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varpusvaras · 11 months

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Fox, in some social gathering he, Bail and Breha were invited to: So...I know I'm here because I'm married to these two, and Cody is here because Kenobi is here, but why are you here again?

Rex: Because these two are here *points to Anakin and Padmé*

Fox: Are you guys like. You know.

Rex: ..........honestly I am not sure, but at this point, I'm in way too deep to leave

Fox: What do you mean by that?

Rex: Observe

Luke and Leia, running up to Padmé: Mom! Can we go and-

Padmé: Oh, you need to ask your father

Luke and Leia, running to Anakin: Dad! Can we go and-

Anakin: Oh, um. Did you already ask your mom?

Luke and Leia: Yes, and she said to ask you!

Anakin: Okay, uh. Go ask Rex if you can go?

Luke and Leia, running up to Rex: Rex! Can we go and-

Rex: No, you'll die and break your legs. Now sit down for a moment and have some juice

Fox: ....oh.

Rex: Yeah.

Fox: This might be a problem

Rex: You don't say

#insert the meme 'any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother' here #fox sends that one to rex a couple of days after this #rex is this close to threatening the twins with sending them to tatooine to do some moisture farming #luke and leia didn't get to unleash their full potential of being absolute menaces in canon #because they grew up as the only child of their families #and also because bail&breha and owen&beru #padmé and anakin are both way too unhinged themselves to be able to keep their children in check #so rex is doing the heavy lifting #he has no idea what he is doing but everybody is still alive so. a win is a win #he is also not entirely sure what is going on with their relationship #but last week anakin gave both him and padme a cup of coffee and a kiss on the cheek and no one said anything about it #so rex isn't saying anything now #commander fox #captain rex #padme amidala #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #leia organa #anidala #bail/breha/fox #codywan #rexanidala #sw #tcw

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