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but the suit changes nothing...and again i'm kissing lestat on the altar...
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why does NO ONE talk about how shit ocd is in exam season ???
like omfg no you didnt leave your phone on in the exam hall and no youre not going to accidentally skip 20 questions and no youre not going to get an E in your mock ???
like leave me alone omg
sertraline is meant to help smh.
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me watching in horror as my comfort fandom turns into a nostalgia bait cess pool
YALL DONT FW SACKBOY LIKE I DO!!!
#i sound mean here#im just sick of all the nostalgia bait#and the only topic being “omg my childhood game!!!”#like okay...#can we talk about the beta concept of avalon#or something. i dont know i couldnt think of anything#LittleBigPlanet
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Idk whats the huge thing about that one BG3 tav Evelyn. Like?? Okay? Shes conventionally attractive but what more is there?? I seriously dont get the hype
#i think its because the 'gooner' side of the fandom is thirsting over her#like okay...#shes an oc and many ppl think shes an actual character#some people EVEN got the game thinking she was a character but womp womp#its out of hand istg#i dont know how many people have talked about this but its seriously tiring#shes HOLLOW theres nothign to her more than a pretty face#besides im pretty sure shes a modded tav so?? not even in the game in the slightest#im so tired shes plain and boring the creator didnt even give her a backstory im pretty sure?? i dont know where she came from#someday she appeared and everyone was drooling over her#evelyn bg3#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 discussion#discussion#discourse#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate tav#tav#bg3 discourse
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Carl's aim:

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man saying "i relate to lesbians because we both like women" babygirl... are you sure you don't relate to lesbians because you are repressing a part of yourself and queer culture draws other queer people in even subconsciously?
#like okay...#men say this and i dont believe them#“i relate to lesbians” you are gay or trans and thats final#queer#gay#trans#lesbian#bisexual#pride
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just found out ea nasir was prophet abraham's neighbor. don't know what to do with this information.
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hmmm. im probably into hypnosis
#like. relinquishing all control of my body#and being told what to do and obeying without thought.. im already into that#and then waking up in the aftermath and being made to remember what i did...#like okay...#wow
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
#lucinda.txt#when i was 20 my theater teacher died and i thought i was also going to die#when i was 23 my childhood cat died and it was awful#all my grandparents are dead. liam payne from one direction has died.#it's like... okay. and you still have to wake up and go to work!#& i guess the idea is one day you'll get better at losing things#one day you just won't CARE that your childhood is over#i guess. but i doubt it.#1k#2k#5k#10k
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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay#They're going to act like your best friend at first#And slowly get more agitated#the more you try#To stand your ground#But they're not your friend#They're trying to sell you something you don't want
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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
#I got an anon saying that dick figures out Clark’s identity first and just#yes definitely#I couldn’t reply to the ask tho so I hope anon finds this 🫶#I love the idea of comparing his body to a Dorito and it clicking like that 😂😂#but Bruce remains oblivious until one day superman smiles at him and it’s like “oh.”#oh. okay.#:))))))#my art#ask#KINDA?#superman#Batman#dick grayson#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#battinson#superbat
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying#sewing pattern#vintage cat sewing pattern#calico cat#i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee#if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date#vintage cat pattern
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some arcane pirate au sketches
#yes its melvika#no i dont regret it#I LIKE IT OKAY#im making more even if nobody wants it hihi#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#arcane sevika#sevika#arcane mel#mel medarda#melvika#arcane fanart#arcane au#arcane#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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