#like this blog is absolutely supposed to be fun and cute

[yerofaeglinny]

I guess this is an ask to the whole thropple in general, but does Elphaba ever just look at Fiyero, think back to that night in the cornfield, and get sad and guilty over it and blame herself for him becoming a scarecrow? If so, how would Glinda and Fiyero go about comforting her about it?

Yeah… I think about that day a lot…

He… can’t feel touch the same way… he sees the world in sepia tones… he…

I stole I life from him… I stole his senses

I… mmm… it gets so bad sometimes I can hardly get out of bed… I can hardly look at him… -Elphaba

I take it upon myself to take care of Elphie when the past haunts her. I braid her hair, and shower her with kisses. I remind her that her choices gave us our happy ending. We’re all together now. Sometimes the words aren’t enough so we just take a lazy day together, all three of us.

-Glinda

My words of comfort aren’t always enough. I often don’t know what to say when she’s so thoroughly convinced herself these horrible things about herself.So… I make her dance with me and I try to make her laugh. She has the best smile and even if I can’t see her beautiful green anymore, I can still see that gorgeous smile.

-Fiyero

[slide-of-peace]

Blue Lock x Reader

Summary: Their girlfriend has a favorite plush toy she takes everywhere and is attached to. They hear Y/N calling out, "Give it back!" and see some bigger guy holding her head down while she tries to jump and take her toy away from his grasp as he mocks her over it.

Content: Female!Reader, SFW but blog itself is 18+ so please MDNI

Characters included: Isagi Yoichi, Bachira Meguru, Chigiri Hyoma, Kunigami Rensuke (pre wild card), Itoshi Rin, Ryusei Shido, Gin Gagamaru, Nagi Seishiro, Mikage Reo, Tsurugi Zantetsu, Otoya Eita, Yukimiya Kenyu, Karasu Tabito

Isagi Yoichi

Now, man isn't normally for confrontation when outside of field, but it's about Y/N. He will not let it slide.

He just runs up to them asking what he thinks he's doing, giving a similar look he gave to Loki.

Man absolutely gives a bully mental smackdown, leading to the bully to put attention onto him.

Isagi isn't strongest, but he is strategic. He send ball flying into his stomach, grabs the plush and they're running off.

Once they're in a safe place, he says sorry he couldn't do more instead of running off but Y/N thinks he's the coolest, giving him kiss on the kiss, leaving boy completely flustered.

Bachira Meguru

"Hey! That's not yours!"

Straight up runs to the bully and throws kicks.

Man is menace just going at it until guy has enough and just runs off calling them a freaks.

Bachira shows off his tongue calling bully a coward.

He turns to S/O, asking if she and plushe are fine.

He asks if plushy wants to play with his monster so they can hang out.

Chigiri Hyoma

"Hey! Don't you dare!"

Runs up there as he's pissed, he knew how much Y/N loved her plush.

The bully just makes fun of him too, asking if he's supposed to be prince charming or a princess.

"This princess is gonna kick your ass if you don't give it back."

He just run when guy's guard is down and pulls plush away.

It's a bit of game where the guy chases him before he lands on his face.

Chigiri grabs S/O hand and they get out of there.

He wants to know if it is something that happened before.

Kunigami Rensuke (pre wild card)

His eyes widened as Hero mod turned on, running up, telling the guy to back off.

Takes S/O behind him as he grabs the guy's hand, looking him straight in the eye as he pulls it down, showing off his strength.

"I give you last chance. Put it down."

The guy gets a bit scared and let's go off plush. Kunigami let's him go and bully runs off.

He hands plush back, asking if she's alright. Will report to the teachers and is a bit paranoid, walking her home for next few days.

Itoshi Rin

He just stands there, looking calm but his look could kill. He's very much considering kicking ball at that lukewarm idiot but he has tact.

He just goes behind the guy and pulls plush from his hand.

"Really, that pathetic you have to take away toys? What year are you on? Still in elementary?"

The guy has nothing on him if he tries to throw hands, Rin is dodging everything before the guy falls.

He just hands over plush to Y/N. "Next time, just call me."

Ryusei Shido

He jumps the guy, except he's quiet. A bully didn't see it coming.

And when they guy lays on the ground, he grabs the plush, cleans it up a bit and gives it back to Y/N with a smile.

"Don't listen to this idiot. Your toy is so cute~. You go and I'll catch up to you, sweet stuff."

He just stays there just to kick the lying guy.

Gin Gagamaru

I don't know why anyone would bully girfriend of a guy who fight BEARS but some people are stupid.

The bully hears steps and when he turns around, he just sees Gagamaru flying at him like missile, knocking him onto the ground.

He pulls plush away throwing it to Y/N.

He tells the guy to not do it again, looking creepy before he gets up and walks away with Y/N.

Whenever the bully is around, he can feel Gagamaru's stare.

Nagi Seishiro

He just kinda stands there, not reacting. It's not about him not caring it's about never being in this type of situation. He feels he should call Reo but he hates seeing Y/N like this. Then she almost starts crying and it's enough of signal for Nagi.

He just casually comes closer. "Hey. It's not yours."

The bully makes fun of him too, just moving plush around telling him to get if he wants it to much.

"Okay." He just jumps and knocks plush out of his hand with a kick making guy yell.

The plush falls into Y/N arms.

"You're not gonna cry anymore, right?"

Before the guy can go further S/O crabs Nagi as they run off.

Afterward, he just moans about his legs hurting, leaning against Y/N. She just chuckles, saying he deserves a break.

Mikage Reo

Oh, hell no.

He goes there like he means business. "Who do you think you are doing this?!"

He stands his ground, this guy is just a meathead. He isn't afraid.

Unfortunately, once he figures out bully won't back off, he does the only thing that comes to mind, calls Ba-ya.

Her presence seems to be enough for bully to not want to keep going as he gives up.

He thanks Ba-ya for help asking S/O if she's alright. He's embarrassed he had to call for help but she assures him it was right call.

Afterwards he looks into the guys history, if he's doing this type of stuff to innocent girl than there's probably more.

There's a chance he might get the guy expelled.

Tsurugi Zantetsu

He runs up telling the bully to back off and tries to say something cool, so he listens.

Of course, he mixes up words, making dude ask if he's stupid or something.

That earns bully a ball to the stomach as Zantetsu grabs the plush.

"Who's stupid now? Letting your guard off?"

It's guard down but Y/N doesn't correct him, instead saying he's so cool.

Man feels so proud of himself.

Otoya Eita

Sees it and immediately runs on the opposite side so the guy doesn't see him.

He goes behind, jumping and pulling plush away.

"Oi, leave my baby alone."

He shows off his moves as he avoids the guy, trying to pose to impress Y/N.

He wins and puts plush in front of his face. "Wow, Otoya is so cool, he deserves a kiss." He pretends to do speak as a plush.

S/O just chuckled, giving him a kiss on the nose.

Yukimiya Kenyu

Immediately goes there calling out to stop.

He gets in between S/O and the guy, trying to protect her.

Tries to be civilized, telling the guy to give her stuffy back none of them want trouble.

If the bully doesn't listen, he just straight up says he will report it to school and that would be very bad for the guy. So just give it back and everything will be forgotten.

Bully just go "Tch" and throws the plush back at him, saying he's boring.

He stays there until the guy walks off before turning to S/O.

"You're okay? He didn't do anything else to you? No bruises?"

Everything is fine and he just hugs her, telling her to just go straight to the teacher next time.

Karasu Tabito

"Hey! How about to pick on someone your own size?"

He doesn't look happy as he walks up, giving bully an angry look.

Karasu will stand his ground and insult the bully so much that the guy will try to land a hit just for him to dodge.

He will tire guy out before kicking him in the leg.

As he lays there he gives him last chance, give the plush back.

The humiliated bully just throws it to hid feet as he walks away.

Karasu cleans it a bit before giving it back to Y/N.

"There. Everything is fine. No one will mess around with you anymore."

[tiramissyoucake]

Bimbo doll

MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI, Satoru gojo x reader, all characters are 18+, reader is heavily bimbo coded and loves pink, satoru's gross here, 1.3k words approx

CW: Masturbation, satoru gets horny over reader sending him pics of her dresses, satoru has fantasies of reader and she's unaware, again satoru is gross here you've been warned, some proof reading but very little

Notes: I'm so sleepy and I'm too lazy to fix any other mistakes so if you see mistake no you didnt. had to write sth for Satoru, as wit all of my creative works I hate this but I hope u like it though!!

Satoru thinks you're absolutely adorable. From the moment he was blinded by the absurd amount of pink you were wearing, he thought you were the cutest thing on this planet. The coordinated color palettes of your clothes that always had a splash of pink, that shiny layer of gloss on your lips that you regularly reapplied, he gets so happy when he hears the clack of keychains because that means you're near.

Of course he couldn't keep himself away and you both exchanged numbers at one point, you gladly gave it to him after he shot you a lame pick up line— to which you laughed and smiled, simply telling him "you're funny! Sure!"It was almost too good to be true.

You got along well with each other, you both liked sweets, complimented each other's fashion sense, shared a similar sense of humour— when satoru asked you to describe him, you told him that you love being around him because he's fun (you said something about how he 'gets it', a quote about girls.. getting it and others not getting it..? He didn't understand, but he deduced that you like him, and that's all that matters.)

Satoru notices you love sharing tidbits of your day, and most of the time, you usually share a photo related to it in some way along with multiple typos, abbreviations, and emoticons.

"(Name)💘: Toru omg look at these shoes! Super cute right :3" Attached image sent.

"(Name)💘: I went 2 that cafe u told me, the strawberry shortcake is soooo good" Attached image sent.

"(Name)💘: I have 2 go 2 a party tonite, which dress should i choose!1!!??" 4 images sent.

Being friends with you had its benefits, you were comfortable with Satoru, so comfortable that he almost dropped his phone when he opened the images you sent; all of them were minidresses, all of them different shades of pink, all of them hugging your figure so tightly and snuggly he was tempted to stalk your social media to know where this party is.

He couldn't see the details that differentiated each dress, or at least he didn't focus on them as he felt his cock throb in his sweatpants.

"Ooooohhhhhfffuuck..." he mumbled longly to no one in particular, Satoru almost choked on his spit as he sat up from his position in his bed, all the heat rushing to his face as he examined your photos closely. Your poses so cute as you stared at your phone screen in the photos with a small pout, you had the pretty sparkly gloss on this time, that's his favorite..

(Name)💘: TORU OMFG PLZ ANSWEERRRR MY RIDES ALMOST HERE >:(

he almost forgot your little dilemma.

"Sorry lol I was eating, go with this one!!" he forwarded one of the four dresses with his response and sent his text, he felt guilty about lying but what was he supposed to say? 'My bad! You were so hot I got a little hard like some Virgin!' No way in hell.

You answered back quickly, how did you type quicker than he did with nails longer than his? He has a hunch it's because you don't care about typos but the dedication is admirable.

(Name)💘: TGANK UUUUU ill text u after the party!

(Name)💘: thank* lol

He let out a small laugh at your typo, scrolling back to the photos he zoomed in on one of the four he hadn't picked, and the reason why he didn't choose this dress is that he knows no sane rational person with a sexual libido would be able to resist you in this.

You looked so cute, so perfect, Satoru let out a small sigh as he pulled his dick out of his pants hissing at the cold air, his thumb smeared the precum over his tip. He should feel bad– terrible even, but how can he resist? There's no way you have no idea what you do to him, he tried justifying in his mind as his cock throbbed desperately in his hand.

Biting his bottom lip, the image of you in his phone fueled his imagination as he envisioned arriving with you at this party you mentioned, having such a pretty thing like you on his arm would be a major ego boost too. The length of your dress could easily allow him to pull down your panties (did you even have a pair on under that dress?), bend you over the host's bathroom sink and slam his cock balls deep inside you, relentlessly filling you then demanding you to pull your panties back up and come back to the party with him as his cum would be dripping between your thighs.

As Satoru bucked his hips up into his hand, he stopped briefly to spit into his hand, deciding there's no time to look for lube, he went back to fucking his hand to the thought of you. If only you knew your new friend got off to these innocent pictures you sent him, if only you knew what he wanted to do to you– he's confident you wouldn't wanna be friends anymore. Shaking his head he pushed aside those thoughts and focused on his current pleasure, his fantasy, his goal of cumming from the pictures of you in those dresses you handpicked to show him.

He mumbled words of encouragement as if you were there with him right now bouncing on his dick instead of the reality of his hand moving up and down, mutters of 'good girl's and praises like "so good, baby" and "yeah? You like that?", desperate to convince himself of his fantasy. Satoru tossed aside his phone long ago after making sure the photos were engraved in his mind, he wasn't expecting you to update him until sometime near midnight.

his eyes closed as his other hand slid up his stomach pushing up the material of his shirt until it reached his collarbone, his fingers trying to find any weak points on his body to rub, pinch or entice as his hand rubbed his dick to the pace of his imaginary storyline; where he dreamed of driving you back home and stuffing you full of his cock until the only word that was in your vocabulary was his name.

"Yesyesyes, (Name)..! Mmmmmhffuck..!" He groaned out as he felt his end near already, his face warming up to a soft reddish pink reminiscent of the tip of his dick as he fucked his hand, soft gasps and groans escaped him as he imagined all the filthy things he could do to you, all the filthy things he wanted to know about you.

What type of panties do you always wear? What type of men make you horny? Who have you been with? Would you let him fuck you? 'Please lemme fuck you, lemme fuck you..! Wanna fuck you..!'

The vulgarity of his desperation made him blush but brought him dangerously close to the edge, squeezing the base of his cock Satoru covered his mouth instinctively, he bucked up his hips as his cum coated his abdomen, stomach and some droplets even reached his chest. He moaned behind his hand as he felt the waves of pleasure shock through his body. He slowed his hips, mumbling for the imaginary you once more. "Take it, take it all, baby.."

He didn't want to move, he knew he had to but he wanted to relish in his fantasy a little longer, he wanted to pull you close and sloppily kiss your cute glossy lips and praise you for being a good girl, taking his load like that. He imagined his cum oozing from your slit but he wouldn't let it go to waste, he'd use his finger to slide it back in where he knows it belongs.

He remembered to save those photos for.. 'next time', reaching over to get his phone, he paused as he received a notification.

(Name)💘: party was lame, coming 2 ur place!! >:3c

Sitting up, the sweat that collected at his back from his 'session' cooled him off, he cleaned himself up and couldn't help but grin at your adorable message.

You don't need to worry, he'll entertain you more than any dumb party could.

[1800dojaejung]

Main Dish | HJS (M)

☐ Summary: When lunch ends up being inedible, Joshua has to pick something else to eat.

☐ Pairing: Joshua x Afab!Reader

☐ Genres & AUs: Smut, fluff, established relationship!au, absolutely porn without plot

☐ Rating: 18+ (MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED)

☐ Warnings: Profanity, cunnilingus, fingering, dirty talk, pet names (baby, baby girl, sweetheart, honey, good girl), overstimulation, multiple orgasms, squirting

☐ Words: 3.2k

☐ Note: This fic is brought to you by my lack of cooking skills and my insatiable need for Joshua. It was also written for @kpopsblackcreatorsociety Bon Voyage Bingo event! The bingo square/prompt for this fic is camping.

Thank you @horanghater for being my beta ily 🥰

☐ Net Tag: @kflixnet

“Please don’t go off, please don’t go off, please do-”

BEEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP

“Goddamnit!” Working as fast as possible, you grab the pan from the hot stove top, removing it from the heat. The blare of the smoke detector rings out through the apartment and you have to act quickly to open all the nearby windows, waving away the smoke in the air with the dish towel. 

Once the smoke mostly clears and the alarms have subsided, you survey the scene in front of you. Grumbling in frustration you eye the now burnt tofu on the stovetop and let out a disappointed sigh. You had just wanted to cook something fun and new for your boyfriend. He’s been camping with his friends for the past week and you figure he would appreciate a home-cooked meal but, as usually happens with you in the kitchen, it turned out to be a disaster. 

You weren’t a cook by any means, but you knew how to get by with very basic skills. Boiling eggs, making stove-top ramen, and using the air fryer slash toaster oven you had begged for on your last birthday. 

All of the essentials of cooking. 

Tonight, the plan was originally to try a new pan-fried tofu recipe you saw on TikTok because it looked yummy. Instead of looking like the wonderfully golden-fried nuggets that they were supposed to resemble, all that sits in the pan in front of you now are uneven little pieces of charcoal. 

Great. Wonderful. Amazing.

Standing in the middle of the kitchen, gnawing at a hangnail in distress, you didn’t even take notice of your boyfriend watching you from the entrance of the room, admiring how cute you looked in your little lounge clothes and apron. His entrance had been drowned out by the blaring of the smoke alarms.

“Don’t chew on your nails, honey, it’s not good for you.”

Joshua’s voice is much louder than the music you are playing from your phone on the counter and you nearly leap into the air when you hear him.

“Jesus, Shua! You scared the shit out of me!” Clutching your chest, you reach over and pause the sound from your phone.

He chuckles as he approaches you, wrapping his arms around your waist and drawing you in for a hug. 

“Sorry, baby. I couldn’t help it.” He apologizes, but the smirk on his face shows he’s not really that sorry.

Joshua places a kiss and your waiting lips and your annoyance at being jump-scared fades. He smells like outside and a little bit like sweat, but underneath that, he still has his usual warm, homey scent that belongs only to him.

You let him take your breath away a little while longer, arms wrapping around his neck to bring him closer. He rests his head against yours when you pull away, his eyes tired but still sparkling down at you.

“How was your guys' camping trip?”

“Well, Mingyu found a spider in his tent and tore the whole thing down trying to get out, Soonyoung got sunburnt and fell into the lake, and Vernon forgot his allergy medicine and spent all week sneezing.”

“So the usual shenanigans?”

With a chuckle, Joshua nods, looking you up and down. “Basically, but I’m having a much better time now that I’m back here with you.” He leans down to kiss your forehead and you still let yourself get flustered by his sweet words, even after three years together. “And what’s going on in here?” He asks when he finally pulls away, eyes looking over your head at the charred remains of your lunch.

“Nothing, just me fucking up in the kitchen again.” Pouting, you cross your arms, wincing as Joshua steps up to the counter, inspecting what’s remaining of the tofu.

“Ah baby, they don’t look that bad…” He uses the chopsticks you left nearby to poke at a piece, raising it to his face and sniffing it.

“Shua, don’t-” Before you can stop him, he pops it into his mouth, chewing extra slowly. Your boyfriend, always so sweet to you and considerate of your feelings, looks like he’s in physical pain as he crunches the food, his nose wrinkling with each shift of his jaw. With a sigh you walk over and grab a sheet of paper towel, holding it up to his mouth. “Spit it out.”

“It doesn’t taste terrible…” he mumbles between chews, eyebrows furrowing as he does.

“Joshua, just spit it out!” At your insistence he does, expression apologetic.

Joshua watches you take the rest of the tofu and throw it away, shoulders slumping in defeat. He moves across the kitchen to stand behind you, wrapping you in his arms. 

“Don’t be upset, baby. It’s just some tofu.”

“But I fucked up lunch for you! I just wanted to make you a homemade meal since you’ve been eating over a campfire all week.” Joshua coos at you, pulling you tighter against him.

“Aw, sweetheart, you didn’t have to do all this in the first place. I think we both know that you would’ve been better off ordering something. There’s a reason I do most of the cooking, remember?” He laughs, his tone teasing.

Gasping, you spin in his hold, round eyes staring up at him as you pout for what feels like the twentieth time tonight. “Joshie, are you saying I can’t cook?!”

Faltering, Joshua’s eyes dart back and forth, strategically planning his next words. 

“I - I didn’t mean that you can’t cook, Y/n. I just -”

“I’m kidding, Shua. Of course, I know I can’t cook.” He’s clearly relieved, rolling his eyes at your giggles. 

Joshua leans down to pepper your face with kisses, holding you close, ignoring your feeble attempt to escape his grasp.

“I guess it’s a good thing then that I wasn’t even thinking about what I’d eat for lunch.” He places a final kiss on your cheek before pulling back to gaze at you.

“You weren’t?”

“Of course not. How could I even begin to think about lunch when all I could think about was tasting you again?” Joshua smirks at you, laughing when you scoff, your turn to roll your eyes at him.

“How did I know you wouldn’t even be a little bit subtle about wanting to have sex as soon as you got back?” 

“Because you know how addicted I am to you and how much I think about you.” You and Joshua are chest to chest, his hands tracing your body, fingertips pressing lightly into your curves.

Joshua’s voice has already lowered an octave, eyes flickering to your lips. You’re in no way surprised at how quickly Joshua turned the situation from silly and domestic to horny, but you’re not bothered in the slightest, more than happy to fuck your boyfriend again. A week has been far too long of a time to go without Joshua’s cock inside of you.

“Oh, so you were thinking of me on your trip? Thought you’d be too busy grilling meat and playing games with the boys.” 

“Baby, I’m always thinking about you, but especially when we’re not together.” Joshua ducks down, his nose brushing yours. 

“And what about me were you thinking about exactly?” You whisper, holding your breath as you await his next words.

“Well, I was thinking all about how sweet your cunt is and how I couldn’t wait to come home and devour you.”

Somehow you hadn’t registered that Joshua walked you back until the counter pressed into your lower back, trapping you between it and Joshua’s firm body.

“Hmm…then I guess lunch is served whenever you’re ready to eat,” Tilting your head up, your lips brush against Joshua’s. You shift your leg forward, knee brushing against the crotch of his sweatpants. A grunt slips out of him when you make contact with his half-hard cock and he surges forward, lips meeting yours in a feverish kiss. 

Joshua’s soft lips move against yours, his hands cupping your face to keep you close. Your hands trail up Joshua’s thick arms, tracing every ridge and dip of muscle. You’ve never been shy about how much you enjoy the new gym rat era he and a few of his friends have entered, making sure to be very obvious about the way you appreciate the new muscle he’s worked on gaining. He also doesn’t hide just how much he loves how the bulkier version of him turns you on, your boyfriend flexing for you so the muscles tense and loosen a few times under your fingertips.

Those same strong arms move to hold your waist, holding onto you as he swallows every pant and tiny whine that you let out. Joshua’s tongue wraps around yours and sucks, the kiss descending into lewd territory as Joshua grinds against your thigh still wedged between his legs.

The kiss feels like it goes on forever, which is in no way a complaint. Joshua’s hands wander all over your body, hands skating down to grab at your bare thighs and up to your ass, grabbing a handful to bring your hips impossibly closer. It’s almost embarrassing how wet you are, feeling your cotton panties clinging to you with each shuffle of the fabric. 

Joshua seems to read your mind as he finally moves a hand under your apron and into the waistband of your shorts and panties, his finger grazing your pussy making you jolt and buck into his hand.

“Would you look at that? You’re fucking drenched just from my kisses?” To illustrate his point, he pulls his fingers from your shorts, holding the wet digits up to showcase your juices to you both.

“Fuck, yeah, I need you so badly. I missed you so much.”

Joshua hums, popping his fingers into his mouth, eyes closing as he sucks them clean, savoring your flavor. The scene is enough to have you rubbing your thighs together, easily recalling just how good his tongue feels when it’s on you.

“Mmm, I missed you too, baby. And speaking of, I’m starving, so I think I’m ready to eat now.”

Joshua plants his hands on your hips and turns you around so his front is pressed against your back, walking with you out of the kitchen and around to the island, leaving kisses on the back of your neck as you go. When you reach the side of the island that you usually sit to eat at, Joshua’s nimble fingers untie your apron and lift it over your head, tossing it to the floor. Your shorts and panties come next as he slides the fabric down your legs, letting them pool at your feet.

Your boyfriend makes a sound of appreciation at the sight of your bare ass, big hands squeezing your cheeks before landing a firm smack on one of them. He helps you up onto the island, sitting you near the edge. Joshua pulls up a stool in front of you, spreading your legs wide, and letting out a low whistle.

“Look at all of this, so messy and sloppy all for me.” Joshua leans forward and places kisses on the inside of your thighs, inhaling your scent as he does, small moans rumbling in his throat.

A few whimpers slip out of you with each kiss over your hot skin, Joshua’s breath hitting your core only serving to make you wetter. Joshua loves eating you out, always talking about how good you taste and how much he loves the way you smell when you’re dripping for him.

He doesn’t leave you waiting for long this time (another thing Joshua loves is to tease you, but he seems to want you bad enough to spare you this time) as his tongue finally licks at your clit, the muscle flattening and adding much-needed pressure. 

A squeal of Joshua’s name tumbles out of you as he licks a fat stripe from your hole to your clit - once, twice, three times, each go making you twitch underneath him. Your legs almost snap shut, but his firm grip keeps them open.

“Nuh-uh, keep your legs open, baby girl. I haven’t even started eating my meal.”

Your eyes stay trained on him as his hands grab the back of your thighs, pushing them toward you. You lie on your back in a more comfortable position, hands trembling as they hold onto the front of your shirt in anticipation.

“I’ll never get tired of eating you out, you know that? Never get tired of how fucking sweet you taste on my tongue.” To further his point, Joshua’s thick tongue slips into your pussy, lapping at your gummy walls, letting his nose brush against your clit.

“F-fuck!” Your hands dart down, fingers threading through his brunette strands, tugging at the root as he tongue fucks you on the kitchen island. 

Every grunt and groan that Joshua lets out is deep, deep enough that the vibrations can be felt throughout your whole body. You can’t help but thrash underneath him, loud obscene slurping sounds fill the room as he works. Joshua’s hands keep your thighs pinned down, preventing you from nearly falling off the counter while his face presses closer to your cunt. 

He eats you out like a man starved, a week without your pussy proving to be much too long away for him. The tip of his tongue is still buried inside of you, flicking at your walls at an almost impossible speed. 

Fire begins to quickly pool in the pit of your stomach, nails digging into Joshua’s scalp which only spurs him on more.

“Shua, b-baby so good!”

“Mmph?” You can’t quite hear what he says but it sounds like it has a questioning tilt at the end.

“‘M gonna cum!”

That must’ve been what he was getting at because he picks up the pace and moves his hold on you to the sides of your thighs and makes you wrap your legs around his head. Joshua uses this new angle to force you to rock your hips against his face, leaning into you so far that when you glance down, all you see is the top of his hair which you’re still holding onto for dear life. 

Rolling your hips you go with his movement, desperately riding his face. Joshua lets you, his tongue drilling into you, bringing you closer and closer to the edge.

When you do cum, you stiffen almost painfully as heat spreads through your body, your thighs squeezing around him like a vice, holding him in place. Your boyfriend happily continues lapping at your sensitive core, murmurs of praise accompanying his coos of delight.

“So fucking tasty,” Joshua sighs as he pulls back, finally taking in air through his mouth. He glances at you, watching your chest heave as you catch your breath. Without a second thought, with your hole still clenching around nothing, Joshua shoves one of his thick fingers into you, drawing a gasp out of you. 

“Shua!?”

He has the audacity to blink up at you, faux innocence on his face along with your juices still shining on the bottom half of his face.

“What? I want seconds.” He shrugs, adding a second finger which has you cursing, senses on overdrive. Joshua’s plush lips are back on your clit, sucking the nub into his mouth, ignoring the way your nails dig into his hair again, tugging on his soft locks. 

“Ngh, Josh-Joshua! Please!”

“Please what, baby?” He mumbles, lips still suckling on your clit, your legs quivering as they rest on his shoulders. His fingers have no trouble finding that soft squishy spot inside of you that has your eyes crossing, the squelching sound of your wetness ringing in your ears.

“I’m - I just…” You trail off when your boyfriend curls his fingers, the overstimulation derailing your train of thought as you feel another orgasm hurdling toward you. Joshua smirks up at you, loving the way he can literally watch as your brain short-circuits for him - because of him.

His lips go back to your clit, suctioning around the bud. His fingers delve into you faster, your velvety walls hugging his digits, coating them in more of your sticky arousal. Sweat beads at your hairline and tears prick your eyes as Joshua throws you into another orgasm, electricity coursing through your veins and a choked, desperate cry of Joshua’s name tumbling from your lips. 

“Yeah, just like that, good girl.” He purrs against your overworked pussy, slowly dragging his fingers out of you. You whimper at the loss, only for the sound to be replaced by a loud wail, Joshua’s slick fingers rubbing rough, frantic circles against your clit. 

“Shit! Fuck, Shua I’m - fuuuck!”

“Come on baby girl, one more. Make a mess all over the fucking counter.” The pads of his fingers drag against your clit, body arching as you flail your hands, scrambling across the marble of the counter looking for something to ground you.

The sensation borders on painful, the sensitivity too much to handle as the pleasure builds and your muscles spasm. When you cum this time, it knocks the wind out of you, your eyes rolling back, your mouth open in a silent scream. Joshua leans down, eyes watching with glee as you squirt all over his hand and arm, getting your mixture of arousal on his shirt. He even cranes his head down, mouth open to drink up the remaining spurts of your release.

He rubs lazy circles over your puffy clit, letting you ride out the rest of your orgasm until your hoarse voice begs him to stop and he does, but not before wiping up as much of your wetness as he can on his fingers and popping them into his mouth once again.

“Fucking hell, Shua!” You huff out when you’ve finally sucked enough air back into your lungs.

“What? I told you I was starving.” His cocky grin earns him a half-hearted kick to his shoulder using the minuscule amount of energy you have remaining. He catches your leg, placing a soft kiss on your ankle before he straightens up and sits back to admire your ruined state.

“Are you going to help me up or leave me here for the rest of the day?” 

“I should eat all of my meals in the kitchen, but I suppose I can help you down.” Joshua laughs at your half-hearted threat to kick him again and offers his hands to you. He helps you sit upright and slowly slides you off of the island. 

When you’re back on shaky feet, you move to pick your bottoms up, but he stops you by pulling you against him.

“Wh-”

“Oh, you don’t need those. I’m gonna order some lunch for us, but I need dessert before it gets here.” He presses his hips forward, his rock-hard dick pressing against your ass. Joshua once again envelops you in his warm embrace, lips skirting against the shell of your ear. “That okay with you, baby?”

Between the orgasms he pushed out of you only minutes ago and the dip in his voice, wetness collects between your legs again, pussy clenching at the thought of Joshua fucking you for real.

“That’s more than okay with me,” you rasp, clearing your throat. “I’m feeling pretty empty myself and am dying to be stuffed.”

[itwdoris]

This isn’t necessarily a request so you absolutely don’t feel pressured to add to it <3

Errr, maybe dub-con? Only on the piss aspect I suppose

Hear me out- them corrupting us into having a piss kink!

I feel like this would probably work for Gojo best, because I completely agree that that man would have some nasty kinks. He’s a freak and we love him ^///^

Maybe earlier into the relationship him giving us plenty of water, using the excuse that it’s a hot day and he doesn’t want us to get heatstroke :(

Then watching as after the third water bottle he’s encouraged us to drink has us uncomfortably squirming, waiting for an opening to politely sneak off to the toilet- because piss is gross right? He’s just looking out for us by giving us water on this hot day!

Gojo is a little mean and teasing, finding ways to keep us occupied so we don’t go and relive ourselves and waste alllll the water he’s been giving us

Eventually one of the tactics used to keep us occupied is cuddles! Spooning us from behind, either sitting us in his lap or lying down and spooning <3

Purposely wrapping his hands low around our waist so he can teasingly press against our bladder. He isn’t doing it on purpose right? But we’re soooo full :(

Maybe a bit leaks out, of course anyone would be embarrassed by the wet patch, you kinda just wet yourself on someone, but Gojo seems delighted >:)

Trying to encourage us to do it again, slipping one hand into now-damp underwear to gently stroke us, the other hand insistently pressing against our bladder. He says it’s fine, that it’s actually kind of hot. He promises to clean everything up, even buy us entirely new clothes if we really want…

After a lot of encouragement and kisses, we finally piss ourselves on purpose for the first time, right there in his arms as he coos and praises- if he wasn’t hard before, he’s definitely hard now

P.S- I’m not a writer myself so I apologise is the way I characterise Gojo is slightly off, and I dunno how to write explicit stuff so sorry for cutting it short ‘>.<

P.P.S- I love your blog! Please may I be 🫀? (If it hasn’t been taken)

sorry, this is just so good I had to post it like that, i LOVED! it was so gojo and I love the corruption with the reader, it's a lot of fun, yuuta is my favorite to write about in a more hardcore way, but i love mixing it with gojo because it goes so well with him, you ate, my love! thank you for sharing <3

the gently strokes >>>> oh so cute, hes so cute

and of course you can dear! welcome 🫀, thank you for liking it here <3

[panelshowsource]

my IMMEDIATE thought is judi love, right?? her and roisin 1000% not even one show each, A SHOW WITH THEM TOGETHER 😍 and it's called JUDI & ROISIN'S DOUBLE DATES 😍

hahahaha absolutely! do you remember the stationary shop / pun guessing task that tim vine did on taskmaster s6? i always thought victoria would have enjoyed every single thing about that, just my intuition...

hahahaha this is so cute! they got married not to terribly long ago, so no worries. don't you love how sweetly they speak about each other 🥹 you know, when i saw richard at his last book signing in new york, he told a quick story about how ingrid had recently written for a doctor who publication and that she is super engrossed in & proud of the doctor who world 🥹🥹🥹 (made me so happy!!! bc i'm also a massive dw fan (i make those gifs on my main!) 🥹)

this is my modest richard and ingrid tag 🥹 i hope to flesh it out even more over time hehe

yes i've been listening to these!! they keep teasing a nish kumar one coming up that is supposed to be very special in some way?

anyways the richard osman one was very sweet because there was tons of kitten talk (LOVE) and you can tell how much richard adores david — which means he had a lot of fun teasing him hahaha that's what makes richard such a good podcast guest: he's such a comedy fan!

also enjoyed the eps with ivo and sam campbell, and i'm gonna listen to at least ed gamble, rose matafeo, and amy gledhill this weekend!

are you guys liking it??

i've def seen it (i saw the comedy blogs advertising the pilot) but i'm gonna be sooo honest and say i haven't had time to give it a listen yet TT have you?? i'm obsessed with both of them and will DEF listen to it this week! i'll post my thoughts :)

honestly, i think there are more comedy writers and comedy actors than proper comedians that i would like to read bios of. simon pegg comes to mind first! i also think it would be fascinating to read a kind of day-by-day journal of a proper circuit comedian, someone who could humorously and truthfully document the lifestyle. did you have someone in mind who hasn't written one?

as for books that are already published, i really want to read bonkers by jen saunders as well as richard e grant's semi-new autobiography (i'm worried it's going to be exceptionally sad since he'll always be dealing with the passing of his wife and he's very open about grief 🥺), so hopefully i get around to those before too long!

i haven't, tbh i never watched miranda, not going out, or even call the midwife — so even though i've obviouslyyy seen her around, sometimes on panel shows, and absolutely acknowledge how big she was/is, i don't carry enough nostalgia to read her whole bio. THAT SAID, i agree she was so so touching on graham norton and i think her stories both about her health and about finding love were SO LOVELY 💜 but if you tell me it's a must read then i'll definitely check it out!

and for anyone who's interested i added the audiobook to my drive :)

okay this scared me HAHAHA because as much as that is obviously not true if one uses a single modicum of common sense i am so easily fooled—

anyways it was a sweet episode! i don't really listen to that show but i was hoping to hear more about joe's particular approach to parenting, and even though he is clearly very private it was endearing. i love how much he loves birmingham (as someone who doesn't really have a hometown it's something i'm always fascinated by and envious of in others), and he really put his foot down about his sexuality! he was like "bi is bi, pan is pan, it's on you if you wanted to call me gay anyways" and PERIOD KING !! anyways, super happy for him. i have a feeling he won't post very much about it or even talk much about it in general, but i selfishly hope he does 🥹

it was a cute episode!! highlights for me include rob being extremely new to the concept of kimchi, rob claiming he doesn't understand why people care so much about seasoning (my fellow americans, have fun with that one), and rob roasting steve coogan lmaooo also i never get sick of the alan bennett impression i love how it's almost tom courtenay it's hilarious to me

i've loved a lot of the recent eps, especially the ones with matthew macfadyen and richard e grant (funniest man alive)! and i watched the gordon ramsay episode like 5 times, it was sooo interesting and soooooo sweet to hear about his relationship with angela!

one thing i really like about this show — besides how awesome angela is — is that nick asks the genuine questions someone who isn't big into cooking would ask. like, when they were eating the rib eye, he was like, "if someone wanted to make this at home, what would they ask the butcher for? is this a specific cut of meat?" and even though it's like 'lol yeah nick...rib eye...' people who aren't familiar with cooking beef wouldn't have known that! he asks about cuts, measurements, cooking times, that sort of thing in a way that feels genuine and curious, which i appreciate (as someone who doesn't cook a lot lmao)

for sure!

hello anon! these are always posted on reddit every single night that they air, i recommend sending a polite "hello would you kindly add me to the sub?" message (you don't need to get fancier or more specific than that; they have to keep the sub private for obvious reasons so no need to feel intimidated) to r/TV_NCA so you can snag those links each week

sure anon i'll work on that for you this weekend xx

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[yelspyder]

hello! love your blog and would like to ask gwen x fem reader where they have been dating for a while and this is the first time the reader will meet gwen's father and she is nervous but in the end everything works out? ty!

˚‧⁺.-"When it comes to meeting your partner’s parents, preparation is key"

↳ characters: Gwen Stacy

↳ summary: where Gwen invites you to meet her father

↳ Fem! Reader

↳ notes: I wasn't sure if you preferred gwen or the reader to be nervous here, so I decided to do gwen because I thought it would be more fun (not to mention that she would look absolutely cute in this scenario?!?). I ended up not exploring the fact that the reader is fem, I hope you don't mind. anyway, thanks for asking and hope you like it.

To say Gwen was nervous was an understatement. What if her father thought you were bad for her? What if he doesn't like you? What if he forbade her to see you? What if he somehow ended up arresting you? And if-

"Gwen, honey, are you all right? Your palms are sweaty and you can't stop tapping your foot. Do you need anything?" You questioned while arching an eyebrow in concern.

She swallowed hard as she gave a nervous laugh. "N-No, it's nothing. It's absolutely fine." Gwen was clearly lying, but you decided not to pursue the matter. The atmosphere was growing more and more tense, the air seeming thicker and harder for Gwen to breathe. She felt that urge to chicken out and make some excuse that she wasn't feeling well to avoid the situation, but it was too late when the beep sounded and the elevator doors opened.

You then broke into a happy smile and asked excitedly. "So, honey, what's your apartment? Come on, guide me."

"This way." It was a quick walk, Gwen gave your hand a light squeeze and led you down the hall to a numbered door with a small welcome mat in front of it. "Is here."

She took a step forward and reached out, hovering her hand over the door. With some hesitation, Gwen knocked on the door a few times and walked back. While the blonde fussed with nervousness, you just whistled happily as you looked around. She wondered how you were so calm in this situation, having to meet your girlfriend's father and a police captain to boot. You were supposed to be super nervous and Gwen was supposed to be calming you down here, not the other way around, but here you were.

Without much time to get lost in daydreams, the door soon opened revealing the police captain. He gave a strained smile, clearly nervous too. Gwen then cleared her throat and introduced you to each other, a slight reluctance in her voice.

You smiled broadly and then held out your hand to shake. "Mister Stacy, how are you? Nice to meet you, Gwen talks a lot about you!" You gave little jumps of excitement as you waited for his answer.

George was clearly unprepared for all your quirky happiness, hoping you'd be scared or nervous to meet him, after all, it's every teenager's nightmare. He shook her hand as he introduced himself. "Um... well, I'm fine"

A few seconds of uncomfortable silence pass, until George sa moves to the side of the door to clear the passage into the small apartment. "Well, come on in. Dinner is ready."

You two entered the apartment. You gave Gwen's hand a reassuring squeeze as she led you through the apartment and into the dining room. Smiling at the brief smell of freshly cooked food, you sat down in a chair as George placed a platter of food in the center of the table.

And dinner was spent with you having a friendly conversation with Gwen's father, while Gwen herself stared at you across the table, lost in your smile. George was tempted to have that conversation with you, but the way his daughter looked at you was unique. He knew he couldn't let her down, so, he made a point of trying to keep the conversation going while he ate.

Not knowing how to carry on a good conversation with you, he was forced to tell you some of Gwen's childhood stories. The poor girl just slumped in her chair while hiding her face in embarrassment. Occasionally, she gave George a few minor warnings, which unfortunately for Gwen, were ignored.

George was taken aback when you insisted on doing the dishes as a thank you for dinner, but then he pulled himself together and started talking about how Gwen was lazy at home and didn't do the dishes, to her embarrassment.

At the end of the night, the three of you were at the door of your apartment as you said goodbye. You parted with a smile and a brief hug for each one, while the policeman smiled, a less tense one this time, and Gwen laughed happily that her previous assumptions were wrong.

Later that night, George teased Gwen about how helpful you were and that you wanted to trade the two of them. Gwen smiled in response, knowing it was his way of saying she approved of your relationship.

[delilahsturniolo]

hihi! new to tumblr and i LOVE ur posts , do you have any tips for someone who would want to start posting on here?

hihiii welcomee we’re so happy to have you here!!! also thank u so much :)) i’ve got a whole laundry list of tips for ya (and anyone else who needs this!)

1. THEME

people absolutely love a good theme, pick colors that go nice together, base your theme off of a celebrity you like, one of the triplets and so much more, the creativity is completely up to you and only you can make it unique, add your own flare and make your theme really stick out, you can get cute dividers from blogs that make them and find cute photos off of pinterest!!

2. ORGANIZATION

make sure to have a nicely organized masterlist of all your writing, theres a good tutorial i found right here on how to make a neat masterlist. it’s also nice to have a organized but cute pinned post on your blog with a navigation to all ur links, you can take a look at mine for inspiration!!

3. INTERACT

don’t be afraid to make friends!!! go in people’s inboxes to say hello, follow people and get mutuals, like, comment, or reblog posts! i was so afraid at first to talk with people on here but i have so many friends now and it’s so so worth it i promise!! my following is public so you can look through it and find some really cool and friendly blogs on there!

4. WRITING & GIVING CREDIT

when you’re thinking of ideas to write, it’s completely okay to look at other fics for inspiration but if you are taking direct inspiration from someone’s writing message them first and ask if it’s okay and always give credit and tag the person you are taking inspiration from in your post, this goes for taking inspiration for themes, creating au’s, giving credit for dividers and much more! as for writing tips, i usually jot down in my notes the basic premise of the story and write it little by little, i would definitely start out with little blurbs and slowly move onto longer fics as your blog grows! make sure to add lots of description, think about if the reader will be able to picture what you’re saying in their head. you can always ask me or someone else to proofread before you post! also tag ur work correctly! for example, if you are writing smut, don’t put tags about angst.

5. STAY CONSISTENT

i know it seems difficult, and trust me, it was difficult for me. but posting often seriously helps your blog grow. it’s wayyy more than okay to take a break from tumblr but try to post as much as you can! of course i’m not saying spam your blog, but post a few times every day. you could try posting one piece of writing every week and all the other days just post relatable content. people won’t interact with you if they see you aren’t active!

6. HAVE FUN, AND BE NICE!!

enjoy your time on tumblr, make the most out of it. be kind to everyone and avoid drama, hype people up and just be respectful, tumblr is supposed to be a safe and fun place for us to fangirl!! :)

[astray-arlo]

Alright who’s ready for hell? I sure am!! It’s chaos.

Guess what. Yeah we’re hearing my thoughts again uh because I’m sleep deprived which will make it far worse!! Yawnnn I feel like theirs blood in my mouth. Anywho it’s fucking freezing in this room. I’m listening to my playlist made for this time of night. It’s quite nice. No one noticed by the Marias is playing MY ARMS KEEP MAKING WIERD NOUSES WHEN I TYPE- ahem so the Marias I do like! I love cariño >< oml Spanish nicknames are so much cuter than English ones. That’s an entire thing. 30 minutes until 6 AM wowww. I haven’t done an all nighter in a while. Hm strange! It is quite fun I suppose though. Somewhere in the universe has to be one of my favorite songs in the whole wide world by the pity party girls. I have an absolute connection with that song. Music makes me wanna scream in the most unhealthy but healthiest way possible. I am just a freak </3 love that song too. Oml someone shove a metal pipe down my throat to stay quiet about music. @vixxy-izzy keeps moving in her sleep @gh0st-punk might as well be dead. So boring *sigh* grrrrrrr. Flowers are delicate and soft, but some have thorns and are hard to get past. Every flower deserves a person but not every person deserves a flower. Like dogs, all dogs deserve an owner. But not all people deserve dogs. I don’t like dogs but I do at the same time. did you know borzais are taller then me on their back legs. Which in theory means borzois are also taller then Sabrina Carpenter. Now that is a silly thought to me. It hasn’t even hit the ten minute mark and I’ve written this much!? Often I am upset that I cannot fall in love- are you tired of me yet? I know you probably won’t ever get tired of me. It’s a bit baffling to me is all, but I believe her. A giraffe was freed yesterday :) I’m happy for the giraffe. Why does Alex G keep playing I swear I never had this much songs of his. Ugh headaches are my best friend! We love them. I am completely deranged yes I know! My name is pink and I’m really glad to meet you. I’m so confused we’ve been talking every day for like a month how are you not annoyed at me yet I’m genuinely curious. Curiosity kills the cat- HEY WAIT A MINUTE IS PLAYING. WE STAND WILLOW ON THIS BLOG!!! *sigh* I miss her. Bro I sound ridiculous I’m now realizing that, like Arlo you sound absolutely ridiculous. I wanna watch twilight (again) chronic obsession I actually need to finish the second book. That’s something I should do over summer. I’m supposed to draw- I draw like once a month or once every month there is no in between. I read month as moth. Moths are so cute gotta love them. Just like bats! Oh hey 4 minutes until it’s 6 AM I am going strong with this one. WILL MY HAND FUCKING WAKE UP! I hate the feeling of it. I can slowly start to see the sun it’s very very light but it’s showing up there is more light in this dark ass room now. I should like probably go to sleep after this. I dunno. Uhm why did it reload? Now some of my lovely writing wasn’t saved. My finger tips feel weird turns out I needed more blood circulation in them :P she was a fox while I was a hound. I love that poem of mine. Just wait until songbirds and dogs becomes one. I have a lot of plans for more poems. Just need to get around to doing them. Why do I have 133 followers. That’s like too much more than I planned on getting. Goodness gracious I talk a lot. I’m sleepy but don’t particularly want to go to sleep not yet at least. It’s getting brighter in here. Tv girl is playing. You know where to find me, and I know where to look. I’m not even spiraling this is just genuinely what it’s like in my mind but like 10x worse plus that by 3 then times it by 55 again!

IT JUST DELETED ALL MY WORK FROM GHIS POINT SO ON FUCK TAHG FUCK THIS FUCK EVERYTHING THAT JUST MADE ME MAD

GOOD NIGHT ALFRED!

[unwillingdarling]

I sent an ask a bunch of months ago about how your blog gave me hope that I’d someday find a dyke who was into anal, degradation, and general violence as much I am…. Update, I’ve since connected with a beautiful butch Daddy who is like, scarily compatible with me & my kinks ❤️‍🔥

The only caveat is they live on the opposite end of the country (classic gay romance). So… I booked a plane ticket to visit her in August. We’ll be staying at a place out in the mountains where nobody can hear me scream and I’m going to be their free use butch boytoy for an entire week… complete with somno, hardcore CNC, and sooo much anal and oral 🫣��

Anyway thanks for helping me manifest my dream guy & hope this update makes you smile ❤️‍🔥

i.......... oh my goD????? conGRATS????

damn i'm so glad that i'm doing my fuckin duty well on here ! helping people realize kinks... giving people hope ! <3

absolutely devastating to hear about the distance </3 but..... ohhh that fun mountain retreat <3 well! i sure hope they let you go home by the end of the week! 🫣 if not... well. <3 i suppose they figured you were meant to be their cute free use boytoy forever!!!

literally. oh my god. love fucking wins guys. and once again. the gays just fucking KEEP winning!!!!!!

[numberonetacostan]

i have completed the polycule kids

i’ll probably take some time to flesh them out a bit more and go into depth about their relationships with their parents later, but as i’ve worked on them i’ve decided i’m so hyped to make an askblog based around them they’re so silly

anyway here they are!!!

Portable CD Player (tacomic)

- one of those round cd players you suggested!

- she/it

- 13-14 years

- has heterochromia

-!protective over the rest of the kids

- tacomic’s eldest and first kid, inherited a lot of taco’s attitude and mannerisms, plus her eyes!! (i like to think taco has heterochromatic red and green eyes). can actually play cds, just doesn’t like to bc it uses up a lot of energy. also has the ability to hide her arms. seems to have inherited taco’s insomnia as well

Mini Mic (tacomic)

- one of those small, fluffy microphones

- she/her

- 8 years

- really short, will barely be taller than taco as an adult

- tacomic’s second kid, just a year younger than restaurant tablet. she absolutely loves her older sister. personality is very similar to early season 1 mic, with some of taco’s season 1 mannerisms

Restaurant Tablet (tacopad)

- restaurant tablet without a neck lmao

- he/him

- 9 years

- same screen color as mepad

- tacopad kid!! born a few years after the first tacomic kid, so the second oldest out of all of them. follows mepad around like a lost puppy 80% of the time and has an odd fascination with limes

Speaker (micpad)

- one of those portable cylindrical speakers if that makes sense. lights up!!

- they/them

- 5 years

- micpad kid, one of the youngest. they don’t talk very much since they have a hard time controlling their volume (similar to mic) and are really shy. will be as tall as mic once they’re done growing

Paper Towel Dispenser & Air Hand Dryer (toipad)

- twins!! i liked both options a lot and thought it’d be fun to do both and make em twins

- both he/him

- 3 years

- no arms!! doesn't seem to limit their mobility though

- toipad kids who started causing chaos the moment they learned to walk. must be supervised at all times or else things will be destroyed. restaurant tablet absolutely adores them

Tea Cup (toico)

- the baby of the family <3 and the only one outside of the twins without arms

- she/her

- 9 months

- toico kid and the newest addition!! cd player pretends she doesn’t, but she absolutely loves her and often volunteers to watch her to give her parents a break. has fallen asleep with her on more than one occasion

- ✨ anon

Hi Sparkles!!!!✨✨✨ Welcome back, and thank you for submitting more POLYCULE!!!!!! XD

I'm so happy to hear you're going to make an ask blog for them!!!! :D Good luck with it, I'm looking forward to seeing what you make!!!!! :3

I like the idea of a Tacomic child sharing the arm-retracting ability!!!! I suppose she could put them inside it's lid, yeah? Taco dealing with a child who has all of her sass could be so funny i think!!!

AWWWW TINY FLUFFY MICROPHONE!!!!

HOORAY NO UNSETTLING NECK THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!^^ :D and omg inherits the love of citrus from Taco that's so very cute. i would also follow Mepad around like a duckling if i had the chance so i totally get it.

oooo, I like a cylindrical speaker for their fan kid, yeah!!!

TWINS WHO INHERIT TOILET'S CHAOS that's so cute. Mepad is like the only parent with any semblance of chill in this polycule lmaooo

TEA CUP! TEA CUP! TEA CUP! TEA CUP! TEA CUP! and she's the baby of the family that's so cute. Does she have patterns on her? I collect tea cups, most of time have flowers on them :3

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Ok a rant about Cerri bomb and how much I HATE her

In the addict music video she was a very supportive friend of Angel and I loved her in the pilot! I wish we got that supportive best friend to Angel in the final product, but unfortunately she is a woman in a vivziepop show.

She’s AWFUL now I can’t stand her, the way she tried to make Angel relapse was so weird like pilot cherri wouldn’t do that! I also really dislike her design it has to be one of my personal least favourites (not the bottom though nothing is worse than alastors design to me) she isn’t enjoyable to watch anymore she had potential if she’d only been introduced earlier! Imagine if she was introduced in episode 4 and played the supportive friend she was originally supposed to be!

And GOD I hate her ship with pentious, it was SO RUSHED, so poorly done and the ship isn’t very “so cute and in love!!” When you remember she showed literally NO interest in him until Angel brought up that he has 2 dicks, and this is supposed to be a romantic relationship we CARE about.

Cherri didn’t need a romantic relationship she needed CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT we needed to get to know her! If you’ve only seen the show and no other Hazbin media at all (which shouldn’t be required you should be able to get all your info FROM THE SHOW) you’d barely know anything about her character or who she is. I wish we got pilot cherri bomb, and that she got a design update, and that her and pent’s relationship was either taken slower or didn’t happen at all

You silly little creature you, you have me writing in my notes app instead of Tumblr because I’m about to go crazy!

Cherri Bomb. More like Cherri what the hell happened

Anyway I’m gonna tackle this one thing at a time, and also forgive me if I word something weird I just woke up an hour ago at the time of writing this.

First thing, design: I personally quite like her design since it very loosely reminds me of Iris from Ruby Gloom with ofc the one eye, the very rowdy personality and kind of the hair, but those are very broad design choices and its just me remembering some random girl I thought was silly but like Iris did it better.

Okay now second thing and then we go into literally everything else: My blog has been an angry pit of despair for everything in Episode 6 as of recent so let’s tap into that again 🤏 just a little. I am going to give my classic centrist opinion and say I don’t mind Cherri Bomb all that much but I absolutely get why people dislike her, and I mean this in the kinda way as people who dislike… Idk Fukuchi from BSD. WILD jump in fandoms but gimme a second. I can’t 100% say that Cherri Bomb in the pilot was better than the series since we have no idea if maybe for some reason she was intended to be like that offscreen, but judging by the pilot and “Addict” alone, it’s very unlikely. I could see her maybe being a bad influence at times and being like “Loosen up dude we’re in hell and its Friday” or something (idk if they have Friday in hell but everyday is probably Monday 🥁) but overall I feel like she’d end up apologising for it. However on the other side of things, I can understand why Cherri did that in Episode 6. Of course not to say this is okay, but Cherri is still very clearly not in the “redemption” mindset. She’s happy the way she is and is really only focused on certain aspects of issues. We see her comfort Angel in “Addict” but thats basically the extent of it. Cherri’s definition of “self-care” seems to be less of actually taking care of yourself and more like just letting go and having fun instead which really only gives a momentary fix to the issue, much like how substances can be abused. Do you kinda see what im getting at? Cherri offering Angel drugs while he’s trying not to relapse is not okay, full stop. But her reasoning as to why makes a bit of sense for her purpose in the show which is honestly not much, since, as you said, she is a woman in a Vivziepop show.

To my knowledge Cherri is like 30-ish years younger than Angel Dust in Hell experience so she’s likely not reached a point where she’s gotten tired of how things work, as well as the fact we don’t really have much of an idea on her backstory aside from that random shot in “Addict” of that guy in a puddle??? But generally she seems to be in a better position than Angel is, so there isn’t really any reason for her to want to change, yknow? I will say I do like exploring characters that are good friends while still being bad influences at times, but I’m going to be honest I feel like thats really not what Angel needs right now. I wouldn’t be as pissy about it if she did end up apologising afterwards (I’m just gonna headcanon she did for my sanity) but even then as Angel’s friend we don’t know like… anything about her. I would’ve really liked to get some kind of callback to the pilot where Cherri mentions she thought Angel was dead until the random Sir Pentious turf war, and maybe we could see her actually being worried about Angel again instead of those 3 frames in “Addict”, but Hazbin is rushed and I guess we don’t have time for that. And also YES it would’ve been great to see her in Episode 4 and actually doing something but again, Vivziepop is boring.

Going forward I would really like to see Cherri, if not become a patron, at least try to be a better friend and sure if she wants to keep doing stuff she can keep doing it, but just don’t encourage other people to relapse. It is very simple.

SIR PENTIOUS! About Sir Pentious, this is going to be incredibly short. I don’t hate the ship but also I’m not really crazy about any of the Hazbin Hotel ships? I also don’t really hate any except for the genuinely horrid ones but thats basic sense. I absolutely agree with you, Cherri does not need a romantic interest. Romance doesn’t always = growth and growth should not always = romance. She needs some genuine character TLC and I hope to god she gets some in season 2. We’ve only seen a few minutes of her so I have yet to give a firm opinion, but as of now I’m just hoping they do something actually interesting with her instead of just alluding to Sir Pentious ship. Also the penis thing. 1. What was that, and 2. It made me and my friends briefly pause to sex Sir Pentious and come to the conclusion he is likely transgender/hj

TLDR; Please give us a fun Cherri Bomb again. ☹️

[beifong-brainrot]

Beifong babies appreciation post

This is gonna be a more self indulgent post. But if you spend any time on my blog, you know how much I adore the Beifong family, particularly Suyin and her children. And you know what I don't see enough appreciation for Suyin's babies, which makes sense, since they're side characters, but here's a lil ramble about them and some reasons why I love them.

Baatar Jr

Actually, I think Baatar is actually a very underutilised character for being Kuvira's supposed right hand man, as well as her fiancé.

He's technically the brains behind Kuvira's collosus, and probably much more.

As damaging as living in his father's shadow was for him, I do find it extremely adorable how he engineered all Baatar Sr's projects, it's really cute!

His loyalty to Kuvira and his love for her is admirable. It's honestly adorable, how much she means to him.

Btw mans stared into Korra's eyes while she threatened him im the Avatar state and laughed. Say what you want about him but he has balls.

The angst surrounding his involvement with Kuvira is absolutely delicious.

Like imagine turning your back on everyone you know and love for one person, only for then to turn on you and try to kill you with upur own creation?

And then everything you've worked for for 3 years is null and void? Gnarly

Also him being under house arrest with the family he betrayed? You could argue he got off really easy, which he did... but goodness gracious the angst.

Huan

I'm like 75% sure that he's a reference to The Dark One, one of Toph's metalbending students, which is actually really fun I love you emo metalbenders.

I always found non combative benders very interesting, especially when they use their bending for things like art, it's very cool.

While I think a Huan's character is made to mock "tortured abstract artists" a bit, he actually isn't terribly caricaturised?

Like... he has a pretty clear ideology and moral compass, and he sticks to his guns, even when threatened. He clearly values personal freedom and freedom of expression, and is willing to stand up for it.

I also love headcanoning that he had a close relationship with Aiwei. Since some of Huan's ideals match up more or less with Red Lotus ideology, which makes me wonder if Aiwei did subtly indoctrinate Suyin's children.

Huan and Ikki's friendship is really cute too lol.

His design is also really cool ngl

Opal

MY BABY AHHH 🧡 honestly my fave female tlok character.

Free her from the heterosexual love interest dimension she deserves so much better lol.

Like, I really dislike Bopal as a ship, and part of it is because of how much of a disservice it does to both characters. But most anti Bopal takes I see are also horrifically anti Opal.

Honestly, Opal just gets a surprisingly large amount of hate in genral? Like why? People call her annoying and a brat/ a knockoff Korra and she's barely done anything lmao

Opal's is very interesting, her journey to independence, her unseen development between B3 and B4, her firece loyalty to her family despite her separation from them

A lot of people criticise her attitude towards Kuvira, but honestly, she was quite rational in her anger? I also think she should have been allowed to hold a grudge against Bolin for longer, like yes he redeemed himswlf somewhat when rescuing her family, but it does feel really shallow and a fast way of tying up a pretty complex storyline.

Her arc reminds me very much of Toph's in atla, which is bittersweet since we see how that ended for Toph.

I love her lil pouty face ahh.

Wei and Wing

Genuinely. Might be my fave underdeveloped side characters.

Avatar has a habit of making very interesting twin duos and these two are no exception.

I really like their strong bond with their mother, they really are the most mamma's boys to ever mamma's boy.

Similarly to Opal, the twins' firece loyalty to their family and city is really sweet, but also there's a lot of potential for angst here. Like, Opal gets to see the world and adventure, but the twins are probably stuck in Zaofu forever.

The twins also are the only ones of their siblings upholding that "Beifong metalbender" archetype that Toph started. I think there is a bit of pressure on them, ad they are the "golden boys" of the family

I'm also a sucker for when benders work together/combine their skills so seeing the twins work together is really sweet.

Also. Gay™️. [Insert longass ramble about weilin lol]

I actually find the small differences in personality between them that we are shown. Where Wei is a bit more snooty and competitive, Wing is very playful and outward with himself. I like picking their differences apart.

Okk.. that's it my ramble for today us over 😭 I love the Beifong babies so much and wish there was more appreciation of them lol

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

oKaY listen! Jegulus is my OTP and I LOVE me some Bartylus too, but REGULUS & PANDORA 🥹🥹🥹

My babies!!!

Just that they understand each other in a way nobody else can and and and AHHH

1. Okay first of all: SHIP NAMES

Their most common one is Regdora which - kinda boring? Like it’s not bad, but when we have names like STARCHASER or NOBLEFLOWER or FLOWERPOT for other ships that just won’t do. Therefore my suggestion:

Stargazer

Because Star - Regulus (no explanation needed) and like gazer as kind of a synonym for seer?? Alternatively I have Starseer or Waterbox (Water for Reggie like in Moonwater + Pandoras Box yk), but Stargazer just sounds so Stargazer.

2. I OBVIOUSLY love them as an „Arranged Marriage I don’t want AT ALL (why are there butterflies in my stomache??) trope“, BUT also as the „we are queer best friends and jealous of each others partners, but idk why” trope!!

Also how many AMAZING Dynamics they have??

- Grumpy x Sunshine

- I hate everyone, but you and you love everyone, but you love me the most

- Soulmates

- Best Friends to Lovers

- ENEMIES TO LOVERS (Arranged marriage trope)

3. The DENIAL the both of them would have (especially when they are both seers) like:

„I saw a prophecy that showed me and Reggie in a Cottage with a child that could be related to us - MUST BE BECAUSE HES THE GODFATHER“

„Had a Dream abt Panda standing in front of me in a wedding gown - GOOD TO KNOW IM GONNA BE HER BEST MAN“

DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN??🥹

or the Arranged Marriage Trope??

„Dream Abt making out against a door with Regulus - HOW WEIRD”

“Wow Pandora looks like a goddess in that dress, her glare makes me feel fuzzy and I want to smooth the frown on her forehead with my fingers while she looks up at me - IVE GOTTA REALLY LIKE THAT DRESS TO THINK LIKE THAT”

4. Once they ACTUALLY start dating they would literally be inseparable. They would cuddle and kiss and talk 24/7! Even their me-time they both need turns into us-time and is just as effective. They would start to panic if they don’t see each other for more than a DAY. Also their dates would be sooo cute!! No matter whether it would be the cozy queer cafe around the corner or the flashy pureblood dance balls. They would have such a comfy aura and nobody would mind their pda cause they would be so comfortable with each other.

Sometimes they would just spend a day in absolute silence but a COZY COMFY DOMESTIC ONE yk???

Also the “I hate physical touch except for when it’s you” trope!!

5. Just then going to a pride parade together with matching outfits in like their 30s, already married and a bi flag on Reggie’s cheeks and a Pan one on Dora’s and they would be so PROUD.

Or just the courting process in the arranged marriage trope PEAK!!

6. They are love. They are soulmates. They are Stargazer (or Waterbox still unsure bout that one)

This got WAY longer than I originally intended but oh well :)

REGDORA!!! FAIRYSEEKER!!! MY LOVES <33333

you don't understand how much I adore them. I love love love them. they're my everything's <3 my hunnies <3 my sweet little babies <3

okay so, 1. I actually don't mind the name regdora, but yes, it's blant and ugly compared to everything else. personally, I know them as fairyseeker, which is what you can find them under on my blog lmao. stargazer is a GORGEOUS ship name... though I think of regularly every time I hear it lmao

i LOVE the name waterbox. idk why I just adore it

2. yesssssssss!!! istg they have the best troupes (next to bartylily). them as arranged marriage partners sounds so fun. imagine they're just kids when they first meet, and they're told they're supposed to get married when they grow up to combine the rosiers/lestranges

at first, they don't mind (they're tiny and have no idea what being married even means). they start hogwarts, and both realise that they're into their same gender people (once again, i bring up my mtf dora + ftm reg). so both spend a lot of time just convinced they aren't into each other. reg is a lesbian after all, and pandora is gay... then they come out as trans and both are like: oh-

3. grumpy x sunshine is so them omfg

them bith as seers???? Christ. them being so fucking blind is just so fitting. they never even consider that they might like each other

them as oblivious little fuckers so true. they are in deep denial fr. regulus is foaming out the mouth at how pandora is, but it's completely platonic

4. HSEIBSIEBSOENSO YESS OMFG

All they need is each other. they're always together, getting one of them alone is impossible. you can try, and you will fail

that trope is SO them. it's insane

5. they would definitely love their time at a pride parade. they're having the time of their lives and they've been happier

6. I love it when asks go this long. it just sucks because I usually can't add anything on because you guys are just so correct already 😮‍💨

thank you for sharing your brain with me. I appreciate it a lot <3

[electricea]

SHIPPING INFO. Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

What’s your OTP for your muse(s)?

I try not to have any one OTP though I have repeatedly said and still stand by that ships with fellow Phantom Thieves do have the strongest groundwork for a romantic relationship since there's already that bond or trust. Like just going over the Phantom Thieves really quickly.

Akira/Ren/Joker - I think that Joker was probably his first true friend in a long time and someone who almost immediately proved himself to Ryuji as a good and stand up guy - I think he admires Joker a lot whilst also recognizing Joker carries a lot of weight on his shoulders and I personally see him as trying to bring some cheer, trying to ease some of Joker's burdens as best as he can.

Ann - They've got that middle school connection even if they weren't really close friends - throughout the game, they've got that playfully bickering dynamic which could easily be read as flirty if you wanted to see it that way. The two along with Joker and Morgana were the first of the Phantom Thieves and I just feel they especially have such a strong bond and a strong foundation for a relationship. I also just feel like they'd have a lot of fun being together.

Yusuke - I do love that one skit in Mementos where Ryuji offers to take him out for ramen and after their initial rocky introduction, I can genuinely see Ryuji being protective over Yusuke and wanting to bond with him, not wanting him to be lonely - I think their contrasting personalities and interests would make for a lot of fun.

Makoto - I've always felt he's quite in awe of her, she's student council president and carries so much shit, she's also a complete badass in combat - similarly to Joker I feel he'd want to ease her burdens and be there for her however he could.

Haru - Haru is someone who at her core is incredibly sweet, I just love the idea of these two gardening together and bonding and spending time together. Definitely among the more underrated ships in my opinion.

Akechi - They'd honestly make a fun enemies to lovers ship, it's fun to flesh out their dynamic much more through RP!

Kasumi/Sumire - They've got a bit of an athletics commonality and I feel like if they spent more time together, something could potentially develop, they could become closer.

I also think he's cute with Mishima and it's fun to talk about shipping him with P3 and P4 characters like Chie, Naoto or anyone else! I like to think I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to ships.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

Barring anything grievously problematic or inappropriate (like a relationship that's abusive in any way, shape or form or has an uncomfy age gap) I like to think that I'm pretty open minded - whether it's a pre-established ship, slow burn, even if it's more unconventional like friends with benefits situation. If someone wants to potentially ship their muse with Ryuji I'm absolutely open to hearing them out and hearing what they want to do as well as contributing some input of my own and I suppose maybe because I've had so many awesome partners who've never really tried to push or test my boundaries, I haven't thought of anything that would make me really uncomfortable, barring what I mentioned above - pretty much anything short of writing outright smut or porn. Just not comfortable doing that, especially if the muses in question are minors.

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

I mean if you're looking to ship with a 16/17 year old Ryuji - a high schooler - and your muse is an adult, that'd be an instant no from me. I have of course done verses where he's a bit older and is a young adult and likewise, I'd never want to ship an adult Ryuji with a much younger muse. So yeah, absolutely no adult/minor relationships on here - it's either teenager/teenager or adult/adult.

Are you selective when shipping?

I mean if someone is interested in shipping but our muses have never interacted I do at least ask for some interactions to gauge the chemistry first but I don't consider it being selective or testing them, we're just checking the chemistry, you know? Wouldn't want to write a ship where they feel more like siblings than they do like lovers.

Also having a relationship with the other mun does help but it's not a necessity - so long as we're both comfortable and willing to respect each others' boundaries, that's all you can really ask for - I will tell them if I feel uncomfortable with a certain aspect of the ship or ever wish to drop them and I expect them to do the same for me. Transparency on both sides.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

Any removal of clothes.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

I'm really lucky to be able to ship him with so many muses and I think it'd be unfair to single a select few out when there's so many amazing ships so I'll just say that I'm endlessly grateful for each and every one of my ships and those who write them with me - it's impossible for me to highlight or rank or single out any one of them because they're all each wonderful and cherished in their own right.

Does one have to ask to ship with you?

I mean, I'm pretty dense so it does certainly help - I try not to assume anything - like if for example, we have a really flirty thread my mind doesn't immediately go to 'well looks like we're shipping them' because there are some instances where it could be just that - just innocent flirting and nothing more, yeah? If I don't 100% know where another mun stands regarding shipping our muses, I either ask them outright or I play it safe and send them platonic stuff instead. Nobody wants to be that person forcing a ship.

How often do you like to ship?

As often as I can!

Are you multiship?

That's right - each ship is treated as its own individual relationship - so there's no shenanigans, no cheating, no nothing. I respect blogs who can go single ship and I think that's wonderful for them and for their partners but it's just for me.

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

Is there like a middle ground here? Like I love gushing about ships and all but I dunno if I want to label myself 'ship obsessed' - I enjoy plotting and sharing headcanons and talking about how cute they are but it's not like ships are all I think about either.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

I don't like to single out favourites but I've been reblogging quite a bit of PegoRyu fanart lately so it seems they occupy my heart, for now.

Finally, how does one ship with you?

Like my permanent shipping call, if I reblog one of those memes with like the list of emojis for all the possible relationships send me an outright shippy one, come into my DM's or ask me on Discord. Just be forthright with me. As I said before, I'm pretty dense.

Tagged by: @more-than-a-princess (Stole it!) Tagging: Steal it!

[fizzingwizard]

Five: the one you've been waiting for, about Moomintroll!!

It is so much fun to go on a rescue mission to find Moomintroll. The bittersweet beginning, with Moomintroll sad as Snufkin leaves for the winter, and Snufkin's dread when he returns in spring to havoc and no Moomintroll... mwah. Love it

Goodness Snufkin chill out would ya

Snufkin might love you, Moomin, but that doesn't mean pics of your body gone splat in the mud isn't absolutely getting posted on his Instagram

So in this game Moomintroll is pretty angelic. He doesn't have a bad word to say about anyone. It's nitpicking of me, but yeah, that take isn't for me. I like my hospitable, awkward, endlessly tolerant Moomins with a pinch of spice. Actually it's rather funny because so much of the game characterization seems to pick off the cartoon, but Snufkin and Moomintroll themselves are just so nicey-nice...? At least we spend enough time with Snufkin to hear him take a few digs at the other colorful characters lol.

I MISSED TAKING A CAP OF SNUFKIN FALLING ON HIS ASS that would have been perfect revenge too ugghh

BUT THE PIGGYBAAAACK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[fizz.exe has stopped working]

Can't get over how cuuuute this is. If the whole game sucked, it would still have been worth it just for this ending haha. Btw I will definitely have a piggyback in a fic some day and this is the inspiration xP

I love how Snufkin's flower-covered hat blends right in with the flower bed when they're hiding teehee

So theme again. When Snufkin hurts his foot, he encourages Moomintroll to go on without him. But Moomintroll says no, we'll go together, hence piggyback. This is my favorite way the theme comes out, and not just because it's cute, but because it involves Moomintroll overtly offering to help and then really helping. Not needing to be coaxed and indulged or endured first. Yes, in the real world there are all types and we all need to get along. But Snufkin accepts nearly all help, talks to everyone kindly (much more kindly than they are to him!), and isn't even wrong when he tells Moomintroll to go on without him - neither does he make a fuss about going together anyway.

So what growth is he supposed to have here? He doesn't decide to not leave in winter anymore (and I certainly wouldn't want him to). The story is like "Snufkin learned something" and it's... that he should keep being friends with the people he's already friends with? Even though he never said he planned on doing otherwise...? Or are we just punishing him for daring to go on loner adventures period? Maybe a cut scene showing him running away from the Fillyjonk or avoiding parties or something would have helped frame things better, but as it is - I fully understand what the story wants to say, I just don't believe it actually says it.

Take this scene. In essence, I don't have a problem with it. But, since when does Snufkin kick people out of Moominvalley? More likely he's the one skedaddling... "But it's the Park Keeper!" So? In Moominsummer Madness he destroys the park but the Park Keeper still is the one with authority, so it's Snufkin who tries to leave. That's minor, though, what bugs me more is this "Moomins tolerate everyone!" bit. Of course it's not bad...! But Moomins definitely do not tolerate everyone and go to lengths to drive certain types away... Including potential romantic threats haha. This isn't a complaint, the game just goes in a different direction than what I prefer when it comes to Moomins. But Moomintroll is a little over the top, that's all I'm saying...

"He just dammed the river without asking and imprisoned all the animals and caused a forest fire... But I'm sure deep down he's a nice guy"

psst fizz it's a game for kids...!

yeah i know it's my blog and I'll bitch if I want to bitch if I want to bitch if I want to

I digress. The point is how cute these two obviously are. Gaaah. The piggyback 💕💕💕 Also Snufkin's little (>m<) face!