#like... seriously though

[thecryptidzenith]

When Schrodinger was talking about the cat in box that's both alive and dead, he was talking about Kalina. She's a goddess's familiar, she's a plague, she worked for Fantasy MI6, she died, she came back, she got rage stared, she snapped her own neck, she came back as the companion for a god borne from a Fantasy Mormon child's misplaced belief. She's alive and dead, good and evil. She worked tirelessly for 800 years towards one goal and then fucking abandoned it (maybe.) Her goddess thinks she can fix her. Her goddess's wife always hated her. She is everyone's problem at all times and holy shit is she a Problem. What a fucking legend.

[arcanefanpage]

The way Jinx honored Isha

[all-my-ocs-are-evil]

[insert poetic title here]

fun fact: this did not start out as isat fanart

(rambling in tags)

[the-whole-shebang]

I don't care what anyone says, I just KNOW Viktor clocked this man's pathetic, neglected shelter dog rizz the second they met and immediately fell head over heels for him. Argue with the wall.

[madamemachikonew]

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

[queerpanicking]

freedom of religion or whatever

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeremiah and Mike’s first conversation in FNAF 2

[a-s-fischer]

Since it's almost Easter, I want to tell everyone the story of the cafeteria lunch lady at my school who I sort of on purpose, sort of accidentally convinced I was possessed.

So once upon a time, before J. K. Rowling was radicalized, back when the books were first becoming popular, a bunch of Christians got it into their heads that J.K. Rowling was in league with Satan and the books had real spells, and the books would trick the children who had read them into becoming satanists and witches, and selling their souls to the devil to work magic, and they would all become possessed by demons, and die and go to hell. It was all very much the same thing they were saying about Dungeons and Dragons in the eighties. For the most part, this was a Protestant Evangelical phenomenon, but the occasional Catholic bought into it too, and one of those Catholics who bought into this was my school's lunch lady.

She saw me one day at lunch reading a book from the incredibly popular Harry Potter series, and told me in that solemn way that adults sometimes do when talking to a young person they think is going wrong, that I needed to stop reading that book, because otherwise I would open myself up to demons and wind up possessed.

Now I have severe ADHD, and one of the ways this manifests is that I get songs stuck in my head at the drop of a hat, and they stay there for weeks on end and are very, very annoying and distracting. And my mother loves musicals, so we listened to them around the house all the time. And at the time the musical we were listening to was a not-at-all controversial little number by the name of Jesus Christ Superstar. This musical is a pretty standard retelling of the passion, which is to say the last days of Jesus's life from just before his entrance into Jerusalem until his crucifixion, and it was also written by two Christians, but in spite of this, the same kinds of groups who decided Harry Potter was a tool to get children to sell their souls to the devil, decided Jesus Christ Superstar was blasphemous.

But anyway because this is a passion story, Caiaphus, the high priest, is one of the main villains, and he gets an absolute banger of a song, which at that very moment I had stuck in my head, and I had been doing my very best not to sing all day, because it is not appropriate for school. This song is called "Jesus Must Die".

So here we are, and the lunch lady has just told me that I needed to stop reading a book or I would be possessed. So I turned to her and looked her straight in the eye and started singing at the top of my lungs: "FOOLS, YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION, THE STAKES WE ARE GAMBLING ARE FIGHTENINGLY HIGH! WE MUST CRUSH HIM COMPLETELY, SO LIKE JOHN BEFORE HIM, THIS JESUS MUST DIE!"

She screamed, crossed herself, and never spoke to me again.

[emacrow]

You're just like me.

Mary sat in the visitor center of Gotham, puzzled on the a fact someone wanted to met her.

She knew it wasn't a reporter as they were clearly banned from talking to her after her last meltdown. Twiddling her finger a bit as she hear the buzzing sound of a door opening.

It was a 14 year old preteen wearing casual yet sharp clothes, his long black hair in a low ponytail, freckled scattered on his face like stars and a nervous smile, but his eyes.

His blue dull sleep deprived eyes looked much older than they were, and it made her froze in recognition.

Before she could speak a bit.

"I was told you and I had a similar situation in being young looking." His voice sounded young, yet soft as if testing an inside joke.

"I'm Danny, Danny Fenton, I'm 36 years old, but in appearance to everyone else, I'm just an arkward, just turned 14 year old boy to others." Danny said softly, scratching his cheek with a soft smile.

Mary louise dahl felt a smile bloom back as she introduced herself.

Maybe being born different isn't all so bad afterall.

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-> Part 2 here

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[weedle-testaburger]

i am So dense sometimes. it just occurred to me almost 10 years later how obvious it is that garnet in the answer works amazingly well as a trans metaphor

you see my vision?

[cyucya]

I stumbled upon skylar-chili after being sad due to personal reasons, AND NOW I AM EVEN MORE SAD.

I like angst. but please tell me this little guy gets a happy ending 😰

Yikes, I hope you feel better… Cause this guy doesn’t. Sorry!

Will he get his happy ending? Maybe. But for now things are still getting worse. Stick around and find out!

Powerless Sonadow kid AU! <Start here

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P.S. Guysss, thank you for all of your questions and reactions! I’ll try my best to respond to everyone, but there are some things that I want to reveal later in the plot, so it might take time. Also! Saw someone asking if they could draw for my AU! YES OF COURSE! I’d be so happy! Draw, share, repost on other media (with credit obviously). I want to make MORE people sad >:D

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind

[loveletterworm]

2 days ago I said the words "I have no thoughts on ramb at all". I have since developed thoughts on Ramb.

It's probably a stretch, but I like the idea that he was controlling the little shadow mantle boss creature in the last secret game before he got completely petrified...It's not written quite the same as his but I think you can just about read its dialogue britishly if you try. Though I guess if you say that's him it also makes him seem really sinister...I guess I already think he's a little sinister though. I also think he looks like a little doggy

[godsfavoritescientist]

Sleeping Soundly Again - my comic for the Until the End of Time zine! I drew this around a year ago, and I'm so excited to get to unleash it on the world at last.