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Hello! I have a request for you to try out.

May I ask for some HCs involving [TFA] Blitzwing with a Cybertronian![Reader] [Gender Neutral] [PLATONIC] who is like Moon Knight from the Marvel franchise?

[Prompt]: Moon Knight![Reader] is a Triple-Changer who also has different personalities/faces (equivalents of Marc Spector, Steven Grant and Jake Lockely) they rotate every now and then. They defected (by their own will) from the Decepticons many cycles ago and are now assigned with Team Prime as hired help/protection (as a Neutral who still kept their war-frame). One day, the Decepticons were scheming something and the team tried to stop them. [Reader] joins in to help their teammates and they face their old friend, Blitzwing. The two Triple-Changers fought each other and afterwards, they decided to secretly meet up in a secluded area to catch up.

[BONUS]: They have an installed program in their processor called “Khonshu” as a subconscious for the [Reader]. They can only see and hear him, but nobody else can (annoying a$$ pigeon /j).

[TFA] ☆ "CATCH UP?" Blitzwing HCs

this was unique! i liked writing this, A LOT. mostly because i love Moonknight. i don't consider myself a huge Marvel fan but there are certain characters i enjoy. i basically had to build up Moonknight!Reader, no real names mentioned other than the names for the personalities of the reader

scenario: an old friend returns on the opposite side and Blitzwing isn't sure on what feel about it, at all. cue a short reunion.

warnings: mentions of war related trauma, DID.

note: i'm going lore accurate here and according to lore, it was Blackarachnia who was responsible for the existence of triple changers! @swiftyangx12 helped me out with getting names for the personalities— they are based off of Egyptian mythology! taking the idea of Moonknight to its roots :3

I <3 DEEPLY PPLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS!!!!

BACKSTORY:

You have had many reasons to leave the Decepticons in all honesty by this point. All this floating around in space in search of the Allspark had made you sick back then but it was only the beginning of everything. It all started with that techno-organic and ex-Autobot Megatron found and then recruited into the Decepticon ranks, the bot who went by the name Blackarachnia.

Back then, you didn't really trust this Autobot turned Decepticon, even if Megatron said she would be 'valuable'. Coat turners cannot ever be trusted but you came to trust of her after she successfully managed to help Shockwave craft a fake persona to infiltrate the Autobot ranks... which is why when the notion of "Triple Changers" were put forth onto the table by that spider, you agreed to be experimented on after Lord Megatron asked for your and Blitzwing's compliance to this project.

Worst mistake of your life.

Because now, you're no even sure who is the real you. You've been split into three:

Sesh, a kind-heart & soft-spoken bot who usually grants people whatever they want as long as its in their abilities and can be done so ethically. A good face to put on during a meeting or an interview but ultimately, a bit of a pushover. A goody-two-shoes.

Ahati, a much more manageable personality who is often much more distant from others. A jerk, not as polite as Sesh but still carries some kind of guilty conscious and is social.

Isfet, no one talk about Isfet, they are locked away at all costs. A personification of violence, Isfet is a lot more practical but unethical without any kind of guilty conscious whatsoever.

The Triple Changer Experiments have a side-effect of fracturing your processor to an unbelieve extent which Blackarachnia so conveniently left out to you and Blitzwing, you might as well consider yourself to be one of her victims so really, it wasn't a surprise that you left but it was to Blitzwing. You've known each other for stellar-cycles--- you were comrades--- lived together in run down outposts with other fellow Decepticons when the war was at its worst.

Your relationship with Blitzwing was deeply platonic and personal and only got deeper after who Ahati describes as 'a turncoat wrench' did to the two of you.

It wasn't just a betrayal of the Cause; to him, it was a lot more personal... even if he knew damn well that you had no intentions of hurting him in the slightest at all. If anything, it was a reasonable defection.

So when you came to Earth at the request of a 'secret contact' to protect an Autobot team, you came as soon as you could the moment you found out Blackarachnia would be there thanks to your built in assistance program KH0N5HU. It was initially built to help you stabilize the personality switches and keep Isfet at bay but so far, the damn bird has been nothing more than a nuisance living in your helm. Literally.

You've been living on the run for so long... Sesh think that you need all the shanix you could get plus, Ahati feels like getting back at the spider was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Prowl hired you, he knew you from a friend of a friend but instead of landing in Detroit where you were supposed to be, you landed face first into Cairo, Egypt and was there until you finally managed to locate Detroit...

The call was from an Autobot spacebridge repair ship out of all things. You have no idea what the hell a Cyberninja is doing aboard a repair ship but gain, you're not surprised he always whined about your attitude when he himself was no better (in your opinion).

But during the fight you finally showed up to kick 'Con aft, Blitzwing saw you there, none of his sides knew what to feel.

ICY:

— He isn't saying a word to you, trying to focus on striking you down but with how the other personalities are warring to get control so that they could give you a piece of their mind. Ahati is trying to get some kind of response from him but Icy is trying his damn hardest to grip the control.

— He has no remorse, even though memories of sleepless nights in run down barracks with you and the other soldiers do come into the forefront of his processor. You left the Decepticons, he owes you nothing. You betrayed him them. He tries not to think about any of this, knowing damn well that Hothead would then switch over to take control.

— Icy is more intelligent when compared to his counterparts. He knows your weaknesses and your strengths, he's analysed them long ago. While you do have a few new tricks up your metaphorical sleeve, Icy knows your personalities, how you would react. He knows its only Ahati & Isfet who manages themselves well on the battlefield so he tries his best to bring out Sesh.

— But good old Ahati is proving to be a problem. Their quips and snarky remarks might trigger a switch. Speaking of which, Icy makes a mental note of how you seem to be a lot more controlled in your switches. How its actually taking quite a bit to bring Sesh out. Have you found a way to keep yourself in-check? He's tempted to ask. But he doesn't dare to.

— Icy's sense of duty always stands above his emotions so once he manages to bring out Sesh by decided to try and shoot one of his ice-shots at a vulnerable human. The compassionate Sesh could no longer stand idle and came out almost immediately, you sprang to take the shot for the defenceless organic, the literal jerk within you was screaming on the inside because now, your compassion has turned you frozen on the spot. Literally. At least the human got away..?

Your pedes are frozen to the ground and Icy is standing barely a few feet away, you're trying your best to somehow break the ice and free yourself before Icy could get any closer to land, what could be, a killing blow. You could try to shoot the ice, you do have a blaster in your servos but its not like you can move them. You're stuck. The risk isn't worth it, you assess—Sesh had always been more intuitive and considerate than the others, selfless in a way but naively so. Speaking of naïve, this rules out every option you currently have other than talking it out with your fellow Triple Changer; with how everyone is too occupied with that lumbering oaf Lugnut, you doubt they could come to your aid and you wouldn't blame them. They don't have war-frames, just an ordinary spacebridge repair crew pushed to do the extraordinary and combat Decepticons. You have no expectations here. Icy's figure looms closer, you're running out of time. He stands before you with absent warmth in his gaze, he's as cold as his name says he is. You may not actually survive this... there's no telling "You have made your choice, Autobot." He says, you've never seen Icy so cold before.. "I'm not an Autobot, I get paid to do this..." You mumble knowing it wouldn't do you any favours.

But just when you thought your fate was sealed.

RANDOM:

— "HELLO ZHERE OLD FRIEND!!!" Random was begging, trying his hardest to gain control the moment he saw you on the field! It was a surprise but a welcome one, for him at least. Maybe not to the other two but he was ecstatic! Icy is the dominant personality so it was not easy to get the reigns.

— Random is fighting off the other two as hard as he can to keep control, it is not proving to be easy in the slightest. But for once in your life, Random maintaining control might just save your spark here because the other two are certainly not happy to see your face.

— Random looks at the memories with you fondly. One of the only 'Cons who could match his insanity prank for prank. The unpredictable duo. The two of you were iconic. He cherishes them in a way; he still remembers that one time when you shouted "RANDOM SCRAP, GO!" in the middle of a particularly intense battle just to throw whatever was in your subspace at stunned Autobot forces. Craziest part was, it worked.

— He may or may not have missed you, there's very little Triple Changers around and even lesser ones who he can actually get along with.

"RANDOM!!!" Ahati has seized control from Sesh. This side of you had always preferred Random over the other two, it was ironic in a way how the jerk preferred the prankster, Hothead was alright but only when it came to poking and teasing him. "It has been far too long! How was your vacation???" Random giggles uncontrollably. "I can see you are a little stuck, friend!" He's laughing hysterically now. He is trying his hardest to keep control here. "Yeah, yeah... Very funny, Random." A golden opportunity has just presented itself, quite literally materialized before your optics with this personality switch. Random was a mixed pit of balls, he just did whatever he felt like; it didn't matter if it was duty or his emotions— if he wanted to do something, he did it because for Random, it was all about impulses "You're right. It is not funny." His jack-o-lantern face turns to look at you in the optics, his optics boring into yours for a moment as he holds back laughter. "ITS HYSTERICAL!!!" He continues laughing, rolling on the floor as you stand there. You just sigh, he hasn't changed a bit. "I wanted to catch up with you but you're frozen! You cannot pay catch!" He continues his mad musings You're not sure what a game of catch has to do with catching-up but this is Random you're speaking to, you don't dare question it. You're well aware of Blitzwing's triggers by now; Icy is usually in control, Hothead takes over when emotional or distressed and Random spawns in spontaneously whenever he feels like it. Its risky, but its the only shot you have before Icy can take control again. Your optics narrow onto the hysterically laughing and currently rolling on the floor Random. "I mean, we could... catch up, if you want to?" You shoot your shot, it might work. Besides, he suggested it. It might work... or you could be pushing your luck. And it just so turned out, you were pushing your luck.

HOTHEAD:

— "YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN HANG OUT AFTER ABANDONING US???" Your spark basically sank when you saw the switch, Random as your gamble to be a ticket out was severely miscalculated to say the least. Hothead looks angry, mad at the fact you would even dare to show your face here.

— He is the representation of Blitzwing's emotional side so out of them all, surprisingly, he is the one who feels the most amount of mixed feelings. While Icy choses not to be concerned & Random who... really doesn't care but still thinks of you as his old best friend, Hothead is torn apart right at the middle. All the feelings of betrayal, anger & even sadness brews from him

— Hothead and you never really had a good relationship to say the least, at least with Ahati given how that side of you was basically a professional rage-baiter when it came to annoying him... Unfortunately, you might have to switch back to the personality which put you in this situation, Sesh had a way with words and was generally better at calming bots down out of all three personalities. You do not want to risk getting on Hothead's bad side.

"No... Hothead, you know I left because-" Your tone is softer in an effort to get to him and save your own aft, still stuck to the ground with the damn ice all over your pedes holding you in place. "YOU LEFT US! END OF STORY!" His thick German accent leaves no room for you to speak, aiming his heat cannons right at you and you're not sure from where but just as you thought he was going to flambé you. The mere fact that you left is a personal attack to him, to your friendship, to the very memory he had of you. It was no surprise that Hothead would be deeply emotional about this, anger in and of itself is an emotion "OH, COME ON!" Ahati grows impatient, this isn't the first time you and Blitzwing had this conversation. The frustration was never ending. "THAT SPARKDAMNED CONNIVING ARACHNID TURNED US INTO A FRAGGIN' FREAK SHOW AND YOU KNOW IT!" You shout, knowing it would fall to switched-off audio receptors but you really can't control the rage. "AND THE BEST PART? MEGATRON DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SCRA-" A shot, Hothead tries to take the shot but it seems Prowl noted you were in trouble and came your way, leaving the others to deal with Lugnut for the time being to give him a good kick on the backstruts, making his shot land right on the over over your frame instead of melting your face off. His firey shot melts off the ice. Serves Blitzwing right. Prowl shoots you a glare, the mech didn't hire you to get cozy with an old accomplice, he hired you to protect his team. And so far, you're not really doing a good job. You really thought you could get to him. Maybe you were the fool. Maybe you should take your job more serious but you really couldn't bring yourself to do that. KH0N5HU is trying his darn hardest to keep Isfet at bay with the mere mention of Blackarachnia. "I didn't wanna do this."

AFTER THE BATTLE:

— He's even more conflicted than before; he's heard those point so, so many times from you but he always chose not to believe it. What the Decepticons fought for was bigger than him, it wasn't like they were serving Megatron's selfish ambitions alone... He refuses to have the seed of doubt to be sown into his mind.

— However, as he's fixing himself up after that fight, he realizes that you still seem to... care in a way. Even if you totally kicked his skid plate. In a way, Blitzwing could be some sort of... weakness to you. After all, you tried to actually talk your way out (or at least attempted to) and the version of you he was so familiar with would have NEVER thought of such a thing. Perhaps time had changed you. Or maybe... you just cared more than you should.

— Either way, its a weakness he would exploit. Perhaps, he could attempt to talk you in to re-joining... Megatron would be thrilled. It would make their job on Earth so, so much more easier or so Icy surmises.

— Its foolish but its clear you would have no hostility towards him as long as he doesn't try attacking you... or those Autobots you seem so keen on protecting; they must have hired you without doubt... You wouldn't have fought as hard as you did otherwise.

— Blitzwing decides to use his old encrypted communicator. Perhaps you could still receive a message from him... Who knows. Its worth a shot. Hothead tried to crush the old thing but he could never really bring himself to do so.

— You're at the run down excuse of an AutoBase, being a prick to Prime as usual and out of nowhere, you're getting a notif on your ancient communicator.

— No way. Its Blitzwing? What does that stubborn bastard want now? "Gimme a minute." You say, flippant as ever as you walk outside the base, your attention solely fixated on your communicator after being a pain in the aft. You didn't want to risk having the more... nosy employers (bumblebee or bumblebot as you so fondly call him) put their helms where it doesn't belong.

— Sesh is rather happy that he's reaching out, it might be a good chance. Ahati on the other hand, isn't very pleased; this is the first time he'd ever sent any sort of message! He had years but chose now? What an audacious-

— You ended up going to the meet up after a lot of internal debate, way too much thinking (you're pretty sure you might have overheated your processor but the thing's already damaged so-) and without a single outsider opinion either. You'd rather leave out this ragtag team from your personal stuff. Besides, you had that sparkdamn bird in your helm telling you what's best for you as if it knew anything.

— Its in the middle of nowhere so... its reassuring. He wouldn't try to bait you with humans. You just hope its not a trap but knowing Blitzwing, it could be anything. Though, you doubt he'd really bring anyone with him... he sure as Pit wouldn't bring along Blackarachnia despite whatever her status is for obvious reasons the two of you know first hand, Blitzwing isn't insane enough to bring Starscream given everything you'd just found out about old Screamer from rest of the team... so that leaves Lugnut. And Lugnut might actually burst a fuse at the mere mention of your designation so definitely not him. Which leaves... literally no one.

— Besides, even if it does end up in a fight, you're pretty through with Blitzy's move set given you've sparred for years and fought alongside each other. You're confident you could deal with this easily. KHON5HU tried to convince you but again, you argue with his voice in your helm and succeed.

— Blitzwing honestly didn't think you'd show up but he is glad that you did, Icy stays in charge despite the others trying to take control.

"Ah. You are finally here." Icy says, he was starting to think you wouldn't show up. Blitzwing honestly didn't think you would come up here. "Not gonna lie, I didn't think you'd take my offer on catching up." You say, unsure of what else to say. Icy stands there with the usual, neutral look on his face "I'm delighted, Blitz. But uh..." Your trained optics study him carefully, narrowed. You've known him what you might as well call your entire life and he's usually not the type to invite a perceived enemy over for a chat. "How do I know you're not gonna just freeze me and take the kill?" Its a valid question, Icy can understand where you're coming from but before he could really say anything.. "If I wanted you gone, zhat would've happened long ago!" Hothead says, for once, there's some control in his voice. As if he's holding back which was enough for you to understand that the mech truly did mean it. But he doesn't look at you in the optics, even with the visor, its awfully clear. Its like he doesn't want to confront you but at the same time... "I wonder what old Megsy would feel about this." There's a bitterness in your tone as you speak of your once-upon-a-time leader and Icy takes back control at the mention of the bot. There's a stiffness to his posture, he is always rigid but if you didn't know any better... it almost seemed as if he was nervous. "He does not know of this meeting." He says, a bit quieter but as sternly as ever. You're... more than just a little shocked to be honest. Blitzwing was pretty much someone you'd call a lapdog. "Whatever happened to the 'loyal soldier' scrap?" You fold your servos across you chassis. "How flattering!" Random giggles uncontrollably as he walks closer towards you, his servos up as if he's about to give you a hug. You tense up visibly, you think he's actually going to attack you but instead, before you could really do anything, Random pounces on you and wraps you tight in a hug, knocking the air right out of your vents as his servos has you trapped. Its like he's trying to crush you in his embrace! You swore you heard your endoskeleton crack! "Blitz... LET ME GO!!!" Sesh takes over, your trying to pull Random off of you but its no use. He's glued onto you. Random had no concept of personal space anyway. "I am just trying to properly greet an old friend again, ja?" He violently giggles as he tightens his grip. Oh, brother... "Unbelievable!"

— Soon enough, the two of you actually catching up. There's many topics to discuss and you two have changed a lot over the years. You just hope nothing serious happens back on base...

zawg this req took forever and i sincerely apologize to everyone who's requests i havent done yet!!! but enjoy MoonKnight!Reader for the time being. have some fun facts abt MoonKnight!Reader:

When they argue with KH0N5HU, it seems as if they're arguing with some invisible voice because the bird is a program you've downloaded into your processor to help regulate your personality switches because for each switch, there's a gap in your memory for all the personalities which weren't active.

Memory gaps are a common occurrence for individuals with DID. I think this does apply to TFA Blitzwing because we never once see him get embarrassed or react badly to one of his personalities in the whole show. Not a lot of evidence to go about but it would make sense, he also cannot communicate with any of his other personalities.

So the whole team thinks you're... something. Prime really thinks you shouldn't be here and even had a 'talk' with Prowl about why the heck he even hired you.

But then he witnessed you skill first hand and it clicked— you're a experienced military vet basically, you have the combat skill to prove that.

You may or may not have given Ratchet a PTSD attack when you first showed up. He... avoids you. You're a familiar face from the opposing faction and honestly, he kinda wants nothing to do with you. You're much, much older than most of the Autobots.

When you were stranded on Cairo for a while, you picked up on a lot of ancient Egyptian culture and mythology. Sometimes you explain stuff to Sari and the others about it. She thinks you should work in a museum.

Your personality switches are something they're yet to be used to.

Lockdown may or may not have introduced you to the mercenary gig when he found you drifting aimlessly in space. He saved you but only to have a few copies of your sweet, sweet upgrades.

Neither of the Spacebridge Crew nor Sari has ever seen the third personality before.

While they haven't seen the third personality (Isfet), that personality speaks in a different dialect of Cybertronian, specifically the old Kaonite dialect. So most of their dialogue is easily understood by the Decepticons but the Spacebridge team might struggle to understand.

Your feud with Blackarachnia (or 'Nia' or the many other colourful words you use to describe her) is the reason why you're really here [she also owes you shanix]. Apart from the fact that the Autobots are paying you and you'll build a monument to the name of anyone willing to pay you something. Customer is king, to you at least... but you never really respected authority anyway so-

You got the call from Prowl the moment their ship was attacked by Decepticons, you answered cause you owed Prowl big time but you ended up stranded in Egypt for the 50 years that the Autobots and Decepticons stayed dormant.

#transformers #transformers x reader #cybertronian reader #reader insert #transformers animated #tfa blitzwing #blitzwing #mcu #marvel mcu #moon knight #blitzwing x reader #tfa blitzwing x reader #kind of like a cross over #but its more like #borrowing the concept of moonknight #mixing it up a little to fit into the frame of TFA #and then rolling with it #i got carried away ngl #I LOVE MIXING LORE FROM TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT UNIVERSES!!!111!!!#i liked making the concept of a reader similar to moonknight #forgive me for typos </3 #ALSOOOOOOOOOOOO #THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE AUTOBASE WHEN BLITZY CALLED YOU OVER #lugnut #you left them with lugnut #prowl was frantically trying to dial you up as they were having their afts beat </3 but you were too busy with tomfoolery #blitzwing tricked you </3 this kinda becomes a daily thing where you fight and end up talking about life by accident

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 3 days ago

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cyberworld

#the plot if cyberworld so far #i think the devs are the quintessons #but thats just a theory #a game theory #ill see myself out.

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 3 days ago

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Beast Wars should have a beach episode

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 3 days ago

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his nonchalant sickens me 💔

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 3 days ago

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this post is the spiritual predecessor of this post

they stopped at a gas station and bought $475 dollars worth of energon

#this is the prologue #they stopped at a gas station then went to a bar #but starscream was too late to the car and megs drove off #they found out starscream wasnt there half way through the ride #they went back but starscream was on his way walking bc fuck em all #rumble & frenzy were hiding in the trunk

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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do you like transformers: animated? here’s my collection of all episodes, shorts, allspark almanacs, tie-in comics, and manga for TFA archived and available for download!

#pirates #aaarrghhhh!!!

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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Continuity Crossover #7

[D/N] = Designation (Your Name)

Cybertronian!Reader

[Linkin Park - Up From The Bottom]

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TFA![D/N]: Come on. I promise this is the only time we attend the concert.

TFA!Megatron: *Vents* Dear, we have a war to win. There is no time for such outings.

TFA![D/N]: Uh-huh. Even though our enemies take breaks every now and then. When was the last time we had a “proper date”?

TFA!Megatron: …You have a point. How do I make up for the negligence of our bond?

TFA![D/N]: Attending the concert. That should be enough to make up for lost time.

[And so, both of the warlord and his Conjunx traveled to the location of the Linkin Park concert in Detroit. However, when they arrived…]

TFA!Megatron: *Feeling disdain after discovering* Dear, this is a human concert.

TFA![D/N]: It’s Linkin Park, my liege. One of greatest rock bands on Earth.

TFA!Megatron: You know how I feel about interfering with these…organics.

TFA![Reader]: And it shouldn’t bother with our effects of war. Come on, just enjoy the music. It’s unlike anything back on Cybertron.

[The couple settled near the back of the crowd and just elated to see the band (mostly [D/N] is enjoying the moment). Then, unexpectedly encountered their other counterparts, also attending the concert.]

TFA![D/N]: *A little surprised* You…

TFP![D/N]: I didn’t take you as a fan.

TFA![D/N]: Oh, please! Do you know how hard it is to find fans among the Decepticon rankings?

[The two converse about their favorite songs and other trivial topics. Meanwhile, their Conjunxes/Husbands…]

TFP!Megatron: You, too?

TFA!Megatron: *Vents* Unfortunately. How did your [D/N] convince you?

TFP!Megatron: They threatened if we don’t come to this concert, they’re sleeping in another habsuite. Far away from our shared one.

TFA!Megatron: Ah, quite harsh.

[BONUS CONTENT]

TFA!Megatron: *Unconsciously humming to one of songs* “Staring up from the bottom…Up from the bottom…”

TFA![Reader]: *Hears him humming and feeling smug about it* Heh. Gotcha~

[Tagged]: @therobotsarestuckinmyhead

[Border(s) by @erotichemistry]

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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im losing my mind i still have so much of the Tarn stuff i've written on ao3 to cross-post maannnnnnnnnnnnn 😭😭😭😭😭

this is an actual pain in the ass

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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[TFA] ♡ "DINO LOVER" Grimlock NSFW

*throws bratty bottom Grimlock propaganda to yo faces* see the truth i live in, more people need to realize the potential of bottom Grimlock, especially TFA

scenario: you're an autobot on Optimus' Spacebridge Repair Crew and you're intrigued by a bot who came to the scene out of nowhere. even if he's a bit difficult at times. smut edition.

warnings: smut, MDNI

originally posted on ao3! NSFW under the cut! 18+

— Even the simplest of affections gets Grimlock (only in TFA, other counterparts are probably far more domineering and smug in romantic ventures) riled up and incredibly shy. As confident and brave as he is in battle, he would be completely unable to initiate interfacing with you without being incredibly flustered. So you're going to have to bring it up.

— And whether or not he can interface to begin with is to be put in question because if he does have an interface array, then Megatron was on some freaky shit considering he's the guy who made them. So for plot convince, Megatron was a freak.

— He’s got a surprisingly clean mind. Like extremely clean. If you make a sexual innuendo, it will fly right above his head. Grimlock is quite oblivious to things like these but once you explain it to him, his faceplates will flush. This is once again, mostly due to the fact that he's been on Earth and hasn't ever really seen Cybertron so naturally, he doesn't know about most of this stuff.

— Grimlock is a hard-on bottom. As dominating and imposing his frame and figure are, he’s better at just sitting back while you take the wheel. He’ll whimper and moan as you ride him. Grimlock has never felt such pleasure.

— Grimlock has 0 experience like absolutely nothing, he didn’t even understand the sexual feelings he had until you explained it to him. Primus, he didn’t even know what interfacing was. You’re his first (and probably his last) partner so you will have to teach/guide him in this kind of stuff. You'd have to power bottom or he'd have to bottom.

— And just like every prideful bot, he loves being praised in bed. Tell your King, Grimlock how good he’s been and his cooling fans will roar. He's definitely got a praise kink.

— Tease him and he will pout and grumble but the way his cooling fans intensify will give it away easily. He secretly likes being teased in bed but he would rather be locked in a room with truck robot than admit it. Teasing riles him up good. he’s a tsundere and i live by that

— He doesn’t speak much during interfacing. Grimlock is loud with his moans, groans and whimpers though. He prefers to make sounds that aren’t words. He's not going to be able to make much words. His processor is basically mush.

— But this mech has some insane stamina, like, he could go on for a long time. You need to tell him when you’ve had enough. Even if you're the one dominating. Because he'd be basically begging you to have his spike milked dry.

— He loves watching your faceplates and engrave all those little shifts in facial expressions into his mind as you ride him. You’re just so sparkdamn beautiful to him. If he didn’t have such a limited vocabulary module, he would’ve spoken out about how amazing you are in such eloquent words that would’ve rivalled even Megatron’s poetry.

— He has a thing for cockwarming, he loves it. Grimlock just loves stuffing himself inside you and just feeling up all your heat but he’s massive and its difficult to fit it all in. He's fighting off the urge to just buck his hipstruts up and stuff you full. Now, if you're almost near his height and you can take it all, his engines are revving and there's heart shaped steam puffing out of his vents.

— Grimlock loves being sucked off, he gets a certain ego boost from it and he loves the feeling of your glossa going up and down his shaft. The first time, Grimlock was sort of confused as to why you were putting his spike in your mouth but he trusted you and he was not disappointed. The second you began placing feather light turned sloppy kisses on there, Grimlock began whimpering uncontrollably. He became a moaning, steamy, overheated mess when you began sucking and using your tongue, whirling it around his shaft. It was an experience he could never forget and would never want to forget.

— Force him to look into your optics and he will scream on the inside. Grimlock is just simply too flustered to look directly into your optics during interfacing.

— He’s not all that good with using his glossa, it will take a while for Grim to learn how to properly do oral but once he does, he’s the master. Grimlock’s glossa is longer and thicker than regular bot’s so its quite the experience.

— Yes, he also lets out an ungodly amount of transfluid. It takes forever to scrape it all off of your plates. Your thigh plating will be a mess when he overloads. But you're not really sure if it is transfluid given he isn't exactly Cybertronian but its pretty close to it, its just got a bit more of a metallic finish to it.

— He prefers to finish inside you because Grimlock likes how your valve looks puffy and messy with his excess fluids. Grim is trying very hard not to stare. Very hard. he's failing miserably.

— Since he’s not allowed to set foot in Detroit without Optimus’s supervision, the only time the two of you can get freaky is when the two of you are on the island, usually in a remote cave far far away from the other Dinobots. But sometimes, when he accompanies you on missions, the two of you try to find somewhere private to let off some steam.

— Grimlock would rather die than have to share you with the other’s. He’s very possessive, in a borderline toxic way sometimes so threesomes are a big fat no.

— He doesn’t have a high sex drive, even if he did, you wouldn’t know cause he doesn’t initiate intimacy. Grimlock just doesn’t know how to word it right. Grimlock prefers it once every now and then. He's not always horny nor is he touch-starved, he just loves your touch in general.

— Any position from which he can see your face is a jackpot. His optics will be focused more on your derma or the way your optics roll back when his spike strikes somewhere sensitive.

— You’re the only one that can make him beg for release. Grimlock thinks it's slightly cruel when you do so but the teasing and release that comes after is just pure bliss and completely worth it. You’ve got poor Grim wrapped around your finger. He's gonna be real bratty about it.

— There are rare times where he says that he wants to dominate you when that does happen, he’s usually very vanilla. Grimlock knows you’re smaller than him and he handles you with utmost care, as if you’re made out of porcelain. Even the bigger Autobots like Sentinel and Optimus are smaller than Grimlock. He takes care of you as if you’re the only thing in the universe that matters. Grimlock wouldn't be as smug as you'd expect him to be about it though. Surprisingly considerate.

— Nibble on his neck cables, please. He will let out an ungodly whine.

— He would bite and mark you but Grimlock is afraid that his super sharp denta might end up hurting you instead.

— He doesn’t know what toys are so he doesn’t use them. If you were to introduce him to them, I think he still wouldn't be big on them because why that when he has you?

— a not so vanilla secret: Grimlock wants to be tied down and he also wants to tie you down. He likes being restrained as you tease him. He also wants to tie you down and have complete control over your frame, he loves watching you writhe and wiggle under him. Grimlock is a bit of a freak... but probably not as bad as you.

— He doesn't really know what self-servicing is either until you tell him. Grimlock does it a normal number of times but would like it more if you were around to help out. He has no aversion to using his digits but the day you taught him how to is probably what he's thinking of when he's doing it.

— Would he let you hit his valve? I don't think he'd like using it much and would rather use his spike. But I think if you bring up the idea of spiking him, Grim would get flustered and sort of cave in. But he prefers to use his spike more than anything else really.

— He's twice as loud when you're pleasuring his valve instead. It's a new feeling he still hasn't really gotten used to. Grimlock would rather have you overload on his torso where he can see your transfluids but isn't really opposed to having your fluids in him though.

— Grimlock's valve is a lot more sensitive and he's melting, gushing into nothing as your helm is between his thighs, lapping up as much as you can from his slit and he's try so... so very hard not to snap his stabilizing servos shut and end up giving you processor damage. Its taking everything in him. Easily overwhelmed.

— Don't even mention his node, thumb it and he's lost the ball already. The reason why he doesn't like using his valve a lot is because of how sensitive he is and he hates having to beg for it.

— Grimlock really doesn’t know how to do aftercare but he tries his best. He is good at giving you massages that along with him being a walking heater makes an amazing relaxing combo. Sometimes, the two of you bathe together. He uses his heater abilities and takes a dip with you in the seawater. Sure it might cause some corrosion but you brought your creams for that!

— He’s overall very shy and sweet about the whole experience. Grimlock will feel incredibly flustered after the whole thing, he wouldn’t even be able to hold optic-contact with you. He's inexperienced and you're pretty much his first everything so he struggles when it comes to handling your freak.

— Personally, don’t think that Grimlock or any of the Dinobots would have a heat cycles cause unlike the Predaking who’s a part of the Predacon which is completely species different from regular Cybertronians, the Dinobots are Cybertronians (at least in technicality, they were made from Allspark energy after all even if their bodies are made out of material from Earth).

#transformers #transformers x reader #cybertronian reader #reader insert #tfa #transformers animated #tfa grimlock #grimlock #grimlock x reader #tfa grimlock x reader #valveplug #another old fic #ancient fics im cross posting onto here #bruh seeing typos in stuff i wrote like two years ago is actually so painful like what #TFA grims is a bottom #im so sorry he'd try to top once but then try bottoming and then proceeds to stick with bottoming forever #he'd be so bratty too like ugh #we need more bottom grimlock

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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ur tags are real as hell and this is exactly how i imagine the whole convo with KO going except at some point, he's lowkey looking at reader so very concerned... "him? i'm not judging but... H I M ?"

[TFP] ♡|◇ "FOR SCIENCE...?" Shockwave

this was one of the first things i EVER posted for transformers btw

scenario: how your unconventional tastes led to you being with the first bot that pops up in someone's mind when they think of 'unethical experimentation'

note: this was the sfw version to this but my brain crashed like the 2008 stock market and posted the NSFW first lolololol also this boarders on a crack-fic

warnings: multiple mentions of interfacing, reader is a perv

posted first on ao3!

— Firstly, I want to start off with the fact that I don't believe that Shockwave lacks complete emotion cause we do see him get upset and frustrated so many times in TFP. He does feel something but the intensity of what he feels is so toned down that it almost feels like nothing to him. Either that, or he just doesn’t know what he feels and avoids talking about emotion entirely because he thinks that emotions are a weakness.

— You are just a simple decepticon but you didn’t really have a fixed position in the hierarchy. Just mainly tasked with doing odd jobs like supervising the mines, transporting energon, assisting Knockout occasionally, and sometimes retrieving relics for your Lord. You were content with it though. Getting the attention of higher-ups meant more work.

— But things change as you meet Shockwave, third in command and Head of the Scientific Department of the Decepticon Army.

— He was an old friend of Megatron’s, he was a brilliant mech as well. You had to deliver some energon to his lab and that’s where you met Shockwave for the first time. The other Vehicons were quite afraid of him but you really didn’t get why, they described him like something that Unicron would spawn. He did have an imposing frame but it didn’t make you feel scared rather it intrigued you... maybe even attractive. Single burning red optic, dull purple finish, the antennae around his audials, audio fins and not to mention the voice... It made him strangely attractive. But you were going to take that little secret of yours with you till your termination, not even Megatron himself would’ve been able to obtain this data from you through a cortical psychic patch.

— You couldn’t really stop yourself from conversing with Shockwave, fortunately. Each time you delivered him energon, you and Shockwave had long conversations though it only got longer gradually, initially they were sort of short. It starts off with simple questions on what he's doing and that sort of catches his interest. There aren't many mechs onboard that are genuinely interested in the workings of all his tech so he happily indulges you, even though he looks quite neutral about it. You kept it professional and locked up all those nasty nasty thoughts deep within your processor. Totally not trying to stare at his frame. Nope. He's totally oblivious to that.

— I doubt Shockwave would get annoyed with your questions, mostly because you ask genuinely smart and reasonable questions from scientific curiosity (of course). I feel like he would be annoyed if they were stupid questions so don't ask him anything silly. Other than checking him out, your interest in science is actually genuinely growing. You did have some scientific temperament and if you use the correct scientific terminology then Shockwave will be twice as happy to explain it to you.

— At some point, he'll even tell you stories of his ventures on Cybertron out of some sort of strange feeling he can't put a digit on. He liked to know that some of the lower ranking soldiers had an interest in science and his work in particular. This friendship went on strong, not like he really considers you as a friend, more of a colleague. Don't be silly, Decepticons like him don't do 'friends'... (he just won't admit he's made a friend). Shockwave found himself attached to you and he ended up sort of adoring your company, it's not every day he got someone who was willing to listen to his rambling. But he doesn’t really express it. But you can see it in the way his antenna perk up when you waltz into his lab after knocking for the usual energon delivery. You two had a lot in common— interests in science, loyalty to the Decepticon Cause, scientific curiosity revolving organics and shared mutual hatred for Starscream.

— He does wish you had a wider vocabulary database because he does often needs to use layman’s terms to make you understand some of his work but he doesn't mind. Shockwave knows that it would be asking for too much, he’s just happy to have someone listen to him with such keen interest. But if you do have a scientific background then Shockwave is practically kicking his feet on the inside when he gets to talk to you.

— After a while, he starts giving you cool trinkets and stuff as gifts in your usual energon deliveries. Probably some Earth mineral stones and he'll go in depth, full details about the chemical constituents or about how they're interstitial compounds and such. You collect them all and keep them in a secret stash. Also, you began spending more time with him in his lab after your duties for the day were done and the two of you would proceed to converse for long amounts of time and sometimes you would help Shockwave out. It is hard for him to manoeuvre around because he has only one functioning arm. He appreciates you for the assistance.

— You literally have nothing better to do than hang out with Shockwave, being under the radar had its perks. You do things like helping him organise his datapads, help clean the smaller, more delicate tools that Shockwave’s claw like digits have a hard time holding onto and cleaning, grab stuff for him and so on. You did gain miniscule amounts of experience in a lab back when you were assigned to help out Knockout and it came in handy while helping Shockwave.

— Soon, he was pretty much just addicted to your company. He realizes that he's actually feeling weird sensations that he's never felt before. He felt genuine disappointment when you said you couldn't stay for too long because Megatron needed you at the mines... Oh no. Why did he feel so at ease in your presence? What were you doing to him? How? Why? Shockwave’s processors were swirling with thoughts. He wanted you closer by his side for some reason and he wants answers to all his questions. He first asks you whether you have some sort of ability to which you replied, I quote: “If I did have some sort of... I don't know... mystical abilities, do you really think I would be down in the mines?” Your answer was most logical to Shockwave.

— He keeps you around his lab at first claiming that you have the ability to soothe everyone in a 10 mile radius (he enjoys your company and just the mere sight of you in his peripheral vision) and simultaneously increases productivity (relief cause he wants you there) in processors. Therefore, his overall efficiency will increase with you as his Lab Assistant by his side (you give him motivation and he wants to impress you). He’s convinced that you have some sort of absurd ability and he will prove it scientifically (he’s hopelessly love-struck and completely clueless about what he’s feeling). He does not tell you about this but says so Megatron. Yes. Big M. The Megatron of all mechs. Your hypothetical, literal, factual boss.

— Imagine how shook you were with your surprise promotion. You weren’t complaining though, now, you could access more energon privileges, (your rations got bigger, yay! no longer dining like a pre-revolutionary French peasant) and you got to spend time with the mech that you were pretty much head over heels for.

— He convinced Megatron, which is fucking baffling cause Megatron could see the bullshit he was spewing from a mile away. A part of Megatron is completely aware that Shockwave is just in love yet deep in denial but he takes that one efficiency part into consideration. Megatron is sort of... surprised too because he thought Shockwave was emotionless. Not like he is complaining, Megatron is keen on playing matchmaker. Another part of him is convinced that Shockwave, who was marooned on a dying Cybertron for stellar cycles, is just desperate for some company. So, Megatron generously lets Shockwave have his way. If this whole thing goes to scrap, Megatron will use you for spare parts. In the meanwhile, he'll let his 'tactical advantage' have his fun for now. Besides, a lab technician or assistant at hand would be useful for a mech who has a cannon for a servo.

— Shockwave genuinely believes he has this ‘effect’ that you have on him is, in fact, universal. He literally conducts a survey and asks Knockout first because he was the only available mech at the moment and he reports directly to Shockwave. Knockout realises that the supposed emotionless husk of ‘Con is in love and Knockout doesn’t believe it at first. But the questions Shockwave was asking whether he felt were usually stuff you feel around a crush. Then it clicked.

Knockout chuckles. “Does my sparkbeat increase in the presence of [name]?” He repeats Shockwave’s inquiry that he read out of his datapad to which Shockwave just stands there. Knockout finds this hilarious but he can't even laugh at how baffling this is to him... He’s got a very amused smile on his face. The scientist didn't feel like the threat he usually felt like for once because currently, to Knockout, Shockwave was nothing short of silly. For the first time in his functioning, Shockwave didn't feel... intimidating. “Yes. That is what I asked. Was I not articulate enough?” Shockwave asks in a puzzled tone. What about this did Knockout find amusing enough to chuckle about? Was it the way he worded it? Shockwave was being 100% serious. This makes Knockout struggle to hold in a laugh, barely managing to swallow it down. Shockwave's audial fins lower a bit, somewhat irritated by the red race-car's behaviour. “Shockwave, you’re in love.” Knockout snickers. “You’ve got a crush on [name]. Don’t embarrass yourself asking these silly questions when you could just ask [name] out instead.” He adds as he walks away from his commanding officer who stares into his survey datapad in pure disbelief. Single red optic just burning into the datapad he's holding, his servo clutching it hard enough that he thought it might snap in two. “Illogical and impossible.”

— He never claims to love you. Let’s be real here, Shockwave will be helm-deep in denial. Love is illogical and he doesn’t feel emotion. Knockout is just his underling but it would be logical to take his input into consideration. Shockwave isn’t the most tuned in with his emotions and he just says that he really really really cares for you a lot as you’re his colleague. Love is a weakness.

— A part of him slightly fears the whole falling in love shtick. And if it is true, Shockwave isn't sure how he's going to recover from the ensuing second hand embarrassment he feels after the whole surveying thing with Knockout. Thank whatever forces in the universe conspired to make him ask Knockout first instead of any other mech. And he sure as hell isn't going to tell you that he was literally surveying 'Cons about you. Though, Knockout gives you a weird look when you're hanging around Shockwave.

— But the feelings just grew. The more attention and company you provided him with, the more hopelessly infatuated he became. At first, he tried to avoid how he felt but that proved to be difficult as he had literally made you his lab assistant. He began regretting his decision. So, he just begins relying more on Knockout to assist him instead of you. You just became some kind of lab décor for a while which frustrated you immensely. He was basically benching you here.

— However, this changes when he sees Knockout flirt with you in the corridors as you laughed. Knockout was just teaching you some cheesy pick up lines he learnt from human media and elaborating them to you, some of which you found straight out hilarious and cringy, you couldn’t help but laugh. Shockwave just walked into this without any context.

— Why does he feel like he wants to brutally mutilate Knockout? Shockwave doesn't like this, not one bit. He didn’t realise that he was jealous and once the thought crept into his processor, he refused to believe he was jealous. There was no way an esteemed scientific genius like him would be jealous of a mere medic! Not even a professionally licensed one at that!

— Shockwave is definitely the jealous type. Not possessive or keen on letting others know who he's into but will get jealous if he sees someone making a move on you.

— Knockout was right, wasn't he?... Or maybe Shockwave was just... needy? He hasn't been around other bots for megacycles when he was trapped, marooned on Cybertron. Isolation does make an individual more needy. Maybe if he got to interface with you, this would go away? You were attractive... to him at least.

— He finally gets the courage to try and court you but Shockwave, being Shockwave, had literally no filter. He said it out so plain and blunt but thankfully, he asked in private. Shockwave did not realise the impact of his words right away.

“Would you like to interface with me?” Shockwave asked so bluntly that it made you choke on your oral lubricant and you didn't even know that you could choke until then. Your faceplates heats up considerably. I mean... sure you wanted him and was very into him but... how did he know? Does he know? If so, who the frag snitched!? Knockout? Was it Knockout? You said "hear me out on Shockwave" once to that slagger! And you even said it was a joke... well, it wasn't but you said it was! You stand there frozen for a moment. “You may take your time to consider my-” “Yes.” No hesitation, no regrets and absolutely no fear of consequences behind your words. You had been actively thirsting for this mech for a long, long time and with how close the two of you had become, you're damn sure you had caught romantic feelings for him as well. You once ranted on about how much you found Shockwave attractive while Knockout looked at you like you had fried your circuits. You were not going to give up this opportunity. Shockwave blinks for a moment, that was... quick. Way too quick. He was almost certain you wouldn't agree. The mech even calculated the probability of his success to be a mere 1.0292848%... But he has to make sure. “Are you-” “Yes.” Well... you said it twice so? Shockwave isn't sure why he feels a heat rush to his audials... It should be fine, he goes silent for a moment and you tense up. Maybe you shouldn't have been so direct-

“Come to my quarters after our duties are done for the day.”

— You, being the horny little fucker you were, agreed to him without second thought and you descriptively explained how much you loved him. You wanted him so bad that it wasn’t even funny. It made him... flustered. His antenna perked up, single red optic gleaming a little more brightly and you swore you heard his vents let out a little steam from how his helm heated up. Why did he feel… happy warm inside when you confessed your love to him?

— To Shockwave’s dismay, his emotions for you only grew stronger after that wonderful night. He found himself craving for more and more and so, the two of you then on became a human relationship term that Knockout had introduced you to- ‘friends with benefits’.

— A solid romantic relationship with Shockwave is difficult to achieve. You will be stuck in the ‘friends with benefits’ area for quite a while cause Shockwave will take a long long time to completely grasp what he feels.

—You told your friend, Knockout, about your experience with Shockwave. Shockwave didn’t know that. Imagine his surprise when Knockout teased & asked him out of the blue whether you and him were Conjuxes. He is annoyed that you told Knockout of all ‘Cons on this warship, still better than Starscream... but again, Shockwave isn't too surprised about it given the survey incident. He appreciates Knockout for not telling a spark about it.

— Shockwave still insists that you’re just a colleague that he really cares about (but often gets to be freaky with). Nothing more. He brushes off the very notion of love (A huge part of him just screams that love is illogical at him). However, his actions suggest otherwise.

— His way of showing affection is very unique and it won't be obvious at first. He gives you gifts, teaches you about some cool science thingy or invention that catches your optics when you roam about in his lab, he makes some cool gadgets for you to defend yourself with and bombards interesting facts at your faceplates. Shockwave doesn’t realise it but he’s courting you.

— At some point, he actively seeks out your attention instead of you going to him like usual and he just blurts out an interesting fact that he feels is connected to the moment. If he sees you stacking energon cubes? Fun energon fact. He sees you at the mines? Cool mining fact.

— He lets you pet the Predacon too. Until it turned out to be able to transform but even then, Predaking still demanded for head pats while Shockwave would just enviously watch.

— Shockwave secretly gets all giddy when you remember all the science facts that he spams onto you but would never show it. Despite the swirling emotions and how intense they're getting, he genuinely doesn't know how to express it.

— He finally accepts that he is in love with you after you gave him the first head he’s ever received. jkjk. It was actually the day before that. Couple of Autobots attacked his remote lab and Starscream, being the jackass he was, didn’t inform Shockwave. You were there in that lab with him. Shockwave single handedly took on Ultra Magnus and Wheeljack himself while trying to find you, he realised he was about to lose and commed Soundwave to just bridge him to you and then proceeded to 1v1 Bulkhead. The poor mech was worried sick.

“I can't believe you pulled a stunt like that.” You stared at the Decepticon in front of you with nothing more than pure awe and surprise even though you were in immense and indescribable pain as one of your legs was literally ripped off of you. Thankfully, your pain receptors were offline for now so the loose cabling ends didn't hurt too much. “That wasn’t very logical of you, you know?” You stated to the mech carrying you, he can see how intently you're looking at him and it makes him want to be even more silent. Shockwave continues to look away, he knows what you're saying is right. It would've been more logical to save himself but even then, he went after Ultra fragging Magnus and Wheeljack with just his arm canon. “Your presence has… affected my processor. My judgement has clearly been… clouded. You shouldn’t speak, resting is most logical.” His monotone voice was somehow softer. Shockwave himself was in utter disbelief at what he did. It was almost as if he had forgotten to think and was driven by pure instinct. He got you out of there from that brute, Bulkhead. Bulkhead was almost about to squash you like you were a scraplet. Shockwave genuinely felt scared there. “Is that the scientific way of saying ‘I love you’?” You snickered; looking both touched and amused. He pauses, single red optic almost coyly turning to look at you. He still didn't want to accept it. The idea of falling for a bot was so alien to him and it felt so vulnerable to say it but at this point... “...yes.” He finally accepted how he truly felt about you and your smile just grew wider. His montone voice gave out a quiet admission. He can see the sparkles in your optics and it merely makes this... strange feeling of being small even stronger. He's never felt so vulnerable and small before. Its so foriegn to him. He isn't sure if he likes it. “Do not look at me like that.” He spoke, his single red optic staring straight into your faceplates.

— Shockwave was isolated on Cybertron for a really long time and it has taken a toll on him. He is absolutely touch starved. Let this mech sleep on your chassis as you stroke his back plates, please. Maybe give him a nice massage and soothe the knots out of his cabling. He won’t accept or deny such accusations of being touch starved.

“I think you’re touch starved.” You poke his helm that rested on your abdominal area with your free servo, the other servo was caressing Shockwave’s back, tracing his back-struts and drawing invisible symbols onto his back plates with your digits. Shockwave just hummed; he has never felt so relaxed before, his servo loosening its grip around your waist while his helm slightly rose up in a slow and lazy manner. “Logical yet illogical.” He responded and went back to burying his helm in his earlier position. You tilt your head and raise your left optical ridge in a ‘are you sure about that?’ way. “Shockwave, your statement makes no sense.” You mumble, continuing to do what you were doing. Your free servo going back to helping out your occupied one, Shockwave's usually stiff frame now lax in your servos. You don't get a response this time. “Alright then, I’ll just be on my way then.” You tried to get up and lift his helm off of you only for Shockwave to tighten his grip on your waist and pull in you even closer. His frame stiffening momentarily. Antenna rising up a bit. “You don’t want me to go?” You ask innocently, teasing almost. “...Illogical response. Stay.”

— He’s clingy sometimes. He just hovers over you as you roam around his lab, never taking his eyes off of you. It's unnerving but it's Shockwave. The way his antennas perk up when you’re in the room kills you with adorableness every single time.

— He won’t tell you how he feels cause he claims to not feel anything but you’re certain that he does feel something but it's in a very toned down manner. You learn how to identify how he feels by the way his antennas twitch or move depending on different scenarios and conversation.

— You have to be patient with him. Shockwave won’t really show a lot of vulnerability and he will struggle to tell you how he feels. You can tell him how you feel but when he responds, it may come off as insensitive or inconsiderate as he’s only capable of thinking with logic. He’s also had no prior romantic or sexual relationships. Give him some time.

— Also, his touch starved-ness makes him easily susceptible to jealousy. He will internally rage about however has your attention. If there was a way to somehow combine both your bodies into one, he would gladly take it. That’s how much he wants to be with you. But on the outside, he looks fine. But his optics glow dimly and his audial fins are drooping downwards.

— Anyone ties to hurt you or try to make any sexual/romantic advances on you and Shockwave will not hesitate to use said person as his next ‘test subject’. Knockout was almost tied to his dissection table if it weren't for the fact that he's helping him out in Shockwave's lab... and kept the survey thing a secret.

— Shockwave absolutely adores being spoiled filthily with your affection. He won’t outright say it but if you climb on his lap and caress his helm and place feather light kisses on him, he will die from spark failure. Once, you did and he didn't let you leave his side for that entire day.

— He does not have a mouth and he HATES that. Shockwave wants to spoil you the same way you spoil him but he can’t so, he took the liberty of learning the human craft called origami to make gifts for you to show off Shockwave’s deep affections for you. It's actually really impressive because Shockwave has slender claw-like digits but he manages to make some really delicate and complex figures. To him, the origami pieces are like symbols of his dedication. Your berthroom is filled with origami art pieces made by Shockwave. He sticks with gift giving as his way of spoiling you. He wants you to know that he appreciates you.

— Energon, literature, data, precious stones, you name it. Shockwave is happy to provide you with whatever you want. He's got extensive collections of everything. He's happy to provide on the pretext that you're going to return it if it's something physical, i.e. not to be consumed in any manner... unless it's something Shockwave deems not useful to him.

— Also, he has this thing where the two of you would be recharging beside each other but then he would wake up because of some random weird reason and he would notice your recharging form and just stare for a while, just studying you for a moment and then proceed to go back to recharging. Imagine the horror when once you woke up to Shockwave’s blood red optic staring at you in your shared, dark berthroom, you felt like a human horror movie protag. for a moment.

— You guys pass time in the lab doing a lot of unethical experiments together! Its like those doctor & nurse dynamics but with scientist and lab assistant. You're watching him work, usually silently because he doesn't like losing focus but you'll ask a question every now and then.

— He likes it when you say lovey dovey stuff to him although you need to be really direct with him. He doesn’t get humour or the logic behind pick up lines or flirting in general. He’s smart but his helm is a little too thick.

— If you tease this poor mech, he will not know how to respond or what to do. He will be very clueless or extremely flustered but it will be hard to say with his lack of expressions. He takes it too literally. But if you get too direct, I feel like the flustered-ness would be a lot more obvious. The scientist does not know what to do sometimes.

— At some point, the two of you are Conjuxes! By then, he'd be used to your teasing so if you're direct with him, he will be even more bold and direct to a point it will leave you flustered instead. But subtle flirting and teasing still goes over his helm.

— Initially, when the 'Cons on the Nemesis found out that you and Shockwave were a thing, they were... shocked? Surprised? How did he bag? The Vehicons can sense there's something between you two but the idea of Shockwave of all mechs being in a relationship before... everyone else was absurd! Megatron is surprised to see that his matchmaking actually worked because he had a feeling Shockwave would fumble... but he didn't. Knockout on the other hand, is morbidly curious because the mere idea of Shockwave being capable of romance felt odd to him. He's... invested in your relationship. The Vehicons lowkey jealous, you were so chill with them and now you settled for this guy </3

— But after they get used to it, Knockout sometimes gives you and Shockwave advice, Megatron really doesn’t give a fuck anymore as he already matched you two up (you do anything atrocious to Shockwave and Megatron will melt you down) and Soundwave just finds your whole relationship dynamic pretty cute but ultimately, really doesn't really care.

— Starscream finds out last and he legitimately doesn't know what to feel because this guy found love before him!?!?!?! THE LITERAL EMOTIONLESS HUSK??? He can't accept it! He isn't jealous of the two of you but he is very jealous when it comes to what the two of you share.

— After Megatron's death and the Autobots bringing back most of Cybertron, you're not sure if you want to continue being a Decepticon but Shockwave is adamant on the Cause. So very insistent that he teams up with Starscream which honestly surprised you. You certainly feel betrayed at Knockout switching sides. But what else? It's either this or Autobot prison. You doubt they'd let Shockwave off the hook like that..

— The two of you are living on the remote outskirts of Cybertron and Starscream is third wheeling, he's the housecat you regrettably had to adopt while you guys think of your next evil plan against the Autobots...

i love these tags😭😭😭had me tearing up a bit ngl

"the other cons watching in abject horror as the eligible bachelor is out here winning with out ever playing" yeah that pretty much sums up what everyone feels about you two

@avernyx , @trashcanfills this is the SFW part i mentioned, there isn't really any human reader though and like i said, its kinda old and feels kinda cringey to me but you guys pretty much summed up the plot i'd written way back when for this evil purple tank scientist.

#KO witnessing his bff's horrid taste in mechs with the gnarliest side eye ever </3 #you'll never see those two fight for the same bot ever #they're types on two different planes of existence #“i really think you could do better than that...” “BUT I WANT HIMMMMMMM”#tbf on reader #BREAKDOWN IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT THAT MECH IS VERY CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE #but honestly i can see why knockout would think of him as a hear me out <3 #also pervert solidarity gang

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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they turned him into a jojo character lmao

#transformers #transformers armada #tf armada #starscream #armada starscream #unicron trilogy #jojo no kimyou na bouken #i think its the lips #yes this is an actual panel from the armada comics

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therobotsarestuckinmyhead · 4 days ago

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[TFP] ♡|◇ "FOR SCIENCE...?" Shockwave

this was one of the first things i EVER posted for transformers btw

scenario: how your unconventional tastes led to you being with the first bot that pops up in someone's mind when they think of 'unethical experimentation'

note: this was the sfw version to this but my brain crashed like the 2008 stock market and posted the NSFW first lolololol also this boarders on a crack-fic

warnings: multiple mentions of interfacing, reader is a perv

posted first on ao3!

— But things change as you meet Shockwave, third in command and Head of the Scientific Department of the Decepticon Army.

— Shockwave is definitely the jealous type. Not possessive or keen on letting others know who he's into but will get jealous if he sees someone making a move on you.

“Come to my quarters after our duties are done for the day.”

— He lets you pet the Predacon too. Until it turned out to be able to transform but even then, Predaking still demanded for head pats while Shockwave would just enviously watch.

i love these tags😭😭😭had me tearing up a bit ngl

"the other cons watching in abject horror as the eligible bachelor is out here winning with out ever playing" yeah that pretty much sums up what everyone feels about you two

#transformers #transformers x reader #cybertronian reader #reader insert #tfp #transformers prime #tf prime #shockwave #tfp shockwave #shockwave x reader #tfp shockwave x reader #reader is lowkey literally me #A FILTHY PERVERT #this is old and may be cringe pls read at your own discretion #crack fic (?)

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