#joshy g

[d-lanx]

"My legs are so sore, but they're so jacked!"

[tru3loveontheside]

tweeting from my laptop at school XD

[vashito]

Stellar alts merch tee, entrance vest, and special match silver gear

[friendlyfoxpal]

Snowstorm in my Heart

For @kazuyumi1412 who wanted Himuro and Fuyutsuki from The Ice Guy & His Cool Female Colleague. Having a flustered handheld scene.

I remember watching this anime and remember it being pretty cute so i was happy to work on this. And thought it be cute if Fuyutsuki was making a snow cat in his hand with all the snow ending up accumulating in his hand, Himuro silently gushing on how cute she is. Though not all the silent with all the blizzards he is making. Not that she seems to mind being used to it.

@gtgotcha4gaza

[yangbojian]

Yuri for beginners (part 2)：

11. Hanjuku Joshi 12. Shiroi Heya no Futari 13. Girl Friends (Morinaga Milk) 14. Watashi no Oshi wa Akuyaku Reijou. 15. Hoshikawa Ginza Yonchoume 16. Yume no Kayoiji 17. 2DK, G Pen, Mezamashidokei. 18. After Hours 19. Kakeochi Girl 20. Omoi no Kakera

[cannibalisticdespair]

Onee-loli fans, this is your reminder to read Onee-san wa Joshi Shougakusei ni Kyoumi ga arimasu

[thecubes]

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[dawntized]

warnings: somewhat brat tamer!josh, he uses the name “slut”, edging, p in v sex, umm yeah

a/n: first post on here !!!! hope you all enjoy my sick lil thoughts about joshy <3

“do i look like i’m fucking messing around? hm? do i look like i won’t punish you?” josh spat as he grabbed your jaw, forcing you to look at him. “flirting with mike.. right in my face.” josh shook his head disapprovingly.

you had a smirk on your face, knowing you had josh right where you wanted him. you purposefully pissed him off just so he’d fuck you good to remind you of who you belonged to.

“i should treat you like a little slut since you wanna act like one, huh?” josh asked as he leaned down, his eyes boring into yours. his pupils were blown and his eyes were wide as he watched you.

josh stood up straight, letting your jaw go. “get on the bed.” he ordered. josh felt his blood boil when you didn’t move an inch, still watching him with hooded eyes. “i said, get on the fucking bed, now!” he yelled, his deep voice startled you, causing you to scramble up onto the bed.

josh wasted no time, pushing you back onto the bed and turning you on your stomach. arousal pooled in your panties with the way josh was manhandling you into the position he desired.

he pulled your hips up, creating an arch in your back. "this is what you wanted? for me to fuck you like a little slut? is that it?“ josh pressed his clothed bulge to your heat, “want me to remind you who this pussy belongs to?" he asked, delivering a sharp smack to your ass.

josh smiled sadistically when you cried out. he quickly unbuttoned your jeans, pulled them off of you before doing the same with your panties. “look at that… little slut’s turned on cause i’m punishing her.” josh chuckled, running his fingers through your slick before he pulled them away.

josh stepped away from the bed, leaving you spread out for him, “beg for it.” he demanded. you turned your head, peering over your shoulder at josh, who was standing with his arms crossed. “c’mon, better start begging if you want my cock.” he began to take off his flannel, tossing it across the room. “cause right now.. doesn’t seem like you deserve my cock.” he shrugged.

you glared at him, “i’ll just get mike to fuck me.” josh felt his blood boil at the mention of mike’s name. he swiftly moved over to the bed, his eye twitching with anger. “you’re on thin ice, slut.” he seethed, “you must not want to cum tonight.” josh pressed two of his fingers to your entrance before thrusting them in roughly.

he smirked as he saw your mouth go agape at the pleasure. he quickly pistoned his fingers in and out of your cunt as you cried out, your hands gripping at the sheets below you. “already falling apart just from my fingers.” josh tutted.

before you could get close, josh pulled his fingers out of you, laughing mockingly at your whines. “you thought i was gonna let you get away that easily?” he asked, “you’re gonna have to work for it, princess.”

josh unbuttoned his pants, shoving them down along with his boxers. his wrapped his hand around the base of his cock, pressing it against your hole.

he slowly pushed the tip of his cock in before pulling out. “are you gonna be a good girl, now? gonna stop being a brat so i can fuck you good?” he asked while teasing your cunt more, pushing in further before pulling out.

“mmph fuck, josh! i’ll be good, ‘m sorry.” you whined, trying to move your hips against his cock. “fucking pathetic,” he huffed, giving in to your pleas as he fully thrusted in.

josh gave you no time to adjust before he began to rock his hip, setting a deep and fast pace. "you're gonna learn your place," josh panted, "gonna ruin this cunt for anyone else." josh’s hips never faltered, his cock pistoning in and out of her soaked heat.

loud moans erupted from your chest as your walls fluttered around his cock, your orgasm building up with every thrust. “g-gonna cum, josh-!” you cried.

josh’s hips slowed, he leaned over you, his lips near your ear, “so tell me, who does this pussy belong to?” his hand slid around to your clit, lightly drawing circles on the bud. “no, josh, please! belongs to you!” you whined, your hands grasping at his arms around your waist.

“good girl,” he purred, “say it louder. i want everyone to know that this cunt is mine. that you’re mine. my good little girl." josh began thrusting his hips once again, the tip of his cock reached deep inside of you as you moaned loudly.

“you’re clenching me so- tight! cum on my cock, baby.” josh panted, feeling himself nearing the edge. “let everyone know who’s fucking you this good.” with a few more deep thrusts, your vision went white as your orgasm hit, your walls fluttering around josh’s length.

josh’s name left your mouth in a scream, his hips not slowing as he chased his own high. “fuck, i’m cumming, princess-!” josh grunted. he pressed his hips flush against yours as he released his seed deep inside of you.

josh pulled out, collapsing beside you on the bed. “no more flirting with mike,” he panted, a smile forming on his face as he wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling your spent body closer to his <3

[dissolvedprincess]

Josh begging reader to fuck him

(PART 2)

✷ cw : 18+, nsfw, teasing, female reader, vaginal penetration, oral sex, unsafe sex

PART 1

Enjoy🤭

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“Good fucking boy.”

He was always the best at going down on you, tongue parting you deliciously slow. Prepping you for what’s to come. One of your hands went back to thread itself into his hair, ever the affectionate girlfriend.

It pleased you to hear his muffled moans. His tongue and nose buried so deep in you, it was hard to know if he was even breathing.

You let out a moan when his mouth latched to your swollen clit.

“Josh!” you moan again.

Your eyes roll to the back of your head when you felt his tongue alternate between flicking and sucking. “That feels so fucking g- Oh god.” you cut yourself when you felt two of his fingers breach you. Expertly finding the spot that drove you crazy every time.

You looked down at him when you felt his mouth unlatch. He looked so cute with cum and spit all over the lower part of his face. Fingers still jackhammering itself into you, never losing rhythm. Your pussy sounded satisfyingly wet, it drove you to clench on his fingers harder.

“Wish it was your dick instead of your fingers huh?”

“Yeahyeah..yeah i do..fuck.” he sounded brainless.

Josh always looks so blissful every time he gets to go down on you; lids low and eyes hazy. Little did you know, he would ask to die between your legs if he could.

He leaned his cheek on your thigh again. “Am i ah- doing good baby?” he panted.

“Yeah oh- yeah yesyesyes right there!”

He took your approval as a cue to get back into it. Lips quick to attach itself to your warm middle, fingers pumping.

“I’m cumming Josh i’m cumming!” your hips buck and you feel your back come off the bed; hand roughly holding his head in place. You came so hard, your vision blurred. The whole room turned into an unfocused mess.

You let out a loud groan that devolved into a pleasurable whine.

“Oh good boy, good boy.” you say weakly. Body still buzzing with satisfaction. You try your best to get control over your heart rate and breathing but the image of Josh lapping up your cum riled you up again, much faster than you wanted to.

“Come up here baby.” you reached out to him.

He slowly trailed up your body, arms settling between your head; careful with his weight on you. You lock your arms around his neck.

“Give me a kiss Joshie.” you slightly stuck your tongue out, further turning him on.

He immediately caught your tongue between his lips. You groan at the taste of your own cum mixed into his saliva. No wonder he liked eating you out so much.

He tilted his head to the side to give you a much deeper kiss. He slides his hand from beside your head to your ankle, pulling at your legs to cross at his back.

“Oh-Josh.”

“Can i fuck you now?” he asked in between wet kisses; brows all furrowed. You felt his dick kissing your entrance, still very much hard; you swore he could burst any second now.

“Yes.”

“Fuck yeah.” he sighed.

“But.”

He looked at you like you had betrayed him in the worst way possible.

“What? What is it now? I’ll do anything, just tell me quick. Please baby.” he pleaded. Hand casually pumping his dick for relief not release; he wants to his cum in you; not on you and you know that already.

“Wet yourself with my cum first, i don’t want you to fuck me dry. Push your dick in between my cunt but don’t push inside. I’ll let you know when you can put it in. Got it?”. It’s always fun whenever you get to tease him like this.

“Okay yeah i can do that okay yeah” he pushed himself to his knees and folded your legs. Hands holding on to your waist to ground himself.

He moaned when he dragged his dick across your wet cunt, occasionally pushing on your clit to make you feel good too. Your toes curl at the sensation.

“Does it feel good?” you asked.

“It does, ohh it does.” he pants.

“Just a little bit more baby, patience.”

You know damn well his dick is soaked already, ready to fuck you till your legs shake. But man is this fun. You bite your nail at the sight of his dick sliding between your cunt. Letting out soft moans whenever he pushed in slightly just to pull out again.

“Okay ah shit- you’ve earned it Josh. Now fuck me.”

He let out a small sound and leaned over you again.

You both let out a moan when he finally pushed inside. His brain going into haywire after being edged for too long.

“Ohhhh fuckkkkkkk” his eyes rolled back.

Your body trembles, adjusting to his size; a shock to your system every time.

“Josh-“ you didn’t get the chance to get a word in.

The drag of his cock overwhelmingly delicious; rhythm rough. His grip on your hips tighten, dragging you to meet him in the middle. Hips slamming into yours without mercy.

“Your pussy feels so ah-shit, good. You’re so wet.”he praised.

A strangled noise leave your lips as an attempt to respond to him, giving up on forming actual sentences. Preferring to instead scream out unintelligible sounds of pleasure.

“Yeahyeahyeah ahh yeah fffuuh-ckkk Josh!”

You whimper as he folded your body even more, your legs frame the sides of his face. The new angle had his cock reaching deeper inside you. You screamed even louder, out of pain or pleasure; you don’t even know anymore.

“I think i’m gonna cum” you whimpered. The view of his pleasure twisted face always did you in.

The headboard was banging against the wall so loudly, you were sure to hear all about it in the morning.

You didn’t think it was still possible but his thrusts got more erratic, signaling you of his near release.

“Har-der! Fuck me harder!”

He shifted his hips a little, another new angle that was ruthless on your g-spot.

You claw at his back to drag him closer to you. Your pants tickle his ear, “Good boy, you’re doing so good.”

He let out a shy moan, stroke faltering.

“Now cum. Cum inside me.” you commanded.

He let out an animalistic groan. Arms coming around your shoulders to hold you, making sure you’re not shifting while he pumps his cum inside you.

“Ohh fuck..” he weakly moans.

The sensation of him cumming inside you, pushed you to the edge. You’ve never came this hard before in your life.

One of your hand comes up to hold the back of his neck, while the other grabbed his ass. Pushing him further inside you, while his hips still weakly ruts.

“Shit babe.” you said, letting out a giggle.

“Yeah..that was..crazy.” he responded, breathless.

You squished his face between your palms. “You did good baby, so good. I don’t think i’ve ever came that hard before.” You kiss him all over his face to further show your gratitude.

“Reawy?” he asked with genuine surprise.

“Really.” you say with a smile.

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Hope you guys had fuuuuuunnn~~~🤤 I’ve never written such a long sex scene before, idk if this is any good tbh!

Excuse any mistakes cz it’s currently 1 am and i do not have the energy to proofread. I will fix any mistakes much later in the day, it’s bed time for me now! Good night! ❤️🤗

[sixer-was-here]

So Craig Boone and Cadey, any other nicknames for your companions?

... Is Craig Boone not his actual name?? I swear it is.

Uhh anyway, I make up nicknames for everyone. I'll go ahead and set up a little list type thing for convenience.

Arcade = Cadey

Cass: Cassie

Veronica = Lady McPunch

Lily = Grandma/G-Ma

Boone = Boobe or Tall-dark-and-brooding (if I'm feeling silly)

Raul = Señor Beatdown

ED-E = Edds

Rex = T-Rex

I also had nicknames for my temporary ones, believe it or not. I didn't think of any nicknames for Follows-Chalk or Walking-Cloud though. I think their normal names sound better than anything I can come up with.

Dean Domino = Shithead/Motherfucker/Dumbass

God/Dog = Dod/Gog

Christine = Christie <3

Joshua = J-Dog or Joshy

[d-lanx]

Banger Bros Celtic Warrior Workouts Best Bits

"The man who puts the iron in irn bru"

The scream when drew flexes in his entrance.

Drew's cunty walk to the ring :)

Pointing out the "Punk sucks" on the sign and saying "yes he does"😏

Sheamus asking if Drew wants to do another lap and he's instantly like "I could do 10 more laps :)"

The dramatic lean off the ropes.

Ok but the way Drew impersonated sheamus saying "i need you" all breathy and desperate😵‍💫😵‍💫

Drew giggling so much talking about he's gonna "slap the guyliner off his face" when asked about his coming match with Damian Priest.

Sheamus telling Drew no swearing, and Drew immediately says "fricks sake" like he's reallllllllllllly struggling to hold back.

Drew chilling leaning against the ropes.

Sheamus having a shirt saying "I'm available" and Drew saying his wife won't appreciate it. Sheamus saying he's available for hire for weddings, birthdays, etc. Can I have him next?

Drew excitedly raising his hand to see a-town do the workout with them.

Grayson Waller's impression of Sheamus dying after cardio.

Josh repeatedly calling Sheamus "Sheamy" :)

Omfg the squats.

Drew doing pushups on his fists😵‍💫

Grayson Waller to a person in the crowd, "How many burpees you done in your life big guy? Yeah not many, judging by your wife. You could have done better."

Drew on his knees, hair getting mussed up, panting, then sticking his tongue out at the camera😵‍💫

A-Town's panic at being asked to get involved.

Drew wanting to see them get their tops off and pose "LA Knight style". I know what you are.

Drew happily watching A-town do push ups, vibing. Then telling them to "get those breasts to the mat". Sir I definitely know what you are.

Drew pumping his fists in the air when Austin Theory won the pushup contest.

Drew saying "My legs are so sore, but so jacked" while tugging his shorts up to show off his quads😵‍💫

The piggy back ride at the end is just so stinking cute.

[stereopticons]

On This Day in Schitt's Creek: June 8

2018

Patrick's Place [david/patrick, G, 1,940] by @endemictoearth

A 'what if David HAD spent the night at Patrick's when Alexis had lice' mini-AU.

2019

david rose is not a sad sack [david/patrick, T, 2,091] by fleurmatisse

Alexis keeps setting David up on the worst dates, and David keeps running into the same guy afterwards.

got a kiss like summer in the dirty south [david/patrick, E, 3,747] by @whetherwoman

It's a slow day at the store, and Patrick makes plans for the evening.

Look Inside You and Be Strong [david/patrick, G, 2,947] by davidpatricks

David and Patrick renew their vows.

Operation: Get Stevie Laid [david/patrick, E, 3,954] by @mickeysmyheart

"David and Patrick are Stevie’s wingmen on a night out named ‘Operation: Get Stevie Laid’. They check out guys together and rate them out of ten, guess their profession and whole back story before deciding which one Stevie should go talk to."

Paved with Good Intentions [patrick & rachel, M, 7,016] by Coffee_Flavored_Kisses

Before David, there was Rachel. Before David, there was nothing.

That Lesson Alone [david/patrick, T, 51,172] by @letteredlettered

Patrick takes David back to his hometown. Patrick, apparently, has a backstory.

2020

Baby Lego Patrick & the Lonely Goatherd [patrick & marcy, G, 1,062] by @neelyo67

Marcy Brewer enjoys a holiday movie-watching tradition with her son Patrick.

dance with somebody [david/patrick, G, 579] by @tuatarasa

Upon looking at the speaker, he suddenly had an idea. Patrick went over and picked up David’s phone to change the song. Behind him he could hear David’s offended mumbling, “What are you doing?! This is my brilliantly curated playlist for this moment with the perfect mix of Mariah for us.” Prompt: David and Patrick playing joyous and silly music to dance around the living room to. (Not spoiling the song but it is not the one in the title.)

Make it official [david/patrick, G, 251] by OrganizedWatermelon

“So, I have a question. Just purely logistical.”“What’s that?”—David wants to clarify something after being serenaded by Mariah Carey.

Meddling Kids [david/patrick, G, 1,433] by @froggierboy

Whilst volunteering to help out the high school drama club, Patrick has a small revelation about marriage. - The kids huddle around, shooting David incredibly blatant glances. "Who is this?" Asks Joshie, a junior who's chalk-full of innuendo. She's eyeing David speculatively, head tilted. "This is the guy who just brought you all pizza." Patrick leans in to peck David, a quick, cursory thing, as David gets close to him. "Guys, this is my husband, David."

Memories worth preserving [gen, G, 1,255] by For_pucks_sake

Marcy makes a very special wedding gift for Patrick and David.

More Than a Makeover [david/patrick, E, 1,940] by asoftplacetoland

Patrick spends his day off binge watching Queer Eye and David is left to pick up the pieces but not in the way he originally thinks.

morning run, morning fun [david/patrick, E, 1,515] by @hullomoon

When David goes into the kitchen he notices the snapback, leading to some fun when Patrick comes back from his run

Moving Day [david/patrick, T, 1,514] by orphan_account

Patrick and David finally move into their new home.

Nocturnal [david/patrick, E, 11,251] by @dazedwriter1

Follows episode 602 - The Incident.Patrick is on a mission today. A "get David through this" mission. He just wants to make everything better.Explicit for future chapters.

stay stay stay [david/patrick, T, 884] by @tuatarasa

You took the time to memorize meMy fears, my hopes, and dreamsI just like hanging out with you, all the timeAll those times that you didn't leave, it's been occurring to meI'd like to hang out with you, for my whole life Based on lyrics from Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift. Patrick learns how to help David with his panic attacks. David loves him for it.

the only someone for you [david/patrick, NR, 374] by orphan_account

david make's patrick lunch.

Time Can't Erase a Feeling This Strong [david/patrick, T, 765] by not_yet_defined

If you haven't yet watched Schitt's Creek Featuring Mariah Carey on Youtube, this will not make sense, if you have, this takes place immediately following that. And it has no plot or porn, but it does mention quarantine hair.

Watch the lights go wild [david/patrick, E, 8,639] by @kiwiana-writes

David had been expecting Ray. He mentally prepared for Ray. He did not, for some mysterious reason, mentally prepare for the stranger who flogged him into the best night of his life in a sex club seven weeks ago.

2021

[Podfic] Shake your arm, then use your form [david/patrick, E, podfic] by @kiwiana-writes

The fucking machine had gotten a lot of use in the weeks since Patrick brought it home. David might even venture to say he’s been a bit obsessed. Two nights ago, Patrick had put David on his knees, the machine slowly fucking his ass and then sat on the couch and turned on a baseball game. He stuck his soft cock in David’s mouth to ‘keep it warm’ and then proceeded to make David’s brain melt out of his ears by playing with the speed and pattern of the machine until David was panting and drooling and begging incoherently.But there’s one thing they still haven’t done and, tonight, David can’t stop thinking about it.***Alternate title: Fucking Machine 2: Electric Boogaloo Podfic of Shake your arm, then use your form by redwineandqueer.

133.1 East Main St. [gen, t, 1,346] by Gwritesforfun

Let me tell you a story, dear readers. One that takes place in a small town called Criss Crossing (I know, but it wasn’t my idea) that is host to a wide variety of people. A town where everyone knows their neighbors; a town that shares a border with Schitt’s Creek. One where Zoey Clarke and Patrick Brewer run the local library, located in an old home at 133.1 East Main St (patience, dear readers, it will be explained). It’s a story about friendship, potential love, and funny things that happen when the library is haunted.

Don't freak out [david/patrick, G, 792] by @pine67

“I, uh, might have fallen off a cliff. Again.”

2022

A Flavor to Savor [david & moira, G, 150] by @fictasticvoyage

David and Moira are shopping. She's a little befuddled.

Birthaversary [david/patrick, NR, 337] by @tyfinn

It is David's birthday and he reflects on what Patrick means to him.

Define "Fine" [david/patrick, T, 629] by Bread_Salt_Wine

As a rule, David Rose does not vomit. It's a rule he has almost proudly upheld since long before he met Patrick. Unfortunately, rules are not unbreakable.Rated T for mild profanity.

Detour to the Right [david/patrick, T, 7,626] by mindswindowsdoors

David and Patrick take a slight detour in their relationship after their kiss in Grad Night. Here’s an alternate route through the events of season 4. *Rating will change as the content of the fic does.*

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2023, or 2024 2018: 1 fic/1,940 words 2019: 6 fics/70,927 words 2020: 13 fics/31,642 words 2021: 3 fanworks (2 fics, 1 podfic)/2,175 words 2022: 4 fics/8,742 words Total: 27 fanworks (26 fics, 1 podfic)/115,246 words

[vashito]

Zero-G Rivals: Stellar vs Yuna (ocs)

[yuripoll]

CHAMPIONS BRACKET‼️‼️‼️

It's here!

No losers bracket, if we die we die ✌

Polls will be up for a WEEK. Starting this Friday.

To browse polls without additions or see propaganda, you can find navigation tags in the pinned post.

Like with the underdogs bracket, these polls aren't going to have content warnings (though, I do plan on giving titles a little tagline).

Dates below are DD/MM and all times are in GMT.

A LOT... OF MATCHES UNDER THE CUT

SIDE A1 PART 1 || 17/01, 6PM

the guy she was interested in wasnt a guy at all VS himitsu no hanazono

blooming sequence VS sasameki koto

always human VS can i kiss you?

my girlfriend's not here today VS will we live happily ever after?

SIDE A1 PART 2 || 17/01, 6.30PM

yokohama kaidashi kikou VS pink ribbon

sukeban to tenkousei VS yuri espoir

serendipity VS sea of june

not so shoujo love story VS hana to hoshi

SIDE A2 PART 1 || 17/01, 7PM

handsome girl and sheltered girl VS "the villainess" and the woman who would do anything for the sake of love

mahou josei chimaka VS aoi hana

muted VS mai no mushigurashi

that time i was blackmailed by the class's green tea bitch VS murdist

SIDE A2 PART 2 || 17/01, 7.30PM

how do we relationship VS dark forest, white road

the two of them are pretty much like this VS i love you so much, i hate you

she loves to cook, and she loves to eat VS vengeance

otherside picnic VS only need to love once

SIDE B1 PART 1 || 19/01, 6PM

whisper me a love song VS marriage as friends

after hours VS the princess of sylph

i decided to fake a marriage with my junior to shut my parents up VS pieta

our yuri started with me getting rejected in a dream VS i'm not cut out to be a princess, so i'll elope with the villainess

SIDE B1 PART 2 || 19/01, 6.30PM

run away with me, girl VS indigo blue

yoru to umi VS a kiss for the girls' scars

this monster wants to eat me VS joshi-man

hello melancholic VS love/death

SIDE B2 PART 1 || 19/01, 7PM

tamen de gushi VS maria-sama ga miteru

to die in june VS composing spring in this room where cherry blossoms bloom

hana ni arashi VS yuki and the authoress

how do i get together with my childhood friend? VS iberis no hanayome

SIDE B2 PART 2 || 19/01, 7.30PM

hard lacquer VS moonlight flowers

even though we're adults VS black & white

asumi-chan is interested in lesbian brothels VS yuri kuma arashi

hikizan tautology VS ohana holoholo

SIDE C1 PART 1 || 21/01, 6PM

bloom into you VS sakura namiki

you are my angela VS qualia the purple

sora & haena VS sougou tovarisch

still sick VS rock it, girl!!

SIDE C1 PART 2 || 21/01, 6.30PM

soulmate VS oniisama e...

teppuu VS 2dk, g-pen, alarm clock

the moon on a rainy night VS saihate no serenade

love allergy syndrome VS the girl that cant get a girlfriend

SIDE C2 PART 1 || 21/01, 7PM

can't defy the lonely girl VS shiroi heya no futari

my dearest nemesis VS there's weird voices coming from the room next door

goodbye, my rose garden VS love my life

i see you, aizawa-san! VS lonely wolf, lonely sheep

SIDE C2 PART 2 || 21/01, 7.30PM

i love amy VS 2dk, g-pen, aftertime

hana monogatari VS ano koro no aoi hoshi

liar satsuki can see death VS a lady's table

young ladies don't play fighting games VS savior

SIDE D1 PART 1 || 23/01, 6PM

love bullet VS chemical romance

the ends of a dream VS makoto no momoka

my wish is to fall in love until you die VS cirque arachne

even the introverted gals wanna get out there VS the girl through the viewfinder

SIDE D1 PART 2 || 23/01, 6.30PM

doughnuts under a crescent moon VS netsu wo obiru veil

kanojo ni naritai kimi to boku VS wish you were gone

her tale of shim chong VS an absurd relationship

catch these hands VS sex education 120%

SIDE D2 PART 1 || 23/01, 7PM

i'm in love with the villainess VS love vibes

ayaka is in love with hiroko VS killing me!

kase-san and... VS i won 300 million yen in a lottery so i started raising a freeloader pretty girl

i don't know which is love VS shwd

SIDE D2 PART 2 || 23/01, 7.30PM

kakegurui VS because you are a red rose

kiss & white lily for my dearest girl VS octave

destroy it all and love me in hell VS nomura nao to kyougoku hina wa

futari escape VS gunjou

@tournament-announcer <- expanding my himejoshi search radar

[toonvrai]

A wiki guide... Let's follow that bird!

PEEP

[ Wiki flies away, and perches outside on a nearby fence post, awaiting the rest of the gang. ]

WELL... LET'S GO THEN, EVERYONE.

Y-- -YOU'VE G-- - -- -- -GOT JOSHIE?

HEH, YEAH. I'VE GOT HIM.

I'M GOIN' OUT FIRST PLEASE AND THANKS GET ME OUT OF HERE

[ THIS SECTION IS... ]

(exhale)... ALRIGHT, WIKI. LEAD THE WAY.

[problematic-yuri-poll]

PROBLEMATIC YURI TOURNAMENT BEGINS!!

about the polls!

polls will be a week long each. they will all be made in advance and then scheduled to post an hour apart. there may be gaps in between as sometimes we can't make all polls at once.

reblog with propaganda all you want!! not all submissions came with propaganda so it's especially welcome.

p.s...... the submission form will remain open still for the purpose of future brackets!

this post will be pinned and polls will be linked here as they're made.

content ratings are currently really rough just to make sure no one gets in trouble reading them at work/school/in public. if something is marked as "gore/violence" it might be minimal gore or just violence; if something is rated explicit it might just be, like, one sex scene. in future brackets we may make more elaborate ratings.

vote for what you think is the BEST problematic yuri, not necessarily the MOST problematic yuri!

FINALS:

Gushing Over Magical Girls vs. Happy Sugar Life

ROUND EIGHT LOSERS' BRACKET:

Gunjou vs. Happy Sugar Life

SEMIFINALS:

Gunjou vs. Gushing Over Magical Girls

ROUND SEVEN LOSERS' BRACKET:

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. Happy Sugar Life

ROUND SIX LOSERS' BRACKET:

Happy Sugar Life vs. It gets so lonely here

Destroy It All and Love Me in Hell! vs. Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii

ROUND FOUR:

Happy Sugar Life vs. Gunjou

Gushing Over Magical Girls vs. Destroy It All and Love Me in Hell!

ROUND FIVE LOSERS' BRACKET:

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. Sorry but I'm Not Into Yuri

I'm in Love with the Villainess vs. It gets so lonely here (again)

ROUND FOUR LOSERS' BRACKET:

Love Thy Neighbor vs. Sorry but I'm Not Into Yuri

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. White Angels Have No Wings

It gets so lonely here vs. The Executioner and Her Way of Life

A Face You Shouldn't Show vs. I'm in Love with the Villainess

ROUND THREE:

Happy Sugar Life vs. Love Thy Neighbor

Gunjou vs. Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii

It gets so lonely here vs. Gushing Over Magical Girls

A Face You Shouldn't Show vs. Destroy It All and Love Me in Hell!

ROUND THREE LOSERS' BRACKET:

The Executioner and Her Way of Life vs. Contract Sisters

I'm in Love with the Villainess vs. Citrus

Sorry but I'm Not Into Yuri vs. Insecure Herami Sisters

White Angels Have No Wings vs. Kaguhara's Fetish Notebook

ROUND TWO LOSERS' BRACKET:

Yoarashi ni Warau vs. Contract Sisters

Atashi no Senpai vs. The Executioner and Her Way of Life

Citrus vs. The Voice of a Mermaid

Love Me Like I Do! vs. I'm in Love with the Villainess

Sayuri's Little Sister is an Angel vs. Insecure Herami Sisters

Sorry but I'm Not Into Yuri vs. Nevermore

Kaguhara's Fetish Notebook vs. Liar Satsuki Can See Death

White Angels Have No Wings vs. Happy End For You

ROUND TWO:

Happy Sugar Life vs. Yoarashi ni Warau

Love Thy Neighbor vs. Atashi no Senpai

Citrus vs. Gunjou

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. Love Me Like I Do!

It gets so lonely here vs. Sayuri's Little Sister is an Angel

Gushing Over Magical Girls vs. Sorry but I'm Not Into Yuri

Kaguhara's Fetish Notebook vs. A Face You Shouldn't Show

Destroy It All and Love Me in Hell! vs. White Angels Have No Wings

ROUND ONE LOSERS' BRACKET:

Happy End for You vs. Sensory Sharing Maid-san!

Liar Satsuki Can See Death vs. Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita!

Nevermore vs. How to Break a Triangle

Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru vs. Insecure Herami Sisters

I'm in Love with the Villainess vs. Moonlight Garden

The Voice of a Mermaid vs. 1 x 1/2

The Executioner and Her Way of Life vs. Onee-san wa Joshi Shougakusei ni Kyoumi ga Arimasu.

Yuzumori-san vs. Contract Sisters

ROUND ONE:

Happy Sugar Life vs. Happy End for You

Yoarashi ni Warau vs. Sensory Sharing Maid-san!

Liar Satsuki Can See Death vs. Love Thy Neighbor

Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita! vs. Atashi no Senpai

Citrus vs. Nevermore

Gunjou vs. How to Break a Triangle

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. Manakashi no Yuri wa Akaku Somaru

Love Me Like I Do! vs. Insecure Herami Sisters

I'm in Love with the Villainess vs. It gets so lonely here

Sayuri's Little Sister is an Angel vs. Moonlight Garden

Gushing Over Magical Girls vs. The Voice of a Mermaid

Sorry but I'm Not Into Yuri vs. 1 x 1/2

The Executioner and Her Way of Life vs. Kaguhara's Fetish Notebook

Onee-san wa Joshi Shougakusei ni Kyoumi ga Arimasu. vs. A Face You Shouldn't Show

Destroy It All and Love Me in Hell! vs. Yuzumori-san

White Angels Have No Wings vs. Contract Sisters