looking up, he muttered—
“get it yourself.”
silence.
nicole immediately froze mid-bite, fork hovering in the air.
you could practically feel the temperature drop as she slowly turned her head toward her son.
“excuse me? oscar jack piastri, you better try that again.”
oscar, still trying to play it cool, swallowed his food like he didn’t have a death sentence hanging over him.
“it’s not that seri—”
nicole’s fork clanked against her plate.
you almost lost it right there, watching oscar’s usually calm, unbothered demeanor slowly crumble under his mother’s unimpressed glare.
before she could unleash a full mum-lecture, you burst out laughing.
“it’s a prank!” you admitted, giggling as oscar let out a breath of relief.
nicole sighed dramatically, shaking her head.
“you two are insufferable.”
you wiped a tear from your eye, still laughing. “but did you see his face?”
oscar rolled his eyes, taking a sip of his drink. “yeah, yeah. ha ha. so funny.”
nicole, however, wasn’t done.
she turned to you, completely serious. “y/n, let me know if he ever does that for real—i’ll handle him.”
oscar choked on his drink. “mum—”
nicole raised an eyebrow. “you think i’m joking?”
you smirked, reaching for oscar’s hand. “i feel so protected.”
oscar groaned, covering his face.
he was never going to live this down.
ʚ・kimi antonelli
spending time with kimi’s family was always a wholesome experience—his mom, elisabetta, was warm and welcoming, and his little sister, maggie, was full of sass and always ready to call kimi out on his nonsense.
which is exactly why this prank was going to be golden.
the three of you were lounging in the living room, casually chatting while kimi scrolled through his phone, half-listening to the conversation.
you decided it was time.
“kimi, can you grab me some water?” you asked sweetly.
without looking up, he shrugged lazily.
“why don’t you do it yourself?”
instant regret.
maggie’s sharp gasp was immediate, and before kimi could react, she smacked his arm.
“kimi! that’s so rude! apologize right now!”
elisabetta, who had been calmly sipping her tea, slowly lowered her cup and turned to her son with a deadpan expression.
kimi blinked. “relax, i was joking—”
“joking? joking?!” elisabetta suddenly switched to full italian mom mode.
“ma che diavolo ti prende, kimi?! (what the hell is wrong with you, kimi?!)"
kimi winced. “mamma—”
“no, no, no! ti ho cresciuto meglio di così! (i raised you better than this!)”
maggie, shaking her head in pure disappointment, huffed. “i swear, i have to do everything,” she grumbled, already marching to the kitchen to get the water herself.
at this point, you were crying with laughter, clutching your stomach as kimi sat there getting absolutely destroyed in two languages.
finally, he gave up, rubbing his face in defeat.
“it was a prank...” he muttered, sighing dramatically.
elisabetta narrowed her eyes.
maggie returned with the water, setting it down in front of you with a proud smile.
“there you go, y/n. because i’m a decent human being.”
kimi groaned, burying his face in his hands. “i hate all of you.”
you smirked, taking a sip. “ah, refreshing.”
ʚ・ollie bearman
you were in the cereal aisle, reaching for a box on the top shelf, but it was just out of your grasp.
“babe,” you called sweetly, “can you grab that for me?”
ollie, without even hesitating, smirked and said, “nah, figure it out.”
silence.
his little sister’s jaw dropped.
she turned to him so fast, you swore you heard a whoosh.
“what did you just say to her?!”
ollie barely had time to react before she grabbed the nearest object—a pack of biscuits—and chucked it at him.
“ow—what the hell?!” ollie yelped, barely managing to dodge it.
she crossed her arms, glaring up at him like he had committed an actual crime.
“go get it before i tell mum you were being rude.”
ollie, still laughing but also fearing for his life, threw his hands up. “it was a prank, relax!”
his sister huffed, clearly unimpressed, before looking at you. “you don’t deserve this, y/n, you deserve someone better than my lazy brother, i think even i deserve a less lazy brother.”
ollie sighed, grabbing the cereal box and placing it in your hands.
“there, happy?”
his sister snatched the biscuits back off the floor. “no. i’m still telling mum.”
ollie groaned as you laughed, completely entertained.
this was definitely worth it.
ʚ・yuki tsunoda
you were seated at a small corner table, enjoying your drinks, when you realized your phone was just out of reach.
“yuki,” you asked sweetly, “can you pass me my phone?”
yuki, barely looking up from his coffee, scoffed.
“what, you can’t reach?” (ironic right...)
instant. regret.
his mum immediately stopped mid-sip, slowly setting her teacup down with an audible clink.
the café noise seemed to fade into the background as she turned, her eyes narrowing.
“tsunoda yuki! nani yatteru no!?” ("what are you doing!?")
yuki froze.
his back straightened like he was about to receive a race penalty.
“kaa-san, it was a joke!” ("mom, it was a joke!")
she stared at him for one long, judging second before exhaling sharply, picking up her tea again.
“hmph. no dinner for you tonight.”
your laughter exploded out of you, nearly choking on your drink as yuki gaped.
“what?! no, wait—”
his mum casually sipped her tea, unfazed. “you want to be rude? then you can eat air.”
yuki turned to you in pure betrayal.
“look what you did,” he muttered, shoving your phone toward you.
you smirked, taking it. “thank you, babe.”
he huffed. “i hate this family.”
his mum simply shrugged. “i’ll see if i feel bad later.”
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fics-lovebot · 5 days ago
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park sunghoon fic recs - pt.2
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· ♡ · · tysm to the amazing creative minds of the writers for giving me sevaral moments of joy reading your creations
pls reblog if you like any of my recs and don´t forget to support authors!❤️
note: i´m in love with this man´s teeth
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fwb!sunghoon - ( @vampjaeyun ) angst. the ending :)))))))))))))))))) i´ll let yall see for yourselves. i almost crashed out at worK
is it a crime to be attracted to my girl? - ( @youngheejay ) suggestive, bf!sunghoon. lmaooooo this man was stressed oUT. and not him calling the others "bitchless losers" i cant
king of tears - ( @enhaflixer ) ANGST, fluff, smut. Chaebol Husband!Sunghoon, slow burn, second chance rom. WHAT COMES AFTER 7???? this is honestly amazing, i´ve never read a kdrama inspired fic like this one, so so good. and as the Angsty Fic Ambassador, i aprove tf out of this skdjfkjf, also SUNOO AND NIKI HAD ME CACKLING. After you´re done, read this one too
the dollmaker - ( @faeyun ) smut, fluff lowk, husband!sunghoon, dark gothic heavy themes (read warnings). YUUUPPPP, this is an art piece right here. wowwww, author i love ur brain, i´ve never read anything like this!
just married - ( @bywons ) FLUFF, down bad!sunghoon (YOU ALREADY KNOW IM EATING TS UPPP), drunk!sunghoon, not him wanting to elope and get married after breakdancing at a friend´s wedding, i love this sm
hoodie thief - ( @tobiosbbyghorl ) smut, fluff, roomamate!sunghoon, he´s a total boobs guy (canon) so him losing it over them isn´t strange lmao, loved this
downbad - ( @jaylaxies ) texts, downbad!hoon (YURRRRR). man wTF is wrong him lmaooo not him getting off of a nICKNAME like??? why he freakyY (my type fr)
in the next life - ( @darlingyus ) FLUFF, THAT´S IT. ;((((((((((((((((((((( pls i neeD HIM
the way i loved you - ( @thatfeelinwhenyou ) angst, fluff, exes to lovers, second chance romance, slow burn, figure skater ex!sunghoon x sports journalist!reader. STOP EVERYTHING YOU´RE DOING RN AND READ THIS!!! it has it ALLLL. author really went off on this one wowwww, i lit go out of my way to find books like this (can´t find them most of the time) and you´re sharing your creative big brain with us for free?????? im-
letting him fuck your bsf - ( @nephynes ) smut, bf!hoon, voyeurism, angst, manipulation, possessiveness, jealousy, toxic dynamics, rough sex, etc (i ate that shit up). listen,,,i´m usually not into these type of plots BUTTTTT, let me explain, this is differentttttttt sdfjkghlksjgh i have a love hate relationship with this piece idk. reader´s request is crazy and i would nEVER but he handled that shit like a king, had me folding and everything damn
farmer´s daughter - ( @calumcxke ) suggestive af, secret relationship, farmer´s daughter!reader, downbad!sunghoon (YUHH). daaamnnnnnn this was hot asf
slow down - ( @itsminjify ) smut, situationship, hockey player!sunghoon, possessive simpy!hoon (IKTR!), IM TALM BOUT INNNIIIITTTTTTTTT, #needthat
ragebait - ( @okwonyo ) text au, comfort crack, downbad!sunghoon (atp make me president of the down bad mmc community). basically sunghoon likes em crazy lmao, i swear i need a whole series based on this
a cure for frostbite - ( @iyoonjh ) fluff, angsty, royal!sunghoon x apothecary!reader, forbidden love, historical romance. sunghoon is a desperate lovesick YEARNERRRRR, we love to see it. ugh, this is so beautifully written, 500 notes its NOT ENOUGH for this art piece
ERROR 404. word limit reached - ( @hoonstrology ) fluff, angst, college!au, classmates!au, slow burn-ish, strangers to lovers, lowk loser!sunghoon (WE CHEERED). everybody say: THANK YOU AUTHORRRR FOR THIS ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE!!!1 girl i could kiss you rn
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temiizpalace · 10 months ago
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☆┊DRESS TO IMPRESS!
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SUMMARY: playing dress to impress with him!
CHARACTERS: all dorms + others
GENRE: fluff
WARNINGS: none
NOTES: i feel so bad for having people with requests wait so long but im losing ideas and idk what to write 😭😭😭 please bear with me event requesters,,,,, ik i suck at this
reader gender is not mentioned, reader not specified to be yuu
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VERY COMPETITIVE
if he catches you trolling it’s on sight. he takes this game very seriously, and refuses to get anything lower than 3rd. when you play together and ask to duo, he carries. you’ll see him with the most impressive and beautiful outfit you’ve ever seen and watch him lose his mind when he gets 5th. he spams poses, like in full concentration mode. also a very harsh critic. if he sees you off theme it’s an immediate 1 star, no exceptions. anytime he critiques your outfit you feel like an office worker with an overly harsh boss that demands better. he also probably has VIP. and beef with 10 year olds. (so think of when caseoh plays, but less yelling)
riddle, azul, jamil, vil, rollo
PLAYED IT AS A JOKE : IS NOW HOOKED
at first he thought it was just a dumb and silly dress up game for girls.. boy was he wrong. when he first played with you, he was expecting to hate this game to its core. he was a troller at first, purposefully making dumb outfits that don’t even match, barely adding anything to his outfit at all. suddenly, something in his mind flipped, and now he’s addicted. you’ll catch him sometimes playing his free time, teasing someone like him for playing a dress up game. not that you have room to talk. duos are fun, he likes being partners with you. he’s probably the kind of guy to vote everyone one star and then vote you five, but he expects five stars in return.
deuce, ruggie, epel, idia, skully j. graves
LOVES THE GAME
he’s played this before, he loves it! dressing up in cute outfits and watching other people dress up in cute outfits? why wouldn’t he play? and to play with you? that’s even better! wouldn’t be as competitive as the first category, but does take the game seriously. he doesn’t despise trolls, actually laughs at them sometimes. he does find it unfair they make the podium sometimes, but it’s really just a game. he loves duoing with you and wearing matching outfits, absolutely adorable! he either votes pretty fairly or votes everyone five stars depending on who they are. please play more with him, he loves this game!
cater, kalim, rook, ortho, lilia, neige
NOT THAT INTERESTED
what’s the appeal to it? it’s just playing dress up, nothing special. he’ll play once in awhile with you, but don’t expect it to be a regular thing. it’s just not his cup of tea. obviously since he doesn’t play often, his outfits are subpar. nothing podium worthy. votes pretty fairly, giving criticism and critique on other people’s outfits (though his aren’t that much better). he doesn’t mind being a duo with you, but you definitely carry. personally he thinks trollers are ruining the game and making it annoying for those who play religiously. overall, just a dress up game. would play but only if you play too.
trey, leona, jack, sebek, silver
THE TROLLER
is that one guy who has nothing on their character and walks onto the stage with no hair or makeup. skin tone is still at the default, colors on the clothes are unchanged, and it’s all on purpose too! would dress up in dumb outfits for a completely different theme and loves watching people argue about it in the chat. votes everybody one star because they’re just silly like that! absolutely cackles if he gets on the podium and loves watching the server get into fights about it. you don’t duo with him, you know better. loved playing with you, but it doesn’t seem the feeling is mutual.
ace, jade, floyd, che’nya
HOW TO POWER HANDHELD DEVICE
teach him how to use a phone first. doesn’t know how to log in to his account. when he joins the game, poor baby kept running into walls trying to put on shoes. outfits are usually incomplete or unchanged because he doesn’t know how to take off accessories or how to put them on. votes fair enough, but doesn’t ever make the podium. if you ask to duo, you’ll have to teach him cause he also doesn’t know about that either. basically just a big man baby who needs help using technology for the first time.
malleus
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A/N: obsessed with this game lately (idia would know all the lana lore)
date published: 10/10/24
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wendichester · 4 months ago
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please can I request a Sam x reader (already dating) based off the episode with the rabbits foot, I think it could be rlly funny bc he’s getting lucky then he loses the rabbits foot and it would be cute if ‘reader’ is like worried sjd looking after him
btw im loving the Castiel fics
-💌
。𖦹°‧ a stroke of bad luck,
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summary. who needs a lucky charm when they have you?
pairing. sam winchester x reader genre. fluff
wordcount. 395
notes. okay, but i love that episode so much. thank you for requesting and for the support lovely 🤭🩷
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Sam is untouchable.
At first, it’s hilarious.
You watch, utterly baffled, as he trips over a crack in the sidewalk and somehow lands perfectly upright with an abandoned lottery ticket stuck to his boot. You both laugh about it—until he scratches it off and wins five hundred dollars.
“What the hell?” you murmur, staring at the numbers.
Sam just shrugs, grinning like an idiot. “Guess it’s my lucky day.”
It doesn’t stop there. He tosses a coffee cup toward the trash from across the diner—swish. Calls a wrong number and accidentally gets an FBI informant to spill actual case intel. Even Dean starts getting annoyed when Sam cleans him out at poker.
“Alright, what gives?” you ask, arms crossed.
Dean rolls his eyes. “Rabbit’s foot. Found it on a hunt.”
You frown. “Wait—the cursed rabbit’s foot?”
Dean shrugs. “It’s fine. Long as he doesn’t lose it.”
He loses it.
And suddenly, Sam is not fine.
It starts small—he knocks over three cups of coffee before noon, gets a parking ticket in a no-ticket zone, and somehow manages to rip his jacket sleeve just putting it on.
Then things escalate.
You’re crossing the street together when his shoelace snaps. He stumbles—right into an oncoming cyclist, sending them both crashing to the ground. You’re horrified and fuss over him while Dean cackles from the sidewalk.
“You’re cursed,” you say, gripping his arm as he limps back to the car.
Sam groans. “Yeah, I noticed.”
And now, you’re stuck to his side like glue. Every time he moves, you’re there—catching, redirecting, shielding.
When he drops his phone? You catch it.
When he nearly sits on a sharp piece of metal? You yank him away.
When he accidentally pulls a cabinet door off its hinges? You pry it out of his hands before he takes himself out with it.
Dean finds the whole thing hysterical. Of course, he does.
“Dude,” he wheezes, wiping tears from his eyes, “she’s your own personal bodyguard.”
You scowl at him. “He needs one.”
Sam sighs, resting his forehead against your shoulder. “I hate this day.”
You press a kiss into his hair, gently rubbing his back. “I know, babe. Let’s just try to keep you in one piece until we fix this, yeah?”
He groans again but doesn’t pull away.
Dean just snickers. “Guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.”
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