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Well here it is as promised! I made a resolution that in 2024 every month i would make a surprise wav for one of my snzblr friends, so i made a random wheel with friends on it and spun it so this months friend is *drum roll* @ithadtobesneezing
I had this thought a long time ago and well I had to put it to use! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the hc that T/oge can make Y/uta snez from the cursed energy, so of course I ran with that..also my own hc that T/oge is sensitive to champagne. So without further rambling enjoy!
guide: Bonito flakes (agreement), Caviar (curse word like fuck or shit),samon (agreement but more casually kinda like the word whatever), mustard leaf (im sorry, or apologetic)
For my peeps with audio/hearing issues transcript is below
TOGE: and YUTA:
YUTA: Here to a job well done *clicks glasses*
TOGE: Bonito flakes
YUTA: hey don’t be like that you did amazing! I mean that move where you jumped of that railing and you slide on your heels that was strght out of a action movie
TOGE: *sniffs and rubs at his nose* Salmon
YUTA: think how rare this we actually get to just hang out and have a drink TOGE: ther…it is nice is it not?
TOGE: hmm *nods and sips and hiccups*
YUTA: oh I guess you would be a lightweight haha
TOGE: hmm*grumpling before sniffling
YUTA: oh im sorry I didn’t mean to make you upset are you-
TOGE: sneezes 2 times in quick succession
YUTA: ohh,oh um *hitches* bless you *sneezes harshly* bless you
TOGE: Mustard leaf
YUTA: you do not need to apologize it happens, *sneezes* phew a few sneezes are not going to kill me
TOGE: *in his head* but it is my fault, this would not be happening if I Wasn’t so weak*
YUTA: hey hey no look at me I know that face, no this isn’t your fault, heck if I wasn’t so su*starts hitching* susceptible *sneezes harshly again* ugh phew sorry this would not be a issue
TOGE: laughs and grabs a couple napkin
YUTA: hey I said issue not tissue snez again harshly
TOGE: just take it
YUTA: *blow nose before looking up starlted* wahh did you actually just speak to me oh wow
TOGE: hmm Salmon *sips more drink*
YUTA: wow you much really trust me..or your drunk
TOGE: *flustered gay noise before hitching*
YUTA: oh go ahead
TOGE: fanning face before ducking into his sleeve with snez 1….2
YUTA: *hitching* go one 1 more
TOGE: sneeze
YUTA: sneeze…ugh bless us
TOGE: mumbles and runs out of bar
YUTA: hey wait don’t go, where are you going
TOGE: in alleyway *stupid stupid I’m sorry this is all my fault he should not be anywhere near me
YUTA: TOGE: yoge where are you hey come out dude come on
TOGE: all I have to do is stay quite I can do tha*-hitch oh no not now
YUTA: wait what is that I can feel his cursed energy…. I can sense him…
TOGE: no no..not like this now..large snez
YUTA: woah hey no need to run I am unarmed. I didn’t need to search that hard hey no,no look at me…you eyes are all red so is your nose…have you ever had champagne before?
TOGE: shacks head
YUTA: I think you might be allergic to it
TOGE: Caviar
YUTA: hey you kiss your mother with that mouth come on lets get you back
TOGE: whines and rubs at his nose
YUTA: I know allergies suck; I know better then most this *points at his face* nose of mine I definitely understand try to not to rub at it will just make the itch worse
TOGE: sniffs and rubs and sneeze
YUTA: see what did I tell you..oh great now I have to *hitches*
YUTA: sneezes trice *with stronger intensity*
TOGE: blessing him after each one
TOGE: activating his curse technique stop it
YUTA: hitches and stops hey…what
TOGE: Caviar..clears throat commands him to sneeze
YUTA: sneezes harshly into his chest….oh thank gojo…oh my gosh I didn’t even know you could do that, stop a body from functioning *sneezes* wow that really cool
TOGE: bonito flakes
YUTA: im not complaining but try not to do that again I don’t know how much more my nose can take
TOGE: cute sneeze
YUTA: laughs bless you *kiss* I love you, lets go home
#sneeze#snez#audio#sneezy#snezaudio#sneezeaudio#wav#j/jksnezwav#j//jkwav#j//jk#j//jk snz#t/oge#y/uta#i love my frends#frends wav#aster i hope you like it!!!!#i hope i did the boys justice
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Here are my g/eto s/uguru snz hc!
Hc prompt
General q’s (will do the rest later if anyone wants)
🐶Default volume? Any reason why?
Quiet, but only cause he stifles. He finds it more polite, especially if someone is talking and he needs to sneeze. (His natural sneeze is loud and disruptive)
🐱Triggers? (In order from most to least)
Smoke(literally in love with this hc), incense, only certain types of flowers, dust
🐭how do they cover? Actions during sneeze
Pinches his nose to stifle them
🐹Actions post snz?
He usually says “sorry, excuse me” especially if he interrupted something. Doesn’t blow his nose right away unless it starts to affect his voice, and even then he won’t do it in-front of someone
🐰Light vs severe head cold?
I feel like he’s prone to fevers, gets slightly embarrassed about being sick cause he doesn’t wanna be seen as weak and needing pity
🦊How many times is a lot for the character?
Maybe 3 at most unless it’s smoke then he will have a huge fit
🦄what is their attitude on sneezing?
Isn’t embarrassed by sneezing but is worried about people thinking he is gross and also he hates being disruptive. Also he will get embarrassed if someone draws attention to it!
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Winter storm is on it's way and there's still a hole in my wall, so there's a major draft with temperatures getting to freezing/snow and we have no central heating
However trying to explain to friends I'll be fine is so funny because I have: a small desk heater, a heated blanket, and Arson
That laptop's vents are on the back, not underneath it, and all it takes is for me to play a youtube video or open one (1) game and he will be producing very hot air. I kid you not that laptop will keep this room warm
#if i get everything set up ill take a pic of it#sara shush#im also super bundled#worse case scenerio if we lose power then ill become ill just perish/j#jk ill get in my car#also candles#small reminder to go CHARGE YOUR DEVICES if you're in the path and do not live in an area that gets snow often
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lovelovelovehim
#djo#joe keery#my-gifs#jk-gifs#djo-gifs#joekeeryedit#jkeeryedit#djodit#ps this was roddy posted by triple j but it’s been taken offline :(
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250613 Big Hit's Tweet
[#오늘의방탄] 613 행복한 하루였어요! 다시 꺼내보아도 반짝일 오늘, 잘 간직할게요💜 #오늘의제이홉 #제이홉 #jhope #BTS #방탄소년단 #HOPE_ON_THE_STAGE_TOUR_FINAL #HOS_TOUR_FINAL #jhope_TOUR #BTSARMY
[#Today'sBangtan] 613 was a happy day! Whenever I take it out and look at it again, today will still sparkle. I'll treasure it well💜
#Today'sJhope #jhope #BTS #HOPE_ON_THE_STAGE_TOUR_FINAL #HOS_TOUR_FINAL #jhope_TOUR #BTSARMY
Trans cr; Annie @ bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS
#250613#j hope#jhope#j-hope#hoseok#jin#seokjin#jk#jungkook#bts#bangtan#todays bangtan#todaysbangtan#official#big hit#bighit#photo#twitter#x#hos tour#hope on the stage#hope on the stage tour
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manga where a teenage girl is isekaied into a dostoevsky novel as the grizzled 20+ year old male protagonist but she isn't phased whatsoever because her special interest was 19th century russian literature
#i am somewhat of a genius visionary /j (jk i just have autism)#fyodor dostoevsky#dostoevsky#russian literature#manga#literature#nunnie.txt
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i love these two
#art#forsaken#my art#chance#chance forsaken#doodles#homicidalporkchops#roblox forsaken#wbf#whiteboard fox#mafioso#chance x mafioso#mafioso x chance#mafioso forsaken#doublefedora#i love these gays so much#I HATE THAT STUPID GAMBLER!!!! /j#hes me jk
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#womeninmalefields trend from tiktok bc (Y/N) is sick of their shit
this was literally the first thing i started doodling as soon as I was free from the semester, goodnight.
original images below <3






#x reader#female reader#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#skully j graves#twst x reader#fem reader#reader insert#twisted wonderland x reader#riddle rosehearts#cater diamond#jamil viper#epel felmier#azul ashengrotto#shitpost#holy tags#up next on my wip; wanderer oiled up idk#jk it MIGHT be ace again#ace (and others) featuring ihatemybf trend from tiktok YUP YUPPP#tune in slash j
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so to the 3 people who requested id/ad/ori and meg/um/i stuff -after 3 months I finally got around to it! sorry it is like beyond late but hey i did it i voiced the bbys- is the idea original... nope, is it rushed.... hell yeah am i still finding their voices.... yes---but i still want to post it (im trying to be better about being a perfectionist)
‼️ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ‼️
summery: it/a/dori and fush/i/guro get sent on a mission in the winter-after the mission y/uj/i wants to sit outside by the fire and meg/u/mi joins him- reacts to the smoke from the fire and ita/do/ri is catching a cold!! they both deny any issues, until it gets too much and they both go inside for some much needed warmth
so yeah last post of the year! ENJOY
GOODNIGHT! < 3
#sneeze#snez#audio#snezaudio#sneezeaudio#j/jksnezwav#j//jkwav#j//jk#j//jk snz#me/gumi#it/dori#audio post
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"But we need to separate the art from the artist..."
NO. STOP.
"Separating the art from the artist" and "death of the author" does not mean what most people think it means, and i am so sick of people using this as an excuse for an artists horrible behaviour. Yes, i am looking at you, J.K Rowling and Till Lindemann (and so many more.)
"Death of the author" is a LITERARY THEORY that argues that the meaning of a piece of art is determined by the readers interpretation, not the authors intention. It is a TOOL used by LITERARY STUDIES to determine the meaning of a piece of art.
It is not a good argument in an everyday discussion about problematic authors. And it is certainly not an excuse for people to keep supporting artists (and art!) that are queerphobic, transphobic, anti-feminisitc, antisemitic and misogynistic.
And no, "separation of artist and art" is not a reason to ignore the problematic views of the author that are INHERENTLY INCOPORATED in the art.
DO NOT EVER use "death of the author" or "separate art from artist" as an excuse. It is not.
#j k rowling#jk rowling#harry potter#till lindemann#rammstein#fuck rowling#trans#death of the author#art#rant#rant post#fuck jkr#no
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ermmm... 2bhank sadomasochism anyone? 😅
uncensored + bonus :3
#im never drawing anything ever again#jk. i WILL keep making weirder 2bhank art and i think more people should too#they r so abnormal about eachother and i need to get that point across. someone put these two in the ward already#madness combat#madcom#madness project nexus#hank j wimbleton#hank j. wimbleton#2bdamned#doc madness combat#2bhank#art tag#suggestive
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2025 and nothing has changed
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[BANGTAN BOMB] 3J Unit Photo Shooting behind
#bts#jung hoseok#j-hope#bts j-hope#jeon jungkook#jungkook#bts jungkook#park jimin#jimin#bts jimin#bangtan#bangtan sonyeondan#3j#btsgif#btsedit#bts gifs#hobi gifs#jk gifs#jimin gifs#my gifs#3j unit shoot
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250611 J-Hope's Instagram Story
Welcome back ❤️🔥
Video Translation: JM: I didn't think you were going to do all this. JM: But anyway, thank you!
Trans cr; Aditi @ bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS
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rewatching all the spiderman movies and in spiderman i i know jj jameson is kind of a money-grubbing asshole but always remember when the green goblin was theatening his life asking for spiderman’s photographer, jameson lied. he was being held by the neck by this psycho flying bomb, has no reason to believe he will survive this, and peter is right there in the room, but HE LIES. he protects peter, and, albeit unknowingly, gives peter time to suit up and come back for him. but he doesn’t know spiderman is coming. he doesn’t trust spiderman, he has no way of knowing if he’ll survive this encounter, and the odds aren’t in his favor. so yeah, jameson kinda sucks, but remember that moment, when he saves peter’s life, almost at the cost of his own.
#spiderman#spider-man 1#tobey maguire#willem dafoe#jk simmons#peter parker#green goblin#norman osborn#j jonah jameson
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