#machine sounds

[drowsyr]

i’m obsessed w the fact that klinger seemingly gets his own tent so he has space for the the klinger collection… so curious if he started out with roommates or if there was just. an executive decision made for him lol

[thebibliosphere]

I'm scrolling through some ambient noises to help me write, and it got me thinking. Y'know those white noise machines people use for sleeping?

Do you think there's a very specific brand marketed at Gothamites?

Like everyone else has rainy nights on the beach, whale song, the crackle of the campfire, and everyone's all-time favorite "rickety fan about to oscillate off your shitty ikea desk at four in the morning."

And then there's "The Sounds of Gotham," a nighttime ambiance made up of heavy thunderstorms interspaced with the wail of police sirens and the occasional smattering of gunfire.

If you upgrade to premium, you can get the added sound effect of "small vigilante child dropping onto your apartment roof followed by the heavy pitter-patter of their combat boots as they dropkick a criminal off the fire escape."

Mm. Cozy.

[r-aindr0p]

the possibility of throuple rugjamidia has captivated me

Ok ok wait though I have to share the vision I have with these 3 !! Been thinking about how Jamil did "quit" his job as a treasure guardian for a life of peace but he still can't chill in his pond for five minutes because of the other two idiots, they just keep coming back....

This is only part one ! Part two is still cooking in the microwave

Hopefully he'll get the blue thing back on his feet and have them go away once and for all (lmao no)

[sharpace]

136. No Shave Challenge

I had to do one post season 2.

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[inkz123]

Ink is running late for their date :((

[textsfromhannibal]

Who wants to hear a clip from Peacefield on a 40+ year old Panasonic RX-5031 for maximum 80s vibes? I guarantee the sound is gonna blow your minds.

(I beg you not to come after me for copyright, this track is played for informational purposes so other people will go find vintage audio equipment, restore it, and buy even more fresh new tapes to support working musicians. I am making no profit off this video, thank you Lucifer bless.)

Edit: Lachryma benefits SO MUCH from the extra bit of grungy noise.

Edit 2: I'm literally SOBBING at Guiding Lights on this thing, it sounds like an 80s dark fantasy soundtrack, everyone needs to go get a tape player.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Gabriel : Please, council. I know I failed you, but surely there's another way besides turning me into a marketable plushie?

No!

AAAAAHHHHH-*Squeak*

This is my lowest point, but I know it can't get worse from here.

Who's that? Someone approaches! Perhaps they could help me?

You! Listen, I need you to get me out of here.

What is that claw descending upon me?

No!

EGH-*Squeak* It squeezes me pretty tight!

Agh, oh it's carrying me to the exit. Thank heaven!

It's about to- *Squeak* AGH! Oh!

You had missed, fuck!

Try- try it again.

Come on I know you have another quarter, yes?

Yes, try it again, yes.

Okay, this time I'm out.

I'm out! I'm- *Squeak* AGHHH!

AW YOU FUCK.

V1 : YAYYY.

Gabriel : SUCH A- JUST BREAK THE GLASS.

FUCKIN' IDIOT.

Audio source

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie the "I miss stabbing people" murder angel and hell princess Charlie 'violence is not the answer and i don't enjoy doing it or being around it UNLESS my girlfriend is brutally impaling and beheading ppl in front of me to protect our home and friends, then it's uh kinda hot Neat actually' Morningstar

charlie

i saw that grin

[magnificentmicrowave]

where DO you work?

2nd shift at the long day factory

[xtlm]

fun games! big prizes! <3

[danishphoner]

reminiscing whatever the hell was this and i'd like to point out a few excerpts (with timestamps) that still haunt me in my sleep:

the way miles gazes deeply into alex's eyes on 0:18 before their silly forehead rubbing......... absolutely platonic!

except for the quick glance at the guitar on 0:19, alex doesn't take his eyes off miles throughout the whole bit. for anything. at all. just watch it

alex being completely mesmerized by miles. and his response is to lick his lips on 0:36.

miles notices alex's undivided attention and of course he has to reward him by sliding his forehead up and down on his on 0:38. fucking insane response

miles gasping at the end of their guitar sex “thing” (on 0:48) and alex giggling in response. they're so intimate it makes me physically ill :)

please feel free to add more details that i haven't noticed/included here (or discuss the ones i have)!

[haggz-is-here]

other variations of the “Tell me, Godly one, do you crave more?” drawing thing 💥💥💥

(while drawing it, many things were added but then taken away in the whole process of things. so here are the cooler ones that still deserve a spot 💕)

[shanemadejshair]

[the-giik]

More sound practice with da scooter (edited: reuploaded the video in higher res to hopefully make the compression not as bad)

This is how she normally runs. It's always at least a little busted, though exactly how badly depends on her mood. I try to hit a good middle point between "real motor" and "cartoony machine". I think this time I did alright.

Besides some old stock cartoon engine noises, I sourced sounds from here: 1 2 3 4 5

[soysauceartly]

Chat not to be cringe on main, but I just found an asmrtist who sounds exactly like Viktor, and looks exactly like Jayce. Genuinely… it’s uncanny.

My favorite video is of him interviewing a tree.

[halfwayhearted]

Just cute Lamine yamal x girlfriend!reader fluff pls

In Your Arms — Lamine Yamal.

Pairing: Lamine Yamal x Fem!Reader

Summary: You have a stuffed animal he hadn’t noticed before, and the moment he spots it, playful teasing follows.

Word Count: 420+

Disclaimer/s — Fluff!

A/N: Super short, but! This makes me ill, so… thank.

Peaceful. This moment right here was peaceful.

You and your boyfriend were lying in bed. His head rested on your lap while you both watched a movie on your TV. However, you found more joy in gently tracing your fingers down his face. Starting at the bridge of his nose, moving down to his jawline, and up to his ears. Then repeating the soothing motion all over again.

Saying you were content would probably just be putting it mildly. An understatement.

It seems you’ve spoken way too soon at the sight of him shifting slightly. His eyebrows furrow in confusion when he feels something near his hip. Lifting his arm, he shuffles it under the blanket and pulls out something that quite literally makes you flush in complete and utter embarrassment.

“What’s this?” He asked, his smile melding into a smirk. “I didn’t know you had a stuffed animal.”

You tried to play it off. “Who doesn’t?”

“I don’t.” Oh, right. Right, of course. Awkward.

“Well... everyone’s different,” you replied with a shrug of your shoulders. All he does is laugh in response, causing your eyes to narrow.

“Hm. Yeah, yeah, everyone is,” the boy muttered. “Let me ask you this: how old are you?”

Your eyes widen at that, and you reach forward to snatch the blue stuffed bunny out from his hands, your face flushing even more. “I think I might have to break up with you after that, not kidding.”

Lamine’s eyebrows pinch together, slowly using his elbow to prop himself up. “What? Uh, no.”

“Uh, yes,” a pause, “Jerk.”

“No—hey, I love you, and I love...” he trailed off, looking at you expectantly. You realized what it was he was wanting you to say.

“Oh! I don’t know. It changes, like, everyday.”

He nods, “Well, I love… it?”

“You’re so only saying that because you don’t want to end up single.” You giggled softly, but all he did was huff and snatch the bunny back into his grasp. Resting his head back onto your lap, he looked over at the TV, his fingers subconsciously messing with the animal’s arms and legs, the sight making your heart flutter in your chest. So, leaning down, you placed a small kiss to the edge of his eyebrow, that being the only place you could really reach. “Hey, okay, I love you, too.”

His triumph was clear, “You’re just saying that because you thought I was being serious.”

“Do you actually want to be single, let me know.”

“No!” He quickly replies, “I love you.”

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