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Ive been thinking and i wanted to ask.what does pepperjack think about all his friends (like Panna Cotta,lava smoothie,mater paneer ,the red bat,etc) and what does he usually do individually with all of them?
Hmm...
Pepper Jack and Matar Paneer: Besides Lava Smoothie, Paneer is Jack's best friend and confidant. They bicker and banter, they argue, they make each other laugh, they go on weird adventures, they get in trouble with their parents and other adults, they listen to each other vent, they keep each other's secrets. He reads to her at night before bed (or sings to her, whichever she asks for). He consoles her when she has nightmares. From the day she was born, he's felt responsible for her: for her safety, for comfort, for her happiness. He will always put her and her needs before himself (he puts everyone before himself, but her most of all) and will do anything for her, even give up his life.
Pepper Jack and Lava Smoothie: Burning Spice and Pitaya Dragon always hoped their sons would go on to be friends like they are, and their dreams came true; Jack and Lava are two peas in a pod, brothers from other mothers (neither Pitaya Dragon nor Fire Spirit are women but you get what I'm saying). They met as babies and have been inseparable ever since. Lava goes to visit Jack far more often than the other way around (Golden Cheese is nervous about letting her son go to the Dragon's Valley, even under supervision (she does not have full trust or confidence in PD's or FS's supervising capabilities), and when he does, it's a big, fun mess. He'll stay over for days at a time and they'll go run around the palace, or the kingdom at large, just being boys and making a nuisance of themselves wherever they go (granted, Jack is the one who steps up and atones/does damage control when they do something wrong). Lava is "I Get Us Into Trouble" and Jack is "I Get Us Out of Trouble". Jack is always seen as a bright, well-mannered, dependable boy; a model prince, son and brother, on his way to be a proper king and proper Soul Jam wielder. But with Lava, he doesn't have to worry about being any of those things. He can just be Jack. He can just be a boy. He confides in and depends on Lava in a similar way to his sister - MORE than his sister sometimes, in certain situations. Sometimes your bro is the only one who can listen and help, you know?
Pepper Jack and Panna Cotta: They, too, met as babies, but theirs has always been a... stranger friendship. Panna Cotta is, and has always been, rather... dfficult. And strange, very strange, in a lot of ways. But even so, Jack has never turned her away, nor has he ever feigned warmth or politeness towards her, like so many others have. He does not lecture her, he does not dismiss her, he does not recoil from her, he does not try to change her. He simply accepts her for who she is without commentary. To this day, he remains the one true friend she's ever had. He acknowledges her many flaws, but also sincerely believes in her good qualities, of which there are enough to convince him that somewhere behind that wall of ice is a girl that isn't as bad as she appears to be. Perhaps she never thanks him for this - perhaps she's often a bit cold and rude even to him - but it's alright. It's just how she is. He's used to it. (... But it is common for them to disagree on things and butt heads about it. It gets worse as they grow older...)
Pepper Jack and the red bat Peppermint Candy: A lovely friend, Peppermint Candy is. Jack is always happy when she comes by to visit. He good friend AND a good artist! It's common (but spontaneous; he's never able to guess when she'll do this, it always happens out of nowhere) for her to bring out her art supplies and sit him down so she can paint a portrait of him. It's a teensy bit boring to have to sit still for so long (and he gets scolded if he moves), but at least a nice painting always comes out of it at the end. His mother likes them; she's even asked to keep a couple. Beyond that, they find joy in wandering around the library and marketplace, or even just sitting somewhere, talking. Jack likes her chipper attitude, her sense of humor... and yet, he senses a certain sadness lurking somewhere underneath, masked by Peppermint's smile. He remembers that she struggles with her appearance and has tried to offer her comfort before, although he's never quite sure if his words get through to her... (There's something else too, he seems. Sometimes she slips and mentions... a person? Someone who makes her sad when she speaks of them. She makes it sound as if they're gone. As of right now he can't quite bring himself to ask; in defiance of his own curious nature, he'd feel rude to ask something like that. But still... He can't help but wonder... If he learned who they are, and what became of them, maybe he can help bring them back to her...?)
#i need to get a fucking grip with Lava's hair lol. what's going on over there#i hope Peppermint Candy turned out ok. i was worried about her hair as well#making this made me want to make charts with the Ancients and Beasts lol. if someone wants to bait me into making those next...#cookie run kingdom#pepper jack cookie#matar paneer cookie#lava smoothie cookie#panna cotta cookie#peppermint candy cookie#burningcheese#shadowvanilla#pitayafire#red velvet x black sapphire#i actually don't know what that ship name is lol. my bad#also I'm sorry for reusing jack and Paneer's old head icons#i should probably make new ones since these are a bit unpolished but I'm lazy#oh and the little icons are from ovenbreak. from the relationship charts#i just assume most CRKs are CRK only so i labeled them so everyone would understand what they are lol
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Haikyuu-bu!! LINE Stickers [1/?]
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyu#hq#ushijima wakatoshi#tendou satori#oikawa tooru#kita shinsuke#hinata shoyo#sakusa kiyoomi#bokuto koutarou#ojiro aran#haikyuu-bu!!#line stickers#ok so gonna explain the context since i know most ppl dont read bu#but aran's is a reference to how popular he is within inarizaki hence the kpop heart implying he's an idol (and he is)#tendou's is a reference to how hes the author's pet bc hes almost always the focus/plot starter of shiratorizawa chapters#hinata's face is never shown since bu is a spinoff that focuses on everyone aside from him lmfao#bokuto's is a toss up but it might be the time yukippe beat him up so bad he got amnesia#sakusa is on his knees begging for atsumu and hoshiumi to kill a cockroach/komori lol#kita is in lazy mode bc he fell in a river and the twins fucked everything up as usual#baby ushijima#iwaizumi used oikawa as bait to catch a fish#and last one is when ushijima murdered his entire team with his bare hands#i love the aran one. wanna make that my pfp soooo bad
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do yall see my vision?
#guess who has been reading the jeweler richard LN#im on volume 4 rn#anyway i always thought seigi's crush on tanimoto reminded me of watanuki and his feelings for himawari#i would also put them in the same category of 'hetero-bait' so to speak where they introduce a 'female love interest'#and then later establish her as not a romantic choice for the mc and then they're gay instead#its all subtext in xxxholic but man.......its just text in jeweler richard#also when reading volume 2 of JR i was like 'richard reminds me of someone.........' and then i realized its abeno#abeno haruitsuki is like if richard was in highschool and not the lord of sweets#i actually dont remember if ashiyan is that down bad for abeno but i know abeno is bad for him#hes still got that 'i cant leave you alone' energy especially halfway through when sakae starts showing up#seigi and ashiya have that in common too they both have daddy issues#should i have put that instead?#im too lazy to change it#i really need to reread fukimono i miss them so much#abeshiya is like an old friend to me#jeweler richard#nakata seigi#fukigen na mononokean#ashiya hanae#xxxholic#watanuki kimihiro#Venn diagram
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Billie Piper as the Doctor might not be so bad if it pisses off her ex.
#doctor who#dw#billie piper#it's still pure lazy nostalgia bait#but if it annoys him i might let it pass#but please god no more fucking tennant
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Waiter, waiter!! More Farcille as Granmamare and Fujimoto from Ponyo, please!!!
(close up)
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#hoping no one has done this with them yet???#farcille takes over my brain not click bait#also I used a ton of refs for marcilles dress in the final arc so hopefully it looks okay#still can’t draw feathers..#DONT LOOK AT THE BOAT THING MARCILLE IS SITTING ON I GOT LAZY#my art
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im a pillow princess in the way that i just wanna lay there and watch you ride me
#what can i say#im lazy#and i enjoy the view#wlw post#wlw yearning#wlw nsft#wlw ns/fw#lesbian nsft#dykeposting#femme bait
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Femme Friday:3


#wlw#lesbian#wlw post#lesbian post#wlw yearning#lesbian yearning#femme4dyke#femme4masc#femme4butch#femme4stud#femme4femme#femme4all#femme bait#butch bait#dyke bait#masc bait#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#lesbian nsft#lesbian ns/fw#wlw ns/fw#lgbtq#lesbianism#dyke lesbian#dykeposting#femme lesbian#femme friday#chubby femme#lazy day#femcel
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happy tummy tuesday everybody ☺️ !!!

#im rly sorry it's blurry im too stupid and lazy to fix it#just imagine u can see my stretch marks and freckles and remember that im rlly pretty#femme lesbian#butch bait#dykeposting#lesbian#femme4butch#butch4femme#pillow princess#butchfemme#ok to reblog
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Whether you are team Kinley or a die hard Buddie fan.
It turns out Buck accepting his sexuality, and starting a relationship with a man. Was just a fucking publicity stunt.
Pretty much queer baiting 2.0.
And I cannot express had fucking disappointed I am in the writers and show runners for 911.
Seasons 2-6 Hmmm..seems something might be going on here😏
Show runners: NOPE Eddie is Straight..
The fandom - Queer baiting much? 😒
Season 7 writers and show runners:
The fandom “Buck is Bi, it’s canon!” 🙌🏻
Here’s his boyfriend:
Buddie squirrels: Hate him!
911 Showrunners: Buck is off the hamster wheel, he’s happy.
Kinley fans:
911 Season 8 episode 6:
#all of my feelings in gifs#lazy shitposting at a swim meet#911 abc#evan buckley#tommy kinard#buck x tommy#evan x tommy#bucktommy#911 spoilers#tommy x buck#kinley#like wtf#queer baiting
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House MD - S2 Ep5 "Daddy's Boy"
House gets cool motorbike, asks Wilson to dinner.
When House is asked where his walking cane goes when he rides his bike he replies, "If he[Wilson] buys me dinner he'll find out".
#Yeetus recounts#I should restart my watch of this#Maybe waste some time recounting every gay joke / queer baiting scene I find#I won't. because I'm lazy#But it would be pretty funny if I did#Hm#house md#hilson#james wilson#gregory house
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It always felt weird to me that there were essentially no Decepticon miners present in TF One (well there WAS Barricade in the background of Orion giving his speech before the rush to Sentinel's place, but it's like ONE out of a HUNDRED autobot characters we know).
Like your telling me there are so many miners and stuff in the movie, but coincidentally, we never see ones that we know are decepticon characters? and that the only people that follow megatron from Iacon are the elite guard?? really???
So anyways, I was thinking about stuff and consider: TF One Scavengers...
It's 3am and I don't got the juice in me to write down all of my ideas rn but it's THERE, and if I ever actually finish my work, I might... heh... draw them 👁️
#PLEASE#like some lingering questions in my head i guess#of like how theyd work#i imagine spinister would be a good candidate for elite guard member since he's a flyer and known in canon as a good fighter#but i just cannot pass up the vision of miner Spinister alright#and like all the other guys#how would they work hmmm...#putting this out here again#i still need to draft up a post compiling all the responses from my one spinister post#but ive been too lazy lmao#ill get to it someday i swear skjhdkas#but yeah this is another “bait” post- gimme ur ideas heheheheheh#transformers#the scavengers#tf one#rambles
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(rant ahead)
IM FREAKING OUT RN
EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.I.HAVE.A.PREDICITON.ABOUT.CSM.IT.BECOMES.CORRECT
AND I NEVER POST IT ON TUMBLR
I THOUGHT WHEN THE AGING DEVIL ARC ENDED THAT, "Oh it be cool if we had a school focused arc next since this is the school saga and we definitely need some classic anime school trope!" AND WE FIND OUT THE SCHOOL IS DOING A SCHOOL FESTIVAL.
AND I THOUGHT A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND EVEN THOUGHT POSTING IT TODAY THAT IT BE COOL IF THE DEATH DEVIL AND FAKESAW MAN WORKED TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANNA SAVE PEOPLE, BUT I THOUGHT IT BE STUPID.
GUESS.FUCKING.WHAT
THEY MEET EACH OTHER THIS CHAPTER!!


CRASHING OUT RN, I COULD'VE BEEN CONSIDERED A PROPHET
A PROPHET!!
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happy tummy tuesday everybody!! 😊
#ignore my nails ive been lazy!!#tummy tuesday#femme lesbian#high femme#butch bait#femme4butch#butch4femme#butchfemme#dykeposting#lesbian
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the guardian’s review title for nicki minaj’s pink friday 2 album was definitely a choice

#also why does the album start off w a sped up tiktok version of billie eilish’s song?? it’s so bad#i feel bad for the people who got baited into thinking she’ll actually collab w billie . like WHAT is this#the rest of the album is pretty mediocre too there was only a handful of tracks i could see myself going back to#and what’s w the oversaturation of lazy samples every other track#i’m going to listen to pink friday 1 to cleanse my ears now#my best friend is a nicki stan so i just know i’ll be haunted w these songs in the car until the end of december#music
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life may be hard but at least i have the power of one (1) tablet pen and a damaged keyboard to do whatever the heck i want!
#kamisato ayato#genshin impact#linhui (oc)#huito#salmon arts#riri's oc#iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am TIRED#bro i haven't tried drawing smth serious in a long time. my style hasn't changed tho lol#tell me why i hate drawing ayato's hair. always a struggle#i wish ao3 let me put art into the chapters without having to post it externally#actually there probably is a way but i'm too lazy to figure it out since i've done it this way since forever lol#anyway#conveying the depth of a man stupid in love is always fun#me looking at this trying to pretend i have variety in the flavor of canon/oc ships i have (i don't) (it's okay though)#this art is also bait because the fic i wrote this for is 100% not very romantic#anyway if you read all the way to the end of this tag hi thanks for perceiving i hope you have a nice day/night uwu#my keyboard is actually giving up on me maybe it's time to open the miku keyboard i got
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