#log date

[alienspacestats]

It appears as though some these Terra walkers have a problem with other Terra walkers changing "genders"

As someone who shapeshifts to fit different environments to survive, I find that concept confusing, do they not have Cronpyish sacks to help them shift, and that's why they're jealous? I would be griabed too if I was faced with getting shriveled like a "rasin"

I will investigate these "trans" cause they seem like very good Ally's, perhaps they can spare some moisturizing advice for my dry "skin"

[moonlit-trolls]

[  Log date ]

Docs for your Sake

Her Majesty’s Ship: The Albatross.

Captain [Stricken from records]

Day 01.

Departed from alternia during the first hours of daylight. The cargo had been taken in stride, as the orders to assume post six moons away from the planet and remain in orbit of the sun. Special heat shields were provided for the albatross for this Trip. 

Day 05. 

Five days in orbit, tests have begun. Projections of success from The Engineer, Samson, Are steadily kept at a high 80%. Due to the amount of subjects we have brought for the trip the voyage seems to have been fated for an overwhelmingly positive outcome.

[Voyage Sub log. No. 1.]

Subjects

Engineer: Samson

Doctor: [Stricken from records]

The following is a transcript from the conversations before the start of the tests.

Doctor: How many have we brought aboard?

Engineer: Eight, None with fleet affiliation, Lowest Caste is rust. highest is… Violet.

Doctor: Understood. Test begins with the subject Rust. Then Yellow A through C.

Engineer: [Samson Nodded. no vocal response.]

Information. 

Subjects:

Subject 1: Rustblood, Name not given, Willing participant.

Subject 2: Yellowblood. Name Not Given. Willing participant

*Subject 3: Yellowblood. Name Not Given. Willing participant Subject 4: Yellowblood. Name Not Given. UnWilling participant

**Subject 5: Mutant Red. Name Not Important. Prisoner.

Subject 6: Jade. Name Given. Given, But stricken from records. by Cave Jades.

**Subject 7: Cerulean. Name Given, But Stricken from records. Prisoner.

***Subject 8: Violet. Name Given, Winona. Sedated*

* Subject 3 suffers from voidrot.

** Subject 5 found alongside subject 7. must keep separate

*** Subject 8 MUST remain sedated at all costs. 

[End of Voyage Sub log. No 1.]

Day 10

The 10th day of the season-long orbit. Tests remain steady. I am not allowed inside the Research bays. nor the mechanical bays. The airlocks were opened two times today for trash release. Which struck me as odd, trash release is done once every six days. 

Furthermore it seems like the battery on the ship has been replaced. With the current one acting as a grunt for protection in this mission. She is wearing a strange collar I have not seen before. but it seems to nullify any psionic ability she had… Scary.

[Voyage Sub Log 02]

Subjects: Subject 01

Subject 04 Subject 07

Henceforth any subjects will be named S-## for brevity.

Information: The following was a conversation between the Subjects. in context they were all placed in a testing chamber with a single glass window on the south and a blast proof door. Six inches of ballistic glass reinforced the window.

S-04: We have to fucking LEAVE. THEY'RE GONNA KILL US.

S-01: It seems so… But they told me I should stay.

S-04: WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO STAY? DONT TELL ME IT WAS THE FUCKING GHOSTS.

[At this moment S-07 seemed disturbed by S-04’s yelling.]

S-04: [in a lower tone of voice] Sorry Cee… Listen. they’re watching us from the other side of that. 

[The subject pointed towards the glass.]

S-04: and they’re gonna do something bad, they’re gonna fucking Dissect us. or beat us up with a stick, i mean did you SEE what they’re doing with that seadweller

S-01: I heard… i…

[Further conversations were stricken from record by Doctor [Stricken from records] Further information can be found under fleet file V1013N-C1 through V1013N-C3].

Testing Information:

Writer: Doctor [Stricken from records]

Subjects 01 and 04 were considered failures. They developed the mutations we were seeking. but Subject 01 went into a coma. and Subject 04 developed voidrot.

Subject 07 Did not develop any mutations. considered a success however, Her capability of seeing through walls has been greatly enhanced. Subject 07 will not stop crying.

During the next bout of tests on day 12. Subject 08 proved herself extremely courageous. Switching recuperacoons with subject 07. going as far as to switch clothes, badges and cut her hair to look more similar. Her fins were later discovered to be retractable. 

[ End of Voyage Sub log 02 ]

Day 20

The more this trip goes, the stranger I feel about it. Her Royal Majesty sent us forth on this mission during the heyday of a war in the sixth quadrant four systems from here. battle we were assigned to battle on. But we  were sent on this orbital mission… which seems strange

But who am i. if not just an admiral to obey The empress Will. Today the morning started bleak, the entirety of the Albatross felt cold as if the cosmos itself had dug its claws inside. I kept to my quarters for the most part.

[Voyage sub log 04]

Voyage sub log 03 was far too graphic, and hence removed from the records. Any further inquiries about Sub Log 03 can and will be affecting the paygrade of any fleet member under classification under FL_Admiral. 

Information: The following is a Video of the tests performed on subject 08. During a test of her new abilities.

[File_Error_41. :)]

Information: The following is a conversation between the Captain, and the doctor. Who will be henceforth referred to as Capt, and Doc.

Conversation began before the reporter could begin writing due to pains in fingers and wrists after writing the previous tests.

Capt.: Listen. I understand. but. can you stop the screaming? It has been keeping me up ever since day 23.

Doc.: [Doctor seems to have a face of surprise at the question, as there were no records of any screaming]

Capt.: Why are you looking at me like my blood’s bright red? it’s not that fucking hard just tell your subjects to shut up.

Subject 07 will remain with her mouth covered during sleeping hours.

[ End of Sub Log 04 ]

Subjects were all 7 Sweeps old during testing.

Any records from here on out have been tampered with, and cannot be redacted. Reading the following recordings of the black box are not considered part of the testing, and thus should not be taken as truthful in any way shape or form. 

> To proceed Show identification

> …… :) 

> Identification Accepted. Welcome ??????

[Black box recording of day 66 of the Albatross Orbital Lab test Facility]

—Listen. Fuckface i’m not telling you again you either shut this entire thing off. or I AM reporting you directly to the Sixth Star Admiral Brikel.---

The captain’s voice trembles with more fear than certainty. 

— I would like to see you try, Captain, This mission was given to us directly by the empress. There is not a day in HELL that I am giving up on it. Neither you NOR GOD could stop what is about to happen. and… The beauty of what that is, is blinding. —

The black box recording is filled with Heavy static from here on out. Several distress signals were noted as being sent to the planet. none ever arrived.

— Now. Winona, I am going to Remove the bandage on your eyes. I need you to keep them closed for Six-Six-Six-Six-Six… Sixty Seconds — The doctor spoke, as her voice looped on six

The video feed of this interaction is available under the File “…:)”  

[File opened]

Winona is sat up staring forwards at the doctor. as she unbandages the young troll’s face The camera zooms in, Winona’s face is shrouded in a dark tone, the camera cannot focus on her face. As one eye opens, and then the other. and then another, and another. When the doctor finally shakes winona, she had the count of 36 eyes located across her face, neck and arms. As she is shaken they close, and the camera cuts for exactly eight seconds. 

— Log date 05. Successful implantation of psionic abilities. Subject 08 seems to have taken well to the implanted powers… a bit too well — the doctor’s voice is said into the log recorder she carries. as eyes can be seen appearing in the shadows behind her. with Winona simply looking at a shadow in the corner of the room.

[Video Ended]

The following files are videos from two escape pods of the only two survivors of the HMS Albatross.

One of the videos contains an empty pod that fell on a desert during the period of six days of full sunlight. and the other contained Samson, Four weeks after the pod crashed. He was reported as defective from the fleet. Samson was holding Winona in his arms, The troll seemed to be extremely hurt but Bio analysis from inside the pod says she was alive.

Your snooping around doesn’t seem to go unnoticed, As you stare into the shadows in one of the walls, that eye with a pink pupil blinks at you before vanishing. As you hear static coming from the device you were using for research into the fateful day that the fleet wishes to forget.

The news of the day was catastrophic, More than two hundred grunts died. A battery exploded the ship before impact. and only two survivors of the entirety of the ship were destroyed leaving nothing but the black box.

As you leave the room you keep seeing those eyes following you, close enough where it is deliberate that you should notice but too far for it to seem like they were focusing on you alone. As you walk into High Admiral Wratful’s office for the verbal beatdown of your life. You can’t help but notice that all her computers are turned into the familiar static from the video feed of the albatross’ black box.

[growing-gems]

Log Date: Experiment M.01B: Flavored Milk

To begin, Rose really does produce a lot after those strange effects. However we have successfully made flavored milk, thanks to my expertise. And again, I now have facilities to do this again on the future should another surge of production happen. A veritable success.

[zephyrchama]

Leviathan waved the screen of his DDD in front of your face. He had finally achieved an impressive full rhythm combo in extreme hell mode. Twinkling particle effects and triumphant background music accompanied this feat.

"It was only a matter of time," he gloated. "I knew if I kept at it, I'd get the perfect combo eventually. I actually have, like, really good reflexes, you know? Probably some of the best in existence. They didn't promote me to admiral for noth-- aah!!"

The boasting was interrupted when Beelzebub walked up and swatted him in the forehead. While Beelzebub looked calm, a flood of emotions washed over Leviathan's face. Hurt, betrayal, anger, panic, and above all, confusion.

"What was that for!?" he yelled, rubbing at the red bump just starting to swell under his bangs.

"I was testing your reflexes," Beelzebub said. "You said they were fast."

Leviathan scoffed. "Well, I wasn't ready! I was too distracted by my full combo to really notice... A-anyway! I know I favor RPGs, but just so you know, I'm also pretty high ranking when it comes to FPS games. So I know I can handle-"

Beelzebub smacked his brother in the shoulder. Straight-on, in full view. Leviathan did not dodge. He stayed completely still and only moved once the blow had already striked his shoulder. He stared at his younger brother in disapproval with wide eyes and a deep frown.

"Beel. What gives?"

"Levi, your reflexes suck," Beelzebub observed.

Leviathan growled, "I just wasn't in the zone, ok!? If you had gotten a full combo on extreme hell mode, I know you'd be open to attacks, too!"

"No, I'm pretty sure you just suck. My reflexes are way better."

"Please don't fight," you sighed. "You both have great reflexes for different situations."

"Mine are better," Beelzebub said at the same time Leviathan insisted, "Mine are the best!"

[crescentfool]

it's that time of year again...

[mrsselfdestrvct]

translated mammon and leviathans married life Q&A with a friend 💐💐 enjoy

v original interview pic

[syoddeye]

someone's probably done this but,

you're six months into seeing dr. garrick on a weekly basis. you've made serious progress. setting firm boundaries with your family, managing work stress with more grace, and finally cutting ties with that incompetent, rude excuse for a boyfriend. you actually look forward to every session.

you know you're not supposed to project onto garrick. not supposed to think about him for too long outside of your appointments. picture what he's up to, imagine his life outside his office. but when he laughs at your jokes, soothes you when you cry, or, most devastatingly of all, praises you, that boundary in your mind blurs. you want more than you should. and that's something you really ought to bring up with him.

but you won't.

which makes it all the more mortifying when, as you gather your things at the end of a session, you casually let slip, "have a good rest of your week, love you," and nearly collapse on the way to the door the moment you realize what just left your mouth.

there's a beat of silence. an excruciating, long pause where your heart plummets straight to your stomach. you freeze, fingers gripping the strap of your bag like a lifeline. maybe…maybe he didn't hear you. maybe if you keep walking or break into a sprint, you can pretend this never happened and—

"well. that's certainly a first."  

oh god.

you squeeze your eyes shut, mortification hitting you like a freight train, and slowly turn to face him. "i didn't—i didn't mean–"  

he chuckles, warm and rich, and when you force yourself to meet his gaze, he's watching you with a knowing smile. still seated, relaxed in his chair, notebook in his lap. there's something to his eyes, though.

"slip of the tongue?" he muses, tilting his head.

your face burns. "oh my god, please let me leave with what's left of my dignity."  

he laughs at that, actually laughs, and the sound does dangerous, stupid things to your already frayed nerves. "no need to be embarrassed," he says, and the gentleness in his tone almost makes it worse. "it happens. and hey," he leans into his chair slightly, smirking just enough that you're afraid of melting into the floor. "at least i know i'm making an impact."  

you make an odd, strangled sound, yanking the door open so fast you nearly stumble through it. "yeahokaybye, dr. garrick."  

"see you next week." he echoes, sounding far too entertained. then, as you're halfway out, "we'll talk about this then. in depth!"

you slam the door and hope a sinkhole swallows you on the way home.

[lululeighsworld]

Musical ~The Emerald Witch and the Werewolves' Forest~

MAIN VISUAL!!!!!! (source)

[anglemenskenshi]

DEAR EVERYOONE WHOS COMPLAINING ABOUT SHADOW LORD BECOMING A HUMAN

I HAVE A PSA

FUCK U

ps. i don't actually mean it im also a monsterfucker but i like scrawny nerdy guys too soooo...

[alienspacestats]

I have experience what the thr earth ones call a "season" from "spring" "Summer" and "Autumn" and from what I learned this planet only has two options HOT or COLD

And I hate both, and there's no Inbetween option for someone whos skin you have to Moisen every day in a "tub",I miss wet orbit back home.

But it's not all bad these "seasons" some of them have associated themes to them, like when it's spring they sacrifice OvOrs to there God the "eastor bunni" and currently in the "season" they call "autumn/fall" they have themed drinks that hurt when you consume them it seems as though that they like to burn there sence touchings for fun

But "Whatever" as they say here

Later my host family is going "Pumpcin crarveing" what that is I don't know I'll keep you posted

Update: AAAAAAHHHHHHH THEY KILLED GEORGE MY GOURD FRIEND

[norosesnolife]

| Nothing to post this morning. Dr. Coomer be upon ye.

[growing-gems]

Log Date: Experiment M.04B: Ice Cream

over the past few days, we have successfully made several basic flavors of ice cream all to great effect. I will consider this experiment complete and successful. Especially now that I've made several specialized ice cream machines.

As an added benefit, Sapphire's milk stays cold longer, and carries this effect into frozen treats, lasting longer.

[vaszametili]

two half-white-haired loneliness met

saw this scene in the game and laughed so hard, and then laughed even harder when i remembered my headcanon about my shortie drifter

[marlinspirkhall]

Seeing as we're at the halfway point of the year and some of these situations are (hopefully) no longer ongoing, I can actually talk about them. So, new Marlin Life Lore in no particular order:

- Left a cult (don't worry about it)

- Kissed someone who was enbyphobic (boo)

- Quit my job part 2 electric boogaloo

- Tried manifesting as a joke and think I got cursed instead

- Three month long situationship 🥳

- Five older people were hitting on me, but at least 2 of them were actively evil (3 if we count enbyphobic woman)

- Burned bridges with two long-standing industry connections within 3 weeks of one another

- Gathered a Google Drive worth of evidence on my ex-boss (because we can always nuke the remains of the bridge)

[mrsselfdestrvct]

belphegor and solomon’s Q&A from B-LOG december 2022 issue!

i was unsure about belphies first question;; but I think I got it well enough to share 💥 hope everyone likes it + original down below

[1v31182m5]