#lugnut x blitzwing

[zcaleddragon]

BLITZNUT shipart

Yeah sorry for not posting for a hot while lately but to make up for the late post I decided to feed the other...10 or so blitznut shippers !!!

I also made a ship edit but it's not really that good since this is probably like the first ever ship edit I've made as far as I've known

I hope I'll be able to post more soon but in the meantime, I'll continue to silently suffer and wish for blitznut content while struggling to draw lugnut's proportion.

[blitznut]

💜I love this page, bc there is BlitzNut is here

[bluebloodedbug]

here, have some food* (affectionate)

*food = blitznut content

eat up :^)

[transformers-spike]

Do you have any headcanons for what the TFA autobots and decepticon's sparklings look like?

rn I have stuff for Decepticon sparklings

They give big uncanny valley vibes by Cybertronian standards. Instead of looking like tiny protoforms, they're tiny versions of their sires with underdeveloped armor, faded colors and a disturbingly fleshy texture

They're blind for the first week or so, utterly defenseless and very confused. They make tiny squeaks at this age, and they're still experimenting with their EM fields, which means bothering every bot around them at 3AM for no reason other than demanding attention

It's hard for me to fully make them ugly-cute (except maybe Lugnut's because what the fuck is that thing (affectionate)) - but they look... so much worse fresh out of the oven

Even if humans find them adorable (it's the oxytocin we feel whenever we see something with baby proportions/features) - bots find the sparklings pretty ugly (imagine your partner giving birth to a bunch of mole-rat-looking-things)

[transformersxreader]

TFA Yandere Megatron x Femme Reader (Part 2)

(Y/n) lets out a low groan feeling her head heavy, she felt movement and was staring at the floor she thinks.

Then it hits her.

She was being carried by lockdown with no problem, lifting her head a bit she noticed where she was.

"No. No! No! Let go!! Please!!"

(Y/n) begins to wiggle and fight back with all the energy she had at the moment, lockdown stops his walking adjusted (Y/n) on his shoulder as a warning for her. But she didn't listen struggling again.

"LET ME GO! You are mistaken!! Please! No! I can't!!"

Lockdown doesn't listen and continues down the dark hallways leading to the throne room.

Once the large doors opens to reveal megatron sitting on his throne his red optics shining bright in the dark room.

Lockdown grabs (Y/n) up to show he indeed found her to megatron, who slowly gets up from his throne.

(Y/n) with fear in her eyes began to struggle and cry out. Once megatron was close enough to grab (Y/n), (Y/n) halted and looks up, he was smiling.

"I-uh."

"Lockdown, go see blitzwing for your payment."

And with that lockdown leaves, leaving you both alone in the throne room.

Megatron places (Y/n) down gently, grabbing ahold of her hands breaking the cuffs she had. (Y/n) flinch hearing the cuffs hit the floor with a loud bang.

"You certainly gave me and our decepticons a scare, they're all going to be thrilled to see you safe and sound."

(Y/n) looks away from his gaze, her arms wrap around herself nervously, (Y/n) was trying to find the right words but before she could speak, megatron cuts her off.

"As for this little game of yours, it's finally over."

Megaton lifts (Y/n) chin up

"Did you have fun? Did you get everything out of your system?"

(Y/n) couldn't reply back to megatron

"Uh..."

"Good, good. Everyone is so relieved."

Megatron smiles wickedly making (Y/n) concern for her well being, she didn't see the other larger bot coming from behind and injecting her with a small sleeping virus.

(Y/n) felt the harsh sting that travel through her body looking back in surprise to see the one eye decepticon.

"S-shockwave?....."

(Y/n) felt her body become heavy, leaning back trying to catch herself but felt someone else catching her. Leaning towards the larger body, Megatron sighs lifting up (Y/n) carefully carrying her off.

"Welcome home my dear."

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Shockwave was typing away looking at the screen to make sure everything was set, (Y/n) was lying peacefully on an operating table. Shockwave looks back to (Y/n) sighing coming closer to the sleeping femme. Gently caressing her face,

"I'm glad you're safely back with us (Y/n). You gave our lord a scare."

There a a long pause

"Lord Megatron punch down a whole new hallway when he heard the news of you had escaping."

Shockwave moves to grab a small extension cord to connect to the side of (Y/n) head, hearing a satisfying click and begins to work. Shockwave laughs to himself quietly, speaking out

"You should have seen lugnut, he was so devastated hearing his queen has escape."

Shockwave took a moment to himself knowing well (Y/n) wasn't going to answer.

"Don't worry my queen, you are in good hands."

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"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

(Y/n) lifted up her upper body, her arms coming to her face, she looked around the room.

Oh.

(Y/n) tried to restrain herself from grabbing her face on damaging it, she felt as it would help her to disappear from this nightmare, loud stomping steps catches her attention,looking up to the large door that slide open to reveal.

"MY QUEEN! Are you alright?!"

(Y/n) optics widen, then without a second she cries out,

"L-lugnut!"

Lugnut quickly comes to her side letting her cry on his shoulders, trying to pat her back gently as to not hurt her with his size.

"There, there my queen. Let out your pain."

(Y/n) leans more closer to lugnut, letting out screams and cries, lugnut stays quiet. After what felt like forever, lugnut looks down to (Y/n) noticing something new.

"My queen! Your optics! They're exquisite!"

(Y/n) was confused touching her optics then rushing to a mirror, letting out a loud gasp. She slowly leans more closer making sure she was seeing right.

"I.......i..."

"Now you are truly perfect my dear~"

A smooth voice echos out catching (Y/n) and lugnut by surprise, lugnut kneeling down to his lord. (Y/n) kept her stance looking at megatron through the mirrors reflection. Megatron walks closer to her grabbing ahold of her arms, spinning her around to face him.

"(Y/n) my dear~ I believe a celebration for your return is in the works, don't you agree?"

(Y/n) doesn't respond letting Megatron continue, grabbing a hold of (Y/n) so roughly

"Look at me when I'm speaking to you."

(Y/n) felt something inside herself, she could feel all her anger and frustration coming together. (Y/n) knew deep down she had to release this anger somehow.

"As I was say-!"

'SLAP'

Megatron flinch feeling a small pain on his cheek, (Y/n) hand was shaking realizing what she has done, but she kept a stern look. Megatron touched the cheek that (Y/n) strike, not even glancing at her stood up straight turn to leave."

"Lugnut with me."

Lugnut looks to megatron then to (Y/n) giving her a bow, following his lord out the room, hearing a loud click.

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Megatron continues to walk down the long hallway quietly, lugnut nervously following behind him. Once arriving to the throne room, everyone stood up straight and saluted their lord. Starscream smiles to megatron and bows

"My liege I see you have return from visiting lady  (Y/n), how is she settling?"

Lugnut took a step back making everyone else see his actions and also copying lugnut, stepping back slowly. Starscream looks up confused, a loud crash startles them all seeing megatron begins to throw and trash the throne room. Megatron leaving large dents on the walls and taking apart his own throne chair, everyone watches in fear not daring to stop him. Megatron then halts his attacks slowly walking up to (Y/n) throne chair, taking a big breath, moving his fists to remove any debris left on his hands. Turning around to face his loyal followers, speaking out to himself.

"I truly am a lucky mech."

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Thanks so much for reading ✨

I’m truly sorry if I’m lacking on updates, I just got a new job and I’m trying to settle in with this new change, hope y’all understand 🙂‍↕️

Again thanks u guys for reading and leaving amazing responses to my work, it really means a lot 🥹

Peace ✌️

[chippa44444]

Yandere type of TFA characters3

Warnings: dark content, yandere.

Decepticons

Megatron: Brainwashing, manipulative type.

"You are fine as long as you are by my side" he tells the person he likes, using his dignity, charisma, and eloquence to brainwash them into dependence. This is just my personal imagination, but among all the previous Megatrons, there is no image of him using violence to subjugate others, so he does not use violence at all, but due to mental abuse, the person becomes mentally weak and is completely imprinted with the idea that they cannot live without him and are happy to be with him.

Starscream: Sadistic, delusional.

He arbitrarily assumes you're his lover and approaches you, saying, "Of course you're happy being with me, right?" But when you refuse, he takes it the way he likes and says, "Are you embarrassed because I'm such a great lover? What a cute guy." And if you refuse and upset him, he gets violent and says, "You know what happens when you refuse me, right?" The sudden change from a grinning smile to a cold, serious expression is enough to make you tremble in fear. He could be a good lover if you just keep him happy (although the fact that he's a yandere makes it seem impossible).

Blitzwing: Stalker, Manipulator, Sadist.

Icy knows everything about the person she likes, and closes in on them by saying, "I'm the only one for you," and if they refuse, Hothead will threaten them or their family and friends with violence, saying, "CAN’T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?!" After that, Random will express his affection by biting them until blood (Energon) comes out, saying, "Sorry! I really want to eat you! I love you so much! Hahaha!", with no idea if he's joking or serious (probably serious). His attitude and personality change depending on his mood, so you'll be frightened by the unpredictable fear.

Lugnuts (Please leave the wife aside this time…): Worship, villain extermination type.

Similar to the worship and reverence he has for Megatron. In fact, it's almost the same. He mercilessly crushes, destroys, and kills his enemies, saying, "I'll eliminate everyone who gets in my way." Although he won't touch anyone he has feelings for, he should be prepared to sacrifice all his family and acquaintances.

Blackarachnia: Manipulation and dual addiction.

With skillful speech, she manipulates the person she likes into falling in love with her. She also shows weakness from the past by saying "Don't leave me behind…!!!" to make the other person feel guilty and unable to escape.

Shockwave: Indifferent to possessive, obsessive type.

He seems indifferent to the reader because he is devoted to Megatron, but once he becomes obsessed, he kidnaps and imprisons. There are no warning signs until he is kidnapped, and he is so well prepared that the person he loves thinks, "You think you can escape from me…? You idiot," and he has no chance to escape and becomes his. There are also hand and foot chains and collars!

Lockdown: Obsessive, stalker type.

A completely prey-predator relationship. They will relentlessly pursue the other person until they give in. They want to get everything they want, and the more the other person they like runs away, the more they burn with passion, saying, "I'm not going to give up until you're mine!"

Soundwave: Brainwashing and obsession type born of love and hate.

If the person he is in love with is a human or an Autobot, he will reject them at first, regarding them as an enemy, but he gradually becomes obsessed with them, and will use his powers to brainwash them into staying by his side, telling them "Follow Soundwave!" The person he is in love with will be brainwashed into the happiest state in the universe with Soundwave until he dies.

Swindle: Manipulative, disguised as devotion.

They give their loved one special treatment, such as expensive things, the best environment, and things they really want, and they influence the people around them in various ways to make the other person feel isolated, making them dependent on them by saying, "You're happy as long as I'm the only one, right?"

[blitznut]

💜Happy Easter day, Catholic and Orthodox siblings

bunnies..

[smoked-salmon-official]

HELLO??? HIS ARM AROUND BLITZY?? AM I ALONE IN SHIPPING THEM

[sometimes-you-write]

[ Look at my DNI before interacting with my blog, please ]

[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Human Reader ]

*You are friends with the Autobots on earth and, because of that, Starscream kidnapped you as a bargaining chip to get Sari's key, but you were able to escape on your own*

Starscream: … Lugnut, Blitzwing.

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

Starscream: Where is the human?!

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

Blitzwing (Icy): We will only tell you if you promise not to get angry.

Starscream: *takes a deep breath* I promise not to get angry.

*Blitzwing's face switch*

Blitzwing (Hothead): Lugnut lost them!

Lugnut: Yeah, I… what?!

Starscream: …

*Starscream goes from shocked to downright angry and he leaves the room, a second later the sound of a supersonic scream and glass shattering can be heard*

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

*Starscream comes back looking furious*

Starscream: How… do you lose… a human?!

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

*Blitzwing's face switch again*

Blitzwing (Random): You forget to cherish them!

*Starscream screams in frustration and leaves the room*

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

*Blitzwing's face switch back*

Blitzwing (Icy): It also doesn't help they are very small.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

Hello! I have a request for you to try out.

May I ask for some HCs involving [TFA] Blitzwing with a Cybertronian![Reader] [Gender Neutral] [PLATONIC] who is like Moon Knight from the Marvel franchise?

[Prompt]: Moon Knight![Reader] is a Triple-Changer who also has different personalities/faces (equivalents of Marc Spector, Steven Grant and Jake Lockely) they rotate every now and then. They defected (by their own will) from the Decepticons many cycles ago and are now assigned with Team Prime as hired help/protection (as a Neutral who still kept their war-frame). One day, the Decepticons were scheming something and the team tried to stop them. [Reader] joins in to help their teammates and they face their old friend, Blitzwing. The two Triple-Changers fought each other and afterwards, they decided to secretly meet up in a secluded area to catch up.

[BONUS]: They have an installed program in their processor called “Khonshu” as a subconscious for the [Reader]. They can only see and hear him, but nobody else can (annoying a$$ pigeon /j).

[TFA] ☆ "CATCH UP?" Blitzwing HCs

this was unique! i liked writing this, A LOT. mostly because i love Moonknight. i don't consider myself a huge Marvel fan but there are certain characters i enjoy. i basically had to build up Moonknight!Reader, no real names mentioned other than the names for the personalities of the reader

scenario: an old friend returns on the opposite side and Blitzwing isn't sure on what feel about it, at all. cue a short reunion.

warnings: mentions of war related trauma, DID.

note: i'm going lore accurate here and according to lore, it was Blackarachnia who was responsible for the existence of triple changers! @swiftyangx12 helped me out with getting names for the personalities— they are based off of Egyptian mythology! taking the idea of Moonknight to its roots :3

I <3 DEEPLY PPLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS!!!!

BACKSTORY:

You have had many reasons to leave the Decepticons in all honesty by this point. All this floating around in space in search of the Allspark had made you sick back then but it was only the beginning of everything. It all started with that techno-organic and ex-Autobot Megatron found and then recruited into the Decepticon ranks, the bot who went by the name Blackarachnia.

Back then, you didn't really trust this Autobot turned Decepticon, even if Megatron said she would be 'valuable'. Coat turners cannot ever be trusted but you came to trust of her after she successfully managed to help Shockwave craft a fake persona to infiltrate the Autobot ranks... which is why when the notion of "Triple Changers" were put forth onto the table by that spider, you agreed to be experimented on after Lord Megatron asked for your and Blitzwing's compliance to this project.

Worst mistake of your life.

Because now, you're no even sure who is the real you. You've been split into three:

Sesh, a kind-heart & soft-spoken bot who usually grants people whatever they want as long as its in their abilities and can be done so ethically. A good face to put on during a meeting or an interview but ultimately, a bit of a pushover. A goody-two-shoes.

Ahati, a much more manageable personality who is often much more distant from others. A jerk, not as polite as Sesh but still carries some kind of guilty conscious and is social.

Isfet, no one talk about Isfet, they are locked away at all costs. A personification of violence, Isfet is a lot more practical but unethical without any kind of guilty conscious whatsoever.

The Triple Changer Experiments have a side-effect of fracturing your processor to an unbelieve extent which Blackarachnia so conveniently left out to you and Blitzwing, you might as well consider yourself to be one of her victims so really, it wasn't a surprise that you left but it was to Blitzwing. You've known each other for stellar-cycles--- you were comrades--- lived together in run down outposts with other fellow Decepticons when the war was at its worst.

Your relationship with Blitzwing was deeply platonic and personal and only got deeper after who Ahati describes as 'a turncoat wrench' did to the two of you.

It wasn't just a betrayal of the Cause; to him, it was a lot more personal... even if he knew damn well that you had no intentions of hurting him in the slightest at all. If anything, it was a reasonable defection.

So when you came to Earth at the request of a 'secret contact' to protect an Autobot team, you came as soon as you could the moment you found out Blackarachnia would be there thanks to your built in assistance program KH0N5HU. It was initially built to help you stabilize the personality switches and keep Isfet at bay but so far, the damn bird has been nothing more than a nuisance living in your helm. Literally.

You've been living on the run for so long... Sesh think that you need all the shanix you could get plus, Ahati feels like getting back at the spider was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Prowl hired you, he knew you from a friend of a friend but instead of landing in Detroit where you were supposed to be, you landed face first into Cairo, Egypt and was there until you finally managed to locate Detroit...

The call was from an Autobot spacebridge repair ship out of all things. You have no idea what the hell a Cyberninja is doing aboard a repair ship but gain, you're not surprised he always whined about your attitude when he himself was no better (in your opinion).

But during the fight you finally showed up to kick 'Con aft, Blitzwing saw you there, none of his sides knew what to feel.

ICY:

— He isn't saying a word to you, trying to focus on striking you down but with how the other personalities are warring to get control so that they could give you a piece of their mind. Ahati is trying to get some kind of response from him but Icy is trying his damn hardest to grip the control.

— He has no remorse, even though memories of sleepless nights in run down barracks with you and the other soldiers do come into the forefront of his processor. You left the Decepticons, he owes you nothing. You betrayed him them. He tries not to think about any of this, knowing damn well that Hothead would then switch over to take control.

— Icy is more intelligent when compared to his counterparts. He knows your weaknesses and your strengths, he's analysed them long ago. While you do have a few new tricks up your metaphorical sleeve, Icy knows your personalities, how you would react. He knows its only Ahati & Isfet who manages themselves well on the battlefield so he tries his best to bring out Sesh.

— But good old Ahati is proving to be a problem. Their quips and snarky remarks might trigger a switch. Speaking of which, Icy makes a mental note of how you seem to be a lot more controlled in your switches. How its actually taking quite a bit to bring Sesh out. Have you found a way to keep yourself in-check? He's tempted to ask. But he doesn't dare to.

— Icy's sense of duty always stands above his emotions so once he manages to bring out Sesh by decided to try and shoot one of his ice-shots at a vulnerable human. The compassionate Sesh could no longer stand idle and came out almost immediately, you sprang to take the shot for the defenceless organic, the literal jerk within you was screaming on the inside because now, your compassion has turned you frozen on the spot. Literally. At least the human got away..?

Your pedes are frozen to the ground and Icy is standing barely a few feet away, you're trying your best to somehow break the ice and free yourself before Icy could get any closer to land, what could be, a killing blow. You could try to shoot the ice, you do have a blaster in your servos but its not like you can move them. You're stuck. The risk isn't worth it, you assess—Sesh had always been more intuitive and considerate than the others, selfless in a way but naively so. Speaking of naïve, this rules out every option you currently have other than talking it out with your fellow Triple Changer; with how everyone is too occupied with that lumbering oaf Lugnut, you doubt they could come to your aid and you wouldn't blame them. They don't have war-frames, just an ordinary spacebridge repair crew pushed to do the extraordinary and combat Decepticons. You have no expectations here. Icy's figure looms closer, you're running out of time. He stands before you with absent warmth in his gaze, he's as cold as his name says he is. You may not actually survive this... there's no telling "You have made your choice, Autobot." He says, you've never seen Icy so cold before.. "I'm not an Autobot, I get paid to do this..." You mumble knowing it wouldn't do you any favours.

But just when you thought your fate was sealed.

RANDOM:

— "HELLO ZHERE OLD FRIEND!!!" Random was begging, trying his hardest to gain control the moment he saw you on the field! It was a surprise but a welcome one, for him at least. Maybe not to the other two but he was ecstatic! Icy is the dominant personality so it was not easy to get the reigns.

— Random is fighting off the other two as hard as he can to keep control, it is not proving to be easy in the slightest. But for once in your life, Random maintaining control might just save your spark here because the other two are certainly not happy to see your face.

— Random looks at the memories with you fondly. One of the only 'Cons who could match his insanity prank for prank. The unpredictable duo. The two of you were iconic. He cherishes them in a way; he still remembers that one time when you shouted "RANDOM SCRAP, GO!" in the middle of a particularly intense battle just to throw whatever was in your subspace at stunned Autobot forces. Craziest part was, it worked.

— He may or may not have missed you, there's very little Triple Changers around and even lesser ones who he can actually get along with.

"RANDOM!!!" Ahati has seized control from Sesh. This side of you had always preferred Random over the other two, it was ironic in a way how the jerk preferred the prankster, Hothead was alright but only when it came to poking and teasing him. "It has been far too long! How was your vacation???" Random giggles uncontrollably. "I can see you are a little stuck, friend!" He's laughing hysterically now. He is trying his hardest to keep control here. "Yeah, yeah... Very funny, Random." A golden opportunity has just presented itself, quite literally materialized before your optics with this personality switch. Random was a mixed pit of balls, he just did whatever he felt like; it didn't matter if it was duty or his emotions— if he wanted to do something, he did it because for Random, it was all about impulses "You're right. It is not funny." His jack-o-lantern face turns to look at you in the optics, his optics boring into yours for a moment as he holds back laughter. "ITS HYSTERICAL!!!" He continues laughing, rolling on the floor as you stand there. You just sigh, he hasn't changed a bit. "I wanted to catch up with you but you're frozen! You cannot pay catch!" He continues his mad musings You're not sure what a game of catch has to do with catching-up but this is Random you're speaking to, you don't dare question it. You're well aware of Blitzwing's triggers by now; Icy is usually in control, Hothead takes over when emotional or distressed and Random spawns in spontaneously whenever he feels like it. Its risky, but its the only shot you have before Icy can take control again. Your optics narrow onto the hysterically laughing and currently rolling on the floor Random. "I mean, we could... catch up, if you want to?" You shoot your shot, it might work. Besides, he suggested it. It might work... or you could be pushing your luck. And it just so turned out, you were pushing your luck.

HOTHEAD:

— "YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN HANG OUT AFTER ABANDONING US???" Your spark basically sank when you saw the switch, Random as your gamble to be a ticket out was severely miscalculated to say the least. Hothead looks angry, mad at the fact you would even dare to show your face here.

— He is the representation of Blitzwing's emotional side so out of them all, surprisingly, he is the one who feels the most amount of mixed feelings. While Icy choses not to be concerned & Random who... really doesn't care but still thinks of you as his old best friend, Hothead is torn apart right at the middle. All the feelings of betrayal, anger & even sadness brews from him

— Hothead and you never really had a good relationship to say the least, at least with Ahati given how that side of you was basically a professional rage-baiter when it came to annoying him... Unfortunately, you might have to switch back to the personality which put you in this situation, Sesh had a way with words and was generally better at calming bots down out of all three personalities. You do not want to risk getting on Hothead's bad side.

"No... Hothead, you know I left because-" Your tone is softer in an effort to get to him and save your own aft, still stuck to the ground with the damn ice all over your pedes holding you in place. "YOU LEFT US! END OF STORY!" His thick German accent leaves no room for you to speak, aiming his heat cannons right at you and you're not sure from where but just as you thought he was going to flambé you. The mere fact that you left is a personal attack to him, to your friendship, to the very memory he had of you. It was no surprise that Hothead would be deeply emotional about this, anger in and of itself is an emotion "OH, COME ON!" Ahati grows impatient, this isn't the first time you and Blitzwing had this conversation. The frustration was never ending. "THAT SPARKDAMNED CONNIVING ARACHNID TURNED US INTO A FRAGGIN' FREAK SHOW AND YOU KNOW IT!" You shout, knowing it would fall to switched-off audio receptors but you really can't control the rage. "AND THE BEST PART? MEGATRON DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SCRA-" A shot, Hothead tries to take the shot but it seems Prowl noted you were in trouble and came your way, leaving the others to deal with Lugnut for the time being to give him a good kick on the backstruts, making his shot land right on the over over your frame instead of melting your face off. His firey shot melts off the ice. Serves Blitzwing right. Prowl shoots you a glare, the mech didn't hire you to get cozy with an old accomplice, he hired you to protect his team. And so far, you're not really doing a good job. You really thought you could get to him. Maybe you were the fool. Maybe you should take your job more serious but you really couldn't bring yourself to do that. KH0N5HU is trying his darn hardest to keep Isfet at bay with the mere mention of Blackarachnia. "I didn't wanna do this."

AFTER THE BATTLE:

— He's even more conflicted than before; he's heard those point so, so many times from you but he always chose not to believe it. What the Decepticons fought for was bigger than him, it wasn't like they were serving Megatron's selfish ambitions alone... He refuses to have the seed of doubt to be sown into his mind.

— However, as he's fixing himself up after that fight, he realizes that you still seem to... care in a way. Even if you totally kicked his skid plate. In a way, Blitzwing could be some sort of... weakness to you. After all, you tried to actually talk your way out (or at least attempted to) and the version of you he was so familiar with would have NEVER thought of such a thing. Perhaps time had changed you. Or maybe... you just cared more than you should.

— Either way, its a weakness he would exploit. Perhaps, he could attempt to talk you in to re-joining... Megatron would be thrilled. It would make their job on Earth so, so much more easier or so Icy surmises.

— Its foolish but its clear you would have no hostility towards him as long as he doesn't try attacking you... or those Autobots you seem so keen on protecting; they must have hired you without doubt... You wouldn't have fought as hard as you did otherwise.

— Blitzwing decides to use his old encrypted communicator. Perhaps you could still receive a message from him... Who knows. Its worth a shot. Hothead tried to crush the old thing but he could never really bring himself to do so.

— You're at the run down excuse of an AutoBase, being a prick to Prime as usual and out of nowhere, you're getting a notif on your ancient communicator.

— No way. Its Blitzwing? What does that stubborn bastard want now? "Gimme a minute." You say, flippant as ever as you walk outside the base, your attention solely fixated on your communicator after being a pain in the aft. You didn't want to risk having the more... nosy employers (bumblebee or bumblebot as you so fondly call him) put their helms where it doesn't belong.

— Sesh is rather happy that he's reaching out, it might be a good chance. Ahati on the other hand, isn't very pleased; this is the first time he'd ever sent any sort of message! He had years but chose now? What an audacious-

— You ended up going to the meet up after a lot of internal debate, way too much thinking (you're pretty sure you might have overheated your processor but the thing's already damaged so-) and without a single outsider opinion either. You'd rather leave out this ragtag team from your personal stuff. Besides, you had that sparkdamn bird in your helm telling you what's best for you as if it knew anything.

— Its in the middle of nowhere so... its reassuring. He wouldn't try to bait you with humans. You just hope its not a trap but knowing Blitzwing, it could be anything. Though, you doubt he'd really bring anyone with him... he sure as Pit wouldn't bring along Blackarachnia despite whatever her status is for obvious reasons the two of you know first hand, Blitzwing isn't insane enough to bring Starscream given everything you'd just found out about old Screamer from rest of the team... so that leaves Lugnut. And Lugnut might actually burst a fuse at the mere mention of your designation so definitely not him. Which leaves... literally no one.

— Besides, even if it does end up in a fight, you're pretty through with Blitzy's move set given you've sparred for years and fought alongside each other. You're confident you could deal with this easily. KHON5HU tried to convince you but again, you argue with his voice in your helm and succeed.

— Blitzwing honestly didn't think you'd show up but he is glad that you did, Icy stays in charge despite the others trying to take control.

"Ah. You are finally here." Icy says, he was starting to think you wouldn't show up. Blitzwing honestly didn't think you would come up here. "Not gonna lie, I didn't think you'd take my offer on catching up." You say, unsure of what else to say. Icy stands there with the usual, neutral look on his face "I'm delighted, Blitz. But uh..." Your trained optics study him carefully, narrowed. You've known him what you might as well call your entire life and he's usually not the type to invite a perceived enemy over for a chat. "How do I know you're not gonna just freeze me and take the kill?" Its a valid question, Icy can understand where you're coming from but before he could really say anything.. "If I wanted you gone, zhat would've happened long ago!" Hothead says, for once, there's some control in his voice. As if he's holding back which was enough for you to understand that the mech truly did mean it. But he doesn't look at you in the optics, even with the visor, its awfully clear. Its like he doesn't want to confront you but at the same time... "I wonder what old Megsy would feel about this." There's a bitterness in your tone as you speak of your once-upon-a-time leader and Icy takes back control at the mention of the bot. There's a stiffness to his posture, he is always rigid but if you didn't know any better... it almost seemed as if he was nervous. "He does not know of this meeting." He says, a bit quieter but as sternly as ever. You're... more than just a little shocked to be honest. Blitzwing was pretty much someone you'd call a lapdog. "Whatever happened to the 'loyal soldier' scrap?" You fold your servos across you chassis. "How flattering!" Random giggles uncontrollably as he walks closer towards you, his servos up as if he's about to give you a hug. You tense up visibly, you think he's actually going to attack you but instead, before you could really do anything, Random pounces on you and wraps you tight in a hug, knocking the air right out of your vents as his servos has you trapped. Its like he's trying to crush you in his embrace! You swore you heard your endoskeleton crack! "Blitz... LET ME GO!!!" Sesh takes over, your trying to pull Random off of you but its no use. He's glued onto you. Random had no concept of personal space anyway. "I am just trying to properly greet an old friend again, ja?" He violently giggles as he tightens his grip. Oh, brother... "Unbelievable!"

— Soon enough, the two of you actually catching up. There's many topics to discuss and you two have changed a lot over the years. You just hope nothing serious happens back on base...

zawg this req took forever and i sincerely apologize to everyone who's requests i havent done yet!!! but enjoy MoonKnight!Reader for the time being. have some fun facts abt MoonKnight!Reader:

When they argue with KH0N5HU, it seems as if they're arguing with some invisible voice because the bird is a program you've downloaded into your processor to help regulate your personality switches because for each switch, there's a gap in your memory for all the personalities which weren't active.

Memory gaps are a common occurrence for individuals with DID. I think this does apply to TFA Blitzwing because we never once see him get embarrassed or react badly to one of his personalities in the whole show. Not a lot of evidence to go about but it would make sense, he also cannot communicate with any of his other personalities.

So the whole team thinks you're... something. Prime really thinks you shouldn't be here and even had a 'talk' with Prowl about why the heck he even hired you.

But then he witnessed you skill first hand and it clicked— you're a experienced military vet basically, you have the combat skill to prove that.

You may or may not have given Ratchet a PTSD attack when you first showed up. He... avoids you. You're a familiar face from the opposing faction and honestly, he kinda wants nothing to do with you. You're much, much older than most of the Autobots.

When you were stranded on Cairo for a while, you picked up on a lot of ancient Egyptian culture and mythology. Sometimes you explain stuff to Sari and the others about it. She thinks you should work in a museum.

Your personality switches are something they're yet to be used to.

Lockdown may or may not have introduced you to the mercenary gig when he found you drifting aimlessly in space. He saved you but only to have a few copies of your sweet, sweet upgrades.

Neither of the Spacebridge Crew nor Sari has ever seen the third personality before.

While they haven't seen the third personality (Isfet), that personality speaks in a different dialect of Cybertronian, specifically the old Kaonite dialect. So most of their dialogue is easily understood by the Decepticons but the Spacebridge team might struggle to understand.

Your feud with Blackarachnia (or 'Nia' or the many other colourful words you use to describe her) is the reason why you're really here [she also owes you shanix]. Apart from the fact that the Autobots are paying you and you'll build a monument to the name of anyone willing to pay you something. Customer is king, to you at least... but you never really respected authority anyway so-

You got the call from Prowl the moment their ship was attacked by Decepticons, you answered cause you owed Prowl big time but you ended up stranded in Egypt for the 50 years that the Autobots and Decepticons stayed dormant.

[ilmeshka]

🦂Rain meme, but with BlitzNut

[blitznut]

💜Merry Christmas, my catholic siblings! You can give me ideas or headcanons about how Blitzwing and Lugnut celebrate Christmas✨

[in1-nutshell]

How would the tfa bots and cons react to a bot who is starscream twin brother base on his shattering glass counterpart

Since there isn't too much information on TFA Starscream's personality I mixed it a bit with IDW's Shattered Glass Starscream. Buddy the loyal Decepticon and Starscream the backstabber, who would have thought them being twins?

Hope you enjoy!

Autobots and Decepticons reaction to Starscreams Twin brother with the same personality as SG! Starscream

SFW, familial, platonic, slight mention of injury but nothing graphic or detailed, Cybertronian/ Bot reader

TFA

No one knows how this happened. It is one of the greatest mysteries unknown to Cybertron. How can the most loyal member of the Decepticon ranks, almost at par with Lugnut levels of loyalty, be related (much less twin) to the most backstabbing and whiny Second in command of its army? How could this soldier of the greatest armies in the galaxy be so found of science and organics?

Optimus Prime

When they first met, Prime thought that Buddy might have been another Starscream clone right off the bat. But it isn’t until he sees some kibble differences and overall different aura, that he realizes that that mech is no clone.

“You’re not Starscream! Who are you?”--Optimus

“Wow! First, that axe is very strong. What type of alloy is it made of? Getting off topic, my name is Buddy. A proud Decepticon under Megatron’s alligence.”--Buddy

“Are you some sort of clone like the others?”--Optimus

“Nope. Completely original. I get that I look like Starscream a lot actually. But there’s so many differences!”--Buddy

“oh, well—”--Optimus

“Not to mention being his Spark twin can really work up your circuits you know?”--Buddy

“…What?”--Optimus

Prime literally stops fighting for a good couple of seconds after hearing this. Buddy takes this opportunity and flies away. Optimus remembers reading on some Decepticon files back at the academy and through his ‘history videos’.

Buddy lets the Prime go to go see off.

Prime is even more confused the next time he sees Buddy actively fighting alongside Megatron and making a good team?

He has never seen Starscream fight alongside him like that, and he is second in command. Optimus almost admires Buddy’s loyalty and admiration to Megatron whenever some bot talks ill of the Warlord.

When the Prime and Buddy have the next fight one-on-one He does give an effort to try and persuade Buddy to join the Autobots side.

“You know it’s a shame that you fight for the Decepticons, Buddy.”--Optimus

“Oh, is it little Prime?”--Buddy

“Yes, --WOW!— Which is why I’m offering you a spot with the Autobots!”--Optimus

“Well now this is weird then.”--Buddy

“Why is—Watch it!—Weird?”--Optimus

“Because I was going to offer you a spot in our ranks too!”--Buddy

“…Huh?”--Optimus

“Oh boy, Hey Autobots! I think I broke your leader!”--Buddy

Ratchet

Oh, they have met before.

It was a few missions before the Lockdown incident back in the final days of the war.

He had been helping a wounded bot when he was suddenly face to face with a blaster. It would have gone off if Buddy had not interfered.

“Die Autobot scum!”—Random Decepticon

“Hey!”--Buddy

“Commander Buddy?!”—Random Decepticon

“Do you see this mech? This is a medic! We do not shoot medics with the wounded!”--Buddy

“But sir he is an Auto—”—Random Decepticon

“I do not care which side he is on! No one shoots the medics! Do you understand me!”--Buddy

“Yes sir!”—Random Decepticon

“Good. I will deal with this. Get back to base for regroup.”--Buddy

“Yes Comander.”—Random Decepticon

“…”--Ratchet

“I know you don’t trust me. But trust this one thing. Run.”--Buddy

Ratchet hadn’t seen or heard of that Decepticon since that day. When they meet again it was almost as if history repeated itself. Lugnut was about to detonate his bomb when Buddy held his arm back.

“Buddy!?”--Lugnut

“Lugnut! Megatron needs—”--Buddy

Zooom!

“We have to stop meeting like this doctor.”--Buddy

“What made you stop him this time?”—Ratchet

Straight to the point I see.”--Buddy

“You could have killed me and the kid. Why didn’t you do it?”--Ratchet

“…The organic child you have… are they all right?”--Buddy

…Yes, she’s fine.”--Ratchet

“Good.”--Buddy

Ratchet has conflicted feelings now whenever he is on the battlefield with him. At least he knows now that Buddy has a soft spot for organic life forms.

Bumblebee

Oh, he does not care.

Like Optimus he first thinks that he is some Starscream clone.

Doesn’t really care that they aren’t.

He does stop when he is told that they are Starscreams twin brother.

But he quickly continues fighting.

If he is related to Starscream then he has to be just as bad as him, right?

“He is just some slimly Con like the rest of them! Maybe just as bad as Screamer.”--Bumblebee

“Oh, I don’t know about that.”--Ratchet

“What do you mean. If anything, you should be agreeing with me!”—Bumblebee

“He has saved my life before. Twice actually.”--Ratchet

“Excuse me what?”—Bumblebee

Bumblebee does feel a bit conflicted on hearing Ratchets stories on Buddy. He is a Decepticon… but they also saved Ratchets life twice!

He will still shoot at him but this time more for injury than anything else.

Sari

She has a mini vendetta against cons since they took her dad from her.

Jokes around with Bee calling them Lugnut 2.0.

But where are the conflicting feelings?

Here they are.

Takes time after Sari finds out she is a techno organic.

Sari had been caught in the crosshairs of Lugnuts servo and crashed on to the ground under a billboard. What she didn’t know was that the billboard had been damaged and was no falling. Her jetpack as damaged and she just froze in place.

“SARI!”—Optimus, Bumblebee, Bulkhead

“KID!”--Ratchet

“NO!”--Prowl

She could hear the shouts of her friends but the only thing she was focusing on was the falling billboard and debris that was coming closer and closer.

Buddy who had seen the damage shrieked and flew over to the girl and used his body to shield her from the billboard and debris effectively covering them both. Sari remembered hearing a shriek and a couple of servos pulling her to the bot’s chassis all she could do was close her eyes. When she opened them again, she was face to face with Buddy.

“Are you okay? Are you hurt?”--Buddy

“What? Yeah, I’m okay I think.”--Sari

“Oh, that’s a relief.”--Buddy

“Why did you do that?”--Sari

“You have no part in our war. I refuse to have anyone civilian deaths that are not necessary.”--Buddy

“But you’re a Decepticon?”--Sari

“Just because I’m a Decepticon does not mean I hate organic life like my twin or companions.”--Buddy

“Oh, yeah Starscream’s your twin, right?”--Sari

“Exactly young one.”--Buddy

“BUDDY!”--Starscream

“Oh, I think that our rescuers.”--Buddy

A dozen servos suddenly shout out pulling and yanking the debris from off Buddy. Sari was still in his grasp protectively shielding her from any harm. When Buddy came out, he was almost knocked down by Starscream’s hug.

“OH, THANK PRIMUS! BUDDY! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A DUMB—OH PRIMUS YOU’RE HURT! LUGNUT GRAB HIM WE ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE!”—Starscream

“Screamy, hold on—”--Buddy

“FOR THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS LEADER MEGATRON!”--Lugnut

“Prime! Catch!”--Buddy

Buddy tossed Sari to Optimus as he was literally picked up and flown away for repairs. The team crowded around Sari trying to see if any damage was done. Not a single scratch was on her head.

Buddy was the one who took the damage.

She now thinks very differently of the Con.

Bulkhead

Bulkhead’s interaction with Buddy was under peculiar circumstances.

Bulkhead was battling it out with Scrapper, Mixmaster, and Dirt Boss when Buddy had arrived. Buddy looked like he was out for blood. Bulkhead thought it was for him and got ready to clobber the new Decepticons.

“Dirt Boss! Mix Master! Scrapper! Where are you?!”--Buddy

“Umm… hi?”--Bulkhead

“Oh, an Autobot. Don’t worry I’m not here for you.”--Buddy

To his surprise, Buddy went after the Constructicon’s instead.

As it turned out, Dirt Boss had Mix Master and Scrapper mess with Starscream’s wings because ‘he was too loud’.

“You, Autobot. What’s your designation?”--Buddy

“My name is Bulkhead.”--Bulkhead

“Good. Now Bulkhead, would you care to help me pound these dirty Con’s to the ground?”--Buddy

“But aren’t they on your same team?”--Bulkhead

“Oh, they were. But that changed the moment they decided to mess and hurt Starscream’s wings. So, you in or out?”—Buddy

“…”--Bulkhead

“We are just roughing them up a bit.”--Buddy

“I’m in!”—Bulkhead

Together the two of them punted the Con’s into Lake Erie.

“Wow. You really have the strength for this Bulkhead.”--Buddy

“Oh, thanks—”--Bulkhead

“I’m also sensing some untapped potential. That’s some potential that the Decepticons could use. What do you say Bulkhead?”--Buddy

“No thanks! I’m good being an Autobot.”--Bulkhead

“Well at least you’re polite. Until we meet again Bulkhead.”--Buddy

Buddy then transformed and flew into the night. Now Bulkhead really doesn’t want to hit him.

Prowl

Attacks Buddy straight on.

He is one of the smallest members on the team, besides Bumblebee. He sees something coming at him he is going to strike at it. Buddy actually had gotten a tip about Prowl over a conversation he heard from Swindle and Lockdown.

Buddy sees an opportunity. Having a bot with such incredible talents would certainly give the Decepticon’s an edge in this war.

“Hello there—Woah!”--Buddy

“That was a warning.”--Prowl

“I just came here to offer—”--Buddy

“The next one goes through your servo.”--Prowl

“Fine. I’ll come another day.”--Buddy

Prowl is dodging all these requests like the Draft.

Except this time, he is making sure he doesn’t get caught.

Megatron

Ah, yes, his favorite soldier.

“Megatron.”--Buddy

“Buddy.”--Megatron

“I have the equipment necessary for the next phase of the plan.”--Buddy

“Excellent. At least some bots here are doing their work. You are dismissed.”--Megatron

“Yes, sir.”—Buddy

Don’t tell Lugnut.

Not only does Buddy offer him just loyalty, but because he also treats him as a mech, not some deity. He tries not to hurt Starscream too much whenever he is around.

They don’t make loyal soldiers like they used to.

Is willing to overlook some of Buddy’s softer behaviors on the battlefield because he always brings in good results back.

Starscream

He loves his spark twin.

It might not seem like it at first. Afterall their personalities contradict themselves. But if you have been around them long enough you can see the undying loyalty between these two brothers.

“I hate you and your organic meddling. How can you even stand them?”--Starscream

“Love you too Screamy. And they are called humans. Only some of them are dirty, not all brother.”--Buddy

Starscream and Buddy are very protective of each other.

Which is one of the reasons why Starscreams punishments have gone down with Buddy being around. Buddy is just and fair, starscream is not. That’s why sometimes Buddy will not interfere with Megatrons punishements, because Starscream deserved it. But that doesn’t mean he is heartless.

He always patches up his brother after every punch shot or anything.

 

“You know, if you’d stop trying to over thrown our leader maybe then I wouldn’t have to pound out all the dents in your wings.”--Buddy

“You’ll be thanking me when I do become leader.”--Starscream

“Sure, Screamy keep telling yourself that.”--Buddy

Blitzwing

His personalities clash whenever he is around.

Icy prefers Buddy’s presence a lot more than Hothead. It’s one of the only other intelligent being he can talk to.

“Did you recalibrate you blasters yet?”--Icy

“Not yet. Which circuits did you use to hotwire Lugnuts?”--Buddy

“The red one.”—Icy

Hothead can’t stand him on some days claiming him to be going soft. Other times he will get mad at Buddy for getting hurt over meaningless things.

“If you hadn’t thought about going after that organic, I wouldn’t have to help haul you off to the Med bay!”--Hothead

“Is that right?”--Buddy

“I could be scouting outside right now. But no! You had to get hit by a billboard!”--Hothead

Random likes to play games with Buddy and make random sounds. He has a whole record on weird noises to play with Buddy.

Sesame Street theme song starts playing.

“IT’S BEEN 3 HOURS! TURN IT OFF!”--Starscream

Distant giggles

Buddy always vouches for him whenever someone makes a comment on his different personalities.

All three of them like that

Lugnut

If he is going anywhere were Blitzwing isn’t Buddy is his next pick.

He knows that buddy can be trusted with sensitive things concerning the all glorious leader Megatron.

“Buddy. I have an important message for Lord Megatron.”--Lugnut

“If it’s another poem about his greatness, I suggest you not take it to him today. He is having a bad day today.”--Buddy

“…Please?”--Lugnut

“… Give me the data pad.”--Buddy

He very much apprentice Buddy sticking up for him whenever someone’s comments make an unnecessary jab to his ‘obsession’.

Buddy has a lot of brownie points on Lugnut’s book.

Blackarchnia

Honestly one of her only friends in the ranks is Buddy.

Since she came to the Decepticon side later not many were found of her and her organic mold. Buddy was the first besides Megatron to greet her with open arms.

Not even Lugnut got there fast.

“Welcome Blackarchnia, to the Decepticons.”--Buddy

“…”--Blackarachnia

“I know it may be a lot to take in, so I will be here to help to make sure you understand the ropes around here.”--Buddy

“…Thank you…”--Blackarachnia

She does spill her secret about being Elita-One, one night in a secluded area. She thought that Buddy would shoot her right them and there. But Buddy instead held her as she started sobbing.

Now that doesn’t mean that Buddy is okay with how she is treating this whole situation with Sentinel and Optimus, Buddy being the scientist he is has tried to help Blackarchnia with her situation. But no matter how much he has tried to explain toher that this would kill her, he tries to be as supportive as he can about her organic half.

[obscure-imaginations]

Decepticons as cats. SFW, under the cut for space.

Megatron: Longhair gray maine coon who demands grooming. Too proud to let you cuddle him... most times. Will dig at the food container when hungry. You get him a grand cathouse- and he chooses to sleep in a box too small for him. Only enjoys catnip toys. Always tries to fight stray cats through the glass doors.

Starscream: Orange and white jerk cat who pushes stuff off of shelves, tables, etc when you don't pay attention to him. Zoomies come accompanied with loud and long yowling. Has to occasionally have a cone because he overgrooms due to stress... will bite in protest. Demands attention then suddenly wants to play. Isn't neutered.

Dialogue courtesy of @starscrumpt : "If you do not pick me up and cuddle me within thirty seconds, I will push this mug off this table and it will shatter upon impact! I know this is your favorite mug, and you'll never be able to use it again!!"

Soundwave: Tuxedo who's mostly quiet. You think he's a boy until he suddenly has kittens, then you accept him as a trans boy who now has a bunch of sons- how are the kittens so chaotic when their father is so calm? He will steal things to give to the kittens. Sleeps next to your pillow with one eye on the kits. Always brings the babies to you when busy. Likes watching ASMR videos with you.

Blitzwing: Bengal cat who goes from 0 to 100 in a split second. Sleeping one second, zoomies in the next. Sleeps on your face whenever possible. Goes insane for canned food. Will fight you for butter. Likes water. Demands to drink your cereal milk. Cuddles then sudden attack!! Loafs and stares at the ghosts in every room- growls when you try to stop him. Collects socks.

Shockwave: Sphynx. Spends most of his time on a cat shelf, judging everyone. Stares out the window, planning demise for the birds and squirrels. Chronically tries to escape to the great outdoors... but freezes in the backyard (easy to grab him and drag him back indoors). Tends to try to jump on things but fails and lands facefirst on the floor.

Lugnut: Huuuuuge gray cat. Likes to watch the TV. Always guilty when he gets in trouble. Loud meows. Gets his head stuck in things all the time. Cat no like banana. Scared of the printer. Tries to groom Megatron but Megatron bites him :(

Blackarachnia: The spider that Shockwave brought in after an escape attempt. Blitzwing plays with her until Soundwave's kittens eat her. [Sorry if you're a Blackarachnia fan. I do not like her, for her actions against my boi Blitzwing. There is a bias here]

[transformers-spike]

Now for the TFA Decepticon harem. (Going to limit my Blitzwing talk because otherwise this will just turn into a TFA Blitzwing ask, selfship things I fear...)

Like you said, the size alone and SOME of their personalities (not trying to name any names yet, but one of them has three that are each 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂) would be absolutely terrifying, and to think about them all sharing you somehow adds onto that until you learn you eventually just get a comedy show with all of Starscream's shenanigans. Like you could be laughing over one of Starscream's failed plans to the point you forgot about the 2pm interface session that you have scheduled with Megatron (rip)

Even though it totally depends on how you ended up in this situation, Megatron has a say in how things go in terms of the harem and who has permission when, though a majority of the Decepticons dgaf and just whisk you away whenever they please, save for Lugnut. Unfortunately, despite that, Starscream definitely ends up fustrated because Megatron seems to have some sixth sense for when he tries to make a move outside of what's permitted of him (the others are snitching on him to try and get more time for themselves, which is more common amongst them than you would initially think. Starscream is just targeted the most)

Even if you eventually get used to how absolutely chaotic the Decepticons are, you just have Shockwave eventually getting added to the mix with a probably whole entire new tier of freakiness. You thought Random was freaky enough with his out of control tendencies, but when you realize Shockwave has full control over his freaky activities, it's almost scarier. Also I feel like Shockwave would be less likely to do anything with you outside of Megatron's permission, but also not completely given that Megatron probably lets it slide when it comes to Shockwave more than others.

Don't even get me started on Starscream and his clones together (besides Slipstream. I don't think she would like to interface with you while the others are around save for maybe Blackarachnia #tfyuri)

-🪼 (THIS CAME OUT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. MB AGAIN.)

jhefjfewkfeefiue I've been waiting to answer this one all day good god -been edging myself with this ask

The TFA Decepticon harem is a mix of absurdist comedy and lovecraftian horror. These ancient beings are treating you as their emotional support pet and favorite fucktoy, yet you're foolish enough to be okay with it, just because you get to see them be fuckups for the 5th time in a row and, quite frankly, it's very entertaining

Megatron can sense Starscream's life signal, so you bet your ass he spike-blocks Starscream whenever he so much as suspects he's trying to get freaky with you (the constant tattling just makes his life harder - no one likes him fr)

You always end up at least a little bruised, though the one who treats you the most gently is, surprisingly enough, Lugnut - purely because he doesn't want to damage his master's pet (I assume this is some bullshit "ah yes you will serve the Decepticons, although you are mine first and foremost" situation)

To be honest, I think there are strict rules against bruising. Other than a very clear "don't you dare injure or kill the human", Megatron is so fucking done with everyone overlooking his own commands just because it feels good to mark you for themselves (Megs, the big hypocrite, actively enjoys leaving finger-print bruises along your body). Also, Starscream's the cunt who keeps bruising you out of spite - just to give Megatron the middle finger

Blitzwing is fucking wild because you get out of it at least partially traumatized and with a lollipop (Random's gift) like you just went to the doctor. Nah, you just got your organs rearranged

I firmly believe TFA Shockwave is one of the only versions that can actually eat you out - but only through his Longarm disguise

Listen, if there's a clone gangbang, Skywarp's crying and shaking in the corner as he watches you get bukaked

Slipstream/Blackarachnia yuri threesome makes me feral. To me, Blackarachnia has an ovipositor as a result of her... transmutation. She absolutely despises it, but taking away some of that self-hatred during interface could do her some good. Especially if Slipstream is enthralled with how Blackarachnia stuffs you with eggs, and then gets a kick out of pressing on your stomach to push those eggs out.

[fiber-optic-alligator]

Sending Soul/Sparkmate!AU Megatron x Human Reader bit from the minions pov:

"How can Lord Megatron be so entranced and absorbed with that little squishy?" Lugnut huffed as he pacecd around the outside of the hidout.

"No point being jealous of the insect! It will be dead in less than a vorn!" Random cackled before Icy took control.

"The human is Lord Megatron's sparkmate. It's not how suprising Lord Megatron would wish to focus on his Sparkmate given how short lived they are." In an explosive burst Hot Head took control, punching tree into orbit.

"I'm gonna kill what ever disrespectful god incarnated Lord Megatron's Sparkmate as a short lived organic!!"

Lugnut savagely kicked an unofending boulder off into the aether. "I wish my beloved were here she'd... That's it! We must inform my glorious femme of wrath and destruction! Strika will know what to do!"

I LOVE the idea of Blitzwing's personalities arguing with each other over Megatron's soulmate. It is very in character for him and I think it's also really funny that Hot Head is defending the reader, since he is relatively the most aggressive LOL

The minions would definitely try to plot your downfall. How DARE you occupy Lord Megatron's thoughts? Don't you know how IMPORTANT he is? You're nothing but a useless little human! He'd be MUCH BETTER without you, so he can focus more on THEM again!