#ladies...

[trunswicked]

That's going to leave a scar, you know!

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[sollux]

having many lesbian feelings about the upd8

[lesbianraskolnikov]

femme rasraaz ueuuuheuhh

[unimportant-ramblings]

Agatha all along asks the question: what if the dog was very good at chess? What if he didn't even resemble a dog anymore. What if he, perhaps, wore glasses or a cravat? What if I never even learned to play chess at all

[lunetaylina]

“Four hall of Famers and Jake Guentzel” literally the new “plus Mark”

[hirkyy-moved]

i always thought it would be cool to have another piercer to hang with so we could just pierce each other. but i need it to get weird and sexual.

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[stealingpotatoes]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[two-bees-poetry]

so soft it hurts

[animentality]

[thegreatgoatby]

When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[shamebats]