#james patrick march headcanons

[misscherrys-world]

༒I’d love to dance tango with James P. March

[vizjpmdose]

୨ৎ ──── jpm's entry in the 5 love languages. ────

⭑.ᐟ warnings : possessiveness, mention of murder

𓏲 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖ a/n: : first time posting stuffs like this and this is a long one! | these are his greenflag versions (this has been in my draft for an eternity) English is not my first language so I apologize if you spot any grammatical errors that I'm not aware of.

JPM x wife fem!reader.

PHYSICAL TOUCH

for him, physical touch is his way to remind ownership but also genuine devotion to his lover.

for example, if someone is trying to flirt with you he'd suddenly just appear behind you and suddenly pulling you close to him by grabbing your waist softly in front of that person.

"darling, who's he?" he spoke with a forced smile, glancing at you and the man while he gives your waist a soft squeeze as he shows ownership.

can be a PDA king

with showing devotion, physical touch is his way to remind you of how important you are to him

keeping a hand on the small of your back while walking around in the hotel

loves to trace your facial features/body

imagine having a talk with him while just relaxing in bed, he listens to whatever you're saying while he traces a part of your body (waist, arm, legs) or facial features (jawline, lips, cheekbone)

he could be doing it while making eye contact with you while you're speaking or his eyes could be at your body part/facial feature that he's tracing while you speak.

it gives you extreme butterflies specially that he's humming in response from time to time while busy tracing your body with his fingers.

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION:

this man has a very wide vocabulary, he's a master with his words.

he's the best in wooing using his words that he's sure of being very effective on you.

he actually doesn't excel in comforting with words:(

But worry not! He's good in encouraging you with words.

"you, my dear is the best. You don't have to stress about it just to prove it to me, because I knew ever since the day I saw you that you're going to be the perfect lady of the Cortez."

Very resourceful with his words, very witty.

you'd receive appreciation phrases that are very high standard coded

FLIRTS VERY GENTLEMANLY!

"Such a sight for sore eyes. Surely, my favorite sight for tonight." 

he loves the reaction he gets from you with when he flirts with you using fancy idioms. 

He actually could write poem/poetries and it would be all about you.

loves to brag about you, he brags about you to other people even though you're not around. He loves to publicly speak about you and your relationship with him.

QUALITY TIME:

this man is a sucker for attention. 

he prefers spending quality time with you by having a conversation during a fancy dinner or having a conversation while drinking or smoking together.

would literally host a dinner nightly if you'd agree.

Loves to play cards with you every night before going to sleep 

There's a lot of secrets in the Cortez that no one knows but him. If you're a curious one, he'd find joy to walk you around the Cortez, telling you facts about every area that you both visit. 

"This feels like a museum date, right darling?" 

In a conversation, he's always the talker but loves to be a listener when it comes to you so that he can spend more time with you while having a conversation.

He loves taking you to the grand empty ballroom of the Cortez for slow and elegant dances with him when you both are feeling elegantly romantic. He would put on a vintage jazz or classical music record.

If you're an adventurous type just like him, he'd be so so happy to go on a killing spree with you. He’d admire that about you, pushing you to be bolder, more daring, much like he did in his own life. Times like these would be his core memories with you.

ACT OF SERVICE:

This man is the number 1 real gentleman and that's for you only. 

Yes, let's say he uses his gentleman side to lure his victims in but that gentleman side is fake. He'd only be a real gentleman when it's for you. 

He opens doors for you and pulls out chairs for you 

He makes sure he attends your needs before you can even ask. 

He's highly observant/highly perceptive, he does everything you need or want before you even voice them.

"I will give perfection to such a perfect person like you, my love." What can I say? This man is such a simp.

When you have any problems, he'd do anything to help you with it or he'll be the one to fix it for you.

He's always mindful for your physical comfort, he'd always make sure that his staffs are giving you what you want and what you need if he's not around, and whatever that makes you feel pampered.

He gets mad at his staffs when you have any complains or when he observes that you're not feeling comfortable enough.

With protecting you from harm in the Cortez, He would use his power and influence to keep you safe from the dangers.

If one of the ghosts in the Cortez dares to disrespect you or interact with you in a way that you or he doesn't approve of.. James would swiftly and ruthlessly handle the situation.

GIFT GIVING:

No. 1 sugar daddy material

When you get upset and doesn't know how to comfort you, he'd shower you with expensive jewelries and stuffs that he knows that you like.

Everything he gifts you will be expensive, this man values good quality all of the time

He sends Liz to the outside world to buy these gifts he'll give to you.

"If I were just allowed to leave the hotel I wouldn't hesitate to go out alone to buy you these lavish things myself, a high quality man like me knows a lot about high quality things that deserves to be in my queen's grasp." 

Expect gifts on random days because anytime he'd think of an item that he thinks you would like, he'd action on getting it immediately.

He lives for your reactions, praises, and compliments when he surprises you with gifts. 

[saintlucretia]

guys, are we ready?

i want him biblically. till neighbours call the police.

who said that.

pls let me know if you want to be tagged!!

[fear-is-truth]

idk if requests are still open i hope i’m here in time!!!

do you think the evans have a type, if so what is it?

good luck with university!!!! ^__^

❛ THE EVANS & THEIR "TYPES" ❜

ft. tate langdon ‧ kit walker ‧ kyle spencer ‧ james patrick march ‧ kai anderson ‧ austin sommers ‧ ೯⠀⁺ ⠀ 𖥻 𝗢𝟭 ⠀ᰋ

𝓐/𝒏 : i didn’t include physical attributes… so this is more like a psychological profile of their romantic references!

꣑ৎ ‎ :‎ masterlist﹒꒱

⟢ 𝓣𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝓛𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.

tate is most drawn to individuals who exist slightly outside the social current. introverted, often mislabeled as “the misfit”, “the hopeless romantic,” or the “manic pixie dream girl”.

he admires people who are private about their suffering, but are deeply perceptive when it appears in someone else. sensitive soul <3

morbidity appeals to him; though he prefers it genuine rather than stylised/ edgy on purpose. dark humour, fatalistic (or even nihilistic) outlooks, offhand comments about death. he finds solace in those who have made peace with alienation.

tate is intensely touch-starved. he also tends toward enmeshment, and becomes very distressed by perceived distance or emotional ambiguity. (remember the hurt on his face when he tells violet she’s ‘changed’. )

though he doesn’t seek a caregiver consciously, tate is hypersensitive to subtle maternal gestures and leans heavily on anyone who offers emotional containment. #mommyissues

conflict-avoidant to a fault. arguments (even minor ones), raised voices, direct criticism, or visible anger will cause him to spiral entirely. his ideal partner communicates passively or through suggestion—someone who soothes & forgives in advance.

the deeper bond tends to form with whose household is steeped in neglect or control. these dynamics mirror his own and allow for a level of unspoken mutual understanding.

⟢ 𝓚𝐈𝐓 𝓦𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

kit is a family-oriented man, and his romantic instincts are shaped by practicality.

he’s drawn to women who are unapologetically themselves—flirtation and self-promotion don’t really register with him. kit values competence and care, especially when it’s habitual.

i think what matters most to him is moral clarity. a consistent sense of what’s right, and a willingness to live by it.

he avoids drama in every form. emotionally volatile partners, people who escalate unnecessarily, or expect emotional availability on demand… he can’t manage that.

not good with passive-aggression. he appreciates clarity, even if it’s blunt. actually, he prefers the latter.

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝓚𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝓢𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

despite his environment, kyle doesn’t fit the mold of the archetypal frat boy. he participates in the rituals (e.g. parties, team loyalty, surface-level camaraderie) but emotionally, he’s kind of out of sync with the culture /pos. the traits that draw him in are not status-based or sexually performative, but emotional depth.

emotional intelligence appeals to him. a genuine capacity for perspective-taking. he takes notices on how someone treats people without seeking social reward: how they speak to waitstaff, whether they listen to strangers without interrupting. kindness registers to him as real when it isn’t selective.

empathy matters—but only when it’s sincere. he’s quick to pick up on disingenuous behaviour.

socially, he’s wary of cruelty disguised as humour. he avoids girls who mock others to gain approval. it embarrasses him, and it diminishes his interest.

he’s intellectually open, but not academic. what interests him is curiosity, not expertise. a girl who’s an avid reader, asks questions, talks social awareness matters to him.

he’s drawn to girls who are a little introverted, maybe bookish. if she’s artistic, even better—especially if it comes with some awkwardness around her own talent. he’s quick to admire what others are modest about.

romantically, kyle needs emotional reciprocity. he gives a lot—attention, affection, physical closeness—and what keeps him invested is a partner who matches that energy.

⟢ 𝓙𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝓟𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝓜𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.

he seeks out a partner who embodies control. he’s most intrigued by those who treat their own emotions as private property.

he loses interest quickly in those who are eager to please. worship bores him; as easy surrender offers no challenge.

sexually, his dominance is complicated by a masochistic streak ! he’s most aroused when his partner withholds, or even better, humiliates him with elegance. his interactions with the countess illustrate this split clearly. in fact, her contempt only serves to excites him. her dominance doesn’t emasculate—it heightens his obsession for her. in other words, pain from someone exquisite is inherently sexy.

artifice doesn’t count as a flaw in his book; it’s a virtue. he associates restraint with superiority.

he’s not looking for emotional reciprocity. what he wants is mutual fixation and obsession.

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝓚𝐀𝐈 𝓐𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

his attraction to women is deeply conflicted. ideologically, he positions himself above them and frames women as emotionally erratic and biologically inferior. but emotionally, he attaches to women who are complex, articulate, and honestly difficult to manage. this paradox defines most of his romantic behaviour. he wants control, but control over the inert bores him. he needs the illusion of struggle.

his misogyny is quite behavioural. he disrespects women as a class but places immense value on individual exceptions—women who have proven their absolute loyalty. his ideal partner is someone who’s articulate and politically engaged, emotionally resilient, clever enough to contribute to the cult, but never eclipses his brilliance.

kai is drawn to strong-willed women, particularly those with a history of trauma that hasn’t flattened them. he values resistance, but only when it precedes submission. women who’ve survived ruin and still function provide him with two essential rewards: fuel his saviour complex and validate his self-image as a transformative force.

his attraction is laced with power anxiety. he wants intelligence in his partner, provided it’s passive. perception, not direction. he admires confidence, but punishes disobedience. the ideal partner maintains a delicate balance: she challenges him just enough to make things interesting, but yields so that his dominance is never in question.

his ideal partner is someone in ideological flux. (e.g. former idealists, lapsed feminists, disillusioned activists) people who once believed in something larger, only to lose it. that absence becomes an opening. he positions himself as a replacement for that lost belief system.

what appeals to him is the aftermath: women who’ve survived ruin and are still functional, still sharp. trauma that didn’t flatten them but stripped away their naïveté.

he values resistance, but only when it eventually bends. strong will is attractive to him insofar as it can be redirected. the perfect partner is someone difficult to win over—to make her eventual submission feel meaningful.

as we all know, kai intellectualises dominance. he couches it in rhetoric, in order to avoid confronting its emotional core: a profound, (often repressed) desire for being ‘mothered’. domesticity is deeply erotic to him when it’s offered without emasculation.

most of his relationships become power experiments—escalations of psychological stress followed by intensely intimate reconciliation. he’s a deeply toxic lover.

being the tension-filled mf that he is, kai needs ideological pushback, emotional distance, sexual withholding—but only until he wins. and he always intends to win.

⟢ 𝓐𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝓢𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.

austin is attracted to people who mirror parts of himself back at him. he seeks provocation, brilliance and theatrical friction. he’s most alive around people who can match his freak.

intellect is a prerequisite, but only when paired with flair. he’s deeply charmed by verbal agility.

he’s drawn to ambition. not just careerism, though. he respects people who want to be exceptional, and resents those who orbit greatness without cultivating their own. his ideal partner isn’t simply a lover but a rival, a muse, a co-conspirator. someone with questionable morals, impeccable taste, and a flexible sense of shame.

aesthetically, he likes androgynous beauty.

 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑-𝐈𝐒-𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 2025 — all rights reserved. do not repost, translate, or plagiarise my content. ꕀ

[redroses07]

[violet-harmon2011]

the evans as lana songs

tate langdon: born to die

kit walker: blue jeans

kyle spencer: sad girl

jimmy darling: A&W

james patrick march: million dollar man

rory monahan: high by the beach

kai anderson: ultraviolence

peter maximoff: video games

warren lipka: money power glory

alex (adult world): brooklyn baby

colin zabel: playing dangerous

[yandereunsolved]

cw(s): yandere themes, murder, gore, light suggestive themes

Yandere James Patrick March, who saw you walking through his hotel halls, and had to have you all for himself.

Yandere James Patrick March threatens every entity in his hotel. If anyone so much as touches a hair on your head, they'll end up with a second death at the hands of a suave, psychotic mass murderer.

Yandere James Patrick March, who leaves parts of dead bodies at your door as a present—like how a cat gives its owner a mouse as a sign of affection.

Yandere James Patrick March writes the most intimate and gory love letters to you. He signs off with his initials 'JPM' using the blood of his victims. The longer he does it, the more likely it is that he's signed it with his own blood.

Yandere James Patrick March, who doesn't let you leave, even if you don't realize why. Oh, you are in the city for only a night? Suddenly, everyone you love and care about is sending you text messages about how they don't need you—how you should stay there. You can't pay? The mysterious owner of the hotel has waived all the fees. Your stay is free as long as you are here. Need a job? The hotel has a position as a maid. It's so easy. You barely have any rooms to clean. Are you scared of the hotel? Every ghost (and the handful of living people) is incredibly nice to you. They treat you like a god(dess).

Yandere James Patrick March watches you from the shadows, whether you are searching for the ice machine or just exploring. He's always there, his eyes analyzing you like a predator who has found their favorite prey. He's memorized every curve of your body and every preference of yours.

Yandere James Patrick March protects you while you explore. He's possessive. He's got to make sure the Countess doesn't get her hands on you. He's got to make sure that no ghost touches you. He's got to make sure. Just in case.

Yandere James Patrick March, who refuses to reveal himself to you as of yet, adores watching those cogs in your mind turn.

Yandere James Patrick March is obsessed with watching your complex range of emotions: happiness, sadness, anger, fear, love, lust, adoration, obsession, need, and carnal need. All those precious, precious feelings. He needs to see all of those emotions on your delectable features.

Yandere James Patrick March buys his darling the most expensive delicacies the world can offer. He places them right in front of you when you aren't looking. They always have bloody utensils with them, just to remind you who it is that you belong to and what he is able to do to anyone that crosses either of you.

Yandere James Patrick March always kills his victims in your vicinity. When you are sleeping, he kills one of them in the next room. It makes his blood pump—thinking about that fearful expression you must be making. That small quiver on your addictive lips that he has not yet had the pleasure to taste. How tempting you must look in your nightclothes. Of course, he's a gentleman. He makes sure that you get enough sleep beforehand. He doesn't want his precious jewel to suffer from sleep deprivation.

Yandere James Patrick March reveals himself to you right after a fresh kill. Blood is dripping down his bare chest, his pants are slightly unbuttoned, and his boxers are hugging his V-line. He flashes you his award-winning smile. He gets down on one knee and presents you with the heart of his latest victim.

Yandere James Patrick March allows himself to indulge in your horrified shrieks. He wants nothing more than to take you right then and there. He wants to see the blood all over your bodies. He wants to leave long lasting marks that will scar you physically, mentally, and spiritually.

Yandere James Patrick March confesses his undying love to you in that very moment. He wants nothing more than to have you in his grasp—hugging, kissing, cuddling, choking, cutting, killing... and everything else in between.

Yandere James Patrick March will never force himself upon you. He will preach his undying love and manipulate you, but he will never soil you with unwanted touches. Perhaps a few cuts, though. Those two things differ greatly in both meaning and execution.

Yandere James Patrick March left you quickly as he came. He placed the heart on your bed and was gone in the blink of an eye, as if he were a specter.

Yandere James Patrick March periodically visits you from then on. Sometimes he gifts you things, and other times he does his best to spark up conversations.

Yandere James Patrick March will gladly threaten you with a weapon to get you to talk to him. He would actually be over the moon. Your fear is intoxicating to him; it makes him all giddy inside. He feels alive.

Yandere James Patrick March always gets that high from you. That distinctive feeling he so zealously covets. That thing that trumps the special high he gets when killing. He's addicted. Addicted to you and your very presence.

Yandere James Patrick March invites you to private dinners. He will wear his finest clothing. Then he addresses your concerns and fully tells you everything. He tells you how he has courted you and how he confessed his love. He speaks with hearts in his eyes. If you disagree or break his trance, your inevitable death will come much sooner than expected.

Yandere James Patrick March then demands that you cut off contact with anyone who presents as male. He doesn't want anyone having a chance with you. He's almost like a toddler in that way―a murderous toddler with a mustache.

Yandere James Patrick March is a dangerous man who lusts after power. A man who has only one weakness: you being able to step out of the hotel. This is only a momentary weakness, another step in his plan. Do not play the "I can leave and you can't" card too many times, lest it fall from your hand and James picks it up.

Yandere James Patrick March, who immediately moves you into his, now your, private suite.

Yandere James Patrick March, who leaves different pieces of clothing he'd like to see you in on your shared bed.

Yandere James Patrick March, who asks you how he should kill his next victim.

Yandere James Patrick March, who is ready to make you his eternal bride/groom/partner.

Yandere James Patrick March, who always makes sure not to scare you too much. His version of "too much," mind you. At least until he's trapped you in here for all eternity with him. There's no need for him to rush things. He has all the time in the world.

[xrag-dollx]

-What the AHS Evans- -------wear in bed-------

Tate:

• shirt of his favourite band and a messy pair of sleeping pants, you can expect them to be all gross and worn out

• he never ever cared abt cleaning the clothes at least once a week so he basically wears the same sleeping clothes like 365 days a year

• thinks bc he's a ghost nobody would ever care

• when he isn't around you, you exchange the clothes and make sure he's having new sleeping clothes bc the smell really annoys you when you're in bed with him

• is actually thankful that you're exchanging his clothes ❤

Kit:

• sleeps in pyjamas during wintertime but prefers to sleep in speedos and a top in summer

• exchanges his clothes at least every week but during summer like every 2nd day (bc u both are a hot mess during the night 😏)

• he mostly keeps track on having new clothes but when his week was too stressful he might forget about it

• so you carefully put his new clothes on his bedside and he always comes around you and thanks you with a kiss on your cheek ❤

Kyle (frankenkyle):

• is wearing the cutest pj's on earth

• like the ones which make u look like a dinosaur or a tiger

• could wear pj's 24/7

• you always need to remind him that he can't go out in his dinosaur pyjamas

• is crying for 15 mins

• you convince him to get a new pyjama if he gets out of his current one just to go out in his normal clothes

• when you see Kyle yawning or sneezing in his dinosaur pyjamas it literally makes your heart melt in cuteness

Jimmy:

• likes shorts and a top in summer and a pyjama in winter

• when he's getting drunk he falls asleep in his actual clothes bc yea why not

• normal clothes = most comfortable clothes

James:

• darn expensive silk pyjamas

• but in summer he'd prefer something like boxers and a top

• exchanges his sleeping clothes like every 2nd day bc he's a hoe for tidiness

• doesn't need to care abt changing the old clothes himself at all, Ms. Evers takes care of it (as for everything else)

Rory:

• loves to sleep naked (and loves to walk around naked at home bc why not)

• in wintertime he's pretty okay by wearing a shirt and some long sleeping pants

Kai:

• he's basic af so just a shirt and shorts (in summer probably shirtless)

• never really exchanges the sleeping clothes unless winter is doing it (bc she's a good lil sissy)

• has to care abt more important shit than sleeping clothes

• does he even sleep at all???

• I guess not, too busy on taking world domination

Mr. Gallant:

• is never underdressed, not even while sleeping

• prefers to sleep in fancy pyjamas bc he thinks when he sleeps without anything on he feels gross

• wears nothing else than Gucci and Versace pyjamas

• goes shopping like every weekend to get some new ones (bc his nana has the cash 💸)

Austin:

• could never go without his silk robes and pyjamas

• has a favourite store in paris so when he's on vacation he gets TONS of new ones

•basically lives off this shit

•they are like his 2nd skin

• likes to brag and shows it to EVERYONE

• when he's got a new writing idea he runs downstairs so his long robe is hovering dramatically over the stairs (thinks it looks freakin cool while doing this)

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Tags: @fear-is-truth @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @trueangel420 @lacucarachapisser @evanpeterspeter

[irl-w0lverine]

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Pairing : stoner!tate x first time!reader

Warnings : consumption of weed, possible mischarecterisation

A/n : every blue moon i make a character getting high fic

NOT PROOFREAD!

"How have you never been high before? Your in highschool, theres practically stoners around every corner" ever since you confessed to Tate that you've never tried weed, hell you've never even touched the stuff, hes been constantly teasing you about it.

"I've just never been interested in that typa stuff." You huff at him. He gets up and walks over to a draw, opening it and pulling out a box.

"Uh Tate? Whats in there?"

"well you said you've never gotten high before, so whats better than your first time being with me?" His dumb, smug smirk pressed on his lips. Every time you saw it you could just tell he was up to no good.

He pulls out a small cookie in a clear bag, one that you raise a brow at. How the hell were you gonna get high from just that? You try to see what else is in the box but he locks it and slides it back into the draw.

"Your kidding. How is that meant to get us high?"

"Trust me, it will"

He sits back down besides you, carefully taking the cookie out and breaking it in half, handing you the smaller portion.

"it takes a little while to kick in" he mumbles, his mouth already stuffed with the cookie like a chipmunk. You take small bites, the size increasing ever so slightly with each sheepish bite. Soon you finish it and just sit there while Tate puts some of nirvanas music on.

Within less than two hours, your body starts to feel fuzzy and swooshy, your limbs twitching at random times. Your eyelids are heavy, Tates warm arm around your waist making you want to just fall asleep against him. You let out a sigh as you rest against him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.

He tilts his head down, giving you a gentle kiss on the bridge of your nose and letting a small giggle escape past your lips. You can't help but tilt your head up, your faces moving closer together like a magnet until eventually your lips are pressed against one anothers.

Tate moves a hand to the back of your head, kissing you deeper as your hands slide up his collarbone so they rest on the back of his neck.

Soon he pulls away.

"Wow" is all that can muster past your lips.

A/n: i wasnt sure what to write so i kinda just came up with things as i was writing

Thanks for reading! <3

[whoreseason]

RANDOM JAMES MARCH HEADCANONS

CW for murder, drug use mentions, and discussions of trauma/implied child abuse

I think he excels at doing cocaine. I don’t know how to explain what I mean though

He's done quite a lot of it in his life but no longer does, not only because his ass is dead and he can't get high but because such crass indulgences remind him of his younger days

He’d wear women’s perfume if it were more socially acceptable but his ideas around masculinity refuse to let him do this

His hair is naturally a bit curly and he has spent years gelling it into submission

Is 5'8 and rather small build-wise

Despite his size, he can really, really hold his own in a fight, though he fights very dirty. Hand to hand fighting triggers something in him and he does it with pure rage. His opponent will be on the ground before they know it and he'll probably have killed them before he realizes what he's doing

Is a bit resentful of his babyface, as well as his height, and wishes he were both taller and more mature looking

Growing out a mustache was influenced by this

Also deeply resentful of the phrase “prettyboy”, which he’s heard a fair amount

Either puts lifts in his shoes or wears slightly heeled ones. Do NOT bring this up

Has been smoking since he was 12 or so

His eye twitches just slightly when he’s annoyed. It’s often his only outward tell

His only two modes of expressing irritation/anger are “irritated but not showing it” or “literally screaming”

I feel like we as a fandom don’t talk about his canonical temper enough. This individual has probably thrown a fork into a maid’s eye because she got the placement of a napkin wrong

His original accent is lower class Boston, and while this may not be a headcanon, I feel the need to bring this up. His actual voice may sound more like Kit's than anything

Speaks a bit of French and Latin, largely in an attempt to fit in with the old money upper class

Started drinking pretty hard very young, maybe when he was around 12 or 13? And was basically an alcoholic throughout his teenage years

Barely went to school growing up and was more or less able to charm his way into university

Is embarrassed of his Irish heritage. He's a product of his time

Killed his first victim in a rage episode in an alley behind a bar somewhere when he was 16

His first victims were impulsive kills along these lines, but his motives switched from triggered anger to relying on it as he went on, and by the time he was in university he'd get tightly wound and restless if he'd gone a week without it

Took various traits from his first victims-- ways of lighting a cigarette, vocal quirks, body language tics, that sort of thing. As the number racked up and his designed personality become more fleshed out he stopped doing this, but he carries his first kills with him through certain mannerisms, though it's now subconscious

Also took various traits from movie stars and book characters. Spent a lot of time at the cinema as a young man finding things on screen to make a part of himself

Is so very, very fake. Has constructed basically every aspect of his presentation and outward personality

He hates being reminded of who he was before, who he truly was-- he’ll reference parts of his childhood in the context of who he is now and what he's had to overcome, but it’s more like he’s using pieces of his past to construct a story about himself. Anything vulnerable or authentic to that part of his life he won’t bring up, he doesn’t even let it cross his mind

Has worked very, very carefully to suppress his flinching instinct at sudden noise or movement, but sometimes it still comes out when he’s snuck up on

Used to wake up screaming sometimes when he was alive

Would just as often wake up crying, which he quite hated. He never remembered what those dreams were about

He’s glad that he doesn’t sleep anymore and can thus avoid all that. Which is what he loves to do with his memories or any sign of emotional vulnerability, avoid it. Good luck trying to get him to open up about anything

Love you grandpa

[marchswifey]

James Patrick March’s NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Cuddles. He may be rough and nasty but he wants cuddles after sex. Of course, he was so close to you just a mere few minutes ago, still he finds himself wanting to be closer.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His favorite part of you would be your thighs, he loves squeezing them while eating you out and feeling them wrapping around his head. He also love kissing your inner thighs teasing you.

On himself he likes his shoulders, he feels strong and absolutely loves lifting your legs up on them while fucking you.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

When James comes he really wants to get inside you so he can see how you react to feeling his seed inside you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants you to dominate him but he would never ask for it because of his big pride.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

A lot experienced, of course.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

He loves it when you ride him. The way he gets to look at you as you absolutely destroy him. He likes a lot also doggy style and missionary.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

No. He’s serious and focused on your both pleasure during sex.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Natural. Not overwhelming but it's there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Incredibly romantic, or at least he tries to be. He is soft and kind to you to show you how much he loves you and takes care of you.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Not often but when you’re not in the hotel and he’s feeling horny he would do something for himself.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

A LOT.

Bondage, wax play, impact play, teasing, handcuffs, ball gags, pulling hair, sensory deprivation, pet names, being called "master" or "daddy". And definitely knife play.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Mostly his suite, but also in one of his special rooms around the hotel (Imagine him fucking you in the room where he burns peoples and when he just had burned one minutes before. Nasty)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

James loves seeing you in lingeries. Every type or fabric, especially lace.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's basically gonna do anything, but he would hate to cause you too much pain since you’re his beloved, so he won’t leave any too lasting injuries on your body.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes to give and receive in the same way.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on the situation, if he’s really turned on he’s very rough. But he can be also slow in attempt to tease you or make the moment last longer.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He isn't against it, he'll do it. It's just not his favorite. He likes to take his time and he wants to be buried deep for as long as he can.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

HE HIMSELF IS THE RISK

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can last very long since he’s a ghost, you would stop just because you’re tired but he could go on and on without stopping.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns a few…

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He loves teasing you and seeing you desperate to be fucked.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

HE’S LOUD doesn't even try to hide his moans and grunts.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

He loves when you call him "master" or "sir", it makes him harder than a rock and makes him fuck you harder.

Also he would be extremely protective of you. He threatened every single ghost of the Cortez, if anyone tries to touch or hurt you he knows how to make them suffer even if they’re already dead.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A solid 8 inches, thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Before meeting you sex wasn’t that important to him, his only pleasure was murdering. But then he became hornier than a teenager.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn’t sleep, you always fall alseep first.

[misscherrys-world]

༒Here’s hcs no one asked for.

James Patrick March.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Warnings: murder, drugs, blasphemy, nsfw themes.

Sorry if there’s any misspelling or grammatical mistakes I wrote this after midnight.

I will make it a habit to put the song I listen to while writing.

Please kiss his dimples.

He listens to indie rock sometimes. Secretly

He says he hates pets, but you’ll catch him petting a stray cat. American Psycho reference

He went heavy on cocain in early 30s, right before he died.

He likes to fuck religious people before killing them. In a way that mocks god and the Bible. I’m really sorry

He had multiple affairs while he was married to Elizabeth.

Although he thought all these years Elizabeth turned him to the police he still loved her. But when Mrs. Evers admitted it was her he never spoke to her again. For eternity.

James likes age gaps, I think he married Elizabeth when she was 21/22 and he was 30 I guess correct me with accurate numbers if I got it wrong.

Unlike Kai he wouldn’t kill his lover yet alone lay a single finger on her. If she simply did something wrong he will correct her in private. After defending her in any situation of course.

Or simply by punishing her while having intimate time. Light spanking. Nothing more.

If someone did you wrong or got on your bad side, whether you’re his lover or friend, consider that person gone forever.

He cares deeply for his circle and students.

He didn’t miss a single devil’s night.

He likes the sound of screaming late at night while wandering through the hotel’s hallways.

He’s a night owl.

When he was alive he enjoyed car rides at night and did it a lot while hunting for someone to kill.

He loved the ocean but hated the sand.

He knows all the casino games. And a skilled player too.

He knew he was going to hell. And he believed there’s a God who trapped him for eternity in the hotel.

He plays the piano.

He refused to use a smart phone until the Countess told him she would follow him on instagram. Simp

He loves talking shit about other ghosts and judges them all the time.

He was racist until he met Queeny.

He hated Jews too.

[vizjpmdose]

Having a Secret Relationship with James Patrick March.

⭑.ᐟ warnings: a little bit of smut

𓏲 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖ a/n: There's a bit of fluff tho! and i'm back!! i'm currently in a 15hr+ trip for my birthday tomorrow! I apologize if you spot any errors, it was 4am when i wrote this.

JPM x fem ghost!reader

Having a secret relationship with the most infamous ghost in the building is a huge blessing in disguise, it's gonna cause a huge stir if the other ghosts knew but this secret relationship what makes both of you feel alive.

You both love the adrenaline that it brings as you both try to be wild and free but in secrecy. The feeling is crazily addicting for the both of you.

He loves taking risks to another level, he always imagines what would happen if he'd taunt the permanent residents in the hotel by purposely leaving small suspicious details about you both.

He spends his time in his office daydreaming about this, he daydreams about what the other ghosts'/vampires' reaction would be if him and you will be caught in an intimate position or what would be their reaction if he'd taunt them by innocently flirting with you in front of them by using phrases that only you and him could understand.

"The hotel has been lively lately so I stay in my suite enjoying the private company." You stated, but James suddenly replied to that; "Well, it seems I’m not the only one who enjoys those private company these days."

He made sure to drop suspicion to the others, aiming to make them confused if it's about being alone with the company of your comfortable suite or obviously having someone as a private company.

But you don't have to worry much, this smart man always make sure that he has everything in control before acting on his risky plans.

James enjoys making eye contact with you from across the room, knowing you can sense his gaze. You always both share a knowing smile to each other when you do this, it's fun and lovely.

He also enjoys trying to share physical affection even in public like placing a hand on your shoulder, making it look platonic to the others but he makes sure to you that the feeling of his touch indicates so much more than a normal touch. He also places a hand on your lower back, making it seem platonic to others once again. He also loves standing close behind you making sure you'd feel like his hands are all over your body even though it's not.

Forced to place a hand on your shoulder, but he wanted to place a tight and possessive grip on your waist. Forced to place a hand on your lower back, but he wants to rest that hand on your hipbone and trace small circles on it. Forced to just radiate his body heat, but that feeling makes him want to just badly bend you over the nearest surface and make you feel that body energy physically.

As much as he loves doing those risks, he loves to take it slow too.

So sometimes, you both will just find each other hiding in secluded corners of the hotel, mostly in forgotten rooms. Enjoying each other's company.

And that's where intimate events happens.

This man's sixth sense is strong asf, he can feel when the other ghosts are trying to be nosy or planning something that he doesn't like. So trust him with everything in a risky situation like this, he knows what to do.

He loves to fuck you freely and loudly but when he can sense that you both are in a bit of a risky situation he has no problem with trying to be silent/trying to keep you silent. He finds it thrilling, specially when he has to cover your mouth while taking you from behind.

But there's also genuine times, like a feeling of a calm night with genuine conversations. He never experienced this before.. Not until you came.

During those nights, he'd find himself genuinely sharing his stories/experiences since you do the same.

There are some times where you take him to watch the guests with you, just watching and not hurting or causing trouble with the guest. "I just like to observe them, See what kind of life they have."

James who is always up to violence will be like: "My dear, you haunt this hotel like a silent breeze when you could be a tempest. Where is your ambition? You'll just let yourself be one of those purposeless ghosts?"

But later he'd find himself interested watching the guests as well when you can't stop talking or pointing out details to him.

When both of you can't seem to have alone time for some days, James leaves little notes for you, written on napkins, small pieces of papers suddenly appearing out of nowhere, or tucked into books. He has a habit of that.

"My beloved, I ache for your presence." , "My my, you're wearing my favorite necklace of yours? Ravishing as always.", "Underneath the grand staircase is a loose floorboard. Lift it, and you’ll find a surprise waiting for you. A token of my devotion."

You also do that to him, reminding him that you're a ghost like him and can do those things too.

"you’re not the only one who can make a note appear out of thin air. Check the pocket of your waistcoat for a surprise!", "If you can tear yourself away from your ‘projects,’ I may just allow you to sweep me off my feet later.", "I miss you, James." Those are some type of notes you leave for him and he loves it so damn much when you do this.

Everything in this secret relationship makes him feel so alive.

[fear-is-truth]

looooved the evans and their types!! soo accurate (to me) <3 adding onto that; do you think they’d have preferences for specific aesthetic choices in their partner? i.e style, clothing, makeup, hair, body mods etc

(minus unchangeable things related to ones physical appearance ofc!!)

𝝑𝝔 ── aesthetic preferences in their s/o ┊ THE EVANS

ft. tate langdon ‧ kit walker ‧ kyle spencer ‧ james patrick march ‧ kai anderson ‧ austin sommers ‧ peter maximoff

꣑ৎ ‎ :‎ masterlist﹒request / chat w me ! ﹒꒱ note. enjy ! mwah

TATE LANGDON

90s grunge: plaid skirts with runs in the tights, band tees, floral dresses, converse… he’s literally a 90s teen himself, so it’s especially attractive & nostalgic to him. y’all be matching like kurt & courtney.

2012 tumblr girl: flannel over graphic tees, beanie hats, doc martens, bracelets. i feel like this doesn’t need much elaboration.

hyperfeminine: okay okay hear me out. tate’s genuinely aroused by tiny tops, short skirts, visible bra straps. if you wear something low-cut and constance makes a disgusted face, it only reinforces his attachment.

note. ok hear me out. i can imagine tate going head over heels in love with a who dresses like regina george but with an attitude reminiscent of wednesday addams—he’d love the dissonance. bonus if constance hates her.

tattoos: he’s particularly into meaningful tattoos, such as song lyrics or excerpts from poetry.

piercings: being the sadistic little shit that he is, he’ll happily offer to pierce your ear for you at home. sterilise the safety pin and all that shit.

hair: doesn’t care much—he loves messy. bedhead, haphazard curls, grown-out roots, messy buns… tate doesn’t really care (influenced by his taste for grunge). dyed? hot. buzzed? hot. limp? still hot.

overall: he’s the kind of guy who falls in love with who you are, regardless of what you wear. still, if you made him pick, he leans toward aesthetics that signal alienation or emotional volatility in pretty packaging. the more it clashes with his mom’s standards, the better. he won’t complain no matter what you wear, but if you walk into his room in a tube top and a skirt? he’s done for.

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KIT WALKER

new americana / farmgirl: denim overalls, sun-faded cotton shirts, gingham dresses, work boots. imagine the silhouette of a woman who can climb into the back of a truck and carry feed, then braid her hair for church. he likes women who look self-reliant in a domestic context.

cottagecore : gingham, eyelet, high collars, soft florals, prairie dresses. kind if unintentionally “ethereal,”

housewife practical: tucked-in blouses, calf-length skirts, simple cardigans, aprons. i don’t wanna sound sexist bc it’s not my intention BUT kit walker is so #husband and literally perfect in every way (maybe minus the smoking) so yeah.

bohemian: long skirts, loose blouses, leather belts, sun-faded jewelry. earthy tones and handmade pieces—rooted in the spiritual or sincere, he finds it quietly moving.

note. it’s been a hot second since i watched s2. did he go through a hippie era at some point (his wedding scene, i think.) or am i crazy?

makeup: bare minimum. chapstick, light blush… actually he doesn’t really care because he thinks you’re pretty the way you are.

hair: clean, soft, touchable. braids, pins, or let down. he finds sensuality in how women keep their hair—for beauty and convenience. he’d learn how to braid yours if you asked. maybe even without being asked.

piercings & tattoos: basic earlobes are normal. multiple piercings feel foreign but not offensive. he might not judge a small tattoo if it’s meaningful—especially if it’s tucked somewhere private.

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KYLE SPENCER (PRE-DEATH)

hyperfeminine / soft girl : pastel skirts, hair ribbons, ballet flats. i dunno how to explain it BUT!! this is so kyle-coded. he’ll carry your scrunchies on his wrist.

dark academia: high-neck blouses, long skirts, muted colours. tweed, oxford shoes, silk scarves. you’d go on study dates at the library where you’d actually study.

n u goth: fishnets, heavy boots, black lipstick. makes him nervous, but in a good way.

tattoos / piercings: so we all know kyle canonically hates tattoos on himself but genuinely doesn’t care what you do with your body.

makeup: he prefers prefers minimal. fresh skin, clear gloss, clean lashes. he likes to see your face clearly, and he kisses your cheeks a lot, so heavy product annoys him.

hair: omg he loves your hair. long, short, natural, dyed—he’s obsessed with touching it. would happily learn to braid it, brush it after showers, or hold it while you cry.

overall: first of all, kyle genuinely doesn’t care what you wear. he’s less about aesthetic philosophy and more about whether you’re confident in it. if you’re happy in it, he’s into it. but when pressed, he leans toward styles that feel playful, soft, or tactile.

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JAMES PATRICK MARCH

refinement + erotic nostalgia

vintage / old hollywood / formal: ideal. corsets, stockings, long gloves, backless gowns. he finds eroticism in era-specific modesty!

makeup: he expects nothing less than perfection. red lips, cat-eye liner, smoky eyeshadow. he likes when your face looks like a painting—one he owns.

hair: prefers set styles. finger waves, polished buns, velvety curls. if it looks time-consuming, he approves.

piercings & tattoos: he’s disdainful of visible tattoos. ear piercings are tolerable if you don’t go overboard. anything else must be discreet.

vintage 1920s–30s glamour: drop-waist silk gowns, fur-trimmed robes, bias-cut dresses, garter slips. james is extremely aroused by time-specific detail. if you appear in a velvet robe with a cigarette holder and pearls, he may drop to his knees and propose.

structured femme: corsets, pencil skirts, heels are all greatly adored. i suppose the rigid tailoring reflects personal discipline—his favorite currency in a partner. when you wear something tight, high-necked, and (preferably) backless, he can barely stay seated.

lingerie: exquisite lingerie is a necessity and not a novelty ! he expects stockings, garters, satin underthings.

makeup: he reveres the symmetric (might be an architect habit.) clara bow-style thin brows, cupid’s bow lips, powdered skin, and smoldering eyes. he will watch you paint your mouth in the mirror like a man bewitched.

hair: he wants coiffed perfection. finger waves, pinned curls, chignons. he notices shine, shape, and silhouette. unbrushed hair would disgust him… unless it’s the aftermath of something he did to you. he cares a lot about grooming. cos look at his neat hair & pencil moustache.

piercings & tattoos: no visible tattoos. to him, they cheapen the canvas. piercings are fine as long as they’re era-appropriate (lobe only, perhaps a clip-on). anything suggestive of counterculture, punk, or rebellion reads as low-class. however, if you beg to be branded with his initials somewhere only he sees, his mood will change.

overall. james is obsessed with aesthetic control. he eroticizes elegance & self-composure. the more deliberately you present yourself, the more violently he desires you.

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KAI ANDERSON

chic / elegant: turtlenecks, blouses tucked into jeans, long coats. structured silhouettes signify maturity and discipline. he likes a cold front. he wants you to look untouchable in public, erotic in private, and ultimately malleable to his vision.

e-girl: dyed hair, fishnets, platform shoes, heavy eyeliner—i just know pre-cult!kai would totally dig this style chaotic, weaponised femininity. cult leader! kai still likes it more than he’d like to admit. the aesthetic’s emotional instability and curated rebellion appeal to him. ripped fishnets and plaid mini skirts under a trench coat—he’ll tolerate it if you frame it as self-aware. especially if you still defer to him when it counts.

casual femme: slacks, button-downs, low heels. very specific kink here. he sees it as feminine submission masked as authority—something he wants to deconstruct.

at home/private: he wants you in barely anything. lingerie, oversized shirt with nothing underneath, sheer robe. he’ll call public exposure “disrespectful,” but in private, the sluttier the better—so long as it’s just for him.

tattoos: doesn’t care much either way unless they’re about him. if you tattooed his name on the inside of your pinky or under the curve of your breast? yeah he’d go feral.

piercings: very selective tolerance. a nose stud or cartilage hoop is fine. multiple facial piercings bother him. tongue piercings? huge no-no. he’d complain amid a blowjob.

makeup preference: prefers natural tones—but sharp. clean contour, defined brows. if you wear lipstick, it should be matte.

hair: preferably long enough for him to grab. favors restraint. sleek buns, blown-out waves.

note. dunno if this is pure coincidence but the guy & girl on his threesome dream team both have platinum blonde hair so. put that into consideration if you will

overall:

kai likes duality—women who are polished, elegant, and respectable in public, then perverse in private. how you dress becomes part of his political narrative. kai is violently turned off by revealing outfits in public; says it’s about protecting you from objectification, but really, it has nothing to do with modesty and everything to do with control. he hates the idea that anyone else could see what’s his. but he’s not drawn to modesty for purity’s sake either...:/

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AUSTIN SOMMERS

high fashion editorial: he thinks in spreads, not seasons. if you look like you were styled by a fashion house—velvet trousers, sculptural blazers, sheer bodysuits under a mink coat—then you have his attention. he’s attracted to drama, but only the kind that’s cleanly executed.

monochrome dressing (black, white, red): insists on visual cohesion. you don’t have to match him—but you have to at least coordinate. he views outfits like mise-en-scène.

note. i think he loves seeing women in suits; especially fitted blazers with nothing underneath, cufflinks, patent loafers, garters hiding under trousers. gender inversion excites him!! if you wear menswear better than he does, he’ll try to outdress you at the next event.

note. real fur, silk, leather: austin is NOT ethical :(( he finds moral piety boring. mink or fox stoles, snakeskin gloves… anything tactile and expensive.

makeup: smoky eyeshadow, matte red lips, defined cheekbones. black eyeliner must look sharp. glitter is acceptable if it’s metallic and editorial.

hair: he prefers sleek styles. sculpted, old-hollywood waves, polished buns, asymmetrical bobs, dramatic part lines.

accessories: yes. gloves, veils, round sunglasses, garters, cigarette holders, clip-on earrings, velvet chokers etc.

piercings: tolerates piercings, especially if they read as erotic or expensive. such as silver hoops, diamond studs, snakebite cuffs.

tattoos: tattoos must be discreet and aesthetic. he’ll accept script, florals, or erotic silhouettes. he’s fine with your body being art, but not kitsch.

overall: austin is a maximalist with standards. if you look styled & expensive, he sees you as worthy of his obsession. elegance excites him, but only if it’s theatrical. every detail signals something: who you belong to, what you value, and how seriously you take being seen beside him. and above all, he wants to be out-dressed by his muse… but never outshone.

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PETER MAXIMOFF

skater girl: crop tops, flannels tied around the waist, beanies, and converse/vans. he associates this with energy, movement, and sass—three of his core characteristics.

sporty / tomboy: oversized tees, track jackets, bike shorts, varsity jackets. if you wear running shoes with a mini skirt, it short-circuits him.

note. denim jackets + patches / badges YES. the more distressed and decorated, the better. if your jacket looks like it’s been through four concerts and has random-ass phrases sharpied inside, he’s obsessed.

note. whimsical touches such as funky socks, earrings shaped like planets or lighting bolts, too many rings, slap bracelets—this makes him fall deeper in love.

makeup: he loves flavored lip gloss—cherry, grape, cotton candy. if it sparkles, even better. shimmery silver eyeshadow, glitter liner? hell yeah. he’ll lick your lips mid-kiss and ask what flavor it is. not kidding.

hair: space buns, messy ponytails, intricate braids with random beads—yes. highlights, dyed streaks, freakin’ cool!! he touches your hair a lot—spins your ponytail in his fingers or combs through it when you’re on the couch.

piercings & tattoos: loves piercings. ears, nose, cartilage, belly button. he doesn’t need a reason—he just likes shiny things. tattoos? even better if they’re quirky.

note. if you ever got a matching one, he’d brag and show it to about everyone.

 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑-𝐈𝐒-𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 2025 — all rights reserved. do not modify, repost, translate, or plagiarise my content. ꕀ

[redroses07]

James Patrick March Headcanons

Pairing: James Patrick March X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Fluff, Violence, all SFW, will make a NSFW version if requested.

One thing about James is he might be crazy, but when he is in love, he is IN LOVE.

And I’m talking absolutely head over heels for you. He worships you like you’re a goddess.

If you two decided to get married he would plan the most lavish wedding of all time. I’m talking over the top decorations, ten tiered cake, dress embroidered with diamonds, a ring so heavy it weighs your finger down, the whole package.

The man is extremely persuasive. Even if the persuasion means holding someone’s life over their heads.

But this of course means that in extension, he gets you whatever you want.

PRINCESS TREATMENT ALL THE WAY.

He will clean for you, cook, whatever you ask. He might be evil, but NEVER when it comes to you.

You will never have to want for anything as long as you’re with him.

He is also definitely the jealous type.

If another guy hits on you, don’t be surprised if you find the remnants of his dead body laying around later.

Of course the whole “mass murderer” thing was slightly disturbing at first, but you know James would never hurt you so you’ve grown used to it.

“James what are you doing?” You went to look for him cause you heard the sound of metal banging together.

He looks at you with a proud smile as he stands over someone’s severed arm.

“Just working, dear”

You roll your eyes and leave him to it.

James is also a very loud snorer. You’ve gotten used to sleeping with earplugs, because it would be impossible to get a good nights sleep with how much he snores.

Your favorite couples activity is to mess with guests at the Cortez. His guilty pleasure is he loves basic ghost tricks. Making furniture float, appearing at the edge of someone’s bed, or just whispering boo. He thinks the reactions are hilarious, and will even set up cameras for an instant replay.

“Hahaha look at how scared that idiot looked!” James says as he shows you his most recent recording.

Anyways, that’s all guys! Remember to like and reblog! Love ya!

[silverzoomies]

Politely requesting “he’s so…” for Jimmy Darling and James March, please and thank you.

💙 nsfw ahead !! pretty filthy, just a warning !! 💙 

"he's so" headcanons under the cut. so im not crowding up anyone's dash with my bullshit !! these might be wayyyy off,, pleasse do not trust my judgement at all. also, liz, i adore you just fyi ty !!

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💙 james march is so... 💙

he's so watches you at a distance solely with the intent to kill. bloodthirsty af. starts to notice how much of an innocent, little thing you are. you heart is purer than his could ever be in a thousand lifetimes. he keeps his distance for some time, but then you start to notice him. maybe he'll try and dance with you, so close you can feel his breath on your skin. listening to oldies you've never heard a day in your life. but he knows every lyric. every note. every beat. you can smell cigarette smoke on him. he reeks of it. along with...something else. but you'll never be able to place it. you can't seem to figure out why he's so ghostly pale. or why he gazes at you with a pitch black, void-like coldness in his eyes. He lures you in with promises of romance. tempting you into intimate, love making sessions. he'll ruin your perception of men forever. because no other man could treat you with such careful, sultry attention as he does. there's something almost...sinister about the way he touches you. his cold hands feel for your pulse points. making note of the jumps in your heartbeat. he touches your body, squeezing the muscles hiding beneath your delicate skin. you won't know it, but he's thinking about how aesthetically beautiful you must be on the inside. literally. he's thinking your innards are probably lovely. when you're finally together as one, his length moves with slow elegance inside you. drawing out your pleasurable suffering for as long as possible. he'll overstimulate you until you're sobbing. until you beg him to stop. but he won't. he'll grab your jugular and make you see white. in the end, you won't survive. your death will be gruesome and painful. someday, he'll regret having killed you.

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💙jimmy darling is so...💙

he's so diner date with a shared milkshake. orders whatever flavor you like. he has eyes like black cocoa. and, honey, they're lookin' you up and down every few minutes. he flirts nonstop. finds any and every excuse to touch you. patting you on the shoulder. guiding you along with a big hand on your back. grazing gloved knuckles over your arm mid conversation. he's pretty forward. unapologetically so. once he finally has you one-on-one, he tries to take things a little further. isn't afraid to be direct. but - ah...the two of you keep gettin' interrupted. he'll be leaning in for a smooch, a hand on your hip; but someone walks in. maybe it's eve, askin' his assistance settin' up new banners. sometimes, you find him stumbling around, drunk off his ass. it breaks your heart how often it happens. but he's so horny about it. says a lot of raunchy shit to you when he's completely smashed. it makes you blush. when he's hungover, he's grumpy as hell. his frustration'll slip in little ways, but he apologizes once he's sobered up. overall, he's real sweet on you. very sweet. even gets a little bashful once you're finally making out. he tastes like the booze he drinks on the daily. he'll get really handsy. and his hands are so, so massive and warm. they grab you hard, focusing careful attention to the squishy parts of you he loves so much. would take his time in bed with you. eases himself in slow, with consideration for your comfort. even though every instinct in him wants to stuff you so full so fast, you'll be aching for weeks. gets vocal, calls you little petnames. fixates mostly on your pleasure because that's what he's used to doin'. he doesn't expect you to focus too hard on his needs. but when you do, he's pleasantly surprised. cums a little sooner than he meant to. he'll lie with you afterwards. daydreams about stealing you away. maybe he'll run off you with you. make you his little housewife. but nah. he can't do that. his family needs him. he wonders if you'd be willing to stick around.