#making him sneeze

[glacierberries]

i know the popular fan headcanon (headfanon?) is narcissa giving severus a makeover and fixing his fashion sense, but LMAO what about bella doing it?

bella's like, you can't be a death eater looking like THAT. or she needs a favour from voldemort, but she wants an alibi too and... the more the merrier, right? severus might as well get dolled up to persuade the dark lord with her. 💅🫦

[bamboozled-distress]

was stressing over this case at like 2am and pheonix pissing me off because mayas about to DIE and he’s doing his gayass monologue over edgeworth like don’t make me mad

[aquanutart]

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[fleshgerm]

He's adequate enough of a caretaker

[egberts]

figaro's one entire goal in life is to lick plastic bags. it's like his favorite hobby. he goes out of his way to do it. here he is hiding under a blanket to sneak behind me and lick one that I wouldn't let him have before ultimately just stealing it

he's literally purring about it

[snzyspencer]

A sneezy girl sitting in her boyfriends lap, bouncing on his cock every time she sneezes

[byfulcrums]

padmé, who most likely grew up with other people doing the cooking for her, probably knows how to make more simple stuff. she can make a nice plate of spaghetti or even ravioli: however, she once managed to find a way to burn ice in a pan, melting the plastic handle, so she's not allowed in the kitchen anymore. she's really good at dessert, though; which is funny, because she likes to eat savory stuff more

meanwhile anakin is a Master Chef. loves to cook, loves to eat, and most importantly loves his wife. what i'm saying is that he's always making 5 star meals for padmé. he wasn't very good at cooking at first, not for a lack of experience but rather because as a slave, he always had to ration his food, and for the longest time he just wasn't sure what amount of everything he should use. he LOVES to eat dessert, but is physically unable to make it. he's perfected the salt and spices and other condiments but sugar? sugar? well just don't ever ask him to make anything sweet

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason, after coming back to Gotham and taking over the criminal underworld— is burnt out.

He’s exhausted, he can’t sleep, he’s pretty sure he broke some ribs somewhere along the two month mark of being the Red Hood and he just wants to go home.

So he does, entering the Cave near deliriously while Batman and Robin are out on patrol, shattering the stupid memorial he comes across while he’s at it, and— huh, well, that actually looks like a pretty comfy spot to take a nap. He’s just gonna— one minute. He just needs one… minute…..

When Bruce and Tim return to the Cave it’s to a dead boy passed out in the shattered remains of the memorial case, wrapped up in the tattered cape Bruce pulled from the rubble in Ethiopia.

[wrylu]

I love when people make (rdr2) OCS that are friends/friendly or have romantic attraction to underrated/not talked about much characters- the ones who get left out of those certain headcanon lists, the ones who have under 150 or so fanfics written with them as the main character, the ones who need more fanart and so on...

[rowyndodendron]

Clocking Niobe is Agamemnon's grandmother adds a whoooole new layer of wtf to the preexisting MOUNTAIN of wtf that was Artemis being like "murder ur daughter or no sailing for u" @ Agamemnon in Aulis.

Per Homer's Iliad Niobe, for those unaware, was a queen who had 6 sons and 6 daughters. This led her to boast that her pussy game was way better than Leto, the mother of Apollo and Artemis, as she only had 2 kids to Niobe's 12.

As you may expect Apollo and Artemis were really normal about this and responded appropriately. Apollo killed all of Niobe's sons while Artemis killed all of her daughters in punishment. Niobe herself became a rock, forever weeping.

SO YEH. THAT'S FUN.

Now just imagining Agamemnon trying to pray to Artemis to maybe, uhhhhh, NOT make me murder my own child for ur special deer???

And she just goes: be grateful I take only one.

[weebsinstash]

I wonder how people feel when they read a few of my posts and they're like "oh this writing/yandere blog looks interesting, I'll go to their page and see what all they have" and it's me switching fandoms every other week, sometimes bitching about politics, and asking for money because my cat is sick

[sdrose93]

The most gorgeous man ever 😍🖤🤍

[starrycassi]

What's the age difference between sevika and Viktor. All this time I've been picturing Viktor child and adult sevika on my jayvik work for silco au since it's silco, sevika and singed who end up raising Viktor up. but. like. What's the real age difference. If sevika is about 40 in the final chapters, while Viktor/Jayce are in their 30's (since act 1 S1 Jayce is said to be 24) (I see Viktor as one year older than Jayce, for reference), and I always assumed that the first time jump was of about 8-10 years, possibly making them 35/36 in the final chapters... Is the age difference 5/7 years? And we see her about late 20/early thirty in the scenes with Vander on S1 act 1.

Because now I'm imagining 12 year old Viktor and 17/19 year old sevika who just got the job and is trying really hard to be intimidating and like. That would be so funny. She's been legally an adult for less than half a decade and she already fucking hates kids. Except this one. This one is kinda alright. She is not telling anyone because that doesn't fit the job description. She still has acne flare ups and has been tasked with taking care of not only this wannabe kingpin's back, but this skittish child. And when he finally grows up and she thinks herself free, another one comes by. And this one is fucking worse in the head so fuck you silco I guess.

Imagine sevika winning her ladies-woman reputation and in every fucking encounter she brings this fuck ass child who stays outside in the living room in complete silence and has been known for fixing sinks and radios while sevika is busy with the girls. Sevika pulling the plumber line in girls only to leave the little rascal with the work. He doesn't even care. Keeps him entertained. Imagine silo asking Viktor what he's being doing all day and why he didn't build the rifles he was supposed to and Viktor goes "oh today we visited a lot of really nice ladies and worked in their electronics to help better their quality of living!" And silco has to take a deep breath in because he's well aware of his resident butch bodyguard and her antics. Yeah she was surely working in something alright. I was unaware of just how funny I can make this and now I'm running with it.

Sevika using Viktor to get girls. She knows the public loves an emotionally conscious woman and she knows that that's not her. Cue Viktor and his wide, pleading eyes. She truly could be her big sister if I just tweaked canon a bit. Could even slide in a couple Powder and Vi parallels. Oh I'm giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair.

[blank-house]

oh winter sports! any favorite? or how did Percy come to like them? is it because of family or did he just practice a lot when he was a kid? i guess he doesn't have the opportunity to practice very often now TT i didn't picture him as the type to be into any sports at all lol

Haha Percy’s pretty sporty tbh just not as much as Elio— like there’s a reason why in the first version of the Spring Demo he and Elio would double team to kick you and your friends’ asses lmaoooo

But in terms of winter sports— he’s into snowboarding! It’s mostly because when he was really young his dad would take him out to the slopes every Winter. It’s admittedly one of the many things Percy missed once he moved to the states.

Speaking of Percy and sports— I also had it jotted down somewhere that he’s into soccer! It grew on him after he moved but I think he navigates himself well on the field. Shows off too— *grumbles* that fucker and his cool trick shots

[jazzzzzzhands]

I saw this pretty Bug Girl and and I wanted to draw her!! I got very sick and finished this with my mouse out of laziness :(

@trikoripl