#john 5 and the creatures

[cr1t1cal-darl1ng]

JOHN 5 BRACELET POST :]

lately i finally got access to beads and I've been making bracelets ... i have very limited color selection but these were the FIRST thing i wanted to make so I'll just. talk about them a bit

THE DEVIL KNOWS MY NAME

FIRST OFF : we have my FAVORITE john 5 album ... it was my first and i love the story behind the songs and the album itself ... the bracelet isn't my proudest but it was the first one i ever made !! I'm thinking of remaking it and adding gold to it to make it more TDKMN-esk

SINNER

SECOND OFF : we have sinner and this one's DEFINITELY my favorite in terms of basic bracelet design ... it does help that sinners album art is just so pretty in and of itself ... honestly i think it represents the colors very well nothing I'd change :]

GOD TOLD ME TO

THIRD OFF : this one was a huge struggle because i DO NOT have any white beads say for these pretty white hearts and god told me to features white pretty prominently. but i worked with what i had and obviously the 5 hearts represent the 5 in john 5 ... once i do get white beads this is in for a remake too

SEASON OF THE WITCH

AND FINALLY : this one is the simplest in terms of color and really, technique. if i had a darker red and maybe some white i definitely would've utilized it and gone for a different palette but it's all I had !! since the beads were practically the same size i also decided to opt for 5 black beads instead of the usual 3 :]

and that's about it ... when i get more beads I'll DEFINITELY update this and make new ones :3 i really want to make Invasion but i have no clue what colors to use .. as well as Live Invasion because it's such a good live show :]

here's all the bracelets together btw:

[thephotopitmagazine]

JOHN 5 AND THE CREATURES ANNOUNCE 2024 TOUR TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW

JOHN 5 AND THE CREATURES ANNOUNCE 2024 TOUR TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW

JOHN 5 AND THE CREATURES Announce 2024 Tour Tickets Available Now!     VIP Soundcheck Meet and Greets available for all shows here at JOHN 5’s Official Webstore: https://john5store.com JOHN 5’s first tour since joining Mötley Crüe will feature unexpected special guests to be announced soon! “I am really looking forward to see all of you monsters on the road!” – JOHN 5   Both loved and…

[acefrehleyshardware]

I fucking hate Marylin Manson but John 5 in this image oh my god hello sailor

[lavender-wiitch]

still not over this parallel in malevolent btw

part 43 // part 50

UGHH i wish this was more explored before that finale i’m shaking

[yerdaftapeth]

My newest All Creatures Great and Small related obsession: John Beswick porcelain figurines. Absolutely chuffed with Jess and Dash holding the fort, guarding my cupboard together. Couldn’t think of a better group of people to share my ACGAS happiness with so here we are. :)

Now on the hunt for Tricki Woo and all other creatures. 🦊🐀

[kingofdandelions]

Man i love the guy who goes "ARTHUR. OURHTUR LISTNE TO ME. AIRTHUR WE NEED TO FOCUS. ARTHUR I HAVE YOUR EYES. ARTHUR!!! OURTHUR!!!!" I sure hope they dont turn out to be an evil creature and that Arthur will turn on them in future episodes after realising the horrible actions they have commited

[therighthandofvengeance]

Just Some of Ivanova & Sheridan’s Peak Sibling Moments in No Surrender, No Retreat:

THE SUMMONING [S04E03]:

“Hey, I heard that you three went to Z’ha’dum after me. That was foolish and dangerous. And I can’t thank you enough for trying.”

THE LONG NIGHT [S04E05]:

“I have just enough trust left in me to believe you.”

INTO THE FIRE [S04E06]:

“Susan, you made it.” “You think I’d miss a party like this?”

THE ILLUSION OF TRUTH [S04E08]:

“Figured I’d find you here.” “Feels strange to have the place this empty.” “It’s the War Room. The war’s over.” “Yeah, says you.”

“Mm, this is trouble.” “Definitely trouble.”

“So what’s got you so worried?” “I’m not worried.” “Tell that to your face.”

“Commander! Did you threaten to grab ahold of this man by the collar and throw him out an airlock?” “Yes, I did.” “I’m shocked. Shocked and dismayed. I’d remind you that we are short on supplies here. We can’t afford to take perfectly good clothing and throw it out into space. Always take that jacket off first. I’ve told you that before. Sorry, she meant to say, ‘Stripped naked and thrown out an airlock.’ I apologize for any confusion this may have caused.”

“We have an open-door policy.” “And an open-airlock policy.” “Commander.” “Sorry.”

ATONEMENT [S04E09]:

“What the—” “Don’t. Even. Ask.”

RACING MARS [S04E010]:

“There isn’t much chance of me winning this argument, is there?” “None whatsoever. I never give up when I’m right. Your only option is surrender.” “Who taught you to negotiate like that?” “You did.” “Oh.”

LINES OF COMMUNICATION [S04E11]:

“Why do you keep watching that garbage? You know it just upsets you.” “I’m gathering intelligence.” “You’re winding yourself up like a cheap watch.”

“Come on. I’ll show you. I, I think we can make this work.” “Uh, John?” “What?” “Uh, don’t you think I better change first?” “Oh, yeah. Right. Uh, sorry. I, I hadn’t noticed.” “Thanks, I’ll just— wait a minute. What do you mean you didn’t notice? I mean, what am I, chopped flarn? I mean, okay, granted, I don’t have any interest in you, you don’t have any interest in me, but if you’re gonna come barging in here in the middle of the night, the least you could say is ‘Nice outfit, Ivanova,’ and then go on a tear.” “Yeah, uh, ‘Nice outfit, Ivanova.’” “You are such a—”

“You were great at it! You have a face people trust.” “I’d rather have a face people fear.”

“Why do I get the ugly suspicion that you’re volunteering me for this job?” “I accept your offer.”

“If he weren’t my commanding officer, I swear I’d shoot him dead.”

RUMORS, BARGAINS, AND LIES [S04E13]:

The entire episode is Sheridan utilizing his Not-So Idiot Brother Energy to persuade the League tbh

THE EXERCISE OF VITAL POWERS [S04E16]:

“Any more defections and this little war is gonna be really one-sided.” “You sound disappointed.”

[diedeadenovgh]

The lyrics of this song are so amazing wow…

[your-subby-creature]

It is so silly that I'm technically working right now. I'm reading books about sex for my job. While doing my laundry. With a plug up my ass. Hello?

[paradlselost]

⠀ ⋆˚࿔ 𝓜ASTERLIST ✞˚⋆

CLOSURE — BLACK NOIR II : of course he has an agenda , thrown into playing this role of a guy whose always stoic and silent - can you blame him for wanting to get to know his character better ? can you be blamed for wanting a little help mourning the sudden death of the man you loved ? THIEF IN THE SHADOWS — BLACK NOIR II : precious diamonds and jewelry guarded by action movie lasers and alarms is easy work for a cat burglar like you . what you don't know , however , is the night you've planned to sneak in is the same night he's on patrol . EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY — OG BLACK NOIR : he's a monster . a machine . killing when he's told and doing what he's asked without hesitation . blood has marred his suit for so long it's almost like a second skin to him . but with you , he feels human again . with you he feels like earving . FIRST LOVE / LATE SPRING — OG BLACK NOIR : leaving you is one of the hardest things he's ever had to do . coming back ? harder . you won't love him after what soldier boy did to him , what earving did to solider boy . mutually assured destruction ; and you just happen to be in the crossfire . ATONEMENT — PRIVATED : i wasn’t proud of the writing on this one so i’m sorry </3 i’m going to rewrite it and repost !

RADIO WAVES — JOHN SEED : after one of the heralds chosen is shot down mid aerial fight , the deputy finds a still working line directly to his radio and taunts him , leading to a rather embarrassing secret being revealed . BOLD AND BRAVE — JOHN SEED : the universe - or rather , God - taunts him in the form of a run-in with the deputy , the woman he had been fantasizing about moments prior and finds out that she too has been thinking of him . CRIMSON — JOHN SEED : rook's selfishness gets the better of her , and despite knowing full well that she is walking into a trap she does anything to get hudson back . at least , thats how she rationalizes her ache to see the herald . WIND UP TOY — JACOB SEED req . : a good dog obeys orders , does what they're told without a fight , eats what they're given without complaint . what can he say ? jacob's always had a soft spot for mutts .

ULTRAVIOLENCE -- PHOSPHOROUS : you're a monster ; that's what they've always called you . righteous others who never seemed to get through to you - not the way he has , at the very least . and god , he's so far from good it almost makes you feel saintly . CINNAMON GIRL -- PHOSPHOROUS : when all is said and done , you have to be reminded of your place . back to belle reave , back to the blank walls and green glow down the hall . you're lucky , in some way , to have him in the same medical wing . NATIONAL ANTHEM -- PHOSPHOROUS : COMING SOON ! pretty girl , all dolled up for him and giggling like your life depends on it - because , frankly , it does . through all the other scars you harbor you welcome his burn . and god , its been so long since he's had anyone to hold .

[cr1t1cal-darl1ng]

JOHN 5 BRACELETS : TAG 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALO

so we bought some new beads so therefore !!! update post ... now i have a plan to make all of John's albums eventually :]

JOHN ⛤

so i finally got some letter beads which got me SO excited but turns out they had a very limited selection ... but i got enough letters to spell john which made me SO happy !!! and there's little stars that we bought which were so so cute.

INVASION

this is probably my favorite bracelet from this batch ... like i said in the last post, I wasn't quite sure what colors to go for with invasion but it all worked out perfectly, in my opinion ... this bracelet is very pretty to me

LIVE INVASION

i adore live invasion it's SUCH a fun live album and i would love if john did more ... i struggled with the colors HEAVILY on this one and i think i redid it like three times before i settled on a pallette that i think worked. but when i finally settled on it i think it turned out GORGEOUS!!

REQUIEM

i don't have that good of a selection of blue so side by side it definitely looks kinda off but on it's own i also really liked this one ??? requiem has such a nice color palette and i just love how john looks in the cover .... he's so fucking pretty i can't do this anymore !!!

SONGS FOR SANITY

last but not least, we have songs for sanity, which was also kind of a request from someone who reblogged the original blog ... thank you for that by the way bc i think songs for sanity is ONE OF MY FAV JOHN 5 COVERS ??? i really like the positioning of john and the guitars ... it's just so sick .... the bracelet itself caused a slight trouble but in the end i like the final product :]

and here we have all of the bracelets together !! they're in order from release, bottom to top. 8/12 bracelets done

[quarterlifekitty]

GET CRAZIERR WITJ ITTT banging pots and pans

Everyone clapped so hard…. And it made tinkerbell live!!!!! Anyways

I tagged it in my last post, but if you like this kind of thing, please read the Warren, which this is heavily based on! It’s by @/syoddeye and it’s crazy good. Mandatory reading for all those who like John Price as an animalistic freak obsessed with “natural order”.

Rabbit is the creature John holds between his teeth. Her darting eyes and spasming heart that beats too quick and too red. He feels the jolt that goes through her when their eyes connect. It makes him feel hot and wild, like an infection has taken hold of him and its spreading faster than he can gnaw the sick limb off. He looks at her unguarded neck and feels the blood pour from mouth as his gums itch.

He would chase rabbit to the ends of the world. He stops every so often, let her catch her breath, think she’s safe. She will be, once she’s limp in his maw, he knows it. Once his hands bear down on her shoulders and his cock is grinding into her bruised cervix, then she’ll be safe. Cry and tremble all you like. He doesn’t care if fear toughens the meat. He’ll push his dick right up against her breeding chamber so it can’t escape his seed. Hold her against the dirt, nice and still, so it takes. To have young is her purpose, and it has to be his. He’s earned it, hasn’t he? A lesser male would have given up. The best quality doe can only be caught by a buck that can match her at every turn in this game.

But he could never frighten bunny. Not bunny, never bunny. If her heart races it just might burst. She’s simple and needy. Every number past 5 may as well be a million. She’s easy to overwhelm. He has to keep her inside, where it’s safe, where he can watch her. Bunny needs a collar with a bell so he knows where she is. Bunny hops straight into his lap to nuzzle and kiss him. She lives to be with him, to touch him, feel his hand firm on her head between her ears.

He undresses her, hands groping at her soft, vulnerable underbelly, feeling her pulse beat with life and warmth under the skin. Bunny’s been so good for him, hasn’t she? Acts so sweet. Turns over with trust and shows him everything he could ever ask for. Looks up at him like he hangs the moon and stars every night just for her. She deserves a reward, right? Something soft and sweet like her that she can fuss over. A litter of her own. Make a warm, homey little den for the entire clan.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 5

Propaganda

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

Please. I beg of you. Read all the propaganda I wrote, and then vote Minkowski. If you're still not convinced:

She's a first-generation Polish immigrant, and a huge part of her arc is about feeling like she had to hide her identity and prove herself to make it in the US. When she lets her accent slip out in episode 52, it's the sexiest thing to ever happen.

She has the entire rule book for her space mission memorized so she can better take care of her ship.

She talks to ghosts on multiple occasions.

She has a gay little dynamic with the 2024 sexiest podcast character, Isabel Lovelace.

She expertly navigates multiple hostage situations.

Along with musicals, she's ALSO really into Sylvia Plath.

She lives under a rock and does not know anything about pop culture, which is adorable.

She writes show tunes!

vote for the commander you fools, vote like the wind!!!!!!!!!

John Doe (Malevolent):

VOTE JOHN DOE EVERYONE!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!! MY BELOVED YELLOW GLOWING EYE CREATURE!!! HE CERTAINLY DESERVES YOUR VOTE !

PLEASEEEE VOTE FOR JOHN😭😭😭 he’s so GODDDD HES AN ELDRITCH GOD THAT JUST WANTS LOVE😭😭 (if you know me PLEASE VOTE FOR JOHN I KNOW YOU DONT KNOW HIM BUT PLEASEEEE HES PERFECTTTT!!! And also listen to Malevolent 🤩)

(vote John tho, he's such a baby, you wouldn't hurt a baby!)

i wasnt gonna say anything and just see how it turns out but PLEASEEEE VOTE FOR JOHN PLEASE MY POOKIE���💔💔💔💔FAVOURITEST GUY EVER HIS VOICE IS SO NICE PLEASE PLEASE💔💔

Let’s not let this trans icon down guys. He didn’t fight to be who he decides for nothing. And that is the sexiest thing imaginable.

John was absolutely an eldritch nightmare BUT is literally getting better and learning empathy and consent which is very sexy

Hello my friends and random people in my phone. Please consider voting John Doe for Sexiest Podcast Character. He is barely beating Helen Distortion and eyes are so much cooler than spirals. John deserves one (1) nice thing and if that nice thing is being voted the Sexiest Podcast Character of 2024, who am I to deny that to him? Who are we to deny that to him? Use your voice, tumblr. Vote for John.

The one who’s changing and growing, powerful and terrifying but can be tender and good, capable of mind-fuckery but instead trying to be a better being and make up for thousands of years of terrible choices

John's entire identity is about defying the rules you were forced into at birth, and deciding you can be whoever you decide. And nothing is sexier than that.

Hello, we the good people at John's campaign headquarters, come to you with a very special message about our candidate and why he deserves your vote with a compilation of his best hits.

A vote for John is a vote for justice. And being your true self. And choosing your own name. And being really really cool.

John Propaganda video by @lunaescribe and @rotflea.

JOHNDOE2025 video by @curbledmiilk.

John Doe Acceptance speech by @malevolentcast.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

the most badass commander there is. she spent a week hunting a plant monster living on the air ducts of her station with a goddamn harpoon. she managed to keep her people alive and get them home. she managed to keep Eiffel alive for like five years and for that alone she deserves a fucking medal

She did not just spend one week hunting the plant monster, she spent TWO WEEKS hunting the plant monster. Later on, she used the very same harpoon to murder an evil capitalist WHILE SHE HAD A BULLET IN HER CHEST.

She's haunted by the memory of the first time she took a life, and what's sexier than a character with regrets?

She works out. Muscle women. Enough said.

She's devoted to protecting her crew above all else, and despite her self-doubt, she's REALLY damn good at it.

She's a theater kid! She loves musicals! She writes showtunes! Sondheim is her favorite composer!

She Russian-Roulettes a guy into not blowing up her ship, and does such a good job of it that he never even realizes there aren't any bullets in her gun.

She's been trapped in a time loop, possibly multiple times.

She's the best character in all of audio drama, I love her, she's beautiful, she's sexy, and she deserves every vote.

#minkowski my beloved. love of my life. other half of my heart. sexiest woman in podcast ever. i love her

#MINKOWSKI!!!!!! #i love her sooo much fun fact

#my girl! my favorite girl! she won! #let's keep this energy going everyone!

I don't really remember anything about Wolf 359 since I only listened to a few episodes so I'm throwing my lot in with whoever has the most compelling/funniest propaganda. I think this would be funny and I commit to nothing if not the bit

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

But. MINKOWSKI. Please read all that Minkowski propaganda I wrote and then consider voting for her. She's the love of my life and THE sexiest podcast woman, bar none.

MINKOWSKI

John Doe (Malevolent):

A fragment of the Eldritch Deity that has gained independence, attached to possibly the world's most pathetic man. Also have you heard his voice

JOHNNN, JOHN I BELIEVE IN YOU

Gonna need everyone to vote for John plz

Don't let John down, he needs a win, he's had a miserable time lately : (

his voice is jsut. really good

sorry but queer rumbling voice John Doe is too powerful to not vote for here. Also no one in canon will tell him this and he deserves to know.

ok but the way John Doe said labrynthine

If John wins I'll write him kissing Noel

Trans Icon

LISTEN TO HIS VOICE

Threatens to disembowl anyone who hurts the person he loves

Once tried to kill a priest for making goo goo eyes at his man

Was an evil warlord turned soft poetry lover

Can still throw hands when needed

Clever as fuck

Wants to see a movie SO BAD

Memorizes poems just for his wet cat -V protective of his wet cat partner

VOTE JOHN

Crew we can't let trans icon movie lover, most jealous husband in the universe John Doe lose...

If John wins I'll cosplay him again

Vote John!! he's everything. eldritch god, in a codependent relationship with a feral cat of a man, nice voice, he even likes poetry

I've actually nutted to John's voice before. /hj

like this isn't even his full power s2 voice but mannnnn he sounds so hungry and feral for Arthur all the time...

ASSEMBLING THE MALEVOLENT CROWD. POOKIES FOLLOW YOUR DUTY AND HELP THIS MISERABLE MAN OUT!!!!

do NOT let my glorious goat LOSE!!!!

JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN J

Vote John Doe!!!

MOOTS PLEASE VOTE JOHN 💔💔💔💔

VITE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN

LETS GO JOHN DOE

malevolent fans RISE

JOHN LETS GOOOOOOOO

hey all my mutuals, do some work for your favorite yellow boy

Vote for John!! Joohn!!!!

IM SORRY BUT PLEASE VOTE JOHN HES AWESOME I PROMISE

VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN VOTE JOHN COME ON GUYS

Guys vote John Doe as sexiest podcast character please he deserves this 🙏

CMON FOLKS, JOHN DOE JOHN DOE JOHN DOE

JOHN SWEEP!

IM SORRY JOHN!!!! (I’m really not)

VOTE FOR JOHN!!!

PLEASE VOTE JOHN PLEASE

[zerosomnia]

I saw the John walker napping together and I'm DYING for another one Like I'm obsessed🎀 I like longish stories not to long but not to short and then it's just MHAH🤌🤌🤌 CHEFS KISS💋

I'm hoping you'd do another part? PLEASEEEE

Authors note: Hello! This was my first request and was so fun to write! I'm sorry for the wait, I was away on holiday and haven't been near my devices. But I hope I delivered with this, it could be read either as an 'after the nap' part 2 or just as a stand alone. But yes this was so fun and thank you so much for your support, I really appreciate it!!! ❤️🫶

Thunderbolts John Walker x Reader

'What the morning holds'

Summary: A lazy morning with John is a rare occurrence, one that he finds himself enjoying more and more as he settles into life with the you around.

Genre: Fluff, Fluff, and, more Fluff!!!

Word count: 1,168

It wasn’t unusual for John to be the first awake. He was a creature of habit, and typically his schedule did not allow for morning rest. Days started at 5 and ended whenever he crashed into bed. However, the formation of the ‘new avengers’ had changed that. Missions were allocated based on availability and ability. John was no longer thrown at whatever issue popped up. He was no longer dragged from sleep, groggy and uncoordinated. He was no longer tugged away from his only solace in a grim sense of duty. No. His solace lay beside him, sprawled out on top of the covers and lit dimly in the light permeating through the curtains. 

He watched you silently for a few minutes, basking in the sound of your heavy breathing, and observing how your closed eyes shifted in response to your dreams. The warm tingle of sleep still clung to his bare skin which was hidden under your soft sheets. He ran hot when he slept, preferring the comfort of loose boxers to any real pyjamas. Walker’s body responded with a clumsy sluggishness as he rolled himself onto his side. He needed to be closer to you. The gentle scent of your soap wafted in the air, intoxicatingly sweet and intensely familiar. It simultaneously set every nerve in his body on fire and yet completely relaxed him. His hand moved on its own accord, up towards your hair so that he could comb his fingers through it. You sighed in your sleep and snuggled towards him, your body automatically leaning into his warmth. Contentment washed over him like a soothing bath, a rare treat in the marathon of his life. He was used to constant stress, and the lack of time to think about anything other than the now. But in moments like these, there was a sense of calm, a chance for new thoughts to creep in, bringing with them a sense of ‘what-if’. And those thoughts only worsened when you opened your eyes, as you turned to him and that big, sleepy smile stretched across your cheeks. 

“Hi.” John’s heart skipped, he’d spend every waking moment trying to see that smile again. The one that said nothing but showed him every feeling you’d ever had about him.  

“Morning,” John’s voice was low and hoarse with the remnants of sleep. You rolled closer into him, tracing your fingers through the sparse hair on his chest. Neither of you spoke, simply enjoying the silence that came with such mornings. They were still rare, and you still cherished them dearly. John rolled backwards with a grunt, pulling you gently over him.  

In response, you swung your leg up over his hips and lowered yourself onto his chest as the two of you lay together. His heartbeat was strong and steady. You could feel the combination of the rhythm and his warmth lulling you back into your slumber. So, you sat up. Well, you tried. Your body groaned in protest, and you heard an offended grunt escape John from behind you. You chuckled as you ignored him, rubbing at your eyes. 

“If I don’t get up now, I’m not going to get up.” 

“So don’t get up?” John grumbled with feigned annoyance, allowing a long arm to snake around your waist and hold you in position. You forgot how tall he was, and that height came with long limbs and too much strength. 

“Noo, I have stuff to do today-” Your whining was interrupted by your body being yanked down. John rolled over onto his stomach, arm still around your waist and upper chest pinning you to the bed. His warm breath fanned over your ear.  

“That stuff can wait.” You could hear the grin creeping into his voice, a low rumble that confirmed he was only messing with you. He’d move if you wanted him to. But did you want him to? “You can tell them I wouldn’t let you leave,” you feigned resistance, half-heartedly pushing on his bicep as he chuckled quietly at you. 

“But then they’ll be mad at you.” 

“I can be the bad guy if it means I get to keep you for a little longer.” He smiled at you, one eye open and studying your face from the pillow. You sighed, sinking back into the bed. But a small sense of relief flooded through your body. The small silence between you allowed for the other sounds of the morning to cut through, birds tweeting, the sounds of the city, and finally, rain. Oh, that was a good sign, and so was the pinging of your phone. You threw your arm out towards the bedside table, feeling about for the cold surface of your phone. Wincing, you studied the bright screen. 

“Looks like you won’t have to be Mr.EvilGuy after all. Plans were cancelled because of the rain.” A small, happy noise rumbled through Walker’s chest, and he tugged you in closer.  His nose pressed up against your collarbone as he pressed small butterfly kisses up your neck, beard tickling at the sensitive skin underneath. Eventually he slowed, groaning contentedly into the skin at the side of your neck, and his weight on your body increased. You traced your fingers down his arm, feeling yourself slowly start to sink back into slumber. 

He wasn’t going to get back to sleep, John had known that even before he had asked you to stay. But that wasn’t the point. He snuggled into you, enjoying the slow thrum of your pulse against his nose as he rested against you. He could hear the others from down the hall, a collective batch of laughter and shrieking in the kitchen. No doubt the result of Alexei’s terrible cooking skills. No. He wouldn’t deal with it yet; he’d enjoy this time with you. The others were an issue for later in the day. 

It was nearly midmorning by the time you awoke again, this time you were alone in the bed. As you gazed around the room in a fog, you could see John’s towel strewn across the chair by his desk, still damp from use. As you listened for movement, the door slid open, revealing a dressed and showered John holding two steaming mugs. 

“I was just coming to wake you up,” he grinned at you. The aroma of coffee swirled in the air as he handed you a mug, the mattress shifting under his weight as he sat beside you. As you wrapped your hands around the cup, you watched him through the steam. John was flicking through his phone absentmindedly, either unaware of your gaze or simply accepting it. Warmth tingled through you as you took in the sight of him, usually so structured and rigid, but now gentle and quiet. Pride pricked at you, happiness that you were his quiet place in all of the mess that was life. And in the calm of this morning, it was as true as ever. You were his solace. 

[yandereunsolved]

🦇 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 & 𝙳𝙲 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 🦇

“Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith first, the trust part comes later.” – Clark Kent (Superman)

"I get it. Guns make things go faster. But what's the damn rush?" — Richard 'Dick' Grayson (Nightwing)

"Sorry I'm late. But you try changing clothes in a hybrid." — Oliver Queen (Green Arrow)

— 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 —

Alfred Pennyworth

Barbara Gordon

Bruce Wayne

Cassandra Cain

Clark Kent 'Superman'

Damian Wayne

Diana Prince 'Wonder Woman'

Dick Grayson

Duke Thomas

Harleen Quinzel

Jack Napier 'Joker'

Jason Todd

John Constantine

Jonathan Crane

Katherine 'Kate' Kane

Pamela Isley

Selina Kyle 'Catwoman'

Stephanie Brown

Tim Drake

— 𝖠𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗐/ 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝖻𝖻𝗅𝖾 —

Yandere Bruce Wayne

word count: 148 cw(s): yandere themes "𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘺."

Yandere Clark Kent 'Superman'

word count: 856 cw(s): yandere themes―heavy obsessive ideations "𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘩𝘺."

Yandere Damian Wayne

word count: 131 cw(s): kidnapping "―𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴."

Yandere Jason Todd

word count: 196 cw(s): manipulation, paranoia, & active kidnapping "𝘈𝘮 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺?"

Yandere Jonathan Crane

word count: 232 cw(s): alluded to assault, manipulation, & gaslighting "𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵; 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶."

Yandere Richard 'Dick' Grayson

word count: 214 cw(s): yandere themes "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺."

Yandere self-aware Clark Kent

word count: cw(s): yandere themes {tbd}

Yandere self-aware Prime Earth Joker

word count: 341 cw(s): yandere themes "𝘏𝘢, 𝘩𝘢, 𝘩𝘢 .ᐟ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘺𝘦𝘵, 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶?"

Yandere Stephanie Brown

word count: 356 cw(s): kidnapping & manipulation "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵!" (𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺.)

Yandere Tim Drake

word count: 89 cw(s): yandere themes "𝘐𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵."

— 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 —

Yandere Batfam pining over Bruce's reluctant darling ⋆

word count: 706 cw(s): trauma and trauma responses (Batfam), family dysfunction, and stalking {tbrp}

Yandere self-aware Bruce Wayne ⋆

word count: 597 cw(s): stalking combined with heavy obsessive ideation {tbrp}

Yandere self-aware Dick Grayson ⋆

word count: 633 cw(s): delusions, isolating reader, and stalking {tbrp}

Yandere self-aware Jason Todd ⋆

word count: 508 cw(s): Jason's trauma and unhealthy coping/attachment {tbrp}

Yandere self-aware Jason Todd (part 2) ⋆

word count: 515 cw(s): kidnapping, isolation, manipulation, delusions, violence (towards others, not reader), unhealthy coping/attachment {tbrp}

— 𝙻𝚒𝚕 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚜 —

୨ৎ answered asks and other silly lil things ୨ৎ

Accidental Mob Boss darling (#1)

Accidental Mob Boss darling (#2)

Accidental Mob Boss darling (#3)

Accidental Mob Boss darling (#4)

Accidental Mob Boss darling (#5)

Accidental Mob Boss darling ft. John Constantine (#6)

Accidental Mob Boss darling ft. John Constantine (#7)

Accidental Mob Boss darling ft. John Constantine (#8)

Accidental Mob Boss darling #president edition (#9)

Crackship ― Jayin/Treed

"If you were in Gotham, which Robin/vigilante would you want to save you?"

In' Nygma (Riddler's Child Reader) w/ yandere Batman

Immortal darling w/ yandere Joker and Batman

Yandere Batman going after The Riddler's child

Yandere Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent incorrect quote

Yandere Bruce - vs - Yandere Damian

Yandere Bruce Wayne w/ one-night stand darling

Yandere Dick Grayson

Yandere Jason Todd incorrect quote

Yandere self-aware John Constantine

Yandere self-aware Tim Drake

Yandere self-aware Tim Drake: multidimensional hacker and kink praiser

Yandere self-aware Tim Drake: multidimensional hacker and creature fucker extraordinaire (he needs therapy)

Yandere self-aware Tim Drake: The Certified Monster Fucker

Yandere self-aware Tim Drake with a darling that matches his freak

Yandere Tim Drake incorrect quote

( to be cross-posted to ao3 ‎)

⋆ unpolished: not a full set of headcanons (still spellchecked)

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I AM a new creature in Christ Jesus. (2 Corinthians 5:17)

I AM the temple of the Holy Spirit. (1 Corinthians 6:19)

I AM delivered from the power of darkness and translated into God's Kingdom. (Colossians 1:13) 

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