#jon snow incorrect quote

[sasha-naell]

Catelyn : So this is my first son, Robb and then we have my second

Jon :

Catelyn : Sansa. Then we have Arya, Bran and Rickon. Then we have Theon.

Jon : Oh come on !

Catelyn : Then we have the dogs.

Jon : OH COME ON !!!

[akarena]

Sansa: *discussing politics* Jon: *questions his existence*

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Gods, you really are a Targaryen. Otherwise, none of this would be nearly as dramatic.

- Anyone, to any Targaryen, ever.

[barelyanartblog]

Careful what you ask for Arya

[inncorrect-starklings]

Ygritte: {grumbling with a black eye}

Jon: What happened to you?

Val: She’s just upset because It’s national “punch a ginger day”

Ygritte: I told you that is a made up Holliday and you’re the only one that celebrates!

Sansa: {glares at Arya}

[amorvincitomniamore]

Arya: Jon, can you light the torch? Jon Snow: You two are the only light I need in my life. Daenerys: So sweet. We can't see, though.

[pokenk]

Arya: Time for plan G.

Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B?

Arya: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Robb: What about plan D?

Arya: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Bran: What about plan E?

Arya: I’m hoping not to use it. Theon dies in plan E.

Jon: I like plan E.

[emptyportrait]

Jon: Okay i have to ask.....i get it that why you have three dragons, but what's the deal with that little rat who's always following you around?

Dany: ???

Ser Barristan: His name is Jorah mormont.

[hyacinths-bridgerton]

Rickon: *sends a super low-quality meme to the group chat*

Arya: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

Rickon: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Sansa: Actually I did the math, Arya would have $225, not $0.15

Robb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Theon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Robb: Sorry I only have a dollar

Theon: :(

Bran: hey I just realized sansa is wrong, arya would have $22'500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Robb: If I had $22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Rickon: you can buy anything you want with $22'500

Arya: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Jon: Apply juice to what

Theon: directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

[redmangoshire]

Asoiaf Characters as Tiktok catchphrases

Jon Snow: Try not to cry. She asked for a nude. I sent a picture of the joker gently embracing impregnated crazy frog. She blocked me. She wanted a nude of my body. and I a fool sent a nude of my soul.

Ned: My shaylaah

Sandor Cleagane: Am I boring? sure. Social skills? none. But I am loyal if you feed me and I'll never leave you because I need the food.

Sansa: How do you know whats good for me?

Arya: That's my OPINIONNN.

Margaery: I call my wife bambi. She think its because she is cute with her brown eyes. Little does she know. I want someone to shoot her mother with a rifle.

[winterprince601]

jon: my little sister has never done anything wrong in her life, ever.

some bitchass lord: she has a list of people she plans to murder!

jon: gods forbid women have ambition!

[sasha-naell]

Jon : you know when you're so depressed that you can't leave your bed for 4 days and life doesn't seem to have any meaning anymore ?

Robb : No ?

Jon :

Jon : Bitch

[valarmorghulisarya]

Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Aegon: Jon, I think you should play the role of my father.

Jon: I don't want to be your father.

Aegon: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

[barelyanartblog]

Impromptu sparring session gone wrong

[inncorrect-starklings]

Jon: Honestly, what’s wrong with Dany?

Arya: Nothing

Jon: C’mon!

Sansa: Nothing Jon. She’s a keeper… just Keeper somewhere else…