#literally only 15% for crystalized like what

[npdzane]

You people sicken me. can we kill tannerfishes.

S11 WOULDVE BEEN SO GOATED IF THEY WEREN'T DOING 11MIN EPISODES. IT HAD TO BE RUSHED. THE STORY HAD TO BE FAST PACED BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAD LIKE 8MIN OF TIME FOR ACTUAL CONTENT. IT WAS SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT YALL JUST HATERSSSSSS 😭

[scrimblescromble]

Hello, I'm back, with things I have noticed about Eragon that makes parts of the book very strange or funny or sad

Garrow's farm is TEN MILES OUT from Carvahall, which is already small. What the hell was he thinking??? It takes like 3.5 hours to walk that much???? And Eragon walks FURTHER THAN THAT to go hunting at 15???? Go behind you??

When hunting in the beginning, Eragon spends days just going for one doe. Which, all things considered, is not a lot of meat, especially for what's probably a 4 day hunt. For one person, it's unrealistic to carry more than that, but still.

Leading on from that, I'm led to believe that their family probably mostly ate bread and vegetables, and maybe cheese. No wonder he's pretty attached to meat.

Despite living so far away, Brom knows Eragon's knack for asking Too Many Questions, which implies this happens often.

How the hell does Brom make money? Storytelling??? There's only so much money that can get you in fifteen years, he's definitely got something on the side. He was a gardener in Morzan's estate for a while...

So far up north and isolated, Eragon DEFINITELY has a STRONG farmer's accent. Combined with his formal training with the elves, he probably has the weirdest way of talking, where it's both overly formal and casual at the same time.

Eragon is such a prodigy it's not even funny. By the time he meets Murtagh, he's a good enough swordsman after JUST A FEW MONTHS that they're literally equal. Murtagh has been doing that his WHOLE LIFE with a really good swordsman. Magic also comes pretty good to him, even if he's not always sensible with it. He learns to read well enough to read full books in a week.

Eragon and Roran are pretty similar with the dangerous stunts they pull, except Eragon's are usually with magic and Roran's are physical. They are both absurdly intelligent too, even if Eragon is known to act like a dolt sometimes. In his defence, he's stressed and like 15-17 years old. All things considered, he could be far worse.

Somehow, with his back ripped open and cursed, with his dragon crashing through the crystal ceiling which is raining on top of him, Eragon is able to not only remember to stab Durza in the heart (requiring turning around), but also shout an unnecessary spell.

Eragon probably could do magic before he bonded with Saphira. His mum wasn't a rider and had the "genes" for it, and his dad was a rider. It wouldn't be as strong, but maybe he's such a powerful spellcaster because he had some sort of baseline.

I bet that the first time Eragon wandered into the Spine, he was pretty young, and everyone kinda assumed him dead. He came out a week later with a bunch of rabbits or something

The fact that the Blood Oath Celebration made Eragon very pale implies that he's naturally the whitest boy ever and he just had a constant tan going (likely, because he's a farmer). This is just very funny to me, that in removing all injuries it took his tan.

Another point for absurdly powerful Eragon - the fact that his accidental curse had such an impact on Elva, to the point that it straight up affected her development. It wasn't even a spell! Or intentional!

I'm sorry, but Eragon casting empathy and that unintentionally killing the bad guy is so funny. He was SURRENDERING, but cut a bitch so deep that he imploded himself. Iconic.

Literally he is just so nice. Willing to run across the world, separated from Saphira, to support Orik in his campaign - when he totally could have given an excuse, or even just say the truth, which is that he's very much needed where he is. There's so many more examples, but he's just a good person.

I'm sorry, but Oramis was kinda a bitch for assigning the one hour of duelling in his training. Like, it flares up his seizures like crazy (which he ALSO SUFFERS FROM), AND he doesn't stand a chance against the elves in strength. I understand the point, but something had to give there. At the very least, reassign someone that won't actively torture him??

Adding onto that, we know that he's only able to succeed at the listening to the forest task after the transformation. I suspect that the mind is a sort of "sixth sense", and we know that elves have stronger senses; it's possible Eragon would have to have been bonded for a decent while for this to even be possible. I bet anything that human riders were usually trained by elder humans, and Oramis was struggling with a fledgeling human instead of an elf, as well as the time constraint.

Why the hell does Brom look so old? Yeah, he's old, but Galbatorix doesn't look that old? Is it something to do with his dragon being dead? The way I assumed it would be is that riders look like thirty for a verrrryyyy long time, no? Is it because Saphira died? Was he just going to perpetually age? Or does the beard age him?

Your cousin who feels like a brother goes missing, ran away, after your father's death. Soon you're leading everyone you've ever known to the rebellion in a desperate attempt to keep them safe and save the woman you love. Your cousin is wanted, even more than you are. He returns. He's different. Barely human anymore, hardly the boy you once knew. He's their last, and only hope. His war cry has been the same since he was six.

Now that I think about it, Garrow really is the odd one out in the family. His sister was the Black Hand, a highly dangerous assassin and magician. His son is Stronghammer, one of the deadliest soldiers in the country. His nephews are Eragon and Murtagh, both highly skilled swordsmen and magicians, riders, and both known as Kingkiller. Garrow is a farmer who can read.

Selena naming her son Eragon is soooo funny. "His dad - who is a secret! - is a rider, and Eragon was the first rider. It's so uncommon a name even among the elves that literally nobody will know this. My abusive husband and the evil king both know I hail from this place. He totally won't stick out in any way whatsoever!" Iconic, 10/10. It worked???

If any of these are inaccurate please remember I am going off my very deep-seated knowledge from reading the books so many times at a formative age. I haven't actually read them in years

[paraphwrites]

more dbda headcanons

crystal is a ride-or-die coca-cola girlie. niko is partial to pepsi. charles always liked dr pepper best. edwin likes coca-cola but when he finds out they took out the cocaine he is like literally what even is the point. this effectively ends the argument

crystal uses those little blue star pimple patches and whenever she does, niko will give it a little kiss. it's all very cute. except charles and edwin don't realize what or why this is, so they assume it's some human tradition, and so they start doing it too

niko has a bedazzeler and she uses it for evil

edwin actually is extremely good at handling his drink. he could drink crystal under a table. crystal is extremely mad when she discovers this the hard way (they play 'never have i ever' and not only is edwin constantly drinking because he has been around the block more times than once, but he's barely even tipsy)

crystal has actually never checked her email ever. she has 15,079 emails and counting. edwin is very distressed by this

charles had a pirate phase as a kid. crystal had a dinosaur phase. niko had a horse phase. edwin had a train phase. this isn't even a headcanon i'm objectively correct

crystal has broken her phone like 15 times

when crystal finds out niko's never kissed anyone, she offers to be the first - not even necessarily in a romantic way, just like "you're my friend and i'm happy to share this experience"

crystal is extremely anti romeo & juliet. this leads to many fights between her and charles

crystal has seen chicago 13 times. it's the only musical she's ever seen and at this point she can't see any others just for the bit of having seen chicago 13 times

[arciam]

Underrated JayVik moments/lines (11/∞)

[The crystal being set on the inside of Jayce's wrist.]

...as opposed to the outside, where you'd normally expect to see the jewel of a wristband like this. It's a simple fact that still carries so much weight:

Of course, one thing it signifies is simply how it's not for show, not an adornment, but instead something deeply personal to Jayce.

Beyond that, however, there is just something so symbolic about keeping a memento directly on top of your veins like this. Where you might feel for a pulse, or - you know - cut in order to end your life (Jayce's suicide attempt just so happens to be the only time he takes it off, too - he doesn't even take it off during sex).

And while it's not something I noticed consciously for the longest time, everytime Jayce rubs his thumb over the crystal, as he so often does... he is inadvertently also baring his wrist and tracing his lifeblood; his heart, his "whole life".

Jayce is quite literally carrying the stone, the beauty and the dreams it represents cased in gold and close to his heart.

And I don't know about you, but I can just never get over how - even though he won't know it for many years - what this gem really is at the end of the day, is the bond Jayce shares with Viktor across time and space made manifest. Given to him by Viktor in order to set them on their path to each other.

At which point, when Jayce does find out, it is then fully embedded into his body and his very essence; to be - at long last - dug out of his veins, gifted to and shared with his own Viktor during their final moments.

I don't know, man... the layers of symbolism with these two sometimes actually makes it more difficult to write these posts because there is just so much to consider. For instance, in this topic alone we have:

The crystal representing the mage who saved him,

who is also Viktor,

but also representing Jayce's dreams of bringing the magic that the mage i.e. Viktor brought to his life to the world,

those dreams being Jayce's "whole life"

and something of which he is immediately eager to share ownership with Viktor

after Viktor validated those dreams by returning the wristband to Jayce,

being the only other person to have held said wristband,

which in itself is again a symbol of their bond,

and -

You see the issue here? I feel like I can never truly get to the bottom of every facet I want to talk about in any of these posts (while still remaining coherent, that is).

Then again, I guess all that really means is that you are cordially invited to dig deeper if you wish to.

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[mondothebombo]

✨Small Canon Things in Ninjago That Aren’t Necessarily Important to the Plot, but Important to Me Pt 2✨

(in honor of the first post reaching 2.5k notes)

1. the reason the ninja can’t summon their elemental dragons anymore is bc they’re too traumatized

2. Kai takes laxatives

3. Lloyd felt responsible for Nya’s sacrifice

4. Morro took a shot while he was in Lloyd’s body

5. Cole’s favorite color is orange

6. Chamille, the master of form, is a “bad girl” post s4

7. the ninja were literal children when they waltzed into Chen’s tournament and proceeded to beat all the adult EMs in the competition

8. prior to seabound, Nya resented her parents for not being there in her childhood, her mother more so than her father (✨mommy issues✨)

9. Nya is hyper-independent as a result of her childhood; while Kai is more openly accepting to his parents because he has a better memory of them

10. Wu was close enough with Lilly that he could remember whether or not she wore a necklace

11. Cliff Gordon was a “womanizer”

12. Lloyd didn’t naturally hit puberty until s8

13. Cole and Jay are best friends

14. whether or not you see Pixane as a bf/gf situation in canon, they are canonically soulmates

15. Jay has not yet received his inheritance letter

16. at least up until the Merge, Zane’s statue is still in downtown Ninjago City

17. ninjago citizens are fully aware their only protection are six super-powered teens/young adults

18. the ninja are still famous, public figures

19. Jay is the only ninja who hasn’t died (yet)

20. despite being a terrible actor, Lloyd is always sent on the undercover missions

21. the ninja are on first name basis with each others parents

22. Cole’s favorite genre of music is soft rock

23. Zane has selective memory

24. after Nya’s sacrifice, each ninja depicted a different stage of grief (Zane-Denial, Kai-Anger, Lloyd-Depression, Jay-Bargaining, and Cole-Acceptance)

25. Cole never actually had feelings for Nya, he was just flattered by the attention and petty about Jay being mad at him

26. elements react based on the master’s emotions

27. Jay is so emotionally dependent on being around other people that he loses his mind when he’s alone for too long

28. Lloyd had a chat with god and wasn’t impressed

29. Cole’s snoring can be heard throughout the monastery

30. Nya is not a morning person

31. Kai and Skylor have been in a situationship since s4

32. Lloyd being the grandson of god is not common knowledge

33. the group of civilians that were on the bounty when Cole fell are probably the only ones who truly realize the danger the ninja put themselves in on the regular to protect the city, and how close they are with each other

34. Wu didn’t want to tell the ninja about the green ninja prophecy because he was afraid of having a repeat of Morro

35. since s8 at the very least, the ninja all shared a room on the bounty until the monastery was rebuilt

36. Jay’s confidence in his own abilities fully depends on what others believe he’s capable of

37. several villains have called the ninja out on being “just a bunch of kids,” and then proceeded to get their shit rocked by said kids

38. the overlord can gloat to Lloyd all he wants to in crystallized, but fact of the matter is Lloyd defeated him when he was like twelve

39. Kai and Nya raised and took care of each other, it wasn’t just Kai doing all of the work

40. Kai is two years older than Nya

41. Zane’s biggest fear is losing his humanity

42. Lloyd’s biggest fear is becoming his father

43. Nya’s biggest fear is losing her individuality

44. Cole’s biggest fear is letting his family down

45. we the audience are the only ones who see the characters as legos; they’re real people in-universe

46. Kai likes spicy food

47. while elemental masters are immune to their elements to some extent, their elements can also be shown to hurt them in some circumstances

and as always, feel free to add on!!

[bifs]

raunchyrandy69 and all of you can smd

i am not defending the crystal clear evidence of problematic behaviour and atypical teenage edginess however i feel like all of this is not to spread genuine awareness but to feel like you’ve won or that you’re some kind of fandom saviour. you’ve been here like a year at best. if you cared about the wellbeing of literally anyone at all just ignore them and block them and leave it at that

we all know they’ve done bad stuff, and maybe its just cuz i’m a good person, but i can’t look at a young teenage girl doing edgy things and not think to myself, maybe something has happened and they need support, or someone to talk to, especially considering the copious amounts of death threats and other equally awful things said to these TEENAGERS. you guys are BULLIES pretending to care about things you simply don’t. you see offensive things and an easy to beat down crowd and think you’re a messiah. i am so serious when i say you’re all just as bad as them, especially those who have taken it upon themselves to harass these guys without any reason but self gratification- some of you guys will literally make stuff up to vilify these young girls as much as possible. after i made my first whiny bitch post aubrey reached out to me personally, and obviously, instead of screaming pedo and nazi i took the time to listen to her and talk to her like a normal person!! and guess what?? she cooperated!! teenagers who spend lots of time online literally absorb their environment like sponges, a little mercy would do wonders for you people. she’s done nothing but express regret and shame bc believe it or not she’s able to realise when she’s done something wrong

since you’re all in droves i doubt that’s going to happen but i think you all should realise you’re all little joseph mccarthys. i am so glad i took the time to slow down my thought process and do some thinking before i sent a little “kill yourself” to a 14 year old. maybe it’s because you’re all the same age (doubt) but you celebrating running aubrey off the internet is not the flex you think it is. you bullied a TEENAGER off of a SAFE SPACE for her, and you’re trying to run all her friends off as well. some self reflection for all parties involved would be a good thing, i think. maybe we all just block who we don’t like, or, if you WANT to save our fandom, KINDLY EDUCATE THEM 😭😭 YOU CAN BE KIND😭 YOURE ALLOWED

i am not trying to undermine the severity of any of that groups actions but guys cmon the median age of the “nazi clique” is like 15–you’re howling at 15 year olds. i too had my only introduction to aubrey through word of mouth and call-out posts but i need you to slow down for a second and think before you extend the drama. because its not as if they’re still going with the problematic stuff? you guys will join servers, pretend to be their friends, and then turn on THESE TEENAGERS to seem like you just did something altruistic. they just respond when screamed at? maybe stop screaming? stop harassing MINORSS😭

i have more art coming i’ll stop being insufferable for a month or so i so promise

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hello! Would it be okay to request Dad!Sebastian and Young!Reader?

Reader is a juvenile expendable who’s doing their best to survive (and one day leave) the Hadal Blacksite. Sebastian doesn’t outright say it, but through the little things he does for you, it shows that he cares and is actually really worried about your well-being—he’s quick to brush it off or deny it when you confront him.

He’s quick to swoop you up in whatever room you’re in when you start to get sleepy, he gives you little freebies behind other Expendables’ backs and phrases it as “it’s broken anyway, I’m just throwing away scraps” but it’s in REALLY good condition, wordlessly hands you wall dweller chunk when you enter his shop, stuff like that.

He’s also really pissed off that Urbanshade would allow someone this young to risk their life, even if Reader is like, a year away from legal age.

Just protective Dad!Sebastian who denies it at first but slowly admits to caring for you

The first time Sebastian meets you is when you met your first death to the Angler--as most expendables did.

And the first thing he immediately realizes is how young you are.

From across the table, he could see you in the baggy prisoner uniform, the PDG looking awfully heavy on your back.

Before he even explains how your deaths reveal more information on the entity that killed you, how you'll eventually meet him further in the blacksite, etc....he asks how old you are.

When you nervously tell him you're 14-15 years old, he doesn't know what to say.

A teenager, a literal child...was incarcerated and subjected to Urbanshade's cruelty.

You ended up being with the wrong crowd and got in trouble with the law over a misdemeanor, and yet...you're being punished on the same level as the many older and sicker criminal scumbags.

If anyone deserved to be suffering down here, it should be them. Not you.

"Kid, do you even know what you signed up for?"

"...yes. If I find this crystal, I'll get my freedom. That's what they told me. I-I didn't know about the monsters, though."

"Yeah, they don't mention that in the description 'cause it deters people from signing up. But I can help you with that part."

And thus begins the introverted fishman unofficially adopting you as his kid.

In many ways, you remind Sebastian of his siblings, so he gets to sorta relive that through taking care of you and ensuring you don't die as frequently as the other expendables.

He never says it, but he lowkey spoils you.

He'll pawn off "faulty" equipment to you, claiming he's getting rid of "useless scrap", but they all turn out to be in perfect condition.

You could get fully charged light sources with battery packs attached in one run, discounts on medkits in the next, and even the "upgraded" gummylight (the one used in the Raveyard expedition) that stays lit for longer.

If you get tired of running from the anglers or need to close your eyes after meeting Eyefestation, he'll let you rest in his shop for some time.

Ever complained of hunger even a little? Next time you walk into his shop, he conveniently has some wall dweller chunks available.

You wonder why he's so nice to you compared to all the other monsters...but he acts like he doesn't know what you're talking about, always having some excuse.

"Look, that wall dweller flesh would've gone bad in the next few hours. Can't let the only food you guys are willing to eat go to waste."

"What? No, I totally didn't go out of my way to get the better gummylight for you. One of the idiot leaders of the rave expedition left theirs unattended."

In the end, you learn to just accept his kind gestures and nothing more, relieved that he's looking out for your well-being.

It's also his way of coping with the injustice of Urbanshade putting you through all of these horrors on your own.

If he could do something to alleviate your stress and anxiety...why not?

[mariacallous]

The giant fires that are scouring Los Angeles have officially become the most destructive in the city’s history, killing at least six people and destroying at least 5,000 buildings. But as the winds driving the inferno have slackened, experts are cautiously optimistic that the blazes can soon be beaten back.

With reinforcements from other states, California firefighters have shifted from defense to offense. Rather than just saving individual buildings, they are now trying to stop the overall advance of the flames.

“Tuesday and Wednesday our priority was saving lives and protecting as much property as possible,” says LA Fire Department spokesperson Margaret Stewart. “Now that we’re able to operate at our full capacity, we’re able to have a more powerful assault.”

In a two-pronged attack, aircraft have ramped up dousing the fires from the air while firefighters and bulldozers starve them of fuel on the ground. At times earlier in the week, planes had to be grounded because of the severity of the wind.

“I would say [the tide] is turning,” says Ken Pimlott, former director of the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection, or Cal Fire. “Today and tomorrow are really the key windows to get through, the red flag fire weather conditions. Then I think we’ll start to see much more progress.”

Massive fires began clawing through the Los Angeles metropolitan area on Tuesday thanks to a combination of long-standing drought and a bout of strong Santa Ana winds, seasonal air that blows from the high desert of Nevada and Utah into Southern California.

The Palisades Fire east of Malibu, which has burned almost 20,000 acres, was 0 percent contained on Thursday. Celebrities like Billy Crystal and Paris Hilton were among the many people who had lost their homes. The Eaton Fire in Pasadena, roughly 25 miles to the east, was also uncontained, but the fire department has been able to slow its growth. The Sunset Fire that started in the Hollywood Hills on Wednesday was quickly hemmed in, and two others are partially contained.

“The only fire that has that potential [to grow] is Palisades, and we have 1,100 people on that,” Stewart says.

The key factor has been the winds of up to 99 miles per hour. They’ve been raking down from the northeast to the southwest, fanning the flames and throwing burning embers half a mile in front of the main fire. Canyons running largely the same direction have funneled and intensified that movement of air, creating what Pimlott called a “blowtorch” that spread the Palisades Fire. The flames have been essentially unstoppable.

“These pressurized winds literally explode out of these canyons,” says Janet Upton, former deputy director of Cal Fire. “All you can do is work to get anything with a heartbeat out of the way.”

But the winds began easing up on Wednesday and Thursday. They were anticipated to reach 15 to 20 miles per hour Thursday afternoon, before ticking up to 30 to 40 miles per hour on Friday, according to the National Weather Service. Firefighters that were helpless against virtually unstoppable wind-driven blazes have been able to return to their normal tactics.

“With those winds being very calm this morning, I believe we can actually make some progress, turn a corner, and start to build some containment on these fires,” Brent Pascua, a Cal Fire battalion chief, told The Today Show on Thursday.

So far the disaster response has been marred by disinformation and controversy. After some fire hydrants ran dry, president-elect Donald Trump baselessly accused California governor Gavin Newsom of mismanaging the state’s water supplies to save an endangered fish.

City employees have now been able to reach three water tanks on hills near the Palisades Fire to turn up the pressure. That allows the tanks to be refilled more quickly so they can keep supplying the hydrants, Stewart says. Each tank can hold 1 million gallons. “We have full flowing hydrants,” she says.

More firefighters have begun to arrive from Utah, Oregon, Arizona, Washington, and New Mexico. Several dozen task forces are on their way, according to Stewart, each with five fire engines plus a command vehicle.

Aircraft began flying again on Wednesday. Twelve helicopters are filling humongous water buckets hanging from cables and sucking seawater up through snorkels. Six planes are also working the fires, including a pair of “super scoop” aircraft that have been skimming across the surface of the Pacific to pick up water. The helicopters and scoop planes dump water on spot fires, letting firefighters close in and extinguish them.

Meanwhile, other airplanes are dropping fire retardant out ahead of the inferno, coating potential fuel with a layer of nonflammable chemicals and slowing its advance. A C-130 cargo plane that Cal Fire acquired from the Coast Guard and retrofitted this summer can dump 4,000 gallons of retardant. That buys time for firefighters to dig and bulldoze firebreaks of bare soil.

With the ocean constraining the Palisades Fire to the south, responders will try to prevent it from breaking out to the east or west. “The real spread is going to be on the flank,” Pimlott says.

A red flag warning for increased fire risk will remain through Friday, with humidity at only 8–12 percent. California has been suffering an abnormally dry winter, with 40 percent of the state under drought conditions.

“Fuels remain critically dry,” James Magana of Cal Fire said at a Thursday morning briefing. “You can expect to see critical rates of spread, especially on those ridgetops or those drainages that are in alignment with the wind.”

On Saturday, the winds are expected to reverse direction. If firefighters aren’t ready, the heel of the fire could become the front and run off to the north.

Even once they’re able to contain the conflagration within a circle of firebreaks and natural barriers, that won’t be the end of the task. Firefighters will have to stamp out smaller fires within that footprint.

“That’s a critical stage, to mop up these hot spots or anything that could rekindle if the winds were to increase again,” Upton says.

Moving forward, the city will need to clean up debris, restore utilities, and analyze damage to the environment before allowing people to move back. With canyons depleted of the trees and vegetation that hold the soil, mudslides could become a threat once the rains return.

Los Angeles will face the prospect of rebuilding destroyed communities. That’s an opportunity to make them less vulnerable to the next fire, says Max Moritz, a wildfire specialist with the University of California Cooperative Extension.

Although houses are in many cases required to be built with fire-resistant materials, California law doesn’t say anything about how they should be laid out. Techniques like clustering homes rather than spreading them out among the trees can make them easier to defend from fire, and easier to evacuate, he says.

“That is part of the hope here, that we can do some of this better, smarter, and safer,” Moritz says.

[eyekonimations]

── intraverbal - a type of verbal behavior where a speaker responds to the verbal behavior of another person, typically in a conversation

and, fyi, the dsm-5 can only take you so far ⭑.ᐟ yn ln is a sophomore in university , a crappy drummer , and a minimum wage boba shop employee . expecting the worst once again for her third semester , yn's pessimistic world view is shattered after serving her cutest customer to date ─ meret manon bannerman , a member of katseye , the darling influencer friend group rocking social media .

and now welcome the kats!!

TRY BEING AN INFLUENCER FOR A DAY ... TRY IT

meret manon sarpong bannerman : meretmanonbn & manzaritapizza

studying music composition & production; dual languge (swiss and german) minor; LOCKED IN but celcius addicted; collects funko pops (derogatory); still sleeps with plushies and has no shame (GOOD FOR HER!!); songwriting since childhood and has reworked some oldies; releases covers on her twitter, insta, and tiktok; a fan of NJZ; funny AF and will make you kekeke regardless of what you think; dating??? who has time for that bs; ask her secretary to fit u in on monday maybe if you're lucky

sophia elizabeth guevara laforteza : sophialaforteza & karaokequeen828

vocal performance major; blunt as hell but in a funny way yk; "miss you forgot to collect the homework" ahh; used to edit all of the kats videos until she cried herself to sleep one night; they have an editor now; beach bum, high UV calling; she kinda fw surfing after trying it like once; CHEFS IT UP in the kats apt and is very proud of her creations; joined the acting for non majors club and got hooked; responsibility 100

daniela andrea avanzini llorente : danielaavanzini & danzilasuprema

journalism major, public relations minor; loud, you can and will hear her from a mile away; PARTY!!girl and we all love her; on the competitive dance team like moka; lowk really good at baking??; fashionista and everyone's campus crush; also works in videography, has taken a liking to documentaries; and she knows literally fucking everyone like how is this even possible; scared of the squid games doll

lara rajagopalan : lararajagopalan & nobreakupbangs

criminology major, polisci minor; a DJ on the side like everyone and their mother these days; helps dani organize her parties; HEAVY into crystals like check her bag there's always something; the unfortunate victim to $15 blind boxes; put all her skill tree points into charming; seriously you cannot dislike this girl; perfume & fragrance snob, the kats love to borrow her shit; has her room aesthetic down to a TEA; likes singing with manon when possible; going places; ...gay

megan meiyok skiendiel : meganskiendiel & skiiyee

early childhood education major; SOO sweetie; former weird kid; third victim of the uni competitive dance team; dyes her hair so mcuh ramona flowers is shaking; scratch that former she still likes anime and video games and all that other dork shit (twin); getting into graphic design and likes to make thumbnails for kats youtube videos; loves math but it doesn't love her back; oh yeah also model on the side; gay...

jeung yoonchae : jeongyoonchae & yoonch

...studying biochemistry (why?) and hoping to go into industry post grad; absolute indisputable fan favorite; definitely makes those '5-hour-no-break-no-music' study with me videos; but also vlogs like there's no tomorrow during her free time; her face reacts before she can; has a separate account solely to post cat cafe reviews; night owl and stays up to make the most atrocious study snacks; family and friend oriented, always has your back

official katseye twitter account. not much else to say......

unmedicated and not regulated masterlist   00.

[bubbleddisasters]

Stupid Shit I’ve done/Gotten myself into by accident/been dragged into as Twisted Wonderland Characters:

—————-

Ace : Heard my sister screaming bloody murder downstairs and didn’t do shit because I assumed she was watching a horror movie. Turns out there was a fire in the oven.

Bonus: Sniped my friend in the eye from across the Cafeteria with a Ketchup Packet, Meant to hit his glasses, but he repositioned them at the last second.

Deuce: Answered Maine four times on a Historical Geography test and was wrong all four times.

Cater: Threw my phone out of the window in a panic after seeing one of my Idols followed me back.

Bonus : Accidentally convinced a transfer camper from Wales I was from London after I quoted something in the accent to myself in the showers and was too awkward to tell them I wasn’t when they struck up the conversation.

(I am from America, and the camp is in America.)

Trey: Accidentally created a puddle of Dark Red Icing and Stepped in it four times in a row while making a cake at 2 am.

Bonus : Befriended and helped out the owner of a French Bakery down the street when they started out, they ended up becoming really popular (rightfully so, her stuff is amazing) and now I either get free shit and/or Friends and Family Discounts.

Riddle : I have read the dictionary on multiple occasions out of sheer boredom.

Bonus: I once read the bible and marked down verses. Im not religious I just needed to win an argument.

Leona: Slept through an earthquake and 3 ambulances coming to my house bcs my sister was hurt.

Ruggie: Waited for families going inside to pass by and asked them to hold the door for me so I could sneak into a VIP rooms for free food. (Usually only at fancy hotels but luckily this strategy is flexible when your 5’2 with a baby face.)

Jack: Used to Smash open large rocks containing Crystals or Quartz at the beach as a kid, and now I have a large collection of them.

Bonus: I have extremely good hearing, to the point I hear into the negative decibels up to -15 - -20 (according to the audiologist this is rare but i literally don’t know shit about audio and decibels) so my old dormmates used to try and bribe me to tell them what I heard about certain things or themselves.

Bonus 2: Almost got shot by an illegal hunter while in the woods with my sister.

Floyd : Cracked my skull open at the pool, lost consciousness for a few seconds and woke up in the water calling for help, then got confused on why I was calling for help.

Bonus : A Sea lion once came up to me while I was scuba diving and did little circles, bumped its snout on my mask and just followed me the whole time in a very gleeful manner as a temporary homie.

Bonus 2: Apparently ate / took bites of my moms library books as a little kid (????) according to the librarian.

Jade: Taught myself to untie my hands with my hands behind my back, tie by hands behind my back with my hands behind my back, deciphered, translated and memorized a fictional hieroglyphic language, Read from Act 1 to Act 6 of Homestuck, and accidentally discovered how to disguise Chocolate Ice Cream as Pistachio; all within the span of 2 weeks. (I had covid and was A-Symptomatic)

Bonus : Lived in the Woods for 7 months (in total), had a large bag of mica and Almost Drowned in a tent when there was no moving water nor rain. (Basically, I was asleep, Woke up underwater, nearly went back to bed, then shot out of my tent screaming “My Tent Titanticed!” )

(It was like 3 am don’t judge me)

Azul: Somehow ended up with $2200 dollars in $100s in Monopoly at the end of the game. Also have been stuck between two identical twins while talking with both and boi that shits TRIPPY. (I also almost died with them later but it was fine)

Bonus: I lived on a middle of fuck knows where island during the spring and summer up until covid, yet I absolutely despise eating fish or Shellfish, and the smell often makes me nauseous.

(Bonus 2: I love shiny things, but very specifically fancy looking keys. I also had a weird obsession with signing a shiny contract after watching Ariel. Another tiny thing Is I own a Flotsam and Jetsam Scarf which I chuck around when Floyd or Jade pisses me off ingame.)

Kalim : Got distracted by a cool leaf while at a fancy resort in Xatapa, Mexico, and waddled off from my parents and explored around to try and find more, somehow managed to get extremely far and ended up lost in a whole different city for 6 hours while trying to find my way back.

Bonus 1: I had an obsession with Kiwis for awhile as a kid, and our neighbors house had a Pangium tree that reached over to our yard. (It was planted before either families moved in so we didn’t know) I thought it was some kind of strange Kiwi and ate one. I didn’t like it and was like “Oh maybe its not ripe” and waited 3-5 months then tried it again, same reaction, repeat process one more time.

I went to my parents out of curiosity and asked them what it was, and so after some process I am unaware of but I think my mom brought one of the fruits somewhere, we discovered what it was.

Pangium contains Fatal amounts of Cyanide if not properly prepared. I was fine but for the love of anything please don’t try eating it like little me did.

Bonus 2: I’ve Almost died more times than I can count on both hands and feet. Im not an heir or something fancy I just have wackass luck.

Jamil: Once had to talk my sister out of jumping off a tour boat because our cousin dared her to.

Bonus : Managed to make French Toast in the middle of the woods with Dehydrated Milk, Cinnamon, Three Eggs I stole, and a loaf of bread we got once a month. Also made 3 kinds marinated chicken in the middle of the woods.

(My Cooking Style is literally “just trust me bro.” I’m like Lilia except it actually works and is edible)

Epel : Whenever we went applepicking at my Grandfathers house, I’d climb into the trees and throw or pass the apples down. Sometimes I actually wish I could sit in trees more often shits comfy.

Bonus: My Mom was a Champion Horseback Rider as a kid, and sometimes took us to this Ranch I shall not name for my own privacy, but I’d run around with this group of kids and this one herding dog like a damn movie protagonist, sometimes go riding horses, or the one time we stole a tractor and near crashed it (THE REGRETS I STILL HAVE-) etc.

The WHIPLASH from that to going back to a whitewashed Northeast suburban town is insane.

Rook: My Cousins and I, and sometimes the kids at the priorly mentioned ranch, would play the most intense games of manhunt (basically really intense hide n seek at night) ,

I mean wearing camo if you had it, alliances, little dollar store walkie-talkies, code words, binoculars, climbing in trees or hiding in bushes/tall grasses/Hay to “scout”.

I hid in a large pot/vase more than once and another time on a roof, and (ONLY ONCE, DO NOT DO THIS IM STUPID) under a car.

I still remain the top in last man standing points. Mostly bcs I’m stingy with rescues but shhh

Vil - Accidentally poured a lot of liquid eyeliner into my eye, was literally crying out Eyeliner for 30 minutes. Also taught myself to run and jump in heels as a kid because I thought it looked cool in movies.

Ortho : Unknowingly was Hacking my Elementary School Databank for several years,

I genuinely thought it was normal to go on the school website, press a few buttons and be able to find a friends address if I had a playdate and needed to tell my mom where the house was, a parents phone number if needed communication with my friends parents , and mostly ignored the other general info.

I didn’t even know I did this until my dad told me a few months ago that I almost got suspended for it but by the time they found out it was the end of my last year there. ;—;

Edit: I feel I should elaborate that my dad had somewhat recently told me that I almost got suspended for that in elementary school, but all that happened 5 YEARS ago. Hence why I was so surprised because I was never told back then.

Idia: Accidentally acquired both a Nahida and Eula in Genshin and was genuinely annoyed at the time, they are now my most powerful DPS’s…

Bonus : I own a shit ton of original Japanese first edition Pokemon Cards my cousin gave me, (they are probably worth more than me which is neat), and I have a giant pile of Pokemon plushies I have infact fallen asleep on or in on multiple occasions.

Bonus 2: I was playing Breath of the Wild, and my very first thing I did after getting off the plateau was beeline for the castle. I actually got all the way up and took out 2 blights but the Wind one kicked my ass.

Bonus 3: Got confessed to and asked out by a guy I did not like nor knew very well, and I panicked, said “Maybe, Sorry no.” And ran into a wall. Also have crawled through a chute to avoid an awkward situation as a kid (do not recommend its dusty and definitely not safe)

Bonus 4: Once didn’t sleep for 5 days.

Malleus : Accidentally attended a Private Party and a Private Funeral in the same week. I was not invited nor knew anyone present. Stayed there for most of it because I was too nervous to say I wasn’t supposed to be there. Whoop.

Bonus: Got nicknamed the “Trip Curse.” By my Old Dormmates because everytime I went on a trip with them everything seemed to go to shit or get hella chaotic.

Bonus 2: Another camping one: Once woke up at night with a shit ton of fireflies just chilling in my tent. It was serene but also I genuinely thought I was hallucinating for a few minutes.

Lilia: Literally will hang upside down anywhere I can, its so fun bro.

Bonus : I know an extremely large amount of useless historical information, and once genuinely realized I know more about poison than what flour and eggs are used for in baking.

Silver : Once befriended a wild horse ( Im like 90% sure he was a Chestnut).

I called him Clover the Dog like horse because he was honestly just a golden retriever in the body of a horse.

This is great and theres alot of sweet moments, but then theres the times you have a giant horse galloping full speed at you for attention or trying to nudge you affectionately and nearly pushing you into a creek in the process.

Sebek: Got groundstruck by lightning once. Also I am often told I have a loud voice.

Che’nya : a good friend of mine and I have an inside joke at school where if we see eachother through a window (my school has alot of indoor windows for some reason?), we’ll text the other “Behind you.” Or “To your left.”

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Theres more things I can think of but I have run out of characters and this is getting too long, so ye!

[lyranix1201]

(Spoilers for Arcane)

One thing about Arcane that never sits right with me is Silco's hatred for Vi.

No, because Silco's beef with Vi will never not be funny to me. it's a thing that i think about constantly, and that keeps me up at night crying laughing.

This grown as man who was probably in his late 30s, almost hitting 40s , had some inhumane breeded hatred for his 13-15 neice. A type of hatred that can never be described and explained by any cientist in existence. I will never understand why he hated that child that much. Mind you , he specifically made a promise with his nieces mother, well she was pregnant with her, to take care of her until his last breath. he took that promise and stomped on that shit and then disintegrated it with acid created with straight shimmer. That man made sure to try to get that girl killed until his last breath , until he had to stop moving the gun that he had aimed at her head.

I get that he hated her because she was Vander's prodigy. she would’ve been the one to run zaun after vanders passing and Inherit the last drop, if he hadn't stopped that from happening. Not only that but, she and her siblings were the reason why Vander stopped trying to get a better zaun, because he knew that if they tried, it would end up get the people he loved killed, again. I get all of that, but, like...... Silco hated her fucking gut so much that it's actually ridiculous

He hated her and her siblings so much that he was ready to kill some kids. He was so ready to become the next william afton because of his neices existence. Like Vi was just trying to exist and live her life and that man wanted her six feet underneath that fucking river. He tried to make her life a living nightmare and make her miserable , for absolutely no reason. Like imagen your uncle being your number one and first ever hater. Like what the fuck did that girl ever do to him. did she bite his hand when she was a baby or something, and he took that shit personally.

No because the only thing I can think off, is that one audio that goes something like this: "what did he, do to make a 🥷🏾 that maaaad"

Like what did vi do to make silco that mad.

No, not only was he menace that wanted her dead, he was a fucking coward as well. That man made grown ass adults, try to kill this 13-15 child, let me repeat that again, he wanted grown ass adults that worked under him to kill this 13-15 CHILD, a literally CHILD who was practically his NIECE. that man was such a coward he couldn't do it himself. This lazy fuck just stood there and wacht those adults in question get beaten up by this child. He was such a coward he made another child take a drug that would make him into a monster like creature to beat vi to death. And the funniest thing about all of this is the fact that his murder attempts on his neice failed. IT FUCKING FAILED, mind you this attempt will bite him in the ass 7 years later.

Vi gets drugged by a cop ( don't trust cops people) and gets sent to one off the most cold and dark places I'm stillwater because of a crime that she didn't commit, the crime being the death of the old sheriff ( and stealing hexteck crystals). This crime was committed by her uncle silco, who also knows that she got drugged by the cop, and he thinkings that the cop in question that he works with, would kill her. He didn't, because for some reason he felt some kind of pity for the girl and lied to silco about her being dead.

All of this is important people, stay with me.

Well, she is in prison she started to ask about her sister powder, but instead, people out her trying to give her cocaïne. She sees one of the guys who tried to kill her so many years ago and immediately tried to get her lick back.

7 years pass, she gets out of prison, and immediately starts swinging. She starts fighting anyone and everyone. she said her hands were rated E for everybody . It's so bad that people think she is crazy. To the people of zaun, vanders prodigy came back from the dead and started beating anyone in her path. No one know who her target is, so to them this crazy bitch is out her going ham on anybody who looks at her funny. She goes to sevika and kicks her in the face and starts a fight at the last drop. The fight ends by Vi getting her ass saved by caitlyn and sevika running of to silco to tell him the news of vi.

Silco gets the news of her being back from the dead and acts like the devil was coming to claim his unfitt soul. That man knew she was out to get him. he knew that he was screwed, so he was trembling in his boots, planning his second murder attempts on his neice.

He finds her, she is wound and he again grabs his workers to do his dirty work for him, that is killing vi. he starts his evil vilain monologue, and Vi doesn’t wanna hear his bullshit and decides that it was enough. She breaks the sign that they were all under, and it falls on silco and his workers. He has again failed to kill her for the second time. He is pissed because that girl has some insane plot armour. God knows that he was ready to commit a homicide at that exact moment.

His hatred for that girl grew every second she breathes air and that man can never rest in peace knowing that she's alive and kicking his man. So he tries to kill her one last time. third time is the charm, they say.

Jinx kidnapps vi, caitlyn and silco and basically tries to have a fucked up family dinner. Mind you this is caitlyn first time meeting the extended family, the only person that's missing at this dinner party is ekko. Ekko basically dodged a bullet, but got hit by bomb instead. Anyway, moving on. Vi is doesn’t know what the fuck is going on , caitlyn is mortified and silco is pissed off that he has to be in the same room as vi. basically caitlyn gets knocked out by jinx after trying to stop jinx insanity, vi is triggering jinx episodes and silco sees the gun that jinx left on the table.

Silcos first motherfucking instincts is not to calm down his adoptive daughter, but yes to aim that goddamn gun at vi's head. The moment he got that gun he was ready to finish the job he never was able to finish all those years ago. That mans hatred for that girl defice all logic, and only his primal instinct that is 'killing that child', kicks in .

7 year, 7 fucking years pass and he still has the underlying hatred for his neice that can never be replicated, not even by caitlyn. not even caitlyn can have the amount hate for a person (jinx), like silco has for vi. That man thrives by hate and hate alone.

With all the things that he could do with that gun, like for exemplo shoot it at the Ceiling to get Vi and jinx attention to stop them for talking. But, noooo, He choice to aim it at vi instead. And that shit got him killed. Karma came quickly this time. Imagem trying to kill a girl 3 fuck times and ends up getting killed by that girls sister, the same girl you see as a daughter.

The fact that every attempt on vi's life fails, will never not be fucking hilarious to me. That man hated her so much but was never able to kill her is never not fun. I'm sorry but it is.

I know his last thought was probably: " that fucking bitch"

God forbid man have hobbies of attempting to kill his neice

I don't care what anybody says, vi hatred for silco is justified. It is, it really is. Ekko and vi are silcos number one haters, and I will always defend those two for hating silco.

No, but you know who I also feel bad for, It's Ekko. Because imagine having to live with the fact of knowing that in an alternative universe, your father in law is the man you hate more than anything in life.

The same man who got your father figure killed and ribbed to shreds, the same man who got your two friends killed, the same man who is the reason why Vi got placed in prison. the same man who killed vander, the same man that let a super siram type drugs infest the community, the same man who let's child exploitation happen under his guidance, the same man who lets the the community die from hunger. And last but not least, the same man who caused your cruch powders insanity. that eventually makes her jinx, the most well-known terrorist in zaun and piltover. The reason why you and the only person you know that is left alive became enemies

I just know that when our version of ekko realised that silco was his father in law in that alternative universe , he was angry as fuck and I don't blame him. Because like , how the fuck do you move on in life knowing the fact that the man that made your life a living hell, is your father in law. Like this is funnier than knowing that caitlyn and jinx are sisters in law. Like damn, I just know that when ekko found out that silco was dead he was happy ass hell, he was the happiest motherfucker alive and he is never going to tell jinx that. Like ekko was praying for that mens down fall on day one.

What makes me laugh is the fact that the moment ekko saw silco in the AU, he immediately went to talk shit. He immediately told him his thoughts. Like he had no hesitation and no regrets, he really didn't give a fuck. Like his first word to him was "didn't you try to kill him". Like ekko is a fucking menace. He really doesn't hold back, he basically said "fuck you" to him in every way possible.

No, because if silco doesn't have any haters, it means that ekko and vi are dead. I wish ekko and vi interacted more because I really wanted to see them talk straight shit about silco. I wanted to see them tag team silco so badly. Like that would have been hilarious.

[thatgentlewife]

You mention in your pinned post that you used to be a witch - if you're okay with sharing, how did you get into it, what was it like, and how did you get out of it?

What was it like being a witch? How did I get into it? How did I escape?

It all started when I was around 15. I had abandoned my faith after my mom’s second divorce when I was 13. Heartbroken and confused, I turned away from God. Over time—through Tumblr, Pinterest, and TikTok—I stumbled into something that looked beautiful and empowering: modern witchcraft. I saw people openly worshiping the same “gods,” “goddesses,” and spirits I used to read about as a child. I was curious, and that curiosity became a foothold.

It started small: crystals, sage, burning incense—things that seemed harmless, even fun. But that opened the door. Soon I was using pendulums, making spell jars, reading tarot. I convinced myself I was in control.

But the deeper I went, the darker it became.

I began experiencing horrific sleep paralysis. Demonic entities would appear in my dreams—mocking me, raping me, trying to kill me. I told myself I must not be worshiping “properly.” So I gave them more. I began practicing blood rituals, sex magick, incantations. I was descending into spiritual darkness, all while convincing myself it was “healing.”

During this time, I experienced the worst mental and physical torment of my life. Depression. Anxiety. Suicidal thoughts. Insomnia. Eating disorders. I was always sick, in pain, and deeply angry. I had to be put on mood stabilizers. I thought I was evolving, ascending into my “highest self”—but in reality, I was becoming the most broken, inebriated, and cruel version of myself I had ever been.

I know now it was spiritual oppression. Full-blown demonic bondage.

Eventually, the spiritual attacks escalated to the point where I truly wanted to die. One night, during sleep paralysis, I saw one of the “goddesses” I used to call on. She chased me and showed me what hell looked like. It was raw terror.

That was my breaking point.

In desperation, after six years of silence, I cried out to Jesus. I begged Him to save me—from myself, from the darkness, from the torment that wouldn’t let me go. And something changed.

The only thing that could break the paralysis and pull me out of the demonic dreams… was the name of Jesus.

In one of the most vivid dreams, I found myself reliving every traumatic moment of my life all at once. I was trapped. I couldn’t wake up. At the end of the dream, I was six years old again, crying by my childhood home. A lamb approached me and laid in my lap. Its fleece was glowing gold, and it surrounded me in a blinding light. Then I heard a voice say:

“Do not fear, for I am your God.”

(Isaiah 41:10 — “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”)

I woke up in tears.

From that moment on, I burned and threw away every single item connected to witchcraft and the New Age. I walked away from it all and ran to the feet of Jesus.

He delivered me.

I returned to church. I rededicated my life to Christ alongside my now husband. We were baptized together last year. And I have never looked back.

Jesus saved me from hell—literally.

Not just the eternal one, but the one I was living in every single day.

He is real. He is mighty. He is merciful.

And there is no darkness too deep for His light to break through.

Thank you for asking

<3 thatgentlewife

[rifari2037]

15. What do you think would have happened if Katara and Zuko hadn’t been interrupted in the Catacombs?

They would kiss!!!!! 😂😂

I'm kidding, guys!

Even though I love the idea of Zutara kissing since this scene had romantic atmosphere and setting, but I'm pretty aware that it would be so forced just like canon 😂

But, I love this 👆🏼 idea if Zuko and Katara hadn’t been interrupted in the Catacombs.

Zuko would change his mind and refused Katara's offer. He might say thank you to her, then told her that he wasn't that important to take the water spirit. He also had accepted to have that mark forever.

Then Katara would convinces him that he is important and valuable. Katara might tell him that she believe there's good in him. In the end, it wasn't the water spirit that gave Zuko a new hope, but Katara and her words. Then, Aang and Uncle Iroh came.

I like this idea because I think it wasn't a right choice if Katara succeed to heal Zuko's scar. That scar was part of Zuko, when it gone then I might feel like I was seeing a completely different character.

Actually, I also do have some thoughts why Zuko betrayed Katara.

Whether they were interrupted or not, Katara had give Zuko hope. At least he had hope for free from the scar that marked him as a banished prince.

Is it just me, or in this moment Katara is the one who disappointed/betrayed Zuko first by withdraw her own offer.

After that moment, Azula offered him glory and he might have been affected by Azula's manipulations, but I don't think it was the only reason of his betrayal, Aang was also the reason.

He didn't directly attack one of them which means he hadn't made a choice yet. He looked at Azula first, then he looked at Aang, and he made choice with anger at his face to Aang.

But, Zuko had started to accept himself in the previous episode. He happily helped his uncle serve tea at Jasmine Dragon. He had stopped chasing the Avatar since he freed Appa and feverish because he changed his drive.

When he saw Katara in the Crystal Catacomb, a very familiar person as Avatar's companion, he was just silent. Zuko didn't seem obsessed with chasing the Avatar anymore. So what was the reason Zuko suddenly mad at Aang?

In my headcanon, Zuko was mad at Aang because Katara was the first person Zuko could open up to, Katara was the first person who touch his scar, and he had never felt affection like Katara gave him. Then, she just left him without saying anything to him because of Aang.

The Earth Kingdom Chronicles: The Tale of Katara

Yes, he betrayed Katara and that was a terrible thing (also important for his redemption arc). But what happened in the Crystal Catacombs meant a lot to him, which is why Zuko didn't actually try to hurt Katara.

Azula noticed that. And if I pulled further towards Agni Kai, when Azula shot lightning at Katara, she knew Katara means something to Zuko and could be his weakness. She kinda right since Zuko literally jump into the lightning for her.

[moonshynecybin]

who do you think would deal better with being isekai'd into omegaverse, marc or vale? alternatively which is more compelling

most beautiful ask. in the world. so funny. ummmm i think. vale is maybe more compelling because his issues with it would be. perhaps unsolvable and endlessly complex. guy who is a lil weird about gender, not terribly into the concept of marriage, and is pretty fundamentally adverse to being. shall we say emotionally legible/vulnerable. exposed. and omegaverse as a genre is all about exposure. its all. giving into the base instincts of your body and those same instincts giving you away to the object of your affections. its going into heat and the person youre in love with is the only one available to help you through it. its scenting someone and that being a crystal ball of their emotions and bodily state ESPECIALLY ie how much they want you specifically. its needing someone so bad you are literally insensate. its getting bonded 5ever and ever irrevocably, OFTEN in the heat of an instinctual moment without the relationship negotiation that happens irl. a genre centered around a betrayal of the body/heart to the mind, in many ways

now imagine you didnt actually grow UP in an omegaverse so you have no toolbox to DEAL with all that. sensory input off the SHITS. and. like suddenly and without WARNING now vale can feel in his CHEST exactly how distressed marc marquez is about every one of their interactions. and how much he wants his ass. like truly every part of his hind brain is like jesus christtttttt i should be inside him right tf now im a terrible alpha. and then the higher part of his brain is like what the fuck. what the fuck. i am not responsible for marc, what the fuck. and oh hey theres a bump on my penis i need to ask people about this right the hell now. thats vale. so i see this as a somewhat fraught comedy of sex errors where his ADHD ass is treading horny water trying to learn alpha manners and also. much more complexly. not fall into all of the traditional alpha expectations/roles. that little trap of gender. because at heart vale is a little trickster who loves to buck expectations!!! and maybe his journey here is realizing that he can just be himself comma sex freak. and that leaning into those "alpha" traits doesnt mean he is conforming lmao he can still have his own unique version of his family. learning the norms of a society and what makes sense to him and what still doesnt. sorting through the weeds of it. and that being vulnerable rules sometimes. and that marc loves him. because that last one is kind of hard to ignore now... again because of that emotional and physical vulnerability that comes with the genre... honestly him knowing all of that about marc without having to actually TALK about it may solve some of their problems tbh. like why work through all that verbally when you can sniff them and then fuck them. kind of the omegaverse fantasy in quite a few ways

marc. jeez louise. i think would HATE it more. at first. control freak 9000. maybe has to miss races for heats. suppressants arent legal. experiencing weird omega sexism if we want to go that route OR. my favorite. has been lying to the press about his status since he presented. tiniest 15 yr old youve ever seen: im an alpha ! :3 uh sure bud. sure. i bet. SO actually maybe he falls into a world where hes just been white-knuckling it for the last billion years during race weekends and most of the paddock kind of KNOW (scent blockers only go so far...) but are lowkey afraid to call him on it dlkjdfljldsfd... similar to vale in this scenario, he sort of has to learn how to omega— and when his heat hits during summer break and his ass start leaking in the middle of the spanish equivalent of walmart, he finds a psycho little ziploc bag of sweaty vale shirts under his bed and he genuinely is like girl what the hellllllllllll.... wiggin out. and his next heat he turns up to race with truly NO practice managing it all, so its way more obvious than normal and the farce is growing thinner and vale literally pulls him aside to be like hey are you GOOD ? but in that valentino not that i care about your ass kind of unspeakably divorced way and marc is like woag. bc a pheromone truck just ran him over. eyes glassy face flushed sweaty as hell mouth a little open.... and he opens his mouth to make an excuse and nothing comes... and then obviously they fuck like its the end of the WORLD

and like i DO think marc pulls out of it more cleanly than vale overall, bc something in HIS lizard brain would be deeply soothed by like. excelling at being an omega. getting an A + in being a bottom. doing that for vale, specifically in the context of pushing his body to the absolute LIMIT to do it.... hes locked in. its go time. and then theres the insane possibility of vale putting his mouth on his neck and them getting basically soulbonded forever where they have to have crazy sex every few months ? hes like ummmm okay. i could get used to this for a while lmao

[zabala0z]

Welcome back to “new TMA fan listens to season 2!” and im ur host. So far I listened to 3 episodes from season 2 but I gleaned a lot of connections from it. Oh what is it unknown viewer? Golly gosh I’m so glad you asked. <3

MAG 41: Too deep

Jon’s such a dumbass like bro get the hell out of those tunnels. I didn’t make many connections since he was just yapping the whole time but it’s interesting there was like a wine bottle from 2003 down there??? Who is drinking down there??? My notes say that the tunnels could’ve been connected to the tunnels from MAG 35, the one from Harold Silvanas statement. Like literally connected. Could be a stretch but hey, they’re both tunnels.

Also he found those circle of worms. No theory but could be a portal or some shit

MAG 42:

This one was kinda creepy to me just cause of the guy at the end being like “encore?” So casually like bro there are dead bodies. Anyways something stuck out to me; that crystal shop.

Jennifer mentions being near a shop called “crystals. Books. Tarot” and a guy, tall, black and face of deep worry staring at her and asking what she was listening to. Then mumbling about protecting her hearing. This reminded me of MAG 32, when Jane mentioned working in a crystal shop (“Good Energies spiritual supplies shop) and how her coworker, Oliver, would stare at her with sadness and a bit of fear in the end.

Both seemed to know something. While Oliver wasn’t given a physical description, my theory is that they’re both the same people and he….knows crap or something. My only connections in the vague idea of knowing something and working in spiritual shops but who knows.

Finally. MAG 43:

Oh god. First, I love Basira. She needs to be paid more. Next, we finally have a name for the unnamed burn victim from First Aid (MAG 12)! Diego Molina. Apparently an assistant curator. He was yelling the same stuff from first aid about “Asag” yada yada but he had that red leather bound book that was mentioned in MAG 12. The one Gerard asked if the paramedics brought. He was killed by Gerard that episode but the event from MAG 43 happened half a year earlier. Nice to know a name.

(EDIT AUG 2, 8:11 PM: forgot to mention but I’m assuming Gerard and Diego know each other since Gerard seemed to be chasing after this book in First Aid and Diego had it. Both were found in MAG 12 together and Gerard later killed him so I wonder what’s their beef? Their deal?)

Also, Alice Tonner, or Daisy, mentioned spider husks. Possibly a reference to Arachnophobia (MAG 16)? Or any other statement with spiders since they pop up a lot in the magnus archives. She also mentioned vampires which could be related to Vampire Killer (MAG 10). Maybe she had to investigate one of Trevor’s kills or even knew a vampire, who knows.

Anyways. Jon is apparently going to get those tapes. I mean go you. Be careful

So that’s the end of my post! I took a couple day break to recover from the trauma of the last couple episodes of season 1. Everytime I post like these types of things, I always feel like that one meme

Like that’s me. I have a 15 page document on the magnus archives opened in front of me. Guys that’s me.

[boymanmaletheshequel]

Crystals for Apollo

Hello tumblr witches, wizards, Druids, and magical beings! I’m starting a new series today entitled “crystals of the gods”. I am a geologist and have been collecting minerals and gems for over 15 years, and seeing as how intrinsically connected to divinity and magick crystals are, I thought I’d look into what crystals are representative of the many gods and goddesses across the worlds pantheons. For my first post, I want to try and represent a god that although I do not personally worship yet, I am in awe of: Apollo/Apollon. Let’s begin!

• Citrine

Citrine is a gemstone of wealth and positivity, and nobody meets that standard in my eyes like Apollo does! They are full of joy and character, and shine like a beacon of yellow light that citrine encompasses so well.

• Brucite

A bit of a lesser known, but gorgeous mineral, brucites Scalenohedral crystal habit reminds me of the radiance of the sun! And it’s unbeatable bright yellow color is emblematic of Apollo’s connection to the lemon like color it holds, which facilitates much joy and pride in oneself.

• Pyrite

A mineral of subtle, but positive arrogance, and a touch of pride, pyrite might be called fools gold, but it’s not foolish at all! It’s incredible natural geometry is full of the character that Apollo radiates, and it’s literal reflective properties are a perfect metaphor for how the god represents hubris, but also character and personality that makes him so unique and adored!

• Muscovite

This powerfully flashy gem, a variety of Mica, is emblematic of Apollo’s more sensitive side that is often portrayed so beautifully, and often encompassed in acts of homosexuality. Muscovite is soft, only a 2-2.5 on the MOHS scale, but that’s not a negative thing! it’s color, and it’s personality, is among the strongest gold there is!

• Scapolite

Sharp and shiny, scapolite is the perfect stone for a glossy, muscular god like Apollo. It’s yellow hues are bold and sharp, and represent his strength in battle.

• Heliodor

Named after the archetypal god of whom he is a cultural descendant of, Helios, heliodor is the definite stone of the sun, and an ancient symbol of Apollo. Beryl was prized as a luxury to the ancient Greeks and Phoenicians, and heliodor was quite rare, this is an extravagant gift that he will surely be in awe of!

• Sunstone

This should be a no-brainer, but sunstone, a species of plagioclase feldspar, is somehow even more sunny than heliodor. It’s iridescent flakes of color remind one of the divinity of the sun, and it’s epithet, Apollo. Every Apollo devotee should offer the god some sunstone if they can get their hands on it!

• Amber

Warm and joyous, amber is perfect for Apollo. It’s honey like appearance, and beautiful deep warmth evokes Apollos radiance and pride. It is ancient, like they themself, and is a perfect idol of a god of sun!

• Topaz

Orange or imperial topaz, mined in the deserts of Utah and northern Mexico under a constant sun, is the domain of Apollo! It’s juicy colors are bold and rich, and remind one of Apollo’s intense personality.

• Peridot

Beloved by Cleopatra, mistaken by her for emeralds, peridot is like the spicier, more masculine version of emerald culturally. Often found in metamorphic rock around historically active volcanic sites, it’s no wonder that Apollo is attributed to its hot and spicy nature.

• Pyromorphite

In Greek mythology, Apollo was the slayer of Python, a massive serpent whom he dispatched of in a show of strength in Delphi. Pyromorphite, with its hopper like crystal structure resembling that of snake skin, paired with its serpentine color, is a great symbol of this historic accomplishment of the great Apollo!

• Tremolite

Similarly to pyromorphite, tremolites electric green color brings serpentine energy to a shrine dedicated to Apollo, and its a rare stone that feels like a perfect symbol to his awesome strength and power!

Well, there’s a good place to start! What crystals do YOU associated with Apollo?