#jesus memes

[teathattast]

[tomicscomics]

03/31/2024

Happy Easter! He is risen! Hallelujah!

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Mary Magdalene makes early trips to Jesus's tomb, maybe to anoint His Body with funeral oils, or maybe just to cry. In this cartoon, she refers to these trips as her "mourning routine." The word "mourning" (grieving) sounds like "morning" (the early part of the day). This pun implies that Mary's early daily ritual (her "morning routine") is one of sorrow (hence, "mourning routine"). 2. As Mary approaches Jesus's tomb in John's version of the story, she sees that it's open and hurries to the apostles to have them inspect it. In this cartoon, however, she's too exhausted to recognize what the open tomb implies (that the dead Jesus has somehow left His tomb). She continues into the tomb to wait for Him to return, and only after several minutes does the event literally dawn on her. This particular sunrise has seen the Son rise.

[cb-reblog]

[b4catte]

this was my final college project of the semester, Miku Jesus

[victusinveritas]

[malak-from-conan]

I may not be religious at all, but I'm sure Jesus would be a great pal

[gretchen-rng]

Going a little ✨insane✨gurl My favorite magical girls fail doing a rasengan idk

[udelwesley]

I see your crucifixion and raise you a resurrection (pun intended)

[shadowbannedthehedgehog]

i was going to schedule this for april 3rd but i got so excited about this i almost passed out

[teathattast]

Can't get over this Jesus would not say that

[tomicscomics]

08/09/2024

Happy (almost) feast day of St. Lawrence, my patron saint!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

St. Lawrence was a deacon of Rome in the mid-200s during a time of heavy persecution. When the prefect of Rome demanded all the treasures of the Church, Lawrence asked for a few days to gather it all together. In those few days, he gave all the material wealth of the Church to the poor. When it came time to face the prefect, Lawrence showed up, not with gold and jewels, but with a crowd of poor people, declaring, "Behold, these are the treasures of the Church." The prefect was so amused by this that he had Lawrence roasted alive on a gridiron. Just before he died, Lawrence gave one last quip: "Turn me over, I'm done on this side." Hence, he's the patron saint of cooks and comedians.

[cheesetoefungus69]

Merry Christmas yall

[keiaoi811]

I forgot to put this here too-

Jouno jesus meme

+non-memeable versions

[honkers-clown-club]

He's right though