#lars bruh

[sharksandjays]

ok guys. i think me and @the-chaotic-anon are going to work together and maybe make an actual fic with our OC au with fynn and lars. With a plot and everything. It might take a while though.

Would you guys actually be interested (yes i do a lot of polls for these things its definitely not bc of my rejection sensitivity akjghds)

[vervielle]

hey chat sorry for being inactive but im getting better fr so take a pearl as compensation/sorry letter

[mentalmilkshakes]

Focus on his hair OK

[smolldust]

(im sorry dust but this id funnier without context)

SKDHEOESUWHDKDHWVFJDBD LMAO WHAT?????

[islandtarochips]

Koa: Get on my level!

Lars: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Koa: ......why the FUCK do you need to go there and a pair of CINDERBLOCK shoes?!? Lars: You said to get on your LEVEL. So I think that the Mariana Trench is your height! Koa: BRUH! I'M NOT THAT SHORT! And also that is SUICIDE! Lars: It's not. I'm just trying to prove my point. Koa: Proving your point of DROWNING yourself?!? Lars: Yes! Koa: ............you are SO weird.

Koa is concerned of how Lars had put it that way. Like....IS he trying to prove his point or he's actually planning on drowning? Like for real dude...

[pibtard]

lars posts like every month i think not joking bruh

[mcgovneydotcom]

If my daugther 👧🏻👧🏻 comes out as 🏳️‍🌈GAY🏳️‍🌈 am shipping HER OFF 🚨🚔✈️ to a 👼🏻 CATHOLIC👼🏻 🎠BOARDING SCHOOL🏩 because you KNOW 🧠🧐 those girls there are 👅F🤞🏻R😇E🤪A💦K🔥Y🥵 and 🚫🚫🚫🚫NO🚫🚫 daughter of 👩🏻MINE👨🏻 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 gay opportunity ever👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼

vro you better watch out 👽🙏🙏 all of this gibber gabber making me 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 better me ready for when i catch u vro💀💀💀👅👅👅👅🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯 Vro is NOT making it past this one🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 when i catch u blud better zip it lock it put it in your pocket👀👀👀👀👀👀💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

calling me out 😹😿 i kinda have 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 thighs n like a 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙔 waist but ♥︎♥︎♥︎ᥫ᭡ᥫ᭡ᥫ᭡𒈒𒈒𒋨𒋨𒈞𒈞𒆙𒆙𒈞𒈞𒈞𒀱𒀱𒀱𒈒𒌧𒁎𒌧𒈓𒀱𒋨𒋨𒀱𒋨𒀱𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖠌𖠌𖠌𖠌𖠘𖠘𖠦

*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass ani-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤d poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤

*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass and poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!

As for fags, I really don't care so much. I think that the more fags, the more women it will be for ME. Where they put their dicks doesn't really concern me, but I'm of course against their liberation, as with everything else which has to do with people's freedom. If I was in power, then I would stop absolutely ALL sexual activity, it would be forbidden. I HATE to see the slippery guys getting themselves a girl to fuck for the night, I hate to see all the obscene and improper behavior. Nobody has the right to feel the warm presence of a woman but ME and my men.

Which reminds me, my love for you is like a diarrhea; it just never ends! 🤣👅❤️‍🔥

Can I put my balls in Yo Jaws? Yo jawss... BALLS IN YO JAWS ...

CAN IIIIIII CAANN IIIIIIII BAWLS IN YO JAWS🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

What's up Brothers!😁☝️, It's ya boy 😛 Baka Charlie! And I'm here to say... Bruh. Its okay that you're 4'11, Pooka dooka. Meep! Millions would rather TOP you than THINK ! xD!

Oi oi oi ... That's all I have for tonight, baka. *Shakes my nonchalant dreads ig* DATTEBAYO😁👊, fellas!😅

N.. No hashtags..?"*, I muttered slowly, as I began to fall to my knees in despair.*

"This must be.. My.."

*I looked at my hands. I trembled as I realized..*

"..My 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝔂.."

i..... dont have anyone.. i am 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚...💔Dattebayo! 𝓓𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓫𝓪𝔂𝓸…

ass up bbg im about to dive in

end your life lars

[damatically]

I picked clarence for an ending in a heartbeat when i was looking through it. But bruh im sad i cant view other's ending too. I WAS ANTICIPATING LARS 😭

[b1zkiteat3r]

I understand why lars ulrich is so sassy. LIKE BRUH HAS BEEN MISTREATED HIS WHOLE LIFE LIKE LEAVE HIM ALONE 😡😡😡😡

[abdlgossipblog3]

Bruh, of course Wesley Marvel, the biggest Ella simp of em all, gonna jump on and comment on Lars’ thread trying to defend her. 💀

I saw that too. He wasn’t really defending her though, just explaining the timeline for why the signatures might be for that date.

[localvicar]

can’t believe lars types out “bruh” so often . SOOO GOOD

[qhughes43]

BRUH I JUST MET LARS AND HE SIGNED MY JERSEY SO YALL DECIDED TO TRADE HIM ??

[mentalmilkshakes]

[humongousabysmal]

Wait bruh i drew these as a joke but actually what if. What if despite fuggers moms’ happy go lucky attitude she’s actually in a deeply unhappy marriage with her husband. Once she reunites with val at one of columbus’ highs pta nights, she basically forces her to agree to meet up and hang out, little girls night for fun maybe arrange some plans there for an event w the kids idk

DAY OF GIRLS NIGHT: Vals like ok lars watch marc there’s nuggets in the freezer don’t stay up past 10 blah te amo bye *slam door* well she dosnt even really wanna go but you knoww shed kinda feel bad ditching nola, it reminds her of her own husband. Ok meetup complete they hang out and val comes out of her shell a lot and there she realizes she had the most fun she’s ever had in a…really long time and starts building a sort of slowburn bond with nola. Many hangouts later one night nola and val get super drunk at a bar, both think “wow…she’s really beautiful///“ tipsy af and without thinking they kiss WHAAAAT yeah they kiss. Val suddenly back snaps into reality and is like oh my god i need to go. we need to go (i originally typed she ditches nola at the bar but i dislike that) she—with all the sobriety she has left—drops nola off home without a word and rushes back to her own and starts freaking out Meanwhile nola is like uhhhhh what the fuck just happened.

in the morning once they’re both hangoevr but nonetheless sober they reluctantly meet up at the park and val *gulp* very relecuantly confesses shees madly in love with her and nolas like realy uncomfortable- not that she doesn’t recripocate but yknow she has a husband and son to get back to at home they expect a lot out of herr “BUT YOU DONT EVEN LIKE HIM!! oops sorry didn’t mean to yell” and nolas like yeah you’re rigjt girl

they start having a secret affair lol behind fuggers dads back lol and it creates this weird tension lol but atleast the girls are happy now lol

[emilu-p]

I tried... Nah Im gonna stick to drawing. 

[pibtard]

every time i look at old james hetfield i get a memory wipe im not joking like i look at him n think who is that he isnt james no what thats an old man not james . but i dont get it 4 other members like i can look at old lars or rob or kirk and think oh hey thats the guy from metallica but with JAMES? thats just an old guy that is NOT your man bruh