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Dear Lavi, I hope all is well with you! So, you may have probably been asked this before, but I'm still curious. Have you ever seen the animated movie, El Dorado? If so, what characters you like the best? And if you could adapt it to Asoiaf who would you chose as the characters? Sincerely, Cracktastic.
HELLLOOOOO sorry for answering so late but let's say things could be worse and I'm also swamped af -_- anyway: yes I did indeed see el dorado back in the day, it was like... years ago but honestly the main trio was pretty much all on the same degree of I LIKE YOU THREE AND YOU REALLY SHOULD BE AN OT3 TOO BAD IT'S A CARTOON AND IT'S NOT HAPPENING so pretty much I liked them all best and fuck cortez/the high priest
anyway let me think, if we had to asoiaf it... we need a working possible ot3 with people that can pass for criminals or be criminals and two of them going someplace they never set foot in before/no one else set foot in before and some religious fanatic going off and the third one being also a criminal which makes it bit more complicated than usual because without the last bit it could be a jon/sam + ygritte situation with tormund or mance being the nice city chief, ghost in place of the horse and janos slynt or someone like that being cortez (fuck him always) but no one in between the wildlings fits the insane high priest profile unless you make it set absolutely-in-universe and you make that craster somehow which... okay you'd need to change stuff around but it could work even if beyond the wall isn't exactly RICH but hey WE CAN WORK WITH IT, alternatively if you make el dorado the iron islands (.... which I mean........ not rich either but NEVER MIND) and don't go ot3 route and wildly change the character backgrounds/no one is noble™ you can make robb and jon tulio and miguel and theon can be chel except that he just wants to get the fuck out and ends up with the chill guy, aeron/euron can share the high priest, cortez can be whatever asshole brings them there, asha/alannys can be nice head chief bc like hell balon would be nice and in either case we switch stuff and we have both ghost and grey wind in place of the horse X°D idt it's viable with other combinations of characters I actually like but i TRIED UWU
#anonymous#ask post#the daily crack#sorry for the lateness swear to god now that holidays madness is over#i'm back seriously#throbb for ts#jon x sam for ts#jon x ygritte for ts
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This isn't a prompt because you're probably super busy with commissions and stuff, just an idea I had because I watched Shazam yesterday. Jon Snow as Billy, Sam as Freddy, Jamie and Brienne as the foster parents and Grenn, Pyp, Pod and Myrcella as the other kids. Sam helping Jon figure out his powers would be super cute and J&B would totally be great foster parents in a modern au. Also Jon ends up meeting the Starks but chooses to stay with his new family.
hey anon sorry for the late af reply! and haha yeah uh atm im too swamped with commissions for anything else BUT it’s an absolutely lovely idea and for that matter if it consoles you i had thought of au-ing that movie with witcher ppl BUT i think i had sorta done the asoiaf recast too and it wasnt too far from this?? i dont remember ngl it’s been a hell of a long time and i don’t think i wrote it down after i thought i’d do the witcher au at some point but i’ll keep it in mind because it’s indeed very lovely and you have an a+ recast there TT (ngl if his real family is r+l i vote he stays with the new one and sees the starks regularly because why depriving him but still a++++ idea 😭)
#anonymous#ask post#reference#jaime x brienne for ts#jon x sam for ts#ngl yes id be down with it#just….. ahahahaha not now 😭#like im barely writing anyway because this coffee detox thing is ending me#and everything i do for myself thats not commissions isnt getti ng finished but#this is rwally nice ill keep it in mind TT#and sorry for the late reply TT
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Pretty silly perhaps but how do you think the otps divide housework? Is Theon any good except cooking? Is Jaime even allowed near delicate fabrics? Is Brynden secretly absolutely unable to cook anything but fish?
okay so:
throbb: theon cooks, robb cleans and does the laundry, theon prob. likes to keep things tidy though so he tidies shit up while robb cleans it, theon def. does the ironing, they can both mend clothes, robb can fix electrical stuff and so on around the place
jb: brienne cooks but she insists on teaching him, he ruined the first laundry but he eventually learned except that he’ll leave her the delicate fabrics, he cleans the dishes, they split the regular cleaning, she tidies shit up, he’s better at ironing than people would have presumed, they both can fix the sink if it breaks down and the likes, they both mend their clothing
redfish: they’re actually p. evenly split except that I think brynden can cook just about anything but is shit at cleaning and jonc is the contrary so xDDD
jon/either sam or/and ygritte: jon def. cooks and irons and does the laundry because he’s that kinda person, sam occasionally cooks and ygritte gets the cleaning (split with him if ot3) and she’s the only one who can repair shit around if it breaks down but she can’t sew for shit so sam does it
sansan: he’s actually a better cook than one might think but she’s better at baking, she def. cleans, he def. does the laundry, they split the cleaning, she irons for obvious reasons ie he doesn’t want hot scalding objects near him, he keeps the place tidy and she mends stuff xD
stannis/davos: davos absolutely cooks, stannis absolutely cleans and does the laundry and keeps shit tidy, davos irons if only because then he feels like he’s not doing anythng other than cooking and occasionally mending clothes but stannis insists to do that too xDDD and he also fixes stuff when it breaks down xD
#throbb for ts#jaime x brienne for ts#sansan for ts#jon x ygritte for ts#jon x sam for ts#redfish for ts#Anonymous#ask post
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imagine sam when he realises "wait, wait - I am 100% the top in this relationship!"
HE IS HE IS AND JON IS 100% LIKE ‘WELL YEAH GENIUS YOU ARE NOW COME AND TOP ME ALREADY’
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I'm so excited for tonight's episode, for them to kill the Night King in the first 5 minutes, all the characters to talk out their shit and get one the same page in the next 10, and then start planning the Braime/Jonerys/Gendrya/Theonsa quadruple wedding. These are my very realistic and not at all denial fueled expectations.
why, you’re telling me that the rest of the episode isn’t davos and tyrion planning that wedding? why would you say anything against those lines? of course the rest of the season is those two planning weddings and dadvos adopting ppl left and right because someone has to walk them to that fucking tree or so help me
....... except that now I’m thinking about it for real and like........ none of those people actually has living fathers in that place to bring them to the tree good god dadvos is going to walk a lot of them I feel also excuse me quintuple wedding, sam and gilly still have to tie the knot u_________u
#him and tyrion are gonna like start picking at random#he absolutely walks jon and gendry the brides can wait#fuck tradition amrite#he's absolutely also walking theon#idk with jb because tyrion COULD walk jaime admittedly#HMMMMMMMMMMMM#let's just go with the crack huh#jaime x brienne for ts#gendrya for ts#theonsa for ts#jonerys for ts#sam x gilly for ts#ch: davos seaworth#ch: tyrion lannister#nellethiel-aranel#ask post
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