#loser nerd seb

[waldensblog]

Meeting Sebastian for the first time: Slytherin edition

*Who is disturbing my reading?!?!*

"Can I help you??!?!

*Wow this boy is rude. Imelda and Ominis were so much nicer, I think I'll be their friend instead*

*Sebastian.exe has stopped working*

*Pretty girl...*

*BAD FIRST IMPRESSION! BAD FIRST IMPRESSION! HOW DO I SALVAGE THIS?!*

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

this one time i saw a video of someone listing things you are technically allowed to do at concerts no matter how weird they are and i just remembered telling my friend about this and then saying that technically i can look at the guitarist the whole show if i want to and nobody can stop me because that's exactly what i did

[2snuffseb]

sebs intro post!!🦴

☆彡 basics: he/him, ftm transboy, mlm/gay, mostly t4t but i don’t really mind, masochist, sub vers with bottom lean, legal!!

☆彡 about me: best little brother ever, autistic nerd, certified dogboy, absolute creep, paraphile!!

☆彡 i’m into: snuff, incest, necro, violence, gore, cnc, abuse, torture, weapons, medical, petplay, d/s, degradation + humiliation, emeto, impact, intox, power imbalance, ownership, corruption, stalking, mutilation, kidnapping, + lots more!! X3

☆彡 hard limits: scat, diapers, ddlg, fedee/feeder, tentacles, abstract monsters, detrans!!

☆彡 terms and names: seb, little brother, creep, loser, weirdo, freak, fag/faggot, snuff/rapebait, dog, puppy, kid, kiddo, etc. (generally almost any terms are fine except for slut, babygirl, sis/sissy, princess, etc. and boobs/boobies or vagina)!!

☆彡 do not interact: sex negative, anti paraphilia, homo/transphobia, sexists, racist, 40+ years old. (lesbians and straight men can interact, just keep in mind that i’m a boy and all my posts are strictly about men loving men)!! >;P

☆彡 messages: dms and asks are open and very encouraged as long as you are under 30, not a cishet man and don’t start a conversation with a dickpic!! ^_^

for my own safety i absolutely do not send pictures of any kind, both nsfw and sfw!!

[sushi-computer]

aaaa i love your headcanons so much!! id love to hear your human seb thoughts if thats okay :D

hii i prommy i didn't forget about this ask ... anyways YES YES i think about this nerd alot so youre in luck (some of these apply to both human and feesh seb ^_^)

he is transmasc im just gonna say it. he likes to wear leather jackets and flannels and converse and he always leaves his shoelaces untied to look cool but he just trips and falls on them later (he also has top surgery hehe)

he is a Big Loser (lovingly) people always draw him badass and i cant see it. he fumbles with every person he likes, hes awkward, he can't run a mile on the track without dying, he gets angry/overwhelmed a bit easier than others, he knows just a little bit more about music and games than the typical person, basically like the introverted autistic kid in your class who you think is kinda weird but he's actually really nice and funny once you get to know him

hes bisexual 100% he doesn't get crushes often but he has had some little admiration crushes here and there .

sebastian got his scar from a skateboarding accident where he was trying to do a cool trick and absolutely failed . he had to deal with his siblings laughing at him the whole time as they patched him up

ohh hes such a mamas boy. he helps wash dishes and is polite, he knows his manners and loves his mama with all his hearttt. he can be a bit rebellious sometimes but who isnt hes a teenager . if he thinks its too bad though he has to confess/apologize for his own mental state LOL . him and his mama are very close and honest to each other and he constantly missed her in elementary/college

he LOVES vine some of them have become vocal stims for him and its bad. nobody tell him it got deleted

^^ he also liked some of the asdf movies and some of the songs (watched/listened to them unironically he wouldn't tell anyone though)

sebastian lovess cats he found a little ugly stray one day and smuggled it into his dorm and he loves it with all his heart and soul. he lives off struggle meals and monster to feed that damn cat. he also might be a bit allergic but he doesn't really care hehe

hes super duper into music, he likes system of a down, nirvana, alice in chains, metallica, korn, i would say will wood but he was lowkey trapped underwater getting experimented on when he came out with his first album in 2015 so scratch that..

hes very audhd no context needed

hes pretty fearless about bugs/snakes/stray animals so when he was little hed constantly show his mama or siblings what he caught and they would be like what the fuck PUT IT BACK?? sometimes he would catch ants or pill bugs and put them in a jar with grass to keep as a pet.. im sure you can imagine what happened LOL

he was so excited when he first started reading, it did admittedly make him frustrated at times. yet everytime he read something hed look up at his mama, the biggest grin on his face, the most shiny eyes you'd ever seen beaming with pride.

he could never sleep in the dark, even in his college days. the nightlight his mama bought him years ago never went unused no matter where he was

hes so good at cooking but he sucks fucking ass at baking. he tries to make little cupcakes or cookies for friends/family and he gets absolutely gassed as the smoke from the oven actually kills him. you can ask him to make alfredo or empanadas though and it would actually be the best food made known to mankind. needless to say he is banned from bringing baked goods to family parties

[28ms28]

MY Rating of F1 drivers based on their personality(more sway) and their track presence and racing

1. Charles Leclerc

(Track Menace who is also Pookie Bear) (unintentionally funny) (just an inchident) (canonically listens to sad songs after bad races) (piano man was at some point higher in the iTunes chart than at the actual championship standings) (clueless cringefail loser) (Ice-cream man) (14 year old Max Verstappen's nightmare) (best qualifier on the grid imo) (idk something about someone who is on course for achieving greatness and will not stop until he achieves it no matter the cost, something about so much sacrifices for something he got soo close to achieving something that did not work out in the end something about how he devotes himself to Ferrari like no one else could before him something about how fate chose him to be in that seat something about how he made it look easy something about how it looked like the way was paved for him something red red red idk something about web weaving) (dogdad) (we love Leo) (went to Lewis Hamilton school of naming his dog after his rival) (oh and dreams about community services with said rival) (very strong mental health and even bigger therapy bills) (did i mention he's il predestinato of the tifosi) (biggest Ferrari fan) (only one who knows how to race max verstappen) (he was an ankle biting child see any photos of his childhood as proof) (everybody is maxplaining victim he's a maxplaining enjoyer) (suffers from middle child syndrome) (Seb's Ferrari child) (committed parricide on Sebastian Vettel in 2019 and 2020)

2. Max Verstappen

(pookiest pookie to ever pookie, track lion, big brother, catdad, certified victim ,about to be 4 time world champ, deserves so much more love, so so so incredibly talented, he's just a shy boy your honour ,free my man he did all of it but yeah vibes, because I'm dutch, fifa legend(just online), Danny kvyat has nightmares about him, geography nerd, has zero skills in any other physical sport, is planning to become a sim racer, tu tu tu du max verstappen (fun lore about Max did you know this guy was ranked 21st in the world in ultimate fifa in 2018(or was it 2016?? Doesn't matter) like can you imagine being that insane like bro you are a f1 driver in a top team like pls ??) (community service enjoyer) (certified yapper) (is terrified of fuel stations(jos verstappen when I catch you) ) (#1 lecfosi) (cringefail loser and he knows it) (teammate destroyer) (has read every rule in the rulebook and knows how to break every rule in the rulebook legally ofc all legally) (Seb's redbull child) (on his way to break every single one of Seb's record just to spite the old man)

(And is friends with an old Austrian man somehow)

3. Oscar Piastri

(Pookie bear, Mark Webbers child that has Sebastian Vettel's evil aura (Mark you will never know peace), koala, polite cat, eldest sibling energy, Android lover, Carlos Sainz's nightmare gremlin, loves cricket(cannot play well bless his heart), #1 lestappen shipper(I respect that) is also somehow the eldest of the lestappen children(his granddads are Webbanso) ) ( Him and Fernando have plotted the downfall of alpine) (I have a feeling he hates Zak brown deep down which I agree with) (grill the grid champ(like I said aura of Seb Vettel))

4. George Russell

(British individual(derogatory), king of radio messages (oh crikey), has an evil aura which is probably why he gets along with Nando, makes amazing powerpoints(facts!!), head of the gdpa and he takes it V.E.R.Y seriously probably the admin to the f1 driver group chat, part-time driver part-time strategist, he's a better driver than people give him credit for unpopular opinion but I think he can be a wdc or least a close wdc contender if given the right car I think if he was in lando's car in 2024 he probably would have taken the fight to max idk about winning but he's for sure no easy breeze, f3 and f2 wdc too, very memefiable or wotever the word is) ( T pose)(t.a.l.l.)(one sweaty boi)

5. Carlos Sainz

(Spanish chilli, smooth operator, dog lover, says bye to his racing career after 2024( no wait let me tell you something let me finish let m- *shot*), certified zoning out( Carlos has been called to the stewards), Lewis Hamilton hater prolly, certified Fred vassuer hater, poor guy really he leaves whenever a team is getting good like come on, has had very good teammates and has been friends with them, in 2025 will become the third person in history to have raced for Ferrari, McLaren and Williams, I feel like he lacks a bit of aggressiveness in his racing like he operates smoothly and intelligently sure but yk you should have a bite yk )(whenever he finds this said bite and aggressiveness it's usually against his teammate I'm observing you Carlos I'm noticing)( loves Lando Norris, golf master but humble about it, Maria Karey, one of the mature drivers on the grid, excellent at all sports, James aeiou has a crush on him, Lana del Ray coded, him and max were torro rosso nepo babies).

6. Lewis Hamilton

(7-time world champion, goat behaviour, was friends with P Diddy, rich cool wine aunt, #blessed, fashionista, Hammertime, Fernando Alonso's nightmare gremlin, don't ever mention 2016 in front of him, is haunted by Nico Rosberg, is neighbours with Nico Rosberg, will avoid Greece for the rest of his life, had a very public divorce, thus vegan, Silverstone 2008 you will always be famous, this Barbie is an f1 driver, still we rise guys, Toto Wolff and David Croft will sacrifice their bloodline for him, certified Micheal Massi hater, certified Bottas lover, we love him and Seb being the activists on the grid, this is getting manipulated man, did not survive Abu Dhabi 2021, did not survive Abu Dhabi 2016, has had caps thrown at him, Left family for Italian mafia, uncle I beg you please get your qualifying form back pls pls, is embarrassed by those toxic #teamlh and you cannot convince me otherwise, has let 2 baddies named Nico slip from him, ISS THAT GLOCK???, Bono my tyres are gone)

7. Lando Norris

(twitch streamer first f1 driver second, McLaren boy, hates papaya rules, has been multi21nd, mental health has been made very public by his own goddamn team, party-boy and DJ, fakes knowing how to play COD and Fortnite, very consistent racing good for him, terrified of first laps and poles, best friends with last laps and fastest laps(let's go Lando), shit at golf and geography but it's okay he makes up for it by being funny, probably misses being Carlos's teammate, but like Carlos lacks a bit of aggressiveness that is required, McLaren PR's nightmare gremlin, opposite of polite cat, has somehow managed to anger every fanbase and his car is the sole reason for the unification of RedBull, Ferrari and Mercedes, has been dealing with the wrath of Australia since 2021, at the end of the day just a curly haired guy ).

8. Fernando Alonso

(Spanish devil , Disney villain ahh character, 2005 and 2006 world champ, is looking for his 33rd win, Michael Schumacher's nightmare gremlin, grumpy old man first f1 driver second, lance lover(rare), Lawrence stroll's sugar baby, fast, prime Alonso I am scared of you, goat behaviour, holds a special grudge against McLaren and Lewis Hamilton(Alonso is sick of his ass), no more radio for the rest of the race, believes in karma, has dated Taylor swift apparently but is in love with Mark Webber( Jenson button is also somewhere in there), is known as El padre and has an el plan(everyone should be afraid), racecraft out of this world, 2005 Suzuka you will always be famous, all de time you have to leave da space, Alonso radio my love, aggressive but good racing the likes of which I have never seen and probably never will, what do mean by "I knew he'd brake earlier because he has 2 kids and a wife at home" like who says that what what??, worse career decisions than Ferrari strategies, bad luck so much bad luck, so chaotic so much chaos, has adopted Oscar and has plotted the downfall of alpine with him, Flavio haunts him, do not bring up Singapore 2008 in front of him especially not if Felipe Massa is present there, has driven the 2014 Ferrari and has not recovered from it, has outlasted Renault in formula one (wild), give Fernando Alonso 5 more points and he would be a 5 time wdc (even more wild), bye bye I'm still the bad guy)

9. Alex Albon

(alabonoo) ( bff with George Russell) ( is bullied by George Russell) (golf wag first f1 driver second) ( James aeiou has a favourite and it's Alex Albon) ( Alex really said I'm Thai first and a colonizer second and good for you Alex) (2020 Alex and 2022 onwards Alex are different people okay?) ( he's a consistent racer much like Lando but he makes mistakes more often, under pressure working is not his forte sorry pals but it had to be said) ( he's a really nice dude tho and really funny as well ) ( dude has a Chipotle member card as one of his essentials and you tell me I'm not supposed to love him come on be reasonable)(he has his own zoo he's a certified pet owner) ( if I had the money for that amount of pets I would do the same Alex I get it ) (also he's a Ferrari fan so you just know bro is always on hopium) (I think he gets put under the radar often but he's great) ( he seems to be a chill dude imo)(we both love lily)

10. Nico Hulkenberg

(German but like in a cool way) ( has been giving dad energy before he was a dad) ( called Hulk but is probably the calmest person on the grid) ( give my man Bruce Banner his podium nah it's not even funny anymore he deserves so much better than that) ( he's won le mans on his first try yk give him the Redbull seat for godsakes) (Nico is so cheeky like I know he's a gen x or something but like I see the genz potential yk) (Audi better have a car good enough for a podium I swear to god if we say bye to him before a podium I'm uhm I'm uh I'm gonna cry).

11. Yuki Tsunoda

(anime boi) (wants a restaurant before he wants a world championship and I respect that Yuki) (has an evil aura) (certified hothead because he's a certified good chef) (has the bitch spirit to be a Redbull driver but is not. because of Horner issues) (Yuki does make the occasional mistakes but like he's far better than the alt no?) (in the words of Yuki "idk man wotever") (too much anger for too small body) (is in love with Pierre Gasly) (is bullied by Pierre Gasly) (everybody loves Yuki even Nando is a fan)(tbf nandos a fan of anyone who has an evil aura) (people are terrified of Yuki radio as they rightfully should be) (Yuki is nightmare gremlin of every race engineer).

12. Pierre Gasly

(French but like from the north of France)(known for being French and Max Verstappen's teammate thus known for being fucked over by Redbull, also known for his revenge win in Monza) ( he's just a great driver like if given the right car he can fight at the top and win he's not on Max and Charles level yet but I feel like around George and better than Lando) ( he's also a good qualifier maybe it has something to do with speaking French who knows but yeah amazing what he can do in that shit alpine) (unfortunately he has a severe case of resting bitch face but he's very nice actually unless you are Esteban then he's not very nice) (yeah he also has the brocedes case of childhood best friends turned enemies but like French and he's very much Lewis in that way which means he would much rather ignore estie bestie than talk about him e.v.e.r while estie brings up his bestie Pierre wherever he can like Nico)( oh and he loves one Japanese boi)(pierreeee gasllyyyyy)

13. Kevin Magnussen

(Kmag the Viking) (my god nobody races like kmag lol) Okay so maybe I put him this high because he's a track terror to everyone but like watcha want me to do? Not acknowledging kmag's great defending is a crime, he is here to cause menace no matter how many penalty points he gains or races he's banned from he's really coming for Ocon's penalty points honour tbh. Shame really that this is his last season... just when things got interesting *sigh* (off the track he's a chill girldad) (hulk and kmag had an enemies-to-lovers story arc and I think that's beautiful)

14. Esteban Ocon

(he's French, he's from Normandy in France which is the north of France so you just know he was a bored child) (he and Pierre were bored babies) (which is probably why he races the way he does lol) (5-second penalty for Ocon) (no but seriously this guy has mad potential but also he's a mad teammate killer and not in a good way) (he has made a way for himself in formula one and he belongs here it's just that maybe if he tried targeting people other than his teammates he would make it much easier for himself) (he's a very cheerful person irl) (big Marvel fan) (gives very early teenage boy vibes) (softie at heart) (cannot for the life of him pronounce squirrel)(oh he also loves lance(rare)) (Estie bestie is on the podium babyyy)

15. Daniel Riccardo

(Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi ) (damn Daniel) (it's not tears it's athlete sweat ) (I mean I knew it was time to go but still it didn't have to be this way it's okay tho Danny is enjoying retirement and dirt bikes) (yeah the performance was just not there for Danny boi not that we could see it anyway because of vcarbs shit strategy or whatever they call it) (I miss prime Daniel he was such an annoyance to Sebastian)(2014 Daniel took the Australian revenge on Seb for his crimes against Mark Webber) (but yeah Daniel you go out of this sport with lots of love and a fastest lap)(ki ki aye)

16. Valtteri Bottas

(Finnish when he was in Mercedes but is officially Australian since then) ( Bottas more like Bott-ass get what I mean) (I mean that he has a weird obsession with his gluteus maximus) (Valtteri pls I beg you stop this behaviour) (10 time Grand Prix winner Valtteri has nightmares about James aeiou) (Valtteri it's James) (he's pretty chill all he cares about is racing, cyclist girlfriend, and his mullet+moustache(not necessarily in that order)) also here's a sad fact since Valtteri won't be on the grid next year it would be the first time a Finnish racer is not in the grid since 1989 yeah everybody is waiting for Robin Raikkonen now.

17. Sergio Perez

(Checo damn man what happened) (no 2 Redbull driver curse got to checo) (he was doing so good in racing point like Sakhir 2020 my beloved last to first, man what a performance that was) (he is capable of doing such great things but nooo bro gets knocked out in q1 more than he has reached q3) (Redbull killed the dawg in him man) (certain Austrian man haunts his nightmares and no it's not Niki Lauda) (he and Logan are the nightmare gremlins for mechanics)(even when he performs it's usually in no human right countries so he's not really helping the allegations) ( this poor Latina I swear to god) (he can't drive and he's up and about with other women(Taylor swift 1989 reference) aye aye aye(checo go home to your wife and children).

18. Logan Sargeant

(American) (bald eagle noises) (collective groan of William mechanics) (sorry logie bear)(James aeiou shall face the wrath of Jenson button it's ok) (first American to score points in f1 since 1993 that's 30 years so yaaay!!) (American history will be kind to you Logan)(not sure about f1 history tho) (your last gift to us was a sick ass album cover and I respect it) (if only he knew what a kilometre was * sigh*)(bye bye miss American pie).

19. Zhou Guanyu

(China boy) (another alpine escapee) (Zhou I'm sorry but you're not him anymore) (I miss pre-Silverstone 2022 Zhou where has my dawg gone man) (Zhou may not be as good of a racer now but he makes it up by being a fashionista) (tbf to him that Sauber stake monstrosity is not really helpful so) (also he is a catdad and had an emo phase through f3) (He's the first Chinese to ever race in f1 I think he's done his country proud) (He's also a proud Valtteri lover)

Okay so rookies next I did not include them here well because they have had like on avg 4 races soo

1. Oliver bearman

(ollie) (what a wonderful job he has done my god) (p7 in Jeddah on a day's notice wow dude) (he's driving for Haas in 2025 and his teammate is Esteban so that's..great (my condolences!! ifykyk)) also points in Baku after he passed his teammate (tell me you are a lestappen child w/o telling me you're a lestappen child) what I've seen from him I can tell he's very relentless that's good(also he's the most employed unemployed person ever) (also I heard people criticising him by commenting on his current f2 season like babe did u see his rookie f2 season?? that's why he's here not because of this year but last year and he's not doing bad this year it's just the car is shit but yeah he was at one point higher in the f1 standings than in f2 so I get why people are confused lol) (also he's super likeable very Genz very demure very mindful) (Ferrari has grown him in a lab with utmost care so he's very much a PR baby)

(oh yeah also he's in love with Kimi Antonelli) (yeah they are being genz lestappen)

2. Franco Colapinto

(Frankie baby) (Argentinian and very proud) (is very funny) (is also very genz) (sent James aeiou into a crisis by doing a better job than Alex Albon) (scored 4 times the amount of points than his predecessor in his 2nd race) (looks like Senna goes for the gap like Senna( in racing!! in racing!! calm down man)) (he deserves his place in f1 next year my god) (like the racecraft he has shown is very impressive I'm impressed and so is very f1 team even if he does not get the seat next year I doubt people are gonna forget about him believe me he will be in the talks still) (like I said he's not even had a full f2 season when he was called in for Williams and yet the incredible pace he has shown is fantastic) (has all the 30+ aged drivers enthralled with him and I don't blame them I would be too) (also he refers to Ocon as the Frenchman so where do I submit my stan card??) (oh and he has been adopted by Max Verstappen)

3. Liam Lawson

(aka New Zealand's revenge on Australia) (he did a fantastic job in 2023 and has been doing a fantastic job in 2024) (his idol is Lighting McQueen.....so now that everybody knows that he's Genz you can probably understand why he is beefing with Nando and Checo(boomers) (I think he drives aggressively but not as smoothly he is yet to find a balance it looks like but hey it's working out for him no?) (honestly just give either him or Yuki the Redbull seat) (off the track he's quite an expressive person but I don't think we have seen much of his personality he's friendly for sure and I mean he's a cars fan like come on he's a Pixar kid) (idk something about him says yeah I'm Genz but I still go on Facebook) (not that it's bad not saying the vibes are bad just Liam show more personality).

So that's pretty much it let me kno-what ? what do you mean I forgot someone oh lance stroll?? yeah no I didn't forget(I wish) I just have nothing to say really.

PLS READ these rankings are in my opinion and my opinion only please be kind to me this ranking is for humorous and comedic purposes only no hate to anyone!!

[idontgotopartiesanymore]

after careful consideration, the veredict is out:

kimi: babygirl

jenson: slag

rosberg: princess

seb: teenage dirtbag

webber: loser

lewis: nerd

i will not be taking criticisms at this time.

[superpyodan]

SDV music taste headcanons

I just remembered that I spent a long while ruminating on & writing down the music tastes of my mental versions of Abby, Sam, Seb, Haley and Alex (like, heavilyyyy based on the way I characterise them in the fic, so if you disagree with me - Valid). So here it is, if you’re interested! I wrote it initially for the Q&A but then realised it was wayyy too rambly and non-important LMAO

Abby: Mostly Riotgrrl, punk rock and Kpop. She’s a huge kpop fan, but keeps the secret on LOCK. Artists include:

- Mannequin Pussy, Le Tigre, Hole, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, BTS, Stray Kids, ITZY, Blackpink, Olivia Rodrigo, Grimes. Mayyybe also some Vocaloid, because she’s a nerd like that (all respect for the vocaloid listeners in the audience, though! I like it too!).

Sam: He’s somewhere between ‘stuck in his emo phase’, and ‘skateboarding stoner loser’. Artists include:

- Gorillaz, MF DOOM, Tyler the Creator, My Chemical Romance, Twenty One Pilots, Tame Impala, The Garden, Limp Bizkit, Neck Deep, A Tribe Called Quest.

Seb: I don’t have any specific artists for Seb, because I’m not really sure! He’s a bit of a musical elitist and makes fun of Sam for his music taste, but when he works, he listens to the most abhorrent shit imaginable. Think, like, dubstep. Generally, though, it’s hard rock, metal, etc. Random bands that no one’s ever heard of, that have 256 monthly Spotify listeners. He pretends that he’s over his emo phase, but listens to Black Veil Brides on the down-low.

Haley: She listens to fun, upbeat, ‘girly’ pop music. She loves it. Think Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, Remi Wolf. Her and Abby bicker about music all the time. I’d like to emphasise, though, that Haley is NOT a swiftie. That part is important to me. Her music taste is gayer than that, in a way I can’t quite explain.

Alex: Now. Alex is kind of hard for me to place. I think it’s because, in my mind, he’s super gay and super nerdy. However, I can’t imagine him having a gay, nerdy music taste. It’s similar to Sam’s, but in a different way. Just hear me out, okay? We’re gonna need multiple bullet points for this one. Artists include:

- Kendrick Lamar, more specifically the ‘DAMN’ album. Yes, he’s on Kendrick’s side in the Kendrick v Drake beef.

- Tyler the Creator, but exclusively the post-Cherry Bomb albums. ‘IGOR’ quite literally changed his life and it’s his favourite album of all time.

- I associate him quite heavily with the album ‘Strange Desire’ by Bleachers, but I’m not sure he actually listens to it.

- MF DOOM - absolutely Madvillainy and Operation: Doomsday.

- Little Simz, perhaps? I’m not sure. I think he’d like the album ‘Sometimes I Might Be Introvert’.

- Pre- accepting himself as queer, he watched the music video for ‘Industry Baby’ by Lil Nas X, and considered throwing himself into the mountain lake.

- I just think he’d like rap a lot. It’s like books but …. For the ears

[dove-da-birb]

Shameless Self-Insert Hours & Nicknames

Picrew | I list the nicknames I would use for TWST, Ikevamp & Ikepri because I would absolutely annoy the ever-living hell out of them for my own entertainment. (Picrew at the bottom)

"Wait a damn minute, this is an Otome? NOPE CAN'T CATCH ME! LATER LOSERS! PEACE!

Name; Dove

Birthday; June 30, 2001

Height; 166 cm

Dominant Hand; Right

Pronouns; They/Them

Gender; Non-binary / I'm just vibing

Sexuality; Asexual (neutral)

Romantic Orientation; Aromantic (neutral)

MBTI; bruh, idk and idc anymore, I just vibe

Enneagram; 5w6

Hobbies; writing, reading, knitting, crocheting, drawing, cleaning, dancing, singing, annoying friends

Talent; pulling stories out of thin air

Pet Peeve; getting hair in their mouth and cleaning up other people's messes

Other; Eldest of three siblings and acts as the peacekeeper of the entire family. Gots that juicy gifted kid to undiagnosed neurodivergent adult drip. Speaks English and a tiny bit of French. Swears like a sailor. Has the sides of their head shaved (undercut). Hair is a mix of 2B and 3A.

Modern Aesthetic; dark academia, art hoe, and grandparent-core

For Fantasy Games; plays with dresses and suits, mixing up the more gendered clothing

Somehow ends up going into several games that they play or are interested in. IDK man, just thought it would be fun

Nicknames they have for people;

Twst

Ace; Ass

Deuce; Deedee

Riddle; Riddler

Trey; just Trey

Cater; Cat

Leona; House cat

Ruggie; Gigi

Jack; just Jack

Azul; Adam

Jade; Florence

Floyd; Jasper

Kalim; Kal

Jamil; Millie

Vil; Queenie

Rook; Monsieur Ombre

Epel; Epi-pen

Idia; Idea, Ikea

Ortho; Son

Malleus; Tim (insert Tim 'Hornton' joke here)

Lilia; Lily

Sebek; Beckie, Beks

Silver; Silvie

Ikevamp

Isaac; Apple tater

Arthur; just Doyle, sometimes Dodo

Vincent; Vinny

Theodorus; Dora

Dazai; Ozzi

Comte; Germs

Mozart; Zarty

Napoleon; Bonny

Sebastian; Seb

Leonardo; Lee, Finky

Jean; John

Shakespeare; Pear, Billiam, Shakes

Vlad; Lad

Faust; Jojo

Charles; Hen

Ikepri

Chevalier; Chevie, Cheval (horse), Computer

Clavis; Clavs, Clavicle

Gilbert; Giovanni, Bertie

Jin; Jen

Keith; just Keith

Leon; Dompy (surname)

Licht; Lick

Luke; Lulu

Nokto; Nok-nok, Toto

Rio; just Rio

Sariel; Ariel, Elly

Silvio; who? (straight up ignores him) fine fine, Silly it is

Yves; Yew

Ikevil

William Rex; Rexy

Liam Evans; Evs

Roger Barel; Roadkill

Victor; Tori

Elbert Greetia; Elbow

Ellis Twilight; Twilight Sparkle, Lizzie

Alfons Sylvatica; Alfie, Alf

Harrison Gray; Hare

Jude; Dude

*forgets others*

Obey Me

Lucifer; Loo

Mammon; Mams, Mammogram

Leviathan; Levi, Nerd

Satan; Nerd, Dork, Blondie

Asmodeus; Asmo, Momo

Beelzebub; Bee, Bubs, Bubbie

Belphegor; Belphewhore, Bels

Diavolo; Princess

Barbatos; Barbie

Solomon; Old Man

Simeon; Angel

Luke; just Luke

Thirteen; Lucky

Mephistopheles *idc how it's spelt*; Mepmep

Raphael; just his name

More nicknames tbd

[druidberries]

and 21 for the whole of the mystery gang!

21. Who is better at games? Does the loser take it graciously?

another perfect question for them!

so in order from best to worst: charlie + sebastian are at the same level, they're both the best out of the group and are super competitive. certain games they switch between who's better but it's pretty much always them doing the best.

elowen is next! she's been getting pretty good from playing with everyone and honestly surprises herself with it 😅 seb's mission to turn her into a nerd is definitely succeeding >:))

and i'm so sorry bby xylithe but,, ur not good. she doesn't MIND video games but,, she doesn't like them. she generally doesn't do great or gets confused about who is who, but she does enjoy playing with everyone because they're all together! she also does love mario party and has won a few times! (she was very proud of herself and still brings it up all the time) as far as does she take it graciously, she's not a sore loser! she'll just go 'wow ok i'm not surprised' but she doesn't mind too much. when she wins though, she'll never drop it but they don't mind because they're proud of her 😌

[oneallysa]

Also the line before Sherlock saying “friend” was Sebastian saying “Howdy, buddy. How long’s it been? Eight years since I last clapped eyes on you?”

And since Seb is a banker, he has mastered the art of fake friendliness (as an accountant, it is very much done all the time in finance related jobs).

John wouldn’t have known Seb was being a fake ass. Especially John hasn’t exactly met anyone who was nice to Sherlock unless they were his old clients.

And since Seb did consult Sherlock, John probably thought Seb was an old client so he wasn’t all too surprised how familiar Sherlock and Sebastian’s meeting was.

Cos everyone else who has worked with Sherlock acknowledge John as someone smart but an asshole (Lestrade may be sweet but he also is like close enough to say “hes an asshole but i luv him”).

So John probably thought:

Oh this guy knows Sherlock years ago, a client maybe? He seems friendly enough. Hmm seems clients are the only one who’s really nice to him.

“This is my friend.”

Whoa there Sherlock I don’t want your old client thinking I’m your boyfriend you hitched as moral support. I’m here to help him too. Bro didn’t you even tell him we’re both consultants? Bruh wtf. I may be your friend but I am also your partner in this consultancy. I am your work colleague in this situation bro wtf. I am a COLLEAGUE not just some friend who doesn’t have a job and has too much free time that he can go around London solving crimes.

While Sherlock is just thinking:

Haha see Seb? I have a friend now asshole I aint a loser nerd now

“Colleague.”

John: yeah daz right i am some respectable man with a job i am a colleague because this is my job i am definitely not unemployed and pathetic

Sherlock: damn john probs got offended i called him a friend, is he… im not his friend? damn… when he ever gets married ill never be his best man cos im not anybody’s best friend oh well not like i expected to be anybody’s best friend either

Sebastian: i KNEW this freak never had a friend lmao did he really think this respectable normal guy could ever be his friend? This John guy looks like a well mannered decent guy lmao cant believe the freak would even dare lie about being this guy’s friend lmao

Like there’s a whole layer for this one scene I’ve always talked about with friends and my old tumblr account i deleted back in 2011 lmao

This is my friend, John Watson

Is it any wonder that Sherlock is rather off-hand with John through much of The Blind Banker, after emphatically calling John his friend in front of his old uni enemy Sebastian Wilkes, only to be corrected, by John, who equally emphatically refers to himself as Sherlock's colleague. Not John's finest moment. But then he'd started the day with a row with a chip and pin machine.

(My clip)

That little hurt look as John walks past him is so ouchy.

[coelakanths]

im emotional they’re giving chase a best friend and making him SO excited about it and then the best friend is evil. sobbing crying etc

[barkspawn]

just read the one where seb/amelia go to zuzu and nerd out in the store [amazing] and I need this specific sebastian and that specific amelia where seb proposes to amelia through a gae of solarion chronicles. i love your first kiss moments and i'm dying to see a proposal [can you drop a hint tothe next sound of silence chap pleaseeeee]

I'm baaaaack

I know it's been a while but in my defense, it has been a while since I have had enough focus to write properly. I know it asks for a proposal but trust me on this one. I'm feeling the slow burn on this one and it kind of gives me life. Tiny Middle is still my favorite pun i've ever made

Hint for Sound of Silence: I am struggling with a decision for Ames. Once I get mild to moderately caught up, I will definitely post a definitive update.

Next is a HC then the one-shots will be rolling out regularly!

Amelia could barely sleep the night of their trip to Zuzu. She thought about texting him and being a pest, but she didn't want to annoy him into changing his mind. 

Pelican Town might be worth staying in. 

Why would he say that? He was so adamant even just that morning about moving away and how excited he was to not have to take a bus to places like Tiny Middle. She wondered a few times if it could be her… But there's no way. Sure, they had fun, but if anything she was dorky and awkward. Meanwhile Sebastian was really cool, collected, and way too attractive for her. 

The entire night went by like this. 

Thankfully, it was Friday and she'd see all of them tonight. 

Her phone chimed and she grabbed it a little too excitedly. Abigail had text the group chat:

“Abigail 11:36 am: Heyy~ still seeing the three of you tonight at stardrop tonight, right?” 

“Sam 11:37 am: u kno ill be there abs. Got to ask meels and seb. They were the ones out late”

“Sebastian 11:37 am: You say out late like I'm not up late every night, you goon. I'm still in. Someone has to kick Sam’s ass at pool. It certainly won't be Abby.”

After a moment, she responded:

“Amelia 11:38 am: I'll still be there. Yoba knows I need a nap after chasing Loaf all morning.”

“Abigail 11:38 am: Cool! Did you guys have a good city trip? Find any potential apartments, Sebby?”

There wasn't a reply for a long moment. Amelia convinced herself to let it go for now, going in to take a quick shower. The second her phone dinged, she was reading. 

“Sebastian 11:43 am: It was pretty great. Gave me a lot to think about, so no apartment hunting. Turns out Ames might be cooler than both of you losers.”

“Sam 11:43 am: rude”

“Abigail 11:43 am: Ames? Does everyone have a nickname for you but me?”

“Amelia 11:44 am: at this point, you might be the only one calling me Amelia. That's gotta count for something?”

The conversation, as it often does, spins to different topics. Amelia broke off and finally jumped in the shower, humming to herself. The band had written a new song and she can't seem to get it out of her head. 

She climbed out of the shower to dry off, freezing as she realized that she had a text from Sebastian specifically. She quickly wrapped the towel around herself and opened the text, the pictures attached bringing an immediate smile to her face. The first was of his dice tower and tray on his table and the second was his shelf, where the dice and nice box sit, glowing and beautiful on display. 

“Sebastian 12:03 pm: I set everything up. Thoughts? Concerns? Praise?”

Amelia laughed, glancing down at Loaf, who had cocked his head at her. 

“Shut up,” she mumbled to him before typing out her response. 

“Amelia 12:09 pm: Damn, Seb. Look at you being fancy with your displaying skills. I might have to have you come decorate the farmhouse. Truly remarkable… It brings a tear to my eye…”

“Sebastian 12:09 pm: Ames, don't you dare.”

“Amelia 12:10 pm: … a frozen tear. 😈”

“Sebastian 12:11 pm: I don't think I've ever hated anything more than I hate that text.”

Amelia laughed again and put her phone away after responding with a simple smiley face.  Loaf still stared up at her curiously, which she ignored to the best of her ability. 

For the next few hours, she combed through her wardrobe, stopping every once in a while to ask herself why before continuing.

Eventually, she settled on her favorite high-waisted jeans and a white crop top with a black jacket over it. The outfit always made her feel like she was just a little bit badass while still being cute. She kept her makeup light, eyeliner really being the only obvious touch. She slipped on her sneakers and made for the saloon. 

It was still warm out with it being the end of summer, making the jacket feel like a bit much. She didn't come out too often during the summer, focusing on the farm or hanging with the few people she got along with so well. To go in full midriff out and collection of tattoos on display might give the town something to talk about.

She approached at the same time as Abby, who was grinning like she was handing her a winning lottery ticket. 

“Hey, Abs, what's going–”

“You're dressed all cute.”

There was a pause before Amelia spoke again. 

“Thank you?”

“Yeah, you're welcome, but did something happen in Zuzu? Sebby is being weird and you're dressing all cute for our weekly hang.”

Amelia was shocked, “Okay, Abigail, I just wanted to look cute. For me. And I don't know why Seb would be acting weird.”

Abigail rolled her eyes before crossing her arms, “ten gold says he stares when you go in.”

“Whatever. Everyone stares at people sometimes.”

“Oh, sure, sure. Especially when they like you.”

Amelia sighed and held the door open, waving over at the boys before ordering a round of drinks. When she approached, she heard a heavy, bouncing thunk, nearly dropping the drinks. Abigail masked a laugh, taking her drink from Amelia with a sidelong glance. 

“Dude, you cool?” Sam looked over at Sebastian, who was shaking his head. 

“Yeah.. Yeah, my hand slipped. It's stupid. You break.”

Amelia handed Sam his drink and offered Sebastian his. He took it, sighing as she frowned. 

“Did I upset you..?”

Her voice was soft, immediately making Sebastian feel a little guilty. After a moment, he stood back up straighter and offered her an apologetic smile that nearly made her breath catch.

Damn that smile. 

“No, Ames. Sorry. I'm just.. In my own head,” he took a breath, seeming to relax again, “you uh.. You look nice, by the way. Don't often see you out of your overalls.”

A small smirk formed on his lips, a clear sign he is picking on her. She shoved him playfully, the fact that even a smirk sent her heart racing being completely unfair.

Damn THAT smile. 

She went to respond, but caught Abby’s eye. She seemed to be celebrating a win that really wasn't one at all. Unless he told her then she has–

“Ames?”

“Hm? Sorry. I guess it was my turn to get into my own head.”

“Are you alright?” He asked in a low, quiet voice. She met his eyes briefly and felt her cheeks grow warm. Sebastian definitely seemed to notice, shaking his head briefly, “hey, don't feel like you have to tell me, okay? I'm just here if you want to talk or whatever.”

“Thanks Seb… I'm okay though. I just think too much. I'm sorry for spacing out. What were you saying?”

“You're fine. I was asking if you planned to go to the festival tonight?”

Her smile fell as she looked at him, confused. He laughed quietly, from which she ignored the feeling in the pit of her stomach. 

“Someone didn't check her mail this morning. The moonlight jellies come tonight. It's actually kind of cool.”

Amelia dramatically put a hand over her heart, “oh my Yoba… Seb likes a town festival.”

He rolled his eyes, “I liked it last year too,” he paused, his brows knitting together, “oh.. right. You couldn't come.”

“That'll make it more interesting this year.”

“Heh, yeah. I'll be your moonlight jelly guide if you want,” he spoke quietly through this, almost like it was a secret. 

She offered her hand to shake, “you've got a deal,” he laughed as he took her hand, shaking it. Their D20 tattoos beside one another, a natural one and a natural twenty. They both seemed to notice that they were still shaking at the same time, both pulling their hands back. 

“So when should I show up? Do the jellies come on a schedule…?”

Sebastian seemed to consider for a second, “actually, kind of. We all gather around 10pm at the docks.”

Amelia rarely ever saw Sebastian down anywhere even close to the beach. Well, unless… She paused for a moment, her voice soft when she spoke again, “hey, uh, I've seen you out on the pier sometimes in the rain. Can I ask why?”

There was a long pause before he laughed to himself, “it sounds silly, but I go out there to think and contemplate the storms. It's hard to describe.”

“No, I get it. Sometimes when you yourself feel shitty, you find an outlet or some way to think. It's like… A stormcloud over your head so you compare it to the real thing in hopes of understanding your own. Am I even making sense?” She chuckles, shaking her head.

“Oh, you're speaking gibberish for sure. I'm not even sure that those were words. As a matter of fact, I think Harvey might be here if you're stroking out on me,” Sebastian teased, earning another playful shove. 

“You're an ass,” she joked, shaking her head as she laughed. 

He chuckled quietly before answering seriously, “yes, Ames. You made sense. And I appreciate it.”

She glanced up at him, offering a kind smile. 

“Dude, we only have like… 45 minutes before we have to leave. Hey Meels!” Sam called across the pool table. Amelia gave a wave and worked on her drink as she watched the guys playing pool. She couldn't help but notice Seb’s shots were a little off tonight. Almost like he was nervous. 

45 minutes flew by, Seb pocketing the last of the solids and that was game. Sam spoke up, pulling on a thin sweatshirt. 

Shit. Is it going to be cold? I don't have time to run home…

“Let's head out so we get the good spots.”

“Sam, everyone stands in the same spot every year,” Seb retorted, arching an eyebrow. Sam gave a quiet ‘whatever’ before heading toward the door, Abigail in tow. Amelia and Sebastian weren't far behind, walking in a comfortable silence. 

Abigail was mentioning something to Sam before turning. 

“Hey, I was talking to Sam and since my dad is being an ass this year, I'm gonna watch with her so she's not alone,” Abigail started. 

“Hey, that's not a bad idea. My dad didn't want to come tonight and my mom's all torn up because dad didn't wanna come. And Vince is watching with Marnie and Jas. I'll keep her company.”

The two made their way to the end of the pier, looking out over the water. 

“You gonna go hang out with your family too?”

“And leave you alone out here to experience your first jellies alone? Fuck that.”

Amelia smiled, standing beside him as they looked out over the sea. They have maybe about five minutes before the jellies come through. 

“You look cold,” Sebastian commented, his voice softer.

“I suppose I am a little. But I'm okay, I just didn't know that I'd be outside since I didn't check my mail this morning,” she teased, staring at the smirk tugging at the corner of his lips for just a second too long. 

There was a long pause before he spoke again, “do you… Uh… Want my hoodie?”

Amelia blinked, “Seb, I'm really okay. I spent half of last winter without a coat… I'll be okay, I promise.”

Sebastian frowned, looking over at her, “you do have a coat now, right? That must have been horrible.”

Amelia smiled up at him, her expression a mix of amusement and humor, “I do, yes. I bought one at a little shop in Grampleton.”

Before Sebastian could answer, they heard Lewis encourage Vincent and Jas to push out the small boat, signaling the jellies where to come and that it was time. 

“I think it's always my favorite when they come in,” Sebastian commented, his voice very quiet, almost like he didn't want to disturb the silence. 

Amelia smiled over at him, noticing the corner of his lips to turn up into a small smile, sending her heart into a frenzy. She saw the light blue glow, turning to see the swarm of jellies coming in. She hadn't realized she was holding her breath until she heard a quiet ‘holy shit’ beside her. She looked over at Seb, her eyes following his gaze to a jelly much larger than the rest. The large jelly was also a bright green color in comparison to the rest of the standard blues and purples. 

“Seb… Is that the leader or something? It's beautiful…”

Sebastian just stared at the jelly, his mouth agape, “Uh, no, Ames,” he started after a second, 

“the green jelly is super rare and by the looks of it… no one else… Sees…”

They stood in silence and just watched as the green jelly floated idly around their part of the dock. Amelia inhaled, surprised when she felt the warmth of Sebastian’s hand brushing against her own. 

It's an accident. You're standing at the edge of a pier… It's definitely only a–

Her thought was cut short by his little finger tentatively looping around hers, sending her heart into a drum solo that could rival even Abigail’s. She couldn't help but look up at him, only to meet his eyes. As she offers a sweet smile, she's met with one of his she’d never seen before. It seemed to be a fond smile, his eyes, for the first time since she met him, holding no hesitation or fear. 

This smile changed everything. 

[thephoebeyates]

The only time the phrase ‘never judge a book by a cover’ was uttered in the Yates household as Phoebe grew up was usually in reference to the latest boyfriend of her mother, often thinking her daughter’s issue with the man would be his haircut or his taste in dinner-jackets. And not, you know, his overall personality. Everything was important, truly; the inside didn’t necessarily reflect honestly on the outside. And a lot of people were often conned into thinking horrific, gory thrillers were some beachside reads by never exploring beyond the cover. “It’s why I like the concept of those blind dates with a book. All you know is the genre and that’s it. No pretty actors on the front covers to sway you.” Though if Phoebe were to be honest with herself, she could very easily be swayed by an actor she had a crush on being front and center on the book cover. “I think, if this whole writing thing doesn’t pan out, I could make those awful covers. Maybe it can be a joint effort with me and Seb, and we can split the profit.” Whilst she was joking, it wasn’t exactly the worst idea in terms of a business venture. 

“That’s amazing to hear! I’m glad reading is considered cool again.” It definitely hadn’t been in her time, something to pick on when jokes about her mom’s reputation grew old. Of course, Phoebe was convinced it wasn’t necessarily the idea of reading that made her the target of petty bullying, but rather what she read. Classics made her a nerd, Twilight made her a loser. Fanfic made her a freak. “Honestly, I’ve seen quite a few in the library too, and they’re like, a thousand times more respectful than some of the adults I’ve seen there. Oh, I’m thinking of loaning out Feel Free by Zadie Smith? I was talking to one of the writers at the paper who said I’d enjoy essay-style works, get out of my little fiction hole for a bit. Palette cleanser and all that.” It’d help with her writer’s block, allegedly. And no harm in trying it. 

“I don’t know how you can balance two businesses, especially when they’re so different from each other.” She guessed, in a way, the bookstore and the yoga studio had some similarities; both were places of sanctuary, quiet, with resources and means to mindfulness. But at least at the store, Phoebe didn’t need to go into downward dog. “Good headache or bad headache?”

A bookstore was a haven to Nydia. In youth literature and novels of all sorts had been thrust upon her, and no matter the passion and interest, if one is forced to do anything the joy and desire is taken out of it. Nine times out of ten. High society parents feared having a child amount to nothing so the entirety of her young life had been education and ballet. Now, having reclaimed literature for herself, the world of imagination and getting lost in the pages of a book was something she enjoyed far more than most things. What was second to that, for Nydia, was getting to chat about it all with a friend like Phoebe. So much so that she'd felt she'd grown close to the younger woman.

"Nah-uh," she curled her fingers at the cute girl, "let me see." Even if the phone was already tucked back into Phoebe's back pocket Nydia would continue to shake her head an attempt to beckon the device out. Book covers were an art and one that needed to be taken much more seriously in the publishing industry. "You know me and my stance, that whole never judge a book by it's cover is toxic, and incredibly false. It's integral to the novel you have in your hands. Digital or physically, it matters so much. So, movie covers on books..." Nydia blew air in a forceful sigh as a hand went to her hip and the other rested on the counter, eyes fixed on her friend. "They're an abomination."

In fact, Nydia was certain she'd never seen a good one. Any book lover would agree. At least she'd never met one that didn't ignore the movie cover on the shelf and go for the original artwork. If they did then they weren't truly passionate. They just liked to read sometimes. Collectors often took all variations of a novel's cover if it was one of their favorites. Even the foreign covers. Which, Nydia was also guilty of. "I have seen them and," she shrugged, disappointment evident, "as great as this digital age is and all we can do now, I hate it and what it's done to real art." When it came to books she was old fashioned and a stick in the mud about it.

"Business is good. I've had a lot of kids in here over the last month for summer reading. Between the library and school programs I'm pretty happy so many are involved." Back in her day, which wasn't too long ago, most kids would have to be forced into the bookstore and then getting them to actually sit with a book and read? That was a whole different challenge. "Speaking of that, what's on your list this summer?" A bit of a smile took up her expression at the mention of Lotus and Light, a place she'd bought for a girlfriend that became an ex only a year later, that she still held onto. Nydia still wasn't even 100 certain of why. "I think most have realized that it might be too late to achieve that summer figure by now, that place stays busy, though. It gives me a headache most of the time." It had it's good moments, like when she'd witnessed Phoebe attempt yoga.

[until-theend-oftheline]

Idiot Friends and Interrupted Kisses - Part 5: Earth Shattering

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Unplanned Hulk-out, Y/N is pretty savage too. Poor Bucky.    

Squares Filled: This chapter fills Trust on my @goodthingshappenbingo and this entire series covers slow burn for @marvelfluffbingo

Word Count: 1200ish

A/N: This series is written for @barnesrogersvstheworld 3k challenge - I hope you enjoy it Attie.  

Betaed by: @sebs-potato - thank you so much, Ida.

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You had woken up slightly disappointed in yourself that you had fallen asleep before Bucky had returned. You, however, couldn’t help but smile as you found the blanket that had been on your chair the night before was now wrapped around you. The bed still smelled like him too, and it made you not wanna leave.

After snuggling into the pillows for a few minutes longer, you dragged yourself out of bed to get dressed. You knew you had to get back into shape after your injury. Being out of commission for a few weeks and not being able to train had slowed you. You knew that so rather than heading straight for the kitchen like you had for the past couple of weeks you walked towards the gym.

You loved the compound at this time of the day. Everyone was up but not quite awake enough just yet to do much interacting. Except for Sam and Steve of course who had probably already returned from their run, but with any luck, they’d be showering and not bothering you for a sparring session just yet.

Most to your relief the gym was empty so you were free to start your routine however you saw fit. Today you started on the treadmill, before moving on to the weights and finishing off by pounding the boxing bag.

You had worked up a good sweat, but you were still full of energy as you noticed him out the corner of your eye. Bucky was leaning against the doorframe, watching you with a small smile causing you to stop and send him a grin as you struggled to catch your breath.

“A little out of shape there, agent?” Bucky teased you without moving a muscle.

“We can’t all be super soldiers now can we?” You laughed, before stretching your arms over your head, leaning from side to side. You pretended you didn’t notice how Bucky suddenly straightened or how his eyes trailed your body.

His admiring gaze made you feel good. Confident even. You straighten up, letting your eyes meet his with a playful smirk on your face.

“Wanna replace the bag Sergeant? I think it took enough of a beating.”

Bucky raised his eyebrows at you, clearly amused by your challenge as he took a step toward you.

“Depends. What’s in it for me when I kick your ass, doll?” he asked, causing you to laugh.

“First off. You can’t call me doll when you are trying to talk smack, Barnes.” You giggled as you started rewrapping your hands. “How about the loser cooks the other dinner?”

“I’m so ending up with food poisoning,” Bucky fake grumbled as he lifted the rope for you to get in. You playfully slapped his stomach with the back of your hand as you crawled in causing an umpf sound to leave him.

“HEY! I am an excellent cook,” you scolded, grinning as he followed you in.

Bucky didn’t answer, the look he sent you said it all and you stopped grinning, raising your brows at him. He was really pushing his luck this morning.  

“Oh, I really have to kick your ass now,” you warned making Bucky laugh as you got into position.

“Show me what you got, sweetheart,” Bucky challenged with a wink and you instantly felt all your blood rush to your cheeks. Damn him for being so stupidly handsome and annoyingly charming when he wanted to be.

Bucky was a lot bigger, stronger, and faster than you, but Natasha had trained you well. You knew how to use his size to your advantage. Plus you were agile, ducking out of his reach with relative ease.

“Come on Bucky,” you whined after planting a kick to his ribs and punch to his jaw, knocking him slightly off balance.

“Stop taking it easy on me. I’m not gonna break,” you scolded him. “If we are gonna train, fight.”

You saw the doubt in Bucky’s eyes. You knew he was scared of hurting you. The only people you had ever seen him completely let down his guards with while training was Steve, Thor, and Natasha. The latter because she would hand him his ass if he held back and not just in training.

“You’re not gonna hurt me. I trust you.” you gave him an encouraging smile. “Trust me!”

Bucky took a deep breath, clearly stilling himself before refocusing on you again. “Okay. Let’s see what you got, sweetheart.”

Bucky attacked fast and hard and you just barely managed to block one hit before ducking out of the way of the other. You ducked down doing a spin kick, taking his feet out from under him, but he was up as fast as you. An impressed smile lingered on his lips though as he gave you a second to reposition yourself in a defensive stance.

As Bucky attacked again, you grabbed a hold of his metal arm, using it to swing yourself onto his shoulder, but before you could get a punch in you felt yourself falling towards the floor. You landed on your back with Bucky hovering above you pinning both your arms down, smirking down at you.

“You’re spending to much time with Tasha.”

It all happened so fast you didn’t think. You just reacted on instinct, swiftly bending your knee, hitting him in the crotch. Bucky rolled off you with a grunt onto his back and you quickly followed him, placing a hand on his chest as you looked down on him.

“Oh God Bucky. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean too,” you apologized. You felt horrible as Bucky coughed and his color slowly started returning to his face.

“Oh, you’re definitely spending too much time with her,” Bucky mumbled, forcing a smile as he looked up at you. “I’ll live. You won.”

You reached up gently caressing his face. “I feel horrible,” you muttered, not able to look him into the eyes.

Bucky reached up, gently cupping your cheek. “It’s okay. It was fast thinking. I’m impressed,” he assured you.

He gently tugged your hair when you still wouldn’t look at him. “A kiss would make me feel better though,” Bucky smirked and you couldn’t help but giggle when your eyes finally met.

“Is that so?” you playfully teased, moving a little closer.

“Oh most definitely,” Bucky sighed dramatically. “I think it’s the only way I will survive really.”

“Ohmygod. You’re such a drama queen,” you laughed, leaning down to kiss his cheek. “Better.”

“It’s still touch and go.” Bucky grinned up at you and you felt the heat return to your cheeks as you slowly started leaning down. His breath felt hot against your lips and your heartbeat raised as your lips almost touched, when an earth-shattering roar sounded through the facility.

“Hulk out in the east wing. Avengers Assemble,” Steve’s voice sounded over the compound speakers and Bucky groaned letting his head fall back onto the mat. You hid your face against his shoulder, laughing. This was getting ridiculous, but there was nothing you could do about that right now.

You jumped onto your feet, reached down your hand to Bucky, pulling him with you.

“To be continued.” You winked at him before taking off towards the east wing with Bucky hot on your heels, still grumbling about your friends’ horrible timing.

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London Calling - Chapter 1

Cambridge 

Okay, this is my second project. I started writing it in early 2017, one week after I heard about Seb for the first time (yeah, I know I was late). He stole my heart in fifteen minutes and I started writing stuff like this.  So... this is it. 

Songs that inspired this Chapter: 

Piece of my Heart - Janis Joplin

It’s My Life - Bon Jovi

And basically any Queen Song from the first Greatest Hits album.

Summary:

After getting bored of the academic life at the University of Cambridge, young Celine Cadwallader moves to London trying to find new challenges. Meanwhile, international movie star, Sebastian Stan keeps trying to expand his horizons. They will cross paths in a way either of them know.

Cambridge, England. March 2016

It was Celine's last night in Cambridge and her friends had decided to make a special farewell party to her. And that meant drinks, snacks, a bonfire and Charlie's crappy covers of Oasis songs. She had spent the last ten years in Cambridge, nine of them getting two doctorates and the one left working as part of the Faculty of History's Research Team. Life was decently good. She had her friends, a little flat and the perspective of maybe being successful in the field of History. She had two PhDs after all. Well, all of her friends had at least one. But Celine was ambitious and in the last months she had started to feel a bit stuck in Cambridge and had decided to expand her horizons. London seemed to be the best place for a historian. The only downside was that none of her friends were joining her in her adventure. ''I hope you don't end up working as a guide in the Tower of London'' commented Joel, one of Celine's closest friends. ''Explaining stuff to school children''. All of them laughed. It was widely known that Celine wasn't at all fond of kids. ''I already have a job'' she commented, while devouring a couple of Maltesers. ''I'm an assistant at the Spanish Embassy. Better than the school children''. ''And do you have a house?'' asked Amy, another of her friends. ''If you want to call it a house... I prefer to call it 'shoebox' ''. ''In every movie I saw the London adventure doesn't start this way'' added Alize, another member of the group. ''Because life is not a movie and I can't afford a house in Notting Hill or Covent Garden. I guess South London will be my Kensington. At least I can stay in a place with a roof. That's something''. Everyone was very used to Celine's dark sense of humour. ''Promise one thing'' said Charlie, who had stopped strumming his guitar. ''That if you fail in London you'll be back here with us.'' ''Thank you for your faith'' she said with sarcasm. ''But yes, I can promise if by March next year I haven't moved to a nicer place and made at least one friend and gotten a promotion, I'll be back''. ''And also a boyfriend'' added Joel. ''Shut up, idiot, that's out of the question.'' Celine's love life had been completely nonexistent with the exception of a boyfriend she had had nine years ago. They had lasted a week and had gone to only one date. Not that she cared. ''Do you even know where Danny is?'' asked Charlie, referring to Celine's old boyfriend. Honestly, Celine had no idea. She had even forgotten how he looked like. ''I know.'' said Joel, who knew everything about everybody. He was Cambridge's King of gossip. ''He graduated and now he's a doctor in County Durham. And he's married''. ''BORING'' shouted Celine and Charlie. ''Yeah, because is so much better to live in a room in South London'' debated Amy with sarcasm. ''And being a proud member of the Fellowship with no Rings, that you invented and has three members: Charlie, Joel and you''. ''At least is exciting'' Celine defended herself. ''It's London, baby. And my Fellowship is great''. After that the conversation shifted to some other topics like the government, the upcoming Glastonbury festival that they were not attending and the next nerd movies they were going to see. Celine wasn't included in the last topic as she was clueless about almost everything that was trendy. ''...I can't wait for Captain America: Civil War'' said Amy. ''Captain America vs Iron Man. That movie is going to destroy Batman v Superman''. ''Sebastian Stan!'' yelled Alize. ''I'm in whatever team he's in''. ''Team Cap, of course'' said Joel, rolling his eyes. As Celine didn't know any of these people she just stared at the fire. Thankfully the conversation switched to football. ''If Real Madrid gets to the Champion's League final, we'd go to London and see the match together. Like in 2014'' proposed Joel. Celine's eyes lit up. ''That was the most crazy and best day ever''. ''It's getting cold'' moaned Amy. ''I guess we should make Joel pay his bet and let's go inside and sing some karaoke'' said Charlie. Between them they were all the time betting and the loser had to have his or her underwear burnt in the next bonfire. Celine was glad that she had never lost one of these bets. ''Celine, if you want to do the honours...'' Joel threw his underwear at Celine's feet. ''You're leaving tomorrow. Damn, this is painful. I'm talking about the underwear. They're Calvin Klein''. Charlie laughed. ''Yeah, Calvin Klein that you bought on the street market''. ''It's what this humble Doctor in astrophysics can afford''. he sounded affected but he obviously wasn't. ''Celine, make sure your London boyfriend that you don't have yet wears real Calvin Kleins not this pitiful imitation'' Charlie remarked. Celine just rolled her eyes and grabbed a stick to throw Joel's underwear into the fire. There was no way she was going to touch it. ''This is for never growing up!'' yelled Celine, throwing the underwear into the fire. The other four cheered her.

Half an hour later they were far from tired and all them were into a karaoke competition. It was Celine's turn and she was 'singing' Janis Joplin's Piece of my heart with Joel who was singing the backing vocals. ''OH COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON AND TAKE IT, TAKE IT! TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART NOW, BABY OH OH BREAK IT! BREAK ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART, DARLING, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HAVE A! HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART NOW BABY! YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!'' ''This may be the best musical duet since John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in Grease singing You're the one that I want.'' Charlie commented to Alize and Amy. ''They are going to leave me deaf'' complained Alize. ''It could be worse.'' said Amy. ''I'm not saying that Celine is the next Beyonce but she sings better than she cooks. Charles, I'm worried. I don't know how she's going to survive out there with such poor house skills. The woman has two doctorates but she can't feed herself properly''. ''Relax, Amy. She'll be okay. Celine's made of iron. Apart from that if the London adventure doesn't work out for her, she'll be back with us''. When Celine and Joel finished their song, it was Charlie and Amy's turn. ''I promised I was not going to drink but I don't think that a beer will do much damage'' she told Joel and Alize. ''You know what you're doing, Celine Elizabeth'' Joel smiled and handed her a beer. ''Remember you're leaving early tomorrow'' Alize warned her. A beer might not have been much to a normal person but for Celine it was like drinking a bottle of vodka. She had alcohol intolerance and a sip of a strong drink could leave her singing on the table with no shame. That was something that had happened many times before. They finished the night dancing to Charlie and Amy's horrendous karaoke version of Bon Jovi's It's My Life.

The next morning it was clear that Alize had been right and Celine shouldn't have drank. At nine am she was standing in the platform of the train station with the rest of the group, ready to leave to London. She looked terrible, pale and had to wear sunglasses to cover the bags under her eyes and a hood to cover her messy hair. ''Okay, I'll see you guys soon.'' the only thing she wanted was to be on her seat and sleep. The trip wasn't very long unfortunately. ''We're just 50 minutes away, it's not that you're leaving to... Manhattan'' said Charlie. ''Don't be a jackass'' warned her Amy. ''If you meet Tom Hiddleston by some chance, hook up with him and tell me all about it'' said Alize making Celine roll her eyes. ''Get a boyfriend!'' yelled Joel and she showed him the middle finger. ''Goodbye, idiots!'' shouted Celine. ''See you when I'm a millionaire!''

50 minutes later she was taking a taxi from King's Cross to South London. She had been in London many times before so she knew exactly where everything was. Pr almost everything. The neighbourhood where she was going to live wasn't exactly very nice but at least it wasn't a red zone. And it had a Greggs a block away. Brilliant. After paying the cab she went towards the building. It looked very similar to the Number 12 of Grimmauld Place in the Harry Potter series. Except from the magical stuff. In less than ten minutes Celine met the landlady (a lively Scottish woman with a thick accent) who guided her to her 'flat'. It looked more like a room with a bathroom with a bed and small table that had a kettle. At least it had a window. ''Darlin', the kettle and the mattress are brand new and they are yours to keep. When you move you can take them with you''. A free kettle and a mattress. Sweet. ''Thank you so much Mrs. Donaldson.'' ''Anytime, Doctor Cadwallader''. After she left her alone, Celine started tiding the place and placing her few belongings wherever she could. She had left more things in Cambridge with the hope that Joel would take good care of them for the moment. She made the bed, put her clothes under it, stored the bathroom with some essentials, placed her Macbook beside the kettle and stored some snacks and cookies in any place she could. Yeah, it wasn't so bad. It wasn't very different from the first dorm she had had at Cambridge. It was good for starters. She had been lying face down on the bed for quite a while when her phone rang. It was Joel who was texting her. 'Celine Elizabeth, if you fail in London your underwear is burnt in the next bonfire'.

The Cast:

Sophie Skelton from Outlander is more or less how I imagine  Celine. She looks strong and smart at the same time.

Ben Hardy aka Bo Rhap’s Roger Taylor as Joel

Alberto Rosende aka Simon in Shadowhunters ( I LOVE him) as Charlie:

Mandip Gill aka Yazmin (from the latest season of Doctor Who, that is awesome btw) as Amy.

And Freema Agyeman aka Martha Jones from Doctor Who (I loved Martha and Doctor 10 so much my heart hurts) as Alize.

I don’t know why I do stuff like this but  I love casting people.

And I’m just setting up the story so I won’t introduce Mr. Stan yet because it’ll make no sense. I’m sorry but you’ll have to wait a lil. 

P.S- If someone wants to be tagged, just ask me. 

Tag: @delicatecapnerd, because you askem me ;)

Just comment, like if you want and thanks for reading.

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He probably stops in the middle of the street to look at stars because he’s a loser