#jegulus incorrect quote

[maraudersoncrack1981]

Titanic Jegulus

Ro/Regulus: It's not up to you to save me, James. Ja/James: You're right, only you can do that...

[faerycross]

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

[siriuslylu]

Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?

*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U

James: no sweetie, that’s not-

Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!

James: love, I don’t think he-

Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!

[dazzlemebaby]

Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?

Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.

Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.

Sirius: What about his favorite animal?

Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.

Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Regulus:

Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.

[snarky-magpie]

Regulus: James just texted me.

Barty: So? Text him back.

Regulus: Can't.

Barty: Why not?

Regulus: Have to wait. Texting right back would make me look desperate.

Barty: Mate, you're married to him.

[managone16]

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

[moonyswarmsweaters]

*After Regulus Faked his death in the cave and ran off*

James: Hey Reg- wait... um... is that your death certificate as your computer background?

Regulus: Yea, wait it gets better.

Regulus: *flips to next background to a picture of him crouching next to his headstone*

[apoetsworld]

Sirius: You know James would die for you right?

Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

*james, remus, sirius and regulus are driving together. sirius and regulus are in the back*

Regulus: if you don’t shut the fuck up right now Sirius i’m throwing myself out of this car

*click*

Regulus [to james, driving]: did you just turn child lock on?

[yourgalgremlin]

REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.

[deswhomst]

Sirius, at the Jegulus wedding reception: Hey everyone, wanna play a game?

Dorcas: Sure. What game?

Sirius: It's called "James or Kreacher". I tell you things Reg has said, and you have to guess who he said it to.

Lily: This doesn't sound hard at all

Sirius: You sure? Quote one: "I would die for you."

All the wedding guests:

Barty, under his breath: Fuck

[itsmyfix]

Regulus: you’re so soft for me

James: hey that’s not even true

Regulus: you cried yesterday when i accidentally put your shirt on instead of mine

James: *biting his knuckles remembering how small he looked*

James: *choked up* i think you’re exaggerating slightly

Regulus: where are all my shirts, James

James: wow that’s so weird i’m not sure but you can wear mine until you find them

[jameskinniesrise]

Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.

James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.

*later*

James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Barty, already winding up: Finally—

[s4phiraaa]

james: can we not go to a restaurant tonight?

regulus: why? you love restaurants.

james: i feel like an abuser everytime we go out :(

regulus: youre so dramatic, it’s fine.

(at the restaurant)

waiter: (looking at regulus) and what would you like sir?

regulus:

james: (sigh)… he‘ll have the salad, please.

[my-castles-crumbling]

(Based on the TikTok trend that’s had me rolling)

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

Sirius: One time in third year I ate the last of Moony’s chocolate and I blamed it on you because I didn’t want him to be mad at me.

James: 😒

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

James: Sometimes I use your toothbrush when I can’t find mine.

Sirius: 🤨

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

Sirius: Over the summer when I stayed at your place, I accidentally broke Effie’s favorite mug and blamed you because I didn’t want her to hate me.

James: She made me to extra chores for a week!

Sirius: 😬

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

James: Sometimes I take your stuff while you’re asleep and then when you try to find it, I pretend to help you look for it.

Sirius: Prongs, my good quill?

James: I needed to do my homework!

Sirius: 😪

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

Sirius: Sometimes I hide your glasses on purpose when I’m annoyed at you because I think it’s funny.

James: What the fuck, mate?

Sirius: 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sirius and James: We listen and we don’t judge.

James: I regularly meet up with your brother and snog him senseless.

Sirius:

James: We listen and we don’t-

Sirius: Oh no, we’re fucking judging now.