#incorrect starkling

[hyacinths-bridgerton]

Rickon: *sends a super low-quality meme to the group chat*

Arya: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

Rickon: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Sansa: Actually I did the math, Arya would have $225, not $0.15

Robb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Theon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Robb: Sorry I only have a dollar

Theon: :(

Bran: hey I just realized sansa is wrong, arya would have $22'500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Robb: If I had $22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Rickon: you can buy anything you want with $22'500

Arya: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Jon: Apply juice to what

Theon: directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

[anamericangirl]

@casser-starkling did you know that you’re incorrect and the Diary of Anne Frank wasn’t banned? What was “banned” was a graphic novel based on the diary of Anne Frank which included images and descriptions of sexual behavior children don’t need to be exposed to. The actual diary of Anne Frank is still accessible in schools. Which just goes to show why you need to be wary of people like op who claim any book has been “banned.”

If a child lives in a home where the parents think gay people “shouldn’t exist” (and there aren’t actually a lot of homes like that out there - you’re buying into fear mongering) then that’s a decision parents can make. Children are raised by their parents and you don’t get to expose them to material their parents don’t want them exposed to just because you have a moral issue with that their parents believe.

And saying “kids are going to learn that sex exists” is among the worst reasons I have ever heard to advocate for giving elementary and middle school children access to books with explicit sexual content in them. You don’t have to show kids pictures of sex and graphic sexual material for them to learn sex exists.

You’re literally making the case for why these books should be “”””banned”””” by acting like either we give children access to books with explicit sexual content or they will never learn about sex and they will be in dangerous situations because they can’t read books where oral sex and touching other people’s genitals are described and shown.

Oh, what the hell, Florida.

Heyyy so I just looked at my spreadsheet of banned books and...

There are 1,402 BANNED BOOKS in the state of Florida ALONE.

To put that in perspective, on that very same spreadsheet, the number of banned books in California is: one (1).

If you guys have been following this (very new) blog and my posts, then you will know that the number of banned books in Colorado is: eight (8).

In Arkansas, it's four (4).

So. Just to reiterate, to repeat.

As of June 2023,

THE STATE OF FLORIDA HAS BANNED 1,402 BOOKS.

NEARLY HALF OF ALL BANNED BOOKS THIS YEAR, AND NEARLY THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF BANNED BOOKS IN 2022 IN TOTAL.

FLORIDA. HAS. BANNED. 1,402. BOOKS.

Please read banned books. Support libraries. Support authors. And please, please please please please, for the love of everything, stay safe. I love each and every one of you. Stay safe.

Support the American Library Association here.

[2braincellslz]

Theon: in your opinion, what is the height of Stupidity?

Talisa, turning to Robb: how tall are you?

[gottwitter]

[writingat-night]

how chores are divided in the stark household

[sansaxjeyne]

sansa: *texting the starkling groupchat*

sansa: the first one to reply after this is gats

sansa: *gay

sansa: wait fuck

robb: lmfaoooo

[hchollym]

Arya: I’m a very creative person.

Sansa: What do you create?

Arya: Chaos.

[shining-m00nlight]

Cat (coming home to a huge mess): Oh Gods, what happened here?

Arya: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Robb: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Bran: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rickon: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Sansa: I TRIED TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

[littlerockerao3]

Rickon: hey Robb, I have a girlfriend.

Robb: huh? You’re too young to have a girlfriend

Rickon; I’m sixteen

Robb: you’re-what?! Since when?! Wait a minute, how old am-? No way. No way you’re this old and no way I’m this old.

[winged-wolves]

Arya/Rickon: *rushing in a panic*

Sansa: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.

Arya: NO ONE DIED!

Sansa: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT SOUND ANY BETTER.

[alinaastarkov]

Sansa: Jon! I'm so glad we're all home! I can be the lady and it will be just like before the war!

Jon: I died and came back to life, spent some time in a wolf and now I will cut a bitch for getting my eggs wrong.

Sansa: Okay... well at least Bran is still himself.

Bran: I'm the Three Eyed Crow and also a Warg and Skinchanger, and also Lord of Winterfell get out of my chair Sansa!

Sansa: Arya, please tell me you haven't changed.

Arya: I became a Faceless Man for a bit but I'm also a courtesan, I have gotten over the self-esteem issues you caused, I'm a skilled warrior and a Warg and Skinchanger. Plus I have a wolf army now.

Sansa: Am I the only normal one?

Jon: No, because you repress your own guilt and memories so much that you haven't even realised you poisoned your eight-year-old cousin.

Sansa: Well, at least Rickon is still my sweet, innocent, docile baby brother

Rickon:

[hyacinths-bridgerton]

Gendry: so when are you going out with me?

Arya: i don't know, gendry, when are you asking me?

Gendry: hm

later

Hot Pie: SO YOU JUST RAN AWAY??!?!

Gendry: I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK!!!!

[lemonjules]

Sansa: you stabbed Jon while sparring?

Arya: well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!

Sansa: what did he say?

Arya, in jon's voice: what are you gonna do? stab me?

[2braincellslz]

Robb: I have everything under control

*explosion goes off behind him*

Robb: ignore that.

[baseballbatstilinski]

Jon: Alright! Listen up you little shits!

Jon: Not you, Arya, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[bugaboo-valerie]

Sansa: *can easily hold the high note in 'Say Amen' by P!ATD

Jon: *kinda tries, but ends up laughing and admits defeat halfway through*

Arya: *doesn't even try, even though Sansa begs her*

Rickon: *can do it, but messes up on purpose to be crazy*

Bran: *can 100% do it, but doesn't want to seem like a show-off*

Robb: *tries so fucking hard but for some reason sounds like a dying goose*